#parasitic ejaculation

[xgorelordex]

Mmm dank

[lunarpowerblg]

[thethcministry]

[parasitic-saint]

if i had been born with a dick i would've loved being a premature ejaculator with you <3

[sister-lucifer]

Genre: Smut 

Summary: Tim is dazed and confused after wandering through these cursed woods for who knows how long, when he encounters a mysterious figure on the dark waters of the lake. 

Content/Warnings: Male reader, frottage, oral sex, the story is from Tim’s POV, the siren is referred to with it/its pronouns, some mystery/horror/unsettling elements, the siren has a prehensile penis, masturbation, attempted/near drowning, underwater ejaculation, it’s left up to interpretation whether or not this actually happened or was just a hallucination, sort of hypnosis I guess? Not really sure what to call it but use of siren song powers 

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Tim isn’t sure how long he’s been walking. It feels like the night has gone on forever, his boots caked in mud from hours of wandering without any vestige of an intended destination. He isn’t sure how long he’s been in these god forsaken woods at all. His frustration and anger have long since melted away to exhaustion, the endless trees silently mocking him as they watch him struggle to pull himself towards a freedom he cannot see. This entire plane of existence is a cruel, horridly sentient monster of phantasmagorical insanity built to break the minds of any who enter, and he can feel the cracks starting to grow throughout his tortured psyche like a starving parasite threatening to encompass him fully.

It feels like his body is rotting.

Like the muscle is sloughing off the bone with every move he makes, joints aching and falling apart as he forces himself to keep going. The night air is thick with the heat and humidity of the summer, threatening to suffocate him with every inhale. Sweat clings to his clothes and his body like a heavy blanket that only serves to weigh him down even more. 

He’s not sure how much he has left in him.

Everything looks the same, nothing but trees in all directions for impossible distances. He hasn’t even seen another animal, no sign of life beyond the green. He’s starting to lose his vision, sight blurring and distorting in the kaleidoscope of leaves that the moonlight filters through. 

Finally the burn in his legs forces him to come to a stop. His chest is heaving when he falls to his knees, desperately trying to catch his breath. He doesn’t have time to stop.

He’s still for only a second before the raging swill of his thoughts becomes far too loud for his comfort. They scream at him for his foolishness, for his stupidity in getting himself lost this badly, in walking right into the waiting maw of the stalking creature he’s been running from like a lobotomized rabbit to the wolf. Dammit, dammit, dammit. 

The ringing in his ears gradually subsides as his breathing levels out. He pushes down his emotions in favor of keeping himself calm; panic will only doom him further. He has to stay in his right mind if he ever wants to get out of here. 

Then, a sound pierces through his clouded mind like the sharpened point of a needle. A sound, finally, other than the noise of his boots on the grass and his heavy breathing. 

Water. 

The sound of water lapping at the shore. 

He’s managed to wander his way to the lake. 

He stands so quickly he nearly falls over, looking around as he discerns where the sound is coming from. He turns to his left, then to his right, ultimately deciding on the former. His walk quickly turns into a frantic sprint. 

The noise gets louder, calling to him that he’s chosen the right direction. He runs faster. The green is starting to thin, he can see something getting closer, he is so damn close—

It takes everything in him not to collapse under the weight of his insurmountable relief when he emerges from the trees to be greeted with the reflection of the moon on the water.

He rushes to the shore, nearly tripping and tumbling down the bank as he makes a frantic dash for the lake. He stops at the edge, kneeling and pushing his hands beneath the surface, gasping softly when the cool water runs over his hands. 

It’s real. 

He’s not imagining this, it’s real. 

A gravely but triumphant laugh bubbles up from his throat as he basks in his victory. Finally, finally he’s freed himself from the prison of trees, even if he hasn’t found his way back home. He cups the water in his hands and takes a drink, not caring to even consider how dirty the lake might be; that doesn’t matter nearly as much as the cool relief that washes over his dry throat. He splashes a bit of water on his face for good measure, soaking the front of his jacket and granting him some reprieve from the hot, muggy night air. 

