#p: dunkin donuts

[the-sonic-crew]

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WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A FREEZE DRIED MUNCHKIN FROM DUNKIN DONUTS??!?!?

[raatart]

a complete boycott list in alphabetical order

a complete list of companies / brands / franchises to boycott in support of palestine that i have been working on putting together for a while now.

remember to support your local businesses

stand with palestine against genocide

(Food & Beverages)

A

Activia

Acqua Panna

Akmina

Absolute Vodka

Algida

A&W

Aquafina

Alpro

Actimel

B

Burger King

Baskin Robbins

Ben & Jerry's

Bugles

Betty Crocker

Badoit

Becel

C

Coca Cola

Costa Coffee

Cadbury

Cheerios

Cheetos

Campbells

Calve

Cappy

Chiquita

D

Dominos

Dasani

Dunkin' Donuts

Doritos

Dr Pepper

Danone

Dolcela

Damla

Dogadan

E

Evian

Eden

F

Fanta

Frito-lay

Fruit by the Foot Roll Ups

Falim

Fresca

G

Gatorade

Greggs

H

Hardees

Haagen Dazs

Heinz Ketchup

Hershey's

Hard Rock Cafe

Heinz

I

Innocent

Israeli Fruits & Vegetables

J

Jacob's

Jaffa

K

KitKat

KFC

Kbueno

Kraft Mac & Cheese

Kellogg's

Kraft

L

Lipton

Lays

M

McDonald's

Mars

Marks & Spencers

Maggi

Marila

Monster

Mountain Dew

Mehadrin

Minute Maid

Milk Bar

M&M's

Magnum Ice Cream

Milka Chocolates

N

Nestle

Nestle Cereals

Nescafe

Nesquik

Nespresso

Nido

Nutella

Nature Valley

Nestle Milo

Nestle Carnation

Nestle Coffee Mate

Nestle Nestum

Nimbooz

Nestea

O

Orea

Original Shredded Wheat

P

Papa John's

Pepsi

Pringles

Pizza Hut

Perrier

Pillsbury

Popeyes

Pretty a Manager

Pure Life

Powerade

Popup Bagels

Q

Quality Street

Quaker

R

Redbull

Ruffles

S

Starbucks

Subway

Smartwater

Sweetgreen

Snickers

Sprite

Sabra

Sunkist

Strauss

Smarties

S.pellegrino

Schweppes

Sana

Sirma

Sara Lee

T

Toblerone

Tang

Twix

Tesco

Tropicana

U

V

Vittle

Volvic

W

Wall's

Walmart

Walkers

Wrigley's

X

Y

Z

7Up

(Clothing)

A

America Eagle

Adidas

Alo

Adina Eden Jewelry

B

C

Converse

Calvin Klein

Cat

Castro

D

Drew

Diesel

E

F

G

Good American

GAP

H

H&M

I

J

K

Kamili

L

Levi's

Lumberjack

M

Mango

N

Nike

O

Oasis

P

Puma

Q

R

River Island

S

Skims

Skinny Dip

St. Mark

Style Nadia

T

Timberland

U

V

Victoria's Secret

Vakko

W

We Wore That

Wyeth

X

Y

Z

Zara

(Beauty)

A

Aveda

Amika

Avon

Aussie

Aveeno

Always

Aesop

Ahava

B

Bobbi Brown

Blistex

Bath & Body Works

Britney Spears Fragrance

Becca

Biotherm

Beauty Blender

C

Clinique

Covergirl

Colgate

Calgon

Camay

CeraVe

Christina Aguilera Perfumes

Clean & Clear

Crest

CND

Cacharel

D

Dr. Jart+

Dove

Dettol

Darphin Paris

Dark & Lovely

E

Essie

Elidor

F

Fenty Beauty

Fair & Lovely

G

Garnier

Gillette

Glam Glow

H

Honest Beauty

Haci Sakir

Herbal Essences

Head & Shoulders

Hugo Boss

I

J

Jo Malone

Johnson & Johnsom

K

Kerastase

Kiehl's

Kylie Cosmetics

Kylie Skin

Kotex

L

L'Oreal

Lacome

La Roche-Posey

Lifebuoy

Lux

Lubiderm

M

Maybelline

MAC

Moroccan Oil

Maui

Matrix

Max Factor

N

Nyx

Neutrogena

Nivea

Nature's Beauty

Niely

O

Olay

Origins

Orkid

Oral-B

Oax

P

Pepsodent

Pantene

Q

R

Revlon

Rimmel

Rexona

Rhode

S

Summer Fridays

Schick

Smashbox

Sephora

Sensodyne

Skinceuticals

Skin Better Science

T

The Body Shop

Too Faced Cosmetics

The Ordinary

Tom Ford Beauty

Tampax

Takami

U

Urban Decay

Ulta Beauty

V

Vichy

Vaseline

Veet

W

X

Y

Yes to

Yuesai

Z

(Luxury)

A

B

C

Chanel

D

E

Estee Lauder

F

G

Georgio Armani

H

I

J

K

L

LVMH

Louis Vuitton

La Mer

Lavs

Le Labo

M

Mugler

Maison Margiela

N

O

P

Prada

Q

R

Raplh Lauren

S

T

Tiffany & Co.

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

U

V

Valentino

W

X

Y

Yves Saint Laurent

Z

(Tech & Entertainment)

A

Aol

Amazon

AirBnB

Apple

B

BBC

Buxton

Barbie

Booking.com

C

CNN

D

Disney+

Dell

E

Energizer

F

Ford

Fiverr

G

Galaxy

H

HP

Hyundai

Hulu

I

IBM

Intel

J

K

L

Lego

M

Motorola

Movenpick

Mattel

Microsoft

N

National Geographic

Nokia

Netflix

O

Oracle

Oxi

P

Philips

Q

R

Rolls Royce

S

Siemens

Sodastream

T

Toys R Us

U

V

Volvo

Valvoline

W

Wix

X

Y

Z

(Other)

A

Axa

Ariel

Aero

Ambi Pur

Airwick

Aroma

AVC

Amway

Ace Hardware

Andrex

American Express

B

Bounty

Black & Decker

Bonux

Bref

Braun

Benadryl

Band-aid

Barclays

Blue Cross Blue Shield

Better Help

C

Caltex

Chevron

Culligan

Citi Bank

Chicco

Cravola

Clearblue

Capital One

D

Dash

Drynites

Dosmestos

Doona

E

Expedia

F

Finish

Febreeze

Fixodent

Fairy

G

Goop

Gerber

Gys

H

HSBC

Huggies

Hayat

I

Imodium

J

JCB

K

Kimberly-Clark

Kleenex

L

Lion

Little Swimmers

Lenor

M

Mr Muscle

Minidou

Monsanto

N

Nicorette

O

Omo

P

Pampers

Purina Felix

Payoneer

Palmolive

Protex

Pull-ups

P&G

Prima

Pril

Paramount Pictures

Q

R

Rejoice

Rinso

Rogaine

S

Signal

Sensus

Sudafed

T

Tide

U

Unilever

Us Cellular

V

Vim

Vanish

Vicks

W

X

Y

Yumus

Z

(Places)

A

B

C

D

Disney

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

(People)

A

Ashley Tisdale

Amy Schumer

Andy Beshear

B

Bono

Ben Savage

Bella Thorne

Beyonce

C

Chris Evans

Claire Holt

Ciara

Chris Rock

Chris Pine

D

Demi Lovato

Dwayne Johnson

DJ Khaled

E

Eva Longoria

F

G

Gal Gadot

H

I

Ian Somerhalder

J

Jamie Lee Curtis

James Maslow

Justin Bieber

Jennifer Aniston

Jaclyn Hill

Jack Harlow

Jordan Peele

Joseph Quinn

Jack Black

K

Kylie Jenner

Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner

Kerry Washington

Katie Perry

Karlie Kloss

Khloe Kardashian

Kat Graham

Kendall Jenner

Kourtney Kardashian

L

Lebron James

Lana Condor

Lana Del Rey

M

Millie Bobby Brown

Malala

Mindy Kaling

Mark Hamill

Madonna

N

NFL

Nina Dobrev

Natalie Portman

Nabela

Nicole Richie

Noah Schnapp

O

Octovia Spencer

P

Perez Hilton

Paul Wesley

Phoebe Tonkin

Pia Mia

P!nk

Q

R

Ronaldinho

Rihanna

S

Sofia Richie

Shaquir O'neal

Selena Gomez

T

Tara Strong

Taika Waititi

Taylor Swift

Tyler Perry

U

Usher

U2

V

Vanessa Hudgens

Viola Davis

W

X

Y

Z

[cannibalisticcorpse]

Mattfleck but they fuck in dunkin donuts and use the warm donuts glaze as lube

Needed a warm-up before work so I finally got around to this :P

i realized at about "whatever, man" that this would have worked better if they were employed at the dunkins but. alas.

cw for unsafe sex... obviously. + crack treated seriously

Ben sits across from Matt, watching the grease from his sandwich drip down his chin. His lips are glossy, smooth, and keep drawing Ben's eyes. He hasn't listened to a word Matt's said in probably fifteen minute, but he's chalking that up to the long drive. "-can't believe you found the one Dunkins in Nevada," Matt's saying. "I mean how do you do it?" He pulls the sandwich from his mouth, and he's got food he's still chewing, a little crumb hanging onto his lip that Ben desperately wants to slide his thumb over. "Fourty hours into a drive, and you've still only got one thing on your mind."

