#paradoxmimzy

[its-eliza]

my husband's doing commissions to help budget for our cat's medical bills, I'd appreciate the help a lot. Tumblr is @paradoxmimzy

[videntefernandez]

paradoxmimzy replied to your photo “I dont care if someone takes this idea and runs with it I’m just mad...”

Well if you want some legit answers, Walmart definitely isn't going to sell them, especially if they're only for adults. The blank dolls might be a bit too scary for kids to try if they don't come with pre established accessories and personality. It'd be better to sell them at Barnes and Noble or some or comic/book store where they already sell nerdy adult hobby stuff.

Yeah that’s pretty much what I mean, like you could get this kind of plastic doll in stores without complications or having to order it specifically from a single studio in asia or whatever, like the main draw this would have over bjds is the wide availability. They could be for kids or adults, I just don’t know that many kids who are particularly into dolls or customizing

[fanaticartisan]

Thank you all for being kind to my crybaby birdface

his name is Bartholomew (Barty) and he is happy to be part of the tumblr plague community (probably?)

[awellboiledicicle]

paradoxmimzy replied to your post “Modern Joey Drew”

there's like a nearly perfect summon of bendy but he's missing the top half of his head.

the top bit is just constantly oozing ink that hardens into a bunch of filaments. he looks like cousin it after a while if he doesn’t melt the ink off

[theclockworkkid]

paradoxmimzy

  Hey studios that made episodes for Love Death +...

the better episodes had like no nudity, with maybe good hunting as exception as it tied into the theme of its story a lot more.

I mean I’m not gonna argue with that. But I figure with Good Hunting there could’ve been a more........ “let the imagination come up with it” to it and still get its point across. 

[vesselnames]

Shiny Shell

[viviae]

Clyde Calhoun

Gender ID: Male         Pronouns: He/Him                                Height: 6’1

Build:  Muscular         Hair: Dark Black, pony tail, Short beard Eyes: Olive

Sign: Pisces               Skin: Dark Tan, Latino                             Age: 38

Familiar: Silas: Stripped Hyena  

Magic: Conjuration, Abjuration                                            Lawful Good      

Family: Oldest out of a large family, considered old security group family

LIs: Muriel (Upright) Nadia (Upright)

(Pyrrhos Von Brandt) - (Celica Nightingale) - (Clyde Calhoun)

       Clyde used to be a fear in the open fields outside of Vesuvia and Prakra, joining a group of hired muscle that would protect traveling merchants and nobles at a young age. Leaving his family behind he would travel with this company for a majority of his life where he learned Archery, Horseback riding, and eventually magic. He had no natural talent for magic but spent extra time and effort to learn it with a unique approach he developed the “G.U.N”s (Greatly Unnecessary Novelties as his teacher called them) which changed the status of his company to become one of the most in demand and secure teams. Eventually he wound up as the leader of the company until his party was attacked by the young mercenary Lucio who killed nearly everyone. Desperate and afraid Clyde ran to safety in the city of Vesuvia.

         He lives with the guilt of leaving everyone behind and it took him many years for him to accept himself after fleeing. He took in Asra as an apprentice for a short while but Asra was far more talented him and eventually he let Asra co own the shop. He had no medical knowledge but helped Julian around the clinic and keep the doctor in check until his death.

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[alexiealducsdrawings]

paradoxmimzy replied to your post “Porn bots are everywhere, even on Lioden, I hate this so much”

pornbots are ants at your virtual picnic

Very good analogy, though at least ants serve a better purpose and aren’t a by-product of capitalism

[paradoxmimzy]

hey guys im gonna stream Sekiro here, if this queued correctly it should be going on now

i’ll be streaming for 3 hours. Maybe 5 if I don’t hit a wall.

https://www.twitch.tv/paradoxmimzy

[kaleuh]

@peppermintlarry: thanks for letting me know… was going to see this movie but now? i’m not so sure…    @paradoxmimzy​: replied to your post: I did, thank you    

yeah i know :/ then gnomeo kept interrupting dialogue to talk about how he had a “not tiny” dick, turning to look directly at the audience when saying it. just felt really out of place.

[pyrogina]

@paradoxmimzy yes.

[awellboiledicicle]

paradoxmimzy replied to your post “So was anyone going to tell me Cuphead involves a deal/lost bet with...”

It's a deal/lost bet with the literal devil yeah.

[theclockworkkid]

paradoxmimzy

  2019 is the year we stop posting reaction videos,...

youtube says’ that’s illegal

not as illegal as......... some things. 

[wagyubeefy]

paradoxmimzy replied to your post “i desire soy milk”

if you got soy beans there's a chance to make your own

honestly if i had soy beans i’d probs make fresh tofu instead

[viviae]

(Hey I got tagged in a thing so I’m tagging you! When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you love/like about yourself, publicly. Then send this to 10 of your favorite followers (that’s you for me) positivity is cool 💕)

Thank you @julian-step-on-me for tagging me dear 😘 let’s finish up this single Valentine’s Day with some self love

1) A lot of things I like about myself are more abstract but I really like my ability to remember things, I have used to have an almost perfect photographic memory before getting a concussion a couple years back but it’s returning and I’m so happy! I love remembering little tid bits about people that they tell me off handedly and I can recall them correctly

2) I like my body, not 100% but five years of struggling with an*rexia I can say that I like where my body is. Will it ever be perfect? Probably not but my ability to say that just goes to show how far I’ve healed and grew

3) I like my sense of humor, it’s god awful, obnoxious, and unfunny but by god I am the funniest person in the world to me and you all have to suffer it

4) I love my baby soft hands and if you ever get the chance to meet me I will make you touch my hands and you will 100% say “holy shit why are your hands so soft” and I will respond with “I don’t do any physical labor of any kind and I use an excessive amount of lotion” and then rub my soft gay hands on your shoulder

5) I love how much I love to learn. I read academic journals and write essays for fun. Nothing makes me happier than hearing about people talk about things they love and when I get to learn from it? 10/10 I’m obsessed. I wish college wasn’t so expensive or so hard or else I’d probably get like fourteen degrees tbh

Tagging: @queerplantbaby @themarparadox @vsuvia (I know you have a different private but I can’t remember it rn forgive me :() @paradoxmimzy and anyone else interested <3 I’m half asleep so I can’t remember anyone’s usernames imo