For a brief moment he debates taking a swim, but quickly shoots the idea down. The lake is vast and dark, he doesn’t trust it enough to let it engulf him entirely. Not to mention the idea of swimming with such a sore and exhausted body isn’t very appealing. 

He looks up and around, thinking that surely there must be some way to cool off without taking the plunge. His eyes land on a wooden dock some ways away, not too far of a walk. 

…That’ll work. 

He makes his way over to the dock, stepping onto it cautiously to test its strength. It creaks a bit, but gives no real protest as he walks down its length, stopping to sit down at the end. He unlaces his boots and sets them at his side before stowing his socks away inside them. He rolls up the legs of his jeans before allowing his feet to dangle over the side, the water reaching up to soothe his sore calves. He lets his head fall back when he sighs with relief, finally allowing himself to relax. He moves to lay back on the dock, folding his hands over his stomach and taking a deep breath. 

Finally, a fucking break. 

No, it doesn’t solve all his problems—he’s still stuck here, after all—but Goddamn is it nice to finally be able to breathe. 

For just a moment, everything is peaceful. Tim even lets himself forget the hell he’s trapped in at present, focusing instead on the feeling of the water gently cooling his legs. It’s nostalgic, almost—reminds him of when he used to sneak out to the pond behind his house to drink with his high school friends. It’s a fleeting comfort, but an appreciated one nonetheless. 

He lays still there until the frantic thudding of his heart slowly reduces itself to a steady beating, until the ringing in his ears quiets fully and he breathe without a struggle. He feels much lighter now that there’s not so much strain on his muscles and joints. He even lets himself close his eyes, just for a moment, the stars shining on the backs of his lids before fading into the dark. 

He debates going to sleep right here. It’s not a good idea, no, but it’s a tempting one, and much more appealing than sleeping in the dirt. He’s too open here, though, too exposed; he couldn’t hide in a timely manner if the need were the arise. No, no sleep yet, no matter how badly he needs it. Just rest. 

Just enough rest for him to keep going. 

That’s all he can safely grant himself at the moment. 

And for now, that’s okay. 

Just this brief peace is enough after the ordeal he’s been put through. 

He focuses in on his breathing, counting his breaths as he inhales and exhales slowly, keeping the rhythm steady as he takes in the gentle quiet of the surrounding world that, for once, has gone still, relieving him of the heavy burden of survival…

…Only for the sudden sound of something splashing into the lake to jolt him out of his calm. 

His eyes shoot open and he sits up so quick he gets a bit lightheaded. He looks around, frantically trying to find the source of the sound and preparing to grab his boots and make a run for it. He stops when he catches sight of…something that has settled on top of a rock in the middle of the lake.

He pauses, squinting through the fog that has now settled over the water. 

Was the fog always there? 

Could it have moved in that fast? 

Damn, how long has he even been here? 

He pushes the questions away for now, too focused on trying to discern what the hell he’s looking at. 

Then, as if it can feel his eyes, the figure move. Tim can’t see it very well, but he too can feel it staring back just before it dives into the water. 

“…What in the fuck?” he mumbles, unable to conjure any other response. 

What the hell was that thing? 

Couldn’t have been a fish, but it didn’t look like any waterfowl or turtle he’d seen. A gator, maybe? No, unlikely—too fast and too damn tall to be a gator. 

He looks down at his feet, his legs still submerged in the water. 

He really should pull them back out. No telling what that thing was.

He should leave all together, in all honesty, he needs to keep moving…

…So why won’t he? 

He swallows hard, eyes cast down at his still legs. He kicks them in the water a bit, but can’t bring himself to pull them back out. Surely by now he should have enough willpower to pull himself away from this…

He winces a bit as the ringing in his ears suddenly returns with an acute fervor. 

No, wait…not ringing. Some other high pitched noise, something more melodic that starts to melt into the ambience. 

…Music? 

No, it can’t be, but he isn’t able to come up with any other name for it, especially with the fog that’s suddenly thickening in his mind, clouding his thoughts like the mist on the water clouds his vision. He rubs his eyes and looks out over the water again. The figure, that creature is gone, and the rock it was perching on is rapidly fading away into the fog. 