"Huh?" Ben's gaze flicks up to Matt's, a slight flush creeping up over his neck. "What's that?"

Matt gestures at the unopened box of donuts in Ben's hands. "Dunkin. You can take the boy out of the Boston, but you can't take the Boston-"

"I was born here," Ben says, laughing just a bit. He's never felt particularly tied to any one place- not until he and Matt grew closer in high school.

"Ri-ight," Matt nods, a smile stretching across his dumb face. "Cali-boy."

"Whatever, man," Ben laughs as he goes to stand. He stumbles for a moment as he realizes that he's got a raging hardon just from watching Matt eat messily. Fuck. He grips the donut box, and Matt just kind of tits his head. His floppy blond hair curtains him.

"What are you doing?"

"What, I can't take a piss without you asking questions?"

Matt laughs and holds his hands up disarmingly. "Hey, I'm just wondering what the donuts are for!"

Ben keeps them held over his crotch, and turns, trying his fucking best to get away from Matt and those goddamn lips. "Maybe I'll get hungry while taking a shit, who knows!"

Matt laughs from the table, and Ben gets the fuck out of there. He sets the donut box on the sink counter and grips the edge of the counter so hard his knuckles turn white.

He's notices little things more and more lately. He's noticed that Matt has pretty eyelashes, and that Matt snores in his sleep if he's really tired, and that Matt hums along to most songs he likes, but he'll sing if they're rock n' roll. He's noticed the way Matt's nose curves up a bit, and the way his hair falls loose, and the way Matt laughs at Ben's jokes like he's actually funny.

Ben wants to smash something.

He wants to get back in his car and call it. No more roadtrips to hollywood, no more big acting dream. He wants to take his anal personality and leave Matt behind... Well...

He doesn't.

No, what he really wants is to not get so fucking hard just from watching Matt eat some greasy food. He wants to-

"Hey, don't mind me," Matt's talking before he's even fully pushed open the bathroom door. "I figured it'd be best to use the bathroom now, then we can get back on the road..." He pauses, and his eyebrows kind of knit together a bit as he catches Ben's face in the mirror. "Harrowing bathroom experience, Ben?"

"Something like that," Ben forces himself to say, and his voice sounds absolutely wrecked.

"Uh-huh..." Matt doesn't believe him, but he lets Ben be for that moment as he steps up to the urinals. Ben can see Matt just over his shoulder in the mirror. He watches the way his shoulders rise and his shirt moves, but just before a zipper opens, Matt turns back to Ben. "Hey, you can... I mean, maybe I'm over-stepping, but you can talk to me, okay?"

"Don't say that to me with your dick in your hand." Ben means for it to be a joke, but it comes out far too sincere.

Matt stands there for a moment, and his eyes travel down the mirror as his face get red with splotchy blush. They land on the bulge of Ben's crotch, only half-hidden by the sink counter. "Shit," he whispers.

Ben knows that breath isn't for him. He knows that Matt's going to leave the bathroom, and probably tell all their buddies what a fucking loser Ben is, but...

Instead, Matt takes a nervous step towards Ben. "Tell me that's not for me and I'll ignore it."

Ben meets Matt's eyes in the mirror, and he swears the hair at the back of his neck stands on edge. "What if I say it is?"

Matt's eyes widen just enough that Ben notices. He takes another step forward, this time less nervous. "Is it?"

"Yeah," Ben chokes out. "I was watching you eat the sausage sandwich, and... Matt, jesus. The grease on your lips... Fuck..."

"My lips?" Matt reaches a hand up to press his fingers to his lips. "Oh." He steps up to Ben and though he's a bit shorter, he wraps his arms around Ben's waist and kisses the side of his throat, just where it meet his shoulder.

Little sparks shoot through Ben and he lets out this stuttered noise. He swears his knees nearly buckle.

Matt tightens his hold on Ben's waist with one arm, his other hand slowly snaking down to grip his crotch through his jeans. "Jesus, Ben," Matt breathes, and Ben can feel the wet spot left on his skin.

"What?"

"I've seen you shower at school, but I never- fuck, man." He rubs his hand over Ben's aching arousal, and Ben's hit by a wave of gentle unreality. There's no way Matt's really touching him like this. But then Matt pants in his ear, and it's exactly what he thought Matt would sound like when turned on.

"Is it not wh-what you expected?" Ben tries to keep his voice level, but Matt keeps touching and kissing him. It's impossible not to shake.

"Fuck no. You're huge, Ben."

Ben reaches a hand back, to thread through Matt's hair and grip at it. He watches the way his own body moves in the mirror, and maybe he's just too horny to hate himself, but he thinks he looks good. "I like it when you say my name, Matty."

"God... Ben, oh my god." Matt opens his mouth to suck at Ben's flesh, gently pulling at it and pressing his teeth down.

Pleasure rolls into pain, and Ben finds himself melting into the way Matt rocks against his ass and gropes his cock through his jeans. He can't decides if he wants to grind back on Matt or forward into his hand. "Fuck me," Ben breathes, and he feels his face heat up. His eyes prick with tears, but he doesn't cry. "Fuck me, Matty... Shit. I need you inside me, please."

Matt swallows hard, pulling away from Ben's throat where's left a great big red mark. "How... How would I-? I mean, girls get wet, right? So how do I... get you wet?"

"Use the fucking glaze on the donuts, I don't care, just fuck me."

Matt groans, but he uses both hands to undo Ben's jeans, pushing them down before undoing his down. "Fuck, Ben... Fuck."

Ben can't catch Matt's cock in the mirror, but he feels it press up against his bare ass, and he knows he's bigger, but he also knows that Matt's already dripping, and ain't that an ego boost? He opens the donut box and pushes it towards Matt as he leans over the counter.

"Dude, I don't know if it's going to fit," Matt says, one hand gripping Ben's ass.

"Just try," Ben says, and he feels his entire body go numb with shame as he parts his feet wider.

Matt takes a donut from the box, and Ben can't help but laugh at the face he makes in the mirror. He can't see what Matt does, but he returns a less circular donut than he one he took from the box. "Don't... eat that one," he says, and Ben snorts at him. "Whatever, man." Matt's face is bright red in those giant patches, but he's got a smile playing on his lips, too. "At least it was warm still."

"Yeah," Ben starts, but he stops as soon as he feels the tip of Matt's cock press against him. "Oh, fuck." He takes a sharp breath, and grinds back against the feeling.

At first, all he feels is a burning pain, but then it melts away like fat on steak and he feels the weight of Matt start to fill him.

Matt's fingers push under Ben's shirt to grip his waist, and he can feel how sticky they are, but he doesn't really care. They've been awake almost two days now, the first thing he was going to do in California anyway was shower.

He rolls his head back with a gasp as Matt gives a little push. For a moment, he thinks he's being split open, but that pain fades as soon as a wave of pleasure rolls over him. "Fuck, Matty!"

"Ben," Matt moans back, his hands gripping Ben's waist tight as he begins to rocks his hips, fucking Ben slowly as they both try not to nut just from that. "Why have I been fucking girls this whole time?"

"Because you're a fucking idiot," Ben supplies. His voice is breathy, but he smiles at the glare Matt gives him in the mirror. "Hey, shorty, I can barely see you back there."

"Are you getting insecure about having another man use you?" Matt asks, and it's probably supposed to shut Ben up- which it does, but it also has Ben clenching hard to keep himself from cumming. "Ah, fuck," Matt groans, and presses his forehead to the back of Ben's neck. "Fucking... fuck, Ben... Fuck."

"Fuck me harder than that, Matt."

"God, I hate you."

Ben takes a breath to relax himself and rocks back against Matt, trying to get him to speed up, which he does. But he grips a hand into Ben's hair and yanks him back to bite down hard on his throat. Muffling his moans as he begins to thrust faster and harder. His other hand wraps around Ben's waist for a moment before reaching down to grip Ben's cock and stroke it.

Ben lets out stuttered moans as stars fill his vision. He can't stop the tears from rolling down his cheeks, and he's lost in Matt's touch. The way his throat seems to sizzle with pain, the way his ass aches with Matt's cock, and the way pleasure thunders through him, settling in his heart and swelling as his body twists up.

Just when he thinks he can't take it anymore, Matt moans this punched-out noise as he throws his head back and grips Ben's hair tighter than before.

