#para-medic/naked snake

[khazadspoon]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Metal Gear, Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Big Boss/Para-Medic Characters: Para-Medic (Metal Gear), Big Boss (Metal Gear) Additional Tags: Phone Sex, Masturbation, Audio voyeurism, submissive big boss, questionable relaxation techniques, Light Dom/sub, Unresolved Sexual Tension Summary:

Para-Medic glanced down at the guide and swallowed. “Uh…” she felt her skin heat. “Para-Medic?” “The next suggestion is, um,” she paused, smoothed down the non-existent creases in her blouse. “C’mon, it can’t be that bad,” Snake said, a smile in his voice. “Masturbating.”

—— Snake can’t sleep, Para-Medic consults the guide. All hail the guide.

[hefnerama]

[deadscell]

[taritoons]

Major, turns out Para-Medic is a major cinephile!

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[zeeckz]

[rad-hound]

Taking it upon myself to post the single-best Zero clip.

[hoshizoralone]

para-medic and her best friend snake go to the movies to see her favorite cinema franchise

[bidonicart]

Feeling smarter already

[jilldrawblog]

Para-Medic: thanks, I hate it.

[unhinged-comics-screaming]

Meshi Gear Solid? Delicious in Сокровенно? I think the autistic hungry guys could be friends

[axelandvixen]

John is one of the most densest people in the world

silly little scenario i came up with in my head

[sinister-shark]

sketchbook drawing requests

I'm still taking some so please, feel free to let me know what you'd like to see me draw

[thepizzalovingturtle]

Thinking about the SAVE conversations Snake has with Para-Medic. Do you think he ever got to watch "It Came From Outer Space"?

It's kinda bittersweet hearing Para-Medic talk about the magic of movies in retrospect after going through Big Boss's story.

[deadscell]

[metalgearstranding]

SOURCE

[nukey-draws]

MGS3 Christmas headcanons

Here’s some Christmas-related headcanons I came up with for the FOX unit since the holidays are near :3

Zero:

- He wears ugly sweaters that his sister knits him

- After the Boss’s death, he took her place in pretending to be Santa and putting Christmas presents under Big Boss’s tree to help keep his belief in Santa alive (albeit begrudgingly, since he still thinks it’s laughable for a grown man to believe in Santa)

- Although he’s not the type to eat too badly during the month, he’ll overeat during Christmas dinner. Afterwards, he’ll go into a food coma and sleep for the rest of the afternoon.

- His favorite alcohol to have with eggnog is brandy.

- His favorite food to eat around the holidays is Christmas pudding

- He’s not a huge decorator for Christmas but he’ll add a few things to his house, such as a Christmas tree, a nativity set, and maybe some Christmas lights

- When it snows, he loves to snuggle in a blanket near the fire place with a book, although Big Boss (when visiting him) will often bug him to come outside and play in the snow with him.

- His favorite Christmas movie is It’s A Wonderful Life

- He doesn’t care for Christmas pop songs that much but does enjoy Christmas hymns. He likes to sing them whenever he decorates his tree.

- He often criticizes how materialistic Christmas has become

- He’ll bring traditional British Christmas food to get-togethers Big Boss:

- He loves to eat around the holidays and will stuff his face throughout the month. He can put away a lot more food during dinner and his post-meal naps tend to be longer, as he’ll hibernate well into the next day.

- He once got a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas as a kid.

- His choice of alcohol in his eggnog is bourbon

- He bakes his own cookies for Santa, even if he’s not very good at it and often burns them

- He always makes sure he decorates his house very extravagantly for Santa

- When it snows, he’s the type to go out and play in it. Occasionally he will get into hardcore snowball fights with the neighborhood kids.

- His favorite Christmas movie is Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer

- His favorite Christmas song is Santa Claus is Coming to Town

- His favorite food to eat around the holidays is gingerbread cookies Para-Medic:

- She has an obsession with Krampus (the Christmas demon)

- She loves to bring up to people that Christmas was originally a pagan holiday

- Her favorite Christmas movie is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (eventually replaced by Nightmare Before Christmas in the 90’s)

- Her favorite Christmas song is Carol of the Bells

- She loves A Christmas Carol and reads it every year

- She used to spends holidays with her family but eventually stopped doing that because she found spending time with the rest of the FOX unit on Christmas more fun (and because her family tends to be annoying on the holidays)

- Even well into November she is still into the Halloween spirit so she’ll leave her Halloween decorations up but add a Christmas flair to them.

- She tries to be wary of what she eats around the holidays but fails as she’ll eat a bunch of candy and treats. She’ll feel guilty about it afterwards.

- Her favorite food to eat around the holidays is fruitcake

- She once attempted to disprove Big Boss’s belief in Santa using science but it still didn’t sway him. Eventually she gave up and just let him believe what he wants.

- Her choice of alcohol in eggnog is cognac and rum Sigint:

- He also got a BB gun as a kid.

- He isn’t as much into the Christmas spirit as other people although still enjoys it.

- His favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard

- Naturally, Sigint thinks Big Boss is a nutcase for believing in Santa but tries to stay out of it

- His favorite food to eat around the holidays is turkey

- He also loves to eat around the holidays although will mostly indulge in meats

- He finds eggnog gross and prefers hard cider

- He finds fruitcake gross

EVA:

- She’ll often wear skimpy Christmas dresses to get Big Boss’s attention (although oftentimes it doesn’t work)

- She’ll also sometimes have desperate attempts to get him under the mistletoe

- She is very wary of what she eats on the holidays and always feels to need to bring up how she doesn’t want to ruin her figure when she is offered food

- Her favorite food to eat around the holidays is cordial cherries with liquor. As much as she claims she eats healthy she'll occasionally sneak-eat them.

- She often insults Big Boss for his belief in Santa

- She drinks cranberry wine as her choice of alcohol

- Her favorite type of movies to watch around Christmas are romantic comedies

- Her favorite Christmas song is Santa Baby Ocelot:

- He hates Christmas music and complains when it’s on

- Ocelot actually doesn’t like Christmas. He instead celebrates Novy God (Russian New Year) which he says is superior to Christmas

- He’ll indulge on the holidays but mostly traditional Russian food.

- His favorite food to eat around the holiday is Olivier salad

- He admittedly has a soft spot for Big Boss’s belief in Santa even if he doesn’t want to admit it. When Zero couldn’t put presents under the tree anymore he took his place in doing it.

- His favorite Christmas movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because he relates to the Grinch