This is bad. He has to get out of here, right now, before something terrible— 

He gasps, nearly jumping out of his skin as something splashes in the water a short distance to his left. He looks over quickly, but all he sees is the ripples on the surface left behind by something diving down into the lake. 

There’s no doubt about it now.

Something is in the lake, and it’s getting closer. 

He tries to make his body move, to get up out of the water and onto the dock, but he’s frozen. The more he tries, the more his mind screams at him to do something, the louder the music gets. echoing in his brain and drowning out any voice of reason. The sound is clearer now, a high pitched vocalization carrying a tune that feels so familiar, like something out of his childhood dripping with a viscous nostalgia that clogs his throat and sticks to the back of his teeth. 

Something splashes again, but with the operatic voice forcing its way into his mind he can’t discern which direction it was. All he knows is it was closer. 

Tim scans the water frantically, but the fog has covered the everything. He can hardly see ten feet in front of him. It feels like the cloudy mist is closing in on him with a purpose, with intent, like this was planned. 

His heart nearly stops when he looks down at his feet, only to see a glowing pair of eyes looking back at him from just beneath the water. 

He flinches, but can’t bring himself to pull back. He’s frozen, like something is holding him in place and forcing him to keep eye contact with this creature. The music is the only thing he can hear. The noise of the crickets and the water and the wind are completely gone, completely overtake by the singing. 

Tim watches, completely mesmerized as the creature slowly rises, breaching the water’s surface with wildly unnatural grace. Tim’s eyes widen in shock and awe as more and more of the creature’s form is revealed, its body revealed to him inch by inch, allowing him to take it in. 

The creatures skin is an unsettling greenish-grey, with pulsating gills that gasp softly on the sides of its torso and neck. Its impossibly long hair, tangled with leafy plants, creates a curtain around its face that hides its visage in shadows and cascades down its shoulders and into the water, as if it goes on forever. Tim’s eyes trail downward towards where the legs should be, but he finds none. Instead, the creatures body fades into iridescent scales that reflect the moonlight in a kaleidoscope of colors that swirl in his brown eyes. Anything beyond the top half is hidden by the dark water, but he can imagine what those scales become below the surface.

He should be running.

He should’ve been far, far away by now. 

He’s not as afraid as he should be. 

Why isn’t he afraid? 

He doesn’t have time consider the question before the echo of the singing starts to quiet down. It doesn’t go away, no, but it’s morphing into something else…

Tim watches as the creature swims closer, webbed hands reaching out to grasp his thighs with an unexpected gentleness. He sucks in a breath at the creature’s cold touch, the water on its palms soaking through his rolled up jeans. He realizes now that it’s closer that it’s humming, the soft sound buzzing in its throat with the same tune as the echo of the singing before it. 

The humming is far more soothing than it has any right to be. Tim should be fighting this thing off, pushing it away as it leans in to hum right into his ear, its scent of lake water and fresh plants filling his nose, but he can’t. He just can’t. 

The creature’s skin is cool and soft against his own, wetting his cheek with the water clinging to its hair and face. Its chest brushes his for a moment, and he shudders, though not with disgust. His mind is swimming, completely melted into a useless sludge that refuses to form a thought. He knows he shouldbe terrified right now, he should be running for his life, but it’s getting harder and harder to articulate why. 

He breaths deeply, inhaling the creature’s earthy scent as its ghostly voice seeps into the deepest recesses of his brain. 

Oh, God… 

That feels good. 

He can feel the creature, the siren slowly stripping him of his defenses, peeling the armor off of his carefully guarded psyche piece by piece, and he doesn’t know how to stop it. He’s not sure he wants to stop it. The sensation of his will being broken down, chipped away at by a skilled hand with a chisel of forged steel that leaves no room for argument; it’s almost comforting. 

Tim has spent so long fighting…

…Why shouldn’t he just give in this once? 

The thought rattles around his skull and echoes in such a way that he’s aware it wasn’t entirely his idea, but he doesn’t care. It’s a beautiful epiphany. 

His vision is starting to blur. Most of his senses, in fact, are dulling at what should be an alarming rate. The only thing left in tact, maybe even amplified, is his ability to feel. 