That sends him over the edge as he spills in Matt's sticky hand, moaning out his name over and over.

They come down slowly, leaning against each other and that counter so they don't fall to the bathroom floor.

Ben's never been excited for a hotel before.

[mildiva]

So I’ve Decided To Start A Blog About Music And Parties

the idea came to me on a break at work after leaving my phone at home, my mind never clearer… i should be blogging about music. pitchfork is dead, first of all, and third of all it’s something i cannot live without, so why not?

I’m not sure of the “” format “” this will take but right now i’ll just write things as they come?? and part of my love for music is of course parties. they’re still so life giving to me and i still think nothing is better than dancing with gay ppl some of whom are my friends and hearing them dj. some of them are even good! it’s just spaces of eternal and endless flowing love. anyways.

arianka is back!! when i first heard yes, and?, i thought “alright miss grande this is cute!” and it’s grown on me ever since. I’ve been anticipating this album, seeing what direction she would go. i’ve been listening to sweetener every day for the last few weeks mostly because the eating 4 free series on ariana recontextualized her… everything, i guess?? i’d always seen her as just like a Nickelodeon product industry plant which as a certified quirky-not-like-other-girl syndrome haver did not interest me. i was still listening ofc but i wasn’t invested like i was in say lady gaga (and oh how the tables have turned on stefani the pharmacy tech but i digress!) anyways the five part e4f series on her, how she got started with looping covers of imogen heap on youtube, her serious involvement in the production of all her albums, really digging into the pain and scrutiny she’s been through from her time with The TV Producer Who Shall Not Be Named to the donut incident (which i always thought was a slay) to the literal Manchester bombing, her relationships especially with mac miller… not gonna call myself an arianator or w/e but i am a fan now, especially after relistening.

before i get into the album i just want to say this: the music video for we can’t be friends was adorable! it’s very sad that we don’t get music videos anymore because they’re not profitable or useful for marketing. still haven’t seen the yes and video but i’ll get to it. my main point is that give evan peters a stingy little mustache, grow his hair out a little longer, and he could pass for spongebob slater! so many people on twitter are mocking him for his looks/ariana for being with him but gassing up evan. look, ethan is… not a guy i would approach in a bar let’s say, but i’d let him buy me a drink, you know? and if we’re to believe ariana on supernatural and ordinary things, they have something special! tweets will go viral about “every hot girl needs a medium ugly bf” but she’s not allowed to do it? anyways.

if you detect a pivot in tone here, it’s because i’m no longer blogging with a sour cream donut and 3/4 of a dunkin latte with oatmilk and nothing else fueling my body, sun glowing through the clouds and full of optimism.. there’s a harried blogging now while i try and finish this before i hop in the shower to get ready for a hookup tonight. also, i’ve been thinking and listening to eternal sunshine again, reading and digesting lyrics and of course many many stan tweets about it.

first, i’d like to amend something i stated earlier that i refuse to edit: evan peters represents dalton her ex(?) husband, not ethan. (side note: i wonder if she’s thought back to the line in thank u, next where she says she hopes she’ll only get married once. either way the song is still a smash!) i of course forgive my confusion because, for reasons unknown even to myself, i assumed the majority of this album was about the forbidden romance that soon overflowed into her public relationship with spongebob, but it’s not! this is very much a breakup album and nobody is bored in it.

i’m really fascinated by this because ariana took such a turn in disappearing from the public eye after getting together with dalton (which was certainly aided by the pandemic). as a non-stan, i couldn’t tell you what little she HAS been putting out, but if the inimitable joan summers couldn’t find pictures of her for a two year period, it’s safe to say she was lying low. and yes there have been jokes and supposition about “ariana wasn’t allowed to talk about the divorce as per their agreement but she sang about it~~” BUT! if we take that into consideration (and also rely on the journalistic analysis of e4f), most of the negative press and comments came from dalton and his camp. divorce agreements and technicalities of speech aside, i think she chose a much kinder way to speak about their relationship. even she says she wishes she hated him (knowing very little about their relationship, I’m happy to hate him off of the line about him turning the tv up on her crying) but she doesn’t! even with songs like the boy is mine, supernatural, and ordinary things, she really details a story of a relationship disintegrating with both her and dalton finding other people. it’s certainly not the cheating homewrecker story everybody was running with months ago. even if the arianators turn on dalton, he’s still spared any real damage to his reputation because she doesn’t paint him as a monster, scoundrel, narcissist, etc. not to get too “a man can laugh but a woman can only chortle” about it, but i hope people who wrote ariana off listen and reconsider that despite the tabloids and the lyrics, none of us know what went down in that marriage.

okay but what about the music? this will maybe be the shortest part of this blog (oops!), but I’m really fascinated with the narrative around and in the album. the music, I’ll probably need to listen for another week before i have anything worthwhile to say (i need to go full geek on it). keeping it brief, it felt very airy. sonically it sounds like the imaginary room the cover was shot in: spacious and full of sunbeams. something about some of the songs (wait for your love and yes, and?) felt very 80s to me, but i’d need a psychoanalyst to explain that to me. you still hear an rnb influence throughout, but why wouldn’t you? obviously the boy is mine, but true story as well with the bass straight out of “pony” by ginuwine and a drum pattern (pattern, not sample, don’t get it twisted) similarly to “don’t hurt yourself” by beyoncé. my personal favorite of the album was imperfect for you, but i’m a sucker for a pedal tone that creates dissonance, what can i say?

if you’ve actually read this far thank you? im amazed that you read a 20 mile long blog that frankly, is not even well written yet. xoxo 🐇

[atomicjellycat]

The porn bots p much just come with the territory of this site. To the point when I get one or two in my inbox I chuckle a little, almost like getting a classic Nigerian Prince email.

The job bots were a new addition, first USPS, then Amazon. All remote work, some now advertising an impossible 300+$ a day, you'd think even scammers know that'd be a claim far too good to be true for a user base approximately 20-30s and have grown up online.

They're fucking everywhere in every tag and every 4th post it feels like, clearly it's not going to work, but they continue to multiply and I continue to report every single one of them.

Fine, all part of the online experience for some reason. I've accepted it.

But the fucking 7 paragraph long DUNKIN DONUTS GIFT CARD POST??? bitch of ALL the things one of us would take the stupid chance on, fucking Dunkin donuts gift card???? Am I having a stroke???

Porn? Sure, as long as the internet has existed we have used it for sex.

Too good to be true Jobs? Yeah, older user base in a shit failing economy while dangling 'remote' over our heads? I won't lie, the first time I saw one of those posts I lingered for a moment, times are tough, but I'm smart, and can recognize a scam.

Fucking Dunkin donuts???? Do I look like fucking homer Simpson to you?? Honestly I just feel disrespected, it's like these scammers have no passion for the work anymore, you aren't trying and you are not respecting your scam userbase. 0/10, would NOT get scammed by you again. Try harder.

[kyndaris]

Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Our first proper day in Seoul had us running through the city using my highly advanced map-reading skills because Google Maps could not show even simple routes in and around the city except via public transport. This was due to the censorship laws of South Korea preventing the storage of map data on foreign server devices. As a consequence, Google cannot legally provide any real time navigation. Or so Google and Reddit tell me. Instead, locals rely on Naver and Kakao, but which do not always have English translations and thus tourists such as bleachpanda and myself are left fending for ourselves.

Still, after enjoying a ham and cheese 'Dagel' for breakfast at a local cafe, bleachpanda and I set out to Namsam Seoul Tower (or N Seoul Tower for short). Along the way, we stopped at the Namdaemun Market. There, we inspected the stalls to see what was on offer. Although we were both tempted to purchase souvenirs at this very first stop on our journey, we both resisted the urge.

We had, after all, not even properly seen the city!

Instead, bleachpanda and I purchased some egg tarts and a warm drink to drive away the wintry chill. While bleachpanda guzzled down her mocha, I was left disappointed by my 'choco latte,' which turned out to essentially be chocolate milk.

From Namdaemun Markets, we hiked towards Namsan Mountain, visiting a local 7-Eleven along the way to see if they shared any similarities to their counterparts in Japan or Australia (spoiler alert: they shared much more with their Asian cousins in Taiwan and Japan than those found out in the West).

Once at the start of the hiking trail up to Namsan, bleachpanda blanched at the prospect of climbing up to the tower. But with some gentle coaxing from me, she acquiesced. And so, we clambered up the mountain.

Bleachpanda, being the less fit of the two of us, required numerous stops to catch her breath. But these rests were also opportunities for us to take pictures of the scenery - capturing the early moments of spring peaking through as the snow began to melt.

By the way, did I mention there were love locks all around N Seoul Tower? Because that was a thing. As well as at the base of the mountain having a statue dedicated to the Comfort Women from the Second World War.

Still, it was aggravating to wait for her but it was the cross I had to bear as her travelling companion. Especially as we were nearing the tower and she vanished for nigh on eighty-four years because she ducked into a store to buy a fridge magnet.

At the tower, I purchased our entry tickets up and away we soared to the observation deck with a group of American tourists. Once at the observation deck, the entirety of Seoul was spread out before us. I used this chance to take copious amounts of pictures from this bird's eye view of the city:

Bleachpanda and I even bought a few souvenirs, including postcards. While I sent mine to a good friend (here known as redoubt on the internet), as he has a penchant of posting postcards to me when travelling overseas, bleachpanda sent one to her sister and another to her future self.

Once we had drunk our fill at the tower, we took the cable car back down to civilisation (bleachpanda's request) before heading to Deoksugung Palace. As I navigated our party towards our destination we refuelled at a Dunkin' Donuts before continuing onward.

Unfortunately, once we arrived at Deoksugung Palace, it was closed (this was due to the fact this palace is closed on Mondays. Why? I'm not sure. We would revisit it later). Disappointed, bleachpanda and I trekked instead to Gyeongbokgung Palace where we managed to catch a changing of the royal guard. During the performance, an explanation was provided regarding the process and of the outfits worn by the performers, which were based on 15th century Joseon dynasty clothing.

Fun fact, Gyeongbokgung was the main royal palace of the Joseon palace and was built in 1395. Additionally, everywhere we looked, there were people dressed in hanboks because they allowed free entry!

Alas, bleachpanda and I were dressed in our thick entry gear. And so, we had to buy tickets to visit Gyeongbokgung Palace. I also grabbed an audio gudie to provide some commentary of the historic site we were visiting, although I had to trade in my driver licence.

As we made our way through the Palace, I learned how the Palace served as the heart of the Joseon dynasty before it was razed to the ground when Japan invaded Korea back in 1592. This was later rebuilt in 1867. Within were several precincts and the living quarters for concubines and the royal family. Of interest to me was how there were separate palaces for the King and the Queen.

I also learned how during the Japanese occupation in the early 20th century, Gyeongbokgung was used for their own headquarters, with the Government-General Building being built after the Palace was levelled. After the conclusion of the Second World War, however, much of Gyeongbokgung has been restored.

After we had wandered through to all the major sites, bleachpanda and I exited out near the National Folk Museum of Korea. Eager to have my driver licence returned, we headed back to the entrance and exchanged the audio guide for my Australian identity document.

From the palace, we then headed to Bukchon Hanok village and finally nabbed a late lunch of pork cutlet - elsewise I might have keeled over. After we were both full, we took a gander around Bukchon, stopping by Bukchon Yukgyeong to snap an iconic view of the city of the buildings there and the city of Seoul splayed out before us.

Once we had snagged the picture, bleachpanda and I headed back to our hotel after a long day out in the city of Seoul. We stopped briefly at Jogyesa Buddhist temple before purchasing a few souvenirs and snacks.

So ended our first proper day in Seoul! Join me for the next few weeks as I regale you, dear reader, of our further adventures! For tomorrow is when we head into the DMZ (the last letter pronounced as Zed for all you Americans out there).

Looking back on our journey though, I'm a little sad I couldn't snag myself a hot CEO boyfriend after he hit me with his car. Still, there's always next time!

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I weirdly feel tired and kinda shitty rn?????

Gonna type my day out, big text time

The fuck- I had a nice day, ate well (2 waffles plus a peanut butter nature valley cracker sandwich thing and a small bag of chips a bit before noon, then had coffee and finished it in like maybe less than 20 minutes that my mom got me after I ate what I said above this.

I then went to a Wizard of Oz play with my gram and a couple of her friends, listened to my music with earbuds during the ride, so nice and not awkward stimulation from being uncomfortable and to quiet. We were on the balcony there, right after the row in the front of the balcony. I really liked the play, would recommend, they did a fantastic job at it. I worked on a rottmnt Leo drawing before it started, Finished it!! Then I worked on my bluejay lemur drawing during intermission, didn't get real far :/ gotta look back at my wing tip Reblog at some point.

We then went to some food place never heard of before, tried haddock and some other seafood thing grs friends ordered, wasn't a huge fan. I ordered a chili dog with orange Fanta soda (small size I think?) with some fries, didn't finish the fries, was a bit larger than I was hungry for.

Also listened to music on the way home and dropping grams friends off.

I then ate a donut my mom got me (dunkins, same place she got the coffee (iced pumpkin spice coffee with caramel added, highly recommend!), plus the other donut that was for my brother, but he didn't want it. Took a drowsy making allergy pill plus my prescribed sleep pill before I ate the donuts, it was after 6 then, which is when I usually take the pills, helps me fall sleep faster if I take them an hour or two before 8 ish, when I usually go to bed (to not fuck my sleep schedule and to be able to sleep more).

I then was going thru my Tumblr notifications, replied to mino on mini me in mug (will work on eventually!! It's currently 8:40 rn, gotta sleep soon :/).

I then went to get ice cream with my mom and step grandma (married to my grandpa, my bio gram and him aren't together) from McDonald's, an Oreo mcflurry, finished it before I'm typing this post.

And then am now going thru my Tumblr notifications and making this post, will go to bed after I finish this and finish going thru my Tumblr notifications!!! :D

My day all typed out (woke up at 7 something, that's why I go to bed at 8ish wanna sleep around 8-10 ish hours :P. I like sleep)

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gas station donuts come off the truck p much every day (exactly the same as dunkin) and are usually a bit cheaper. yeast donuts are the best kind of donut but if you must get a cake donut blueberry is softer than chocolate, and less popular/more likely to be there. this is important imagine im saying this to you like npc dialogue

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50 Amusing Team Names That Will Make Your Group Stand Out and Laugh Together