The siren’s touch is intoxicating. 

He’s starting to lose himself. 

Tim shudders as something warm and wet slides over his neck, moving in a manner that is far too articulated. The siren pulls back, licking its lips, and for a moment Tim thinks he can see it mouth the word ‘delicious.’ 

The siren leans in again, this time for a slow kiss on the lips. Tim is stunned at the gesture, but can’t stop himself from kissing back. It’s almost a subconscious action, a base instinct activated by the siren song buzzing in his head. 

The kiss is far from brief, but it doesn’t last nearly long enough to satisfy Tim. He leans forward to try and follow the siren as it pulls away, but it pushes him back with a gentle hand and a cheeky grin. It playfully wags a finger, silently scolding him with only a look from those piercing eyes. 

The siren starts to move lower, and for a moment Tim is afraid it’s about to dive back into the lake, never to be seen again, but instead it stops once it’s at eye level with his groin. Tim sucks in a breath, which only makes the siren’s grin grow wider. Tim catches a split second glance of the shiny teeth that are kept behind its upturned lips. 

The siren’s webbed hands slide inward from where they rest on Tim’s thighs, lazily meandering to the buckle of his belt. The siren’s humming doesn’t cease for even a moment as its nimble fingers slip his belt from the buckle and then from the loops of his jeans with an unnatural grace. It sets the belt to the side on the dock, right next to his boots, making it clear that Tim won’t be needing it anymore. 

Tim’s breath hitches when the siren pulls his zipper down, moving slowly but with intent. It’s teasing him, he realizes in a fleeting moment of clarity, making him wait for whatever it is it knows he wants. His eyes trail down as the siren tugs his jeans down just a bit, enough to expose his half hard cock as it pushes against his boxers. He didn’t even realized how turned on he was. 

Tim bites his lip as the siren’s agile tongue unfurls from its mouth to lick over the bulge in his boxers. He shivers, barely biting back a moan. He opens his mouth as if to speak, but no words come; there’s only a brief stammer before his lips close again, the eyes of the siren drawing him into silent submission. It hasn’t looked away from his face this entire time, refusing to release his gaze. It holds eye contact even as it leans in again, this time latching onto Tim’s hardening bulge with its lips and suckling it through the fabric of his boxers. 

This time Tim can’t stop the noise that falls from his mouth, a choked sound of pleasure that would surely be humiliating if he had any sense left. Right now all he can think about is how badly he wants more. 

The siren’s hands move again, upwards this time, towards the waistband of his boxers. It hooks its claws beneath the fabric and pulls downward slowly, just enough to release Tim’s now throbbing, needy erection from its confines. He sighs with relief at the feeling. He didn’t realize until now how badly he needed that. 

The siren wastes no time wrapping its tongue around Tim’s length, and this time there’s no stopping the shuddering moan that crawls up his throat. The siren’s tongue is impossibly long, moving with complete control as though it were another limb; it leaves no spot of Tim’s cock untouched, coating every bump and vein with the siren’s cool, thick saliva. Tim’s thighs tremble as he watches the creature pleasure him shamelessly, its tongue coiling around his twitching member and sliding up and down the entirety of his length with intent.

The siren has stopped humming, unable to do so with its mouth occupied, but its song still echoes in the trees around them, keeping Tim docile and needy. 

Hesitantly he reaches up, his hand shaking like a leaf in the wind as he moves it towards the siren. For just a moment a look of intrigue flashes in the creature’s eyes, but it quickly morphs into smug satisfaction as Tim’s fingers find themselves nestled into the siren’s hair. 

The siren’s tongue retracts suddenly. Tim’s eyes widen as a question begins to form in his mind as to why, but it’s promptly stamped out when the siren wraps its lips around his cock and sinks its mouth down on him without hesitation. Tim nearly screams, crying out in shock and pleasure before choking on his own voice. The gills on the siren’s neck flex and breathe as his cock is pushed down its slick, invitingly warm throat. The cavity welcomes him happily, as though it was molded to fit his cock perfectly. 