https://customteamnames.com/?p=1077 50 Amusing Team Names That Will Make Your Group Stand Out and Laugh Together Choosing the right team name can set the tone for your group and spark camaraderie among members. Whether you’re gearing up for a friendly competition or just want to showcase your team’s personality, an amusing name can make all the difference. It’s not just about being funny; it’s about creating a memorable identity that resonates with everyone involved. Imagine the laughter and connection you’ll foster when your team name brings a smile to faces. From clever puns to quirky references, the right name can elevate your team’s spirit and make your gatherings more enjoyable. Jump into the industry of amusing team names and discover how a dash of humor can transform your group ever-changing and create unforgettable moments. Table of Contents Toggle Amusing Team Names for Sports TeamsCreative Team Names for BasketballFun Team Names for SoccerWitty Team Names for SoftballAmusing Team Names for Work TeamsHumorous Team Names for Project GroupsEntertaining Team Names for Office CompetitionsAmusing Team Names for Gaming TeamsClever Team Names for EsportsPlayful Team Names for Multiplayer GamesAmusing Team Names for Friends and Family GroupsSilly Team Names for Family ReunionsLighthearted Team Names for Friends’ OutingsAmusing Team Names for Themed EventsQuirky Team Names for Halloween PartiesFunny Team Names for Trivia NightsConclusionFrequently Asked QuestionsWhy is choosing the right team name important?How can a humorous team name impact a group?What are some funny team names for sports?Are there amusing team names for work?What are some creative names for gaming teams?How can team names enhance family gatherings?What are some ideas for themed event team names? Amusing Team Names for Sports Teams Amusing Team Names for Sports Teams Choosing an amusing team name adds a layer of fun to sports. Here are some creative ideas customized for different sports. Creative Team Names for Basketball Slam Dunkin’ Donuts – This name brings a tasty twist to your basketball spirit. Net Six and Chill – Perfect for those relaxed game nights with friends. Hoops I Did It Again – A playful shout-out to a pop culture classic. Air Ballers – Embrace the irony with a fun take on missed shots. Backcourt Bandits – This name adds a hint of mischief to your team’s persona. Fun Team Names for Soccer Goal Diggers – Celebrate your team’s ambition on the field with this pun. Netherlands Dream – A clever twist that plays off the country’s name and soccer dreams. Kicking It Old School – Evoke nostalgia while showcasing your classic skills. Grass Kickers – Combine humor and a love for the game with this catchy name. Red Card Rebels – Embrace that crazy side of competition with a fun take on penalties. Witty Team Names for Softball Base Invaders – A fun twist to make your team sound sneaky on the field. Dingers and Mingers – Lightheartedly celebrate home runs and some playful banter. Bat Attitudes – Showcase your team’s fierce competitive spirit with style. Softball Sorcerers – Add a magical touch to your game with this whimsical name. The Pitch Perfects – Capture the essence of your flawless plays with a musical pun. These names not only bring humor but also bond your team together with a shared laugh. Amusing Team Names for Work Teams Amusing Team Names for Work Teams Choosing a fun team name can enhance bonding and bring some humor to your work environment. Here are some delightful team names you can consider for various work settings: Humorous Team Names for Project Groups Einstein’s Relatives has a clever science twist, perfect for showcasing your team’s intellect. The Cell-ebrities makes light of cell biology, adding humor to any project related to science. Science and Sensibility combines wit and intellect, making it catchy for a project focused on scientific discussions. Periodic Table Dancers takes a playful jab at chemistry, bringing smiles to the lab. Lab Coats and Laughs sparks joy, tying together science and humor seamlessly. Astro-Nots cleverly refers to space exploration, adding a cosmic touch to your group. Quarky Scientists injects fun into scientific endeavors with a pun. The Mad Scientists evokes laughter while embodying the creation of innovative ideas. Pun-damental Forces highlights a love for wordplay alongside scientific principles. Entertaining Team Names for Office Competitions The Coffee Chuggers celebrates caffeine lovers, perfect for energizing your team. Keyboard Cowboys brings a playful vibe while acknowledging the digital workplace. Breakroom Bandits suggests mischievous fun during lunch breaks or meetings. Ctrl+Alt+Delivers cleverly combines tech terms with team productivity. Power Nappers is a humorous nod to much-needed rest in a busy workplace. Night Owls reflects those who thrive in after-hours creativity and productivity. Busy Bugs hints at teamwork while keeping spirits light. KPI Annihilators adds a competitive edge to tracking team goals. Crisis Averted shows pride in successfully overcoming challenges. The Office Ninjas emphasizes stealthy brilliance and efficiency in tackling tasks. The Snack Attack Pack suggests a fun-loving group that balances hard work with snacks. The Deadline Destroyers showcases your team’s capability in meeting targets with enthusiasm. The WiFi Warriors highlights tech-savvy individuals united by connectivity. The Desk Jockeys embraces the busy life of office workers with a humorous flair. Amusing Team Names for Gaming Teams Amusing Team Names for Gaming Teams Finding the right name for your gaming team can spark joy and add a fun twist to your experience. Here’s a collection of clever and playful names perfect for esports and multiplayer games. Clever Team Names for Esports GG EZ No Re brings a cheeky twist to your gaming prowess. Keyboard Warriors emphasizes your strategic skills and agility. Potato Aim adds humor while acknowledging those off moments. Loot & Scoot captures the thrill of the chase while snagging in-game goodies. The Lagging Legends playfully highlights the ever-tricky internet connections. Caffeine Crusaders signifies your team’s energy and determination fueled by coffee. Playful Team Names for Multiplayer Games Ctrl+Alt+Defeat creatively mocks the challenges of gaming. Salt Squad humorously acknowledges those intense moments. The Noob Tube sidesteps conventional names, perfect for a light-hearted vibe. Pew Pew Crew brings excitement and energy to the battlefield. Headshot Hustlers hints at your team’s sharpshooting prowess. Respawn Renegades cleverly showcases resilience and strategy after setbacks. Basement Brigade suggests a laid-back, friendly atmosphere while playing. Amusing Team Names for Friends and Family Groups Choosing the perfect team name can set a fun tone for your gatherings. Here are some amusing options that’ll bring smiles and laughter to your friends and family. Silly Team Names for Family Reunions We’re All Relatives This playful name reminds everyone about the fun of being together. Cousin Crew Get your cousins united under this light-hearted banner. Family Ties Reflecting your connection, this name highlights the strength of family bonds. The Sibling Squad Incorporate sibling rivalry in a fun way with this silly team name. The Crazy Clan Celebrate your quirks with this amusing moniker for your family. Uncle’s Comedic Clan Honor the fun-loving uncle with this well-suited name. We Put the Fun in Dysfunctional A witty take, this name humorously embraces family chaos. Great Aunt’s Mischief Makers A nod to great aunt figures, this title invokes playful antics. The Quirky Kinfolk Everyone loves a little oddity, making this team name memorable. Lighthearted Team Names for Friends’ Outings Chuckle Buddies This name embodies the joy of being with friends who share a laugh. Giggle Gang Perfect for a group of friends who can’t stop giggling together. Jokesters United Celebrate your goofy humor with this lighthearted title. Witty Warriors Capture your friends’ clever banter under this fun banner. Quip Squad This team name showcases your group’s quick wit and charm. Laughter League Emphasizing shared joy, this name brings a positive vibe. Comic Crew Honor your friends’ humorous side with this simple yet effective name. Witty Bunch Highlighting the intelligence and charm of your friends, it’s a great fit for any gathering. Snicker Society Embrace the shared chuckles with this playful title for your group. These names not only add a touch of humor but also foster connection. They ensure your gatherings are memorable and light-hearted, improving the enjoyment for everyone involved. Amusing Team Names for Themed Events Amusing Team Names for Themed Events Choosing the right name can add excitement to different themed events. Here are some delightful options for your next gathering. Quirky Team Names for Halloween Parties The Ghost Toasts Boo Crew The Fearsome Foursome Creep It Real Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun We Want Candy Mummy’s Little Helpers The Walking Dread Witches Brew Crew Spooktacular Squad Join Us or Die Monster Mashers The Haunting Hooligans Phantom Faction Brain Dead Bunch Funny Team Names for Trivia Nights Quiz on My Face Smarty Pints Trivial Pursuers Let’s Get Quizzical I Am Smarticus Quiz Khalifa Fact Hunt Sherlock Homies The Quizzard of Oz The Know-It-Alls The Think Tank Trivia Newton John The Brainy Bunch The Inquizitors You’re a Quizzard, Harry Conclusion Choosing an amusing team name can make all the difference in creating a fun and captivating atmosphere. Whether you’re bonding with coworkers or rallying friends for a game night a clever name can enhance your experience and foster connections. Remember to embrace creativity and humor when selecting a name that reflects your team’s personality. The right name not only sparks laughter but also strengthens camaraderie among members. So go ahead and explore the endless possibilities for amusing team names that will leave a lasting impression and make your gatherings truly unforgettable. Frequently Asked Questions Why is choosing the right team name important? Choosing the right team name fosters camaraderie and sets a positive tone for the group. A memorable and humorous name reflects the team’s personality, enhancing the overall experience by creating laughter and connection among members. How can a humorous team name impact a group? A humorous team name can elevate team spirit, bringing members closer together through shared laughter. It creates an enjoyable atmosphere that can lead to unforgettable moments during gatherings or activities. What are some funny team names for sports? For sports, consider names like “Slam Dunkin’ Donuts” for basketball, “Goal Diggers” for soccer, and “Base Invaders” for softball. These names not only add humor but also help bond the team together. Are there amusing team names for work? Yes! Fun work team names like “Einstein’s Relatives” for project teams and “The Coffee Chuggers” for office competitions can enhance bonding and bring humor into the workplace, making tasks more enjoyable. What are some creative names for gaming teams? Gaming teams can use playful names like “GG EZ No Re,” “Keyboard Warriors,” or “Caffeine Crusaders.” These names highlight the fun of gaming culture and foster camaraderie among players. How can team names enhance family gatherings? Amusing names like “We’re All Relatives” or “Cousin Crew” can set a fun tone for family gatherings. They encourage connection and create a memorable atmosphere for everyone involved. What are some ideas for themed event team names? For themed events, consider names like “The Ghost Toasts” for Halloween and “Quiz on My Face” for trivia nights. These creative names add to the festive spirit and make events more enjoyable. https://customteamnames.com/?p=1077 Custom Team Names

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30 Slam-Dunk Basketball Jokes & Puns That Will Have Fans Roaring with Laughter

https://jokesfordays.com/?p=2235 30 Slam-Dunk Basketball Jokes & Puns That Will Have Fans Roaring with Laughter Looking for a slam dunk way to lighten the mood at your next basketball gathering? We’ve got you covered with a roster of hilarious basketball jokes and puns that’ll have everyone on your team rolling with laughter. Whether you’re a die-hard NBA fan or just someone who enjoys shooting hoops occasionally, humor is one thing that brings all basketball enthusiasts together. From clever wordplay about rebounds to witty one-liners about famous players, these basketball jokes are perfect for breaking the ice or sharing on social media to show off your basketball knowledge with a humorous twist. Table of Contents Toggle 10 Slam Dunk Basketball Jokes That Will Have You Bouncing With LaughterWhy Basketball Puns Are Always a Slam Dunk at PartiesBreaking the Ice With Hoops HumorWhen to Use Basketball Jokes in Conversations15 Basketball One-Liners That Will Score Big LaughsBasketball Puns That Even Coaches Can’t Help But Chuckle AtPlayful Puns About Basketball PositionsCourt-Related Wordplay That’s Nothing But NetDad-Level Basketball Jokes Your Team Will Groan AboutThe Classic Basketball GroanersTeam Bonding Through Terrible PunsEveryday Basketball WisecracksCharacter-Based Basketball ComedyFood and Basketball Fusion JokesPunny Basketball Team Names That Will Make You Double Dribble With LaughterAlliteration and Wordplay WinnersPop Culture Slam DunksBasketball Knock-Knock Jokes for the Whole FamilySlam Dunk Knock-KnocksCourt-Side HumorChampion ChucklesHow to Create Your Own Basketball Puns That Don’t Fall FlatMaster the Basketball VocabularyPlay With Word SoundsConnect With Pop CultureKeep It Relevant and TimelyTest Your DeliveryStart Simple Then Build ComplexityBasketball Humor for Different Age Groups: From Kids to ProsFor KidsFor Teenagers and Young AdultsFor Adults and ProfessionalsThe Ultimate Collection of Championship-Worthy Basketball WordplayFrequently Asked QuestionsWhat makes basketball jokes a good icebreaker at parties?Are basketball puns appropriate for all age groups?When is the best time to share basketball jokes?How can I create my own basketball puns?What are some examples of punny basketball team names?Why are “dad-level” basketball jokes beneficial for teams?How can basketball knock-knock jokes benefit family gatherings?What types of basketball jokes appeal to serious basketball fans? 10 Slam Dunk Basketball Jokes That Will Have You Bouncing With Laughter Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d rather travel on the court! Basketball referees might miss a traveling violation, but your friends won’t miss this joke when you share it at your next game night. What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music? Hip hop! The rhythm of dribbling and the beat of sneakers on the court create their own kind of symphony that players can’t resist. How do basketball players stay cool during games? They stand near the fans! This double meaning works perfectly whether you’re talking about the spectators or the air conditioning at your local gymnasium. What do you call a dinosaur that plays basketball? A Dunk-a-saurus Rex! Prehistoric players might have had small arms, but they’d definitely make up for it with their impressive vertical leap. Why was the basketball coach upset when his star player broke his glasses? Because it was a spectacle! Vision is crucial on the court, and this play on words will score points with anyone who appreciates clever wordplay. What’s a basketball player’s favorite dessert? Dunkin’ donuts! Sweet treats and sweet moves on the court make for a perfect pairing in this sugary basketball pun. Why did the basketball player go to jail? For shooting! Legal on the court but problematic elsewhere, this joke highlights the unique vocabulary of basketball that creates perfect comedy opportunities. How do basketball players make their uniform last longer? They don’t press it! Avoiding full-court pressure might preserve your jersey, but it won’t win you any games against competitive opponents. What did the basketball say to the hoop? “I’m just going through a phase right now.” We all face ups and downs, but basketballs experience them with every perfect swish through the net. Why don’t they play basketball in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! Fair play is essential in basketball, and this joke about breaking the rules will have your teammates laughing during practice breaks. Why Basketball Puns Are Always a Slam Dunk at Parties Basketball puns combine sports enthusiasm with playful humor, making them universally enjoyed at social gatherings. Their versatility and broad appeal create instant connections among guests, whether they’re die-hard fans or casual observers of the sport. Breaking the Ice With Hoops Humor Basketball jokes serve as perfect conversation starters when meeting new people at parties or social events. They create an immediate casual atmosphere that helps relieve initial awkwardness. We’ve noticed that even simple lines like “I’m feeling hoop-y today” can generate smiles and open dialogues between strangers. These playful expressions establish common ground, especially among sports enthusiasts who appreciate the clever wordplay. Telling someone to “slam-dunk your worries and shoot for the stars” isn’t just funny—it creates a shared moment of amusement that bridges social gaps and encourages further interaction. When to Use Basketball Jokes in Conversations Timing matters when deploying basketball humor in social settings. Casual gatherings present ideal opportunities to share jokes about players “dribbling their way home” or bringing “ladders to get higher scores.” Sports-themed parties naturally welcome basketball puns, creating an environment where everyone can participate regardless of their basketball knowledge. We recommend using these jokes when conversations hit a lull or when transitioning between topics with new acquaintances. They’re particularly effective during actual sporting events, where a well-timed pun about a player being a “brick layer” after missing free throws can lighten the mood during tense game moments. Basketball humor also works wonderfully as icebreakers in professional settings where finding common interests helps build rapport among colleagues who share an appreciation for the sport. 15 Basketball One-Liners That Will Score Big Laughs Looking for quick basketball humor that’s easy to remember and share? These fifteen one-liners are perfect for dropping during game breaks, posting on social media, or lightening the mood at basketball gatherings. We’ve collected the funniest quick-hit basketball jokes that combine clever wordplay with hoops knowledge. My jumper is cleaner than my room – Perfect for players who excel on the court but not with household chores. I tried to join a basketball team, but they said I was too ballsy – Sometimes confidence alone won’t get you on the roster. Why don’t basketball players get lost? Because they always dribble their way home – Navigation has never been an issue for those with ball-handling skills. How do basketball players stay cool during games? They stand near the fans – A clever play on words that works on multiple levels. I’m just here for the slam dunks and alley-oops – For those who appreciate the high-flying aspects of basketball. Swish happens – A basketball twist on a classic phrase that every shooter will appreciate. Why did the basketball court get wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it – Simple wordplay that never fails to get a chuckle. What do you call a basketball player who misses the toilet? A three-pee-attempt fail – Bathroom humor meets basketball terminology. Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They would get called for traveling – A joke that plays on one of basketball’s fundamental rules. What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog – Perfectly describes certain teammates we’ve all played with. Dribbling through life one bounce at a time – A basketball philosophy that applies both on and off the court. I’m totally hooked on hoops – For those who can’t get enough basketball in their lives. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball – Fairy tales meet basketball in this clever crossover. What’s a basketball player’s favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese – Dairy products have never been so basketball-relevant. What do you get if you cross a basketball with a newborn snake? A bouncing baby boa – Biology and basketball combine for unexpected humor. These one-liners work especially well in group chats with fellow basketball enthusiasts or as captions for your basketball-related social media posts. Their quick-hit nature makes them easy to memorize and deliver with perfect timing during game discussions. Basketball Puns That Even Coaches Can’t Help But Chuckle At Basketball terminology creates the perfect playground for wordplay that appeals to everyone from casual fans to seasoned coaches. The humor often revolves around clever twists on common basketball terms that leave everyone grinning courtside. Playful Puns About Basketball Positions Position-based jokes add a layer of humor that resonates with anyone familiar with the game’s roles. Guards become the target of jokes like “slow breakers” when they can’t get the fast break going, or they’re dubbed “whistle-blowers” when they complain too much about calls. Forwards and centers aren’t safe either, often labeled as “brick layers” when their free-throw percentages plummet or “basket brawlers” when they find themselves in foul trouble. Coaches get their fair share of puns too, with financial wordplay like “getting his quarter back” or officiating jokes about “making the right calls.” These position-exact quips create an instant connection among basketball enthusiasts who understand the unique challenges each role faces. Court-Related Wordplay That’s Nothing But Net The basketball court vocabulary serves up endless opportunities for creative humor. Fans celebrate “net-orious victories” after big wins, while teammates stay connected through their “alley-phones.” Nature and basketball collide with references to “hoopoe” birds, and music lovers enjoy their favorite tunes through “dribble pods.” Food-related puns score big points too, with players “dunkin’ like a donut” during impressive plays. Even mundane activities get the basketball treatment, with math teachers telling students to “count by twos and threes” or laundry becoming part of the “rinse cycle.” The beauty of court-related wordplay lies in its accessibility—even those with limited basketball knowledge can appreciate these puns that bounce between basketball terminology and everyday life, making them universally appealing across all skill levels. Dad-Level Basketball Jokes Your Team Will Groan About Every basketball team has that one person who loves to crack jokes that make everyone simultaneously laugh and roll their eyes. We’ve collected the ultimate arsenal of dad-level basketball jokes guaranteed to trigger groans from your teammates. These puns and one-liners leverage classic basketball terminology to create humor that’s so bad it’s good. The Classic Basketball Groaners Basketball terminology offers the perfect playground for creating those classic dad jokes everyone pretends to hate but secretly loves. Your teammates will definitely be face-palming at these: “Why don’t basketball players ever get lost? Because they always dribble their way home!” “How do basketball players stay cool during games? They stand near the fans!” “Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? To get a higher score!” “What’s a basketball player’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hoop!” “Why are basketball players bad at math? They can only count by twos and threes!” Team Bonding Through Terrible Puns Nothing builds team chemistry quite like sharing jokes so terrible they actually become funny. These NBA and team-themed groaners will have your squad bonding over their collective pain: “What do you call someone who specializes in missing dunks? Alley Whoops!” “Which teams avoid taking shots the most? The anti-vax teams!” “Who makes the best defenders in basketball? Ghosts—because they’re experts at going through screens!” Everyday Basketball Wisecracks These basketball-themed jokes can be dropped into casual conversation, making them perfect for team gatherings or while waiting on the bench: “I’ve been falling in love, one swish at a time.” “I was born to play basketball but forced to work.” “Remember team, swish happens!” “I’m dunkin’ like a donut out there today!” Character-Based Basketball Comedy These jokes create funny basketball personalities that everyone on your team will recognize: “Did you hear about the basketball player who got arrested? He was caught traveling!” “What do you call a player who constantly complains to the referee? A whistle-blower!” “Why did the lazy player quit? He just wanted to lay-up and relax!” Food and Basketball Fusion Jokes Food references make for some of the most groan-worthy basketball jokes that your team will love to hate: “What’s a basketball player’s favorite drink? Sprite!” “Basketball players love donuts because they’re always dunkin’ them!” “What do you call a basketball game played in a chicken pen? A coop shoot!” Punny Basketball Team Names That Will Make You Double Dribble With Laughter Alliteration and Wordplay Winners Team names using clever wordplay create instant laughs at recreational leagues and fantasy basketball competitions. “Slam Dunkers Anonymous” combines basketball terminology with a recognizable support group format, making it perfect for teams that can’t stop shooting. Names like “Net Gains and Losses” brilliantly merge basketball and financial terminology, appealing to players who work in business by day and dominate courts by night. Alliterative options such as “Baseline Ballers” and “Free Throw Phenoms” roll off the tongue while highlighting exact basketball skills that your team might (or might not) possess. Pop Culture Slam Dunks Basketball team names that reference popular culture score big points in recreational leagues. “Hoop Dreams Factory” cleverly nods to both the classic basketball documentary and manufacturing success on the court. Teams looking for sweet victory might choose “Dunkin’ Like a Donut,” a name that guarantees smiles before the game even starts. Pop culture references work particularly well when they maintain a basketball connection while adding an unexpected twist that catches opponents off guard. Names like “Game of Throws” and “The Walking Dreds” combine hit TV shows with basketball actions, creating instant recognition and amusement among both teammates and competitors. Basketball Knock-Knock Jokes for the Whole Family Basketball knock-knock jokes provide the perfect opportunity to combine America’s favorite court game with classic humor format that kids and adults alike can enjoy. These interactive jokes create a fun atmosphere at basketball gatherings and help even the youngest fans connect with the sport. We’ve compiled a collection of basketball-themed knock-knock jokes that are guaranteed to score points with the whole family. Slam Dunk Knock-Knocks Knock, knock Who’s there? Ball Ball who? Ball-ieve me, I’m coming to play! Knock, knock Who’s there? Dribble Dribble who? Dribble down the court as fast as you can! Knock, knock Who’s there? Hoops Hoops who? Hoops, I missed another free throw! Court-Side Humor Knock, knock Who’s there? Ally Ally who? Ally-oop to the basket! Knock, knock Who’s there? Fanny Fanny who? Fanny game where players get to shoot hoops! Knock, knock Who’s there? Dunkin Dunkin who? Dunkin like a donut on that rim! Champion Chuckles Knock, knock Who’s there? Swish Swish who? Swish you could shoot like me! Knock, knock Who’s there? Reed Reed who? Reed the scoreboard – we’re winning! Knock, knock Who’s there? Brick Brick who? Basketball knock-knock jokes work especially well during halftime breaks or while waiting for games to start. Children particularly enjoy the call-and-response format, making these jokes perfect for family basketball nights. Coaches often use these lighthearted exchanges to relieve tension before big games, helping young players relax and remember that basketball is eventually about having fun. How to Create Your Own Basketball Puns That Don’t Fall Flat Master the Basketball Vocabulary Basketball terminology provides the foundation for creating slam-dunk puns. Familiarize yourself with common terms like “hoop,” “dribble,” “slam dunk,” “swish,” and “net” to build your punny arsenal. Understanding exact positions (point guard, center), moves (alley-oop, crossover), and game situations (three-pointer, free throw) gives you more options for wordplay. The richness of basketball language makes it perfect for creating puns that score with your audience. Play With Word Sounds Sound-alike words create the best basketball puns that don’t fall flat. Try replacing words in common phrases with basketball terms that sound similar, like changing “hip-hop” to “hip-hoop” for music lovers or “slam drunk” instead of “slam dunk” for a beverage joke. Words that share sounds with basketball terminology offer endless opportunities for clever wordplay. We’ve found that combining basketball terms with everyday phrases creates puns that resonate with both casual fans and dedicated players. Connect With Pop Culture Incorporate popular culture references to make your basketball puns more relatable and current. Phrases like “dunkin’ like a donut” cleverly combine basketball action with a famous brand. Movie titles, song lyrics, and trending topics can all be transformed with basketball terminology. Pop culture connections help your puns feel fresh and captivating rather than stale or overdone. Basketball terms naturally blend with entertainment references to create puns that appeal to wider audiences. Keep It Relevant and Timely Topical basketball puns score higher with fans when they reference current events in the sport. Create wordplay around playoff matchups, star player performances, or recent trades to keep your puns feeling fresh. Seasonal basketball jokes (March Madness, NBA Finals) hit harder when shared during those exact times. Jokes about “traveling” violations work particularly well during vacation seasons. Relevant puns demonstrate your basketball knowledge while making people laugh at the perfect moment. Test Your Delivery Practice your basketball puns before sharing them widely to ensure they don’t brick. Say them out loud to hear how they flow and determine if the wordplay is clear or confusing. Consider your audience’s basketball knowledge level when crafting puns—some jokes require deeper understanding of the game while others work for casual fans. Timing matters just as much as content; a well-timed basketball pun during a game break can be the difference between an awkward silence and erupting laughter. Start Simple Then Build Complexity Begin with straightforward basketball puns before attempting more complex wordplay. Simple puns like “We’re having a ball today” or “That’s how I roll” connect easily with basketball while remaining accessible. After mastering basic puns, challenge yourself with more sophisticated wordplay that might require basketball knowledge. Layering multiple basketball terms creates more complex puns for true fans who appreciate the extra effort. Building your skills gradually ensures your basketball puns consistently score laughs instead of falling flat. Basketball Humor for Different Age Groups: From Kids to Pros For Kids Basketball jokes for younger fans focus on simple wordplay and innocent humor that’s easy to understand. Children love these lighthearted quips that make them giggle while introducing them to basketball concepts. We’ve collected some slam-dunk jokes that will have kids bouncing with laughter: Why don’t basketball players get lost? Because they always dribble their way home! What do you call a basketball player who’s always complaining? A whistle-blower! Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to get a higher score! For Teenagers and Young Adults Teens and young adults appreciate basketball humor with a bit more complexity and cultural references. These jokes often incorporate more sophisticated wordplay while still maintaining that playful basketball spirit. Our favorite puns for this age group include: I’m feeling hoop-y today is a perfect caption for social media posts after a good game. I’m totally hooked on hoops works great when describing your basketball obsession to friends. Why did the basketball player bring thread and a needle to the game? In case he needed to shoot some hoops! Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they dunk them! For Adults and Professionals Adult basketball fans and professionals enjoy jokes that reflect the nuances of the game and sometimes include more mature humor. These puns often reference strategy, professional play, and the finer points of basketball culture. We’ve gathered some jokes that will score points with the most seasoned basketball enthusiasts: The basketball team’s victory was net-orious makes for a clever comment after a decisive win. It’s a slam dunk kind of day perfectly describes when everything’s going right. Why was the basketball player arrested at the airport? He was caught traveling! What do you call a basketball game between rabbits? A hare-raising experience. Basketball humor brings fans together regardless of age, creating a shared language that spans generations of hoop enthusiasts. Using age-appropriate jokes ensures everyone from young rookies to veteran fans can enjoy the lighter side of basketball. The Ultimate Collection of Championship-Worthy Basketball Wordplay We hope these basketball jokes and puns have scored big with you! Whether you’re a coach looking to lighten team practice a casual fan seeking conversation starters or a parent trying to connect with basketball-loving kids there’s something here for everyone. Basketball humor brings fans together regardless of team loyalties. Next time you’re at a game watching with friends or chatting with fellow players try dropping one of these slam-dunk puns. Remember the best jokes like the best plays are all about timing and delivery. So grab these jokes off the bench put them in your starting lineup and watch as they transform any basketball gathering from a technical foul to a championship celebration! Frequently Asked Questions What makes basketball jokes a good icebreaker at parties? Basketball jokes create instant connections among guests, whether they’re die-hard fans or casual observers. They serve as effective conversation starters that relieve initial awkwardness and establish common ground. The shared language of basketball provides a familiar context that most people can relate to, making these jokes versatile tools for fostering interaction in both social and professional settings. Are basketball puns appropriate for all age groups? Yes! The article specifically covers basketball humor tailored for different age groups. For kids, simple jokes introduce basic basketball concepts. Teenagers and young adults enjoy more sophisticated wordplay and cultural references. Adults and professionals appreciate jokes reflecting game nuances and mature humor. Basketball jokes effectively bridge generational gaps, ensuring fans of all ages can enjoy the lighter side of the sport. When is the best time to share basketball jokes? The ideal times are during casual gatherings and sports-themed events. They work perfectly during game breaks, halftime, or while waiting for games to start. Team gatherings, bench time, and social media are also great opportunities. Basketball jokes can relieve tension before big games and create a fun atmosphere during family basketball nights or when watching games with friends. How can I create my own basketball puns? To create effective basketball puns, master basketball vocabulary first. Play with word sounds and connect your jokes to pop culture references to enhance relatability. Keep puns relevant and timely, test your delivery for clarity, and start with simple puns before building complexity. The key is understanding basketball terminology, which creates the perfect playground for creative wordplay. What are some examples of punny basketball team names? The article features clever team names like “Slam Dunkers Anonymous” and “Net Gains and Losses,” which merge basketball terminology with other themes. Pop culture references such as “Hoop Dreams Factory” and “Dunkin’ Like a Donut” add unexpected twists. These punny names are perfect for recreational leagues and fantasy basketball competitions, creating instant laughs before the game even starts. Why are “dad-level” basketball jokes beneficial for teams? Despite (or because of) their groan-inducing nature, these classic jokes can enhance team bonding and chemistry. Jokes like “Why don’t basketball players ever get lost? Because they always dribble their way home!” create shared experiences that lighten the mood. They’re perfect for casual team conversations and can build camaraderie among teammates, making them valuable tools for team cohesion. How can basketball knock-knock jokes benefit family gatherings? These interactive jokes create a fun atmosphere and help even the youngest fans connect with basketball. Examples like “Ball-ieve me, I’m coming to play!” are particularly effective during halftime breaks or while waiting for games to start. They’re ideal for family basketball nights and can help relieve tension before big games while teaching kids about the sport in an entertaining way. What types of basketball jokes appeal to serious basketball fans? Position-based jokes and those referencing specific terminology appeal most to serious fans. Jokes about “slow breakers” for guards, “brick layers” for centers, and coaches “getting their quarter back” resonate with those familiar with the game’s roles. Court-related wordplay celebrating terms like “net-orious victories” shows appreciation for the nuances that dedicated basketball followers understand and appreciate. Jokes For Days https://jokesfordays.com/?p=2235