Tim’s fingers twitch as his grip tightens on the siren’s hair, silently begging for more. The creature complies, running its tongue up and down his length without so much as coming up for air. It uses every part its mouth and throat to stimulate his length with a sharp focus. 

One of the siren’s hands slides off of its resting place on Tim’s thigh. It trails down his leg before leaving his body completely, dipping down into the water. Tim follows it with his eyes curiously, watching as the siren reaches down to lightly rub at a spot on the front of its tail. Tim quirks a brow, but quickly realizes what’s happening as the scales part to reveal a fleshy slit, a sheath from which what Tim can only assume is some kind of inhuman cock slides out. It’s visibly slick, almost slimy, and moves much like the siren’s tongue. He can feel the creature let out a soft noise around his cock as it wraps its hand around its length. It’s pleasuring itself, Tim thinks, pleasuring itself to him. 

The siren’s free hand grasps onto his jacket for balance, keeping it upright as it floats in the water. It’s found a steady rhythm in the way it bobs its head up and down on Tim’s length, slowly pulling back and pushing forward just as the water laps at the shore in a lazy but constant manner. 

Tim’s head falls back as a sudden wave of pleasure washes over him, making his entire body shiver with chills. He wouldn’t be able to take much more of this. 

As if sensing his impending release, the siren’s pace increases. It doesn’t become vigorous or messy, only faster, swifter and even more calculated. The siren seems hyper aware of every move it makes, every muscle it flexes in its mouth and throat to make sure Tim never feels less than the utmost sense of bliss. 

Tim can’t hold back his voice anymore. The soft mewls and desperate moans spill from his lips like a waterfall of debauchery that only seems to fuel the siren’s passion. Tim can’t see it with his head thrown back, but he can hear the splashing of the water getting louder and faster as the siren pumps its own cock with more fervor. 

Tim’s back arches, pushing his cock into the siren’s mouth. The creature takes him so deeply its nose brushes his stomach, but it makes it seem so effortless. It knows exactly what it’s doing, and it’s working far too well. Tim doesn’t have much longer. 

“I’m…I-I’m about to—“ he stammers, struggling to get the words out or even put together a coherent sentence. 

The warning is a trigger for the siren. It pauses suddenly, processing the words for only a moment before it pulls off of Tim’s cock so quickly it almost hurts. Tim jumps and gasps, but doesn’t have even a split second to react before the siren grabs onto his shoulders and pulls him down into the water with it. 

He thrashes in the creature’s hold, but the siren’s tail wraps around his ankles and squeezes tightly. He tries to cry out, but his efforts are punished with a mouthful of lake water that firmly halts any attempt at screaming. The lake around them is nothing more but a dark, merciless void of water without any sign of life. The only light is the dim shine of the moon that pierces the surface of the water and the glowing eyes of the siren. 

Tim pushes against the creature’s hold, but it doesn’t budge. It leans in for another kiss, a rougher one that Tim fights this time, but not for long. 

It’s an odd sensation, the feeling of air being forcefully pumped into his lungs from the siren’s mouth, but it lets him breathe. He can’t complain about that. 

In the next instant the siren’s cock has wrapped around Tim’s, picking up right where it had left off on the dock. Little time was lost, and before Tim knows it he’s already nearing dangerously close to his release once more. He doesn’t dare pull aware from the siren’s lips to warn it, though. Surely it knows. 

Just as he’d figured the siren’s length is slimy, almost tentacle like, sticking to Tim’s own cock as it writhes in coils around it. It’s like nothing he’s ever felt before, making him whimper into the kiss with a need so great it’s overwhelming. The siren isn’t immune to the pleasure either; its gills and scales ripple with its impending climax. 

The siren wraps its arms around Tim, gripping at his hair and the back of his jacket as it holds him in place. It’s so desperate to keep him against it. 

Tim cries out into the kiss one last time before his body tenses, his climax hitting him like a truck as his cock twitches and spurts into the water. The siren lets out an odd noise, almost like a dolphin’s chitter before it follows suit, its length pulsing around Tim’s before releasing as well, the iridescent liquid hovering in the water before fading away into the darkness below them. 