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Products are sold in Krispy Kreme stores, supermarkets, service stations, Target and Shaws stores in America. Globally, donuts are sold in Loblaws grocery stores, Petro-Canada service stations, and as detached stores in Canada, alongside BP Service Stations and BP Travel Centers and 7-Eleven stores in Australia. In the United Kingdom, Tesco markets, Tesco Extra, and most Tesco administration stations convey Krispy Kreme items. Administration stations Moto, Welcome Break & Road Chef, additionally hold organization toward oneself cabinets. The company’s development was consistent preceding its starting sale of stock however benefits have been lowered in late quarters. In 2003 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts opened the doors to their first store area in the United Kingdom and likes of Southampton. The store arranged on the planet celebrated Harrods retail establishment in London turned into one of the 35 stores in the UK, yet shut in 2011. A Leeds store opened in 2010 and was the uttermost far from the Greater London range until 2012 which saw the opening of the Gates head store arranged in the Metrocentre. Three Stores have been opened in Manchester and were the farthest far from the Greater London territory until the Leeds and Gates head areas began. (Krispy Kreme probably won’t has establishment opportunities or improvement rights accessible in the United Kingdom. – as per their site). Different stores outside Greater London incorporate Birmingham, Oxford, Portsmouth (2 areas), Southampton, Milton Keynes, Brighton, Gatwick Airport, Stansted Airport and Luton Airport. Krispy Kreme’s 2003 UK entry corresponds to the 2002 flight of its significant rival Dunkin’ Donuts from the UK, Dunkin’ Donuts met with substantially less accomplishment than Krispy Kremes and just worked 10 stores, 1 in Westfield Merry Hill, (close Birmingham), 1 in Birmingham downtown area, 4 in London (Frenkel et al 2005 p., 78). This report has determined that Read the full article

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A Comprehensive Guide for Passengers Using United Airlines' Domestic Terminal in Newark

One of the main hubs for United Airlines Domestic Newark Terminal operations is Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR). Knowing the terminal's layout, services and amenities can help your trip go more smoothly regardless of how often you fly or how new you are to the area. From check-in procedures to eating and transportation alternatives this guide will give you all the important information you need to know about United Airlines' domestic operations at Newark Airport.

Which Newark terminal is used by United Airlines Domestic?

Newark Liberty International Airport's Terminal C serves as the primary hub for United Airlines' domestic operations. United's primary hub at EWR is Terminal C which offers cutting-edge amenities, a range of culinary options and expedited security processes to improve the traveler experience.

Security and Check-In at the United Airlines Domestic Terminal in Newark

It is advised that travelers arrive at least two hours prior to a domestic flight in order to guarantee a hassle-free journey.

Options for Check-In:

Online Check-In: This feature lets travelers choose their seats and get digital boarding cards 24 hours before to departure.

Self-Service Kiosks: These are placed all across Terminal C to provide a rapid and simple check-in procedure.

Ticket Counter Check-In: If you need further help United Airlines employees are on hand at the counters.

Screening for security:

TSA PreCheck and CLEAR lanes, which let qualified passengers to pass security more quickly, are available in Terminal C. Every passenger is also eligible for standard security screening.

United Airlines Domestic Newark Terminal: Dining and Shopping

Known for its remarkable array of eateries and retail establishments, Terminal C provides travelers with a wide range of choices prior to their trip.

Options for Dining:

Classified: A secret high-end eatery with a runway view that serves gourmet food.

A great place to grab a quick snack before your flight is Wanderlust Burger Bar.

Tacquila: A fantastic place for unique cocktails and Mexican food.

Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts: Perfect for on-the-go coffee and snacking.

Options for Shopping:

Duty-free stores: luxury labels and necessities for travel.

Books, periodicals, snacks, and last-minute travel essentials are all available at Hudson News.

Tech on the Go: Travel-friendly electronic equipment.

Lounges operated by United Airlines at Terminal C in Newark

For qualified travelers, United Airlines runs a number of United Club lounges at Terminal C that offer a cozy and tranquil environment.

United Club Facilities:

Free refreshments and nibbles.

Power outlets and Wi-Fi are free.

quiet workstations and cozy chairs.

support for flight modifications and enhancements.

Premium travelers on long-haul flights can also use the United Polaris Lounge, which offers opulent services, extensive meals, and unique features.

United Airlines Domestic Newark Terminal Boarding Procedure

At Terminal C, United Airlines uses a group-based boarding procedure.

Members of United MileagePlus, Business Class, and Premier 1K are eligible for priority boarding.

General Boarding: Using the group number they were given on their boarding pass, passengers board.

Final Boarding: It is crucial to arrive at the gate promptly, usually 15 to 20 minutes prior to departure.

Transportation to and from the Newark Terminal for United Airlines Domestic

To ensure convenient travel for travelers, EWR offers a variety of transportation alternatives to and from United Airlines Domestic Newark Terminal.

Public Transit:

At the Newark Liberty Airport Station, AirTrain Newark links all terminals to Amtrak and NJ Transit.

NJ Transit: Provides direct rail service from New York Penn Station to EWR.

Taxis and ridesharing:

There are designated pickup locations for Uber and Lyft at Terminal C.

Outside the arrivals area, airport taxis are available around-the-clock.

Parking Choices:

Short-Term Parking: Perfect for prompt drop-offs and pick-ups, this lot is close to Terminal C.

Long-Term Parking: Shuttle service to the terminal is available from the economy parking facilities.

Last-Minute Travel Advice for the Domestic Newark Terminal of United Airlines

Before leaving for the airport, check the status of your flight to be informed of any delays.

To access real-time flight updates and mobile boarding passes, download the United Airlines app.

To ensure a stress-free check-in, security, and exploration of the terminal's amenities, arrive early.

Learn about baggage regulations to prevent extra costs and delays.

The United Airlines Domestic Newark Terminal provides a smooth and effective travel experience whether you're traveling for work or pleasure. Flying from Terminal C at Newark Liberty International Airport guarantees a relaxing and stress-free trip because to its state-of-the-art amenities, superb eating options, and easy access to transit.

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Joke's on you, I'm an informational masochist! Come to Portland sometime we've got 7 bookstores :P

come to boston we have rats and dunkin donuts <3

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Is ur name dunkin bc I donut want to spend another day without you 😙 /p (haha I know you on here too)

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Chaldeans control 90% of the grocery stores in Detroit. 40% of the truck drivers in California are Sikh, and about a third of US Sikhs are truck drivers. About 95% of the Dunkin’ Donuts stores in Chicago and the Midwest are owned by Indians, mostly Gujarati Patels. In New England and New York, 60% of Dunkin’ Donuts stores are operated by Portuguese immigrants. 90% of the liquor stores in Baltimore are owned by Koreans.

Indian caste system is some real Gattaca shit, it’s fucked up.