The siren’s cock quickly retracts, unwrapping from Tim’s softening length and pulling back into its sheath. It’s as if it were never there, the parted scales moving back to hide the slit once again. 

The siren slowly pulls away, looking down at Tim with an odd expression. It’s not quite a smile, but it carries a sense of self satisfaction and mischief. 

Tim expects to be let go, even kicking his legs a bit to loosen the grip the siren’s tail has on them, but the hold only tightens. Tim kicks again, trying to pull away, but this only earns him more restraint yet again. The siren pulls him into a deadly hug, slotting his body against its own and wrapping itself around Tim. 

Suddenly its touch is no longer soft and welcoming. Its claws dig onto Tim’s back and shoulders through his jacket, which only serves to amplify his panic. The siren squeezes him, forcing the gifted air out of his lungs. He can only watch it escape to the surface as bubbles, unable to retrieve it. 

His thrashing increases tenfold, but he’s tiring fast. The lack of air combined with his exhaustion and now the siren’s humming in his ear once again is disorienting him. He needs to fight, but his body is rapidly losing the will to do so. He’s only a man, and a man has limits. 

He resists the urge to gasp as water starts to leak into his mouth. He’s losing strength by the second, not only from his body straining but also from the siren’s song draining his energy. His panic turns to pure terror as the black spots start to fill his vision. 

The siren won’t let go.

He can’t fight anymore. 

This was a trap. 

This was all a trap. 

He’s going to die here. 

No, no, no— 

The water is filling his lungs rapidly now as his fear overrides his rationality. He’s screaming as much as he can beneath the surface of the lake, using the last of his strength to fight, but he knows it’s pointless. It’s only bringing more water in. His vision is darkening fast, and soon the little sliver of moonlight he had is gone. All he can do is listen to the sound of the siren’s humming, but then that is starting to fade out. 

No, no, no, no! 

Please, God, no…

But God doesn’t come to help, and the siren’s song is barely audible as Tim’s body stills and goes limp. 

This is it. 

He’s sinking into something dark, now, something beyond his consciousness. It’s an indescribable feeling, but an absolute one, one that speaks of eternity and a horrible permanency. 

For a moment he’s aware of his own fate, his own death… 

…And then he’s coughing up water onto the sand, the bright morning sun burning his eyes. 

He turns over into his side, getting onto his hands and knees as he forcefully hacks up the lake water in his lungs. 

The fresh air is a godsend, quickly pushing the water out and taking its place. Tim can finally take a deep breath without drowning. 

He’s back on dry land, and alive… 

…but how?

He’s still dizzy, he doesn’t dare stand up yet, but he does look around in confusion. The sun has finally risen, that much is obvious; it’s warm and bright on his face, almost jarringly so. He can even hear birds chirping in the trees above him. The woods have suddenly come to life, but what feels like only an hour ago it was completely devoid of anything living. 

Did all of that…really happen? 

He has no idea.  

He looks down at himself and realizes he’s still missing his shoes, socks, and belt. His jeans are still rolled up to his knees, and his clothes and hair are completely soaked, as evidenced by the water that drips down his forehead, legs and hands. The zipper of his pants is still down, exposing the black fabric of his boxers.

His missing clothes are nowhere to be found next to him on the shore. 

Slowly his eyes trail down the lake to the dock. He squints as he looks closely, searching for the proof that that thing was real… 

…And there they are. His boots, socks still rolled up inside, and his belt, sitting at the edge of the dock.

Right where he’d left them. 

He stumbles to his bare feet, trudging down to the dock to retrieve his things. His boots and socks are shockingly dry, but that’s certainly not a bad thing. It’s a small comfort that he more than deserves.

He slips them back on, they looks down at his belt. For some reason, he hesitates to pick it up. He makes himself lean down to grab it, though, and takes a moment to inspect the leather in his hands.

It’s untouched. No sign of damage or wear and tear at all. 

He sighs as he zips his jeans back up and pulls the belt through the loops, fastening it back in place around his waist. 

He’s going to chock this up to this goddamned forest screwing with him. He has to if he wants to keep his mind from breaking in two. It’s the safest, least insane explanation he can give to himself. It’s the only thing he’s prepared to hear. 

The ache in his legs returns as a dull thrum as he resigns himself to continuing his journey. It’s painful to leave behind the solace of the lake, to walk away from the soft sound of the water, but with the day’s light he’ll surely be able to find his way out of here. 

He takes in a deep breath, internally psyching himself up before he dives back into the endless trees. 

Only, this time, they don’t seem all that endless. 

Almost instantly the sound of grass beneath Tim’s boots turns into the crunching of a rocky path. He looks down in confusion, eyes landing on beige, rocky dirt that definitely isn’t a natural formation. 

The trail.

He’s found his way back to the trail. 

His eyes widen as he follows the path into the trees as far as his eyes can see. 

Finally, his endless effort is being rewarded. 

He eagerly starts onto the trail, resisting the urge to run until he collapses. He has time, he reminds himself. The trail is a loop; he’ll get back home sooner or later. 

Finally, he’s free from the terror of these woods. Whatever entity that was keeping him trapped has released him, and he’s not going to question it. 

When he gets home he’ll flop down onto his bed, not even considering changing out of his filthy clothes before he does so. He’ll stare up at the ceiling with teary eyes as he thinks about how happy he is to be back home, back where it’s safe and comfortable. 

Inevitably his thoughts will wander back to the creature he encountered, or perhaps imagined; it’s not exactly something one easily forgets, after all. 

But for now, he’s going home. 

And that’s all that matters. 

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NAME: Ophic !

FAVORITE CASE: Academy Maniacs, and the Scream Killers !

FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Natural Born Killers, The Evil Dead, and Fear Street !

FAVORITE BAND(S): Пурген, Pisse, Piss Sink, Anal Cunt, Cattle Decapitation, Parasitic Ejaculation, and Evil Dwarfs !

FAVORITE GENRE: Grindcore or Cybercore !

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[ardentguilt]

Grabbed a female Orchid Dupe Wasp today.

There’s TONS of these flying around my backyard at the moment.

They’re a type of parasitic wasp native to Australia but also found in New Zealand.

As the name suggest they’re polinators of all five Australian members of the orchid genus cryptostylus. That being the male wasps of this species literally fuck the orchids to the point of ejaculation. On the orchids. Literally. They fuck the flowers.

As for the parasitic part this species parasitised one specific member of the Noctuid moths being the Helicoverpa Armigera moth.

[rosedaemon-7861]

amazing debut 10/10

[beekeep]

getting back into beekeeping and seeing some…interesting…arguments floating around. not my concern whether someone does or doesn’t think beekeeping is inherently “ethical” but I do think it’s worth addressing and dialoguing about what beekeeping is and methods used so

1) “beekeepers clip the wings of the queen”

This one is new to me, though the sources given by the person making these arguments are a lot less “anti-beekeeping” as much as they’re just interested in bee welfare. Nothing wrong with that. I’ve personally never clipped my queens’ wings nor do I know anyone else who has, and it seems to me that ending that practice in commercial and small beekeeping is a good idea.

2) “they destroy queen cells”

Yeah that does happen. This action in itself isn’t really a huge moral crisis, though, it’s the bee equivalent to an abortion. Probably a lot less painful than what naturally happens when a new queen hatches, which is that the newly hatched virgin queen will go around stinging unhatched queens and destroying their cells. Gruesome! But not something to get worked up over.

3) “they cull queens they don’t like”

This makes it sound like beekeepers are just going around picking petty fights with queens and killing them over it. The source given provides some context, which is that this is done when a queen is influencing her hive to be very aggressive. It’s the equivalent of hiring a new manager to replace an old, bad one, though obviously yes, the old queen is killed. The hive isn’t hurt by this, they accept any new queen within days. This also happens when a queen is old, runs out of stored semen, and loses her ability to lay worker bees. When this happens, the hive can become unable to live as a unit, which is why queens are replaced to help the hive continue to thrive.

4) “they use pheromones to prevent swarms”

The wiki source given doesn’t even support this argument. That’s just not a thing that happens. What does sometimes happen is that bee swarms can be captured using lemongrass oil, which mimics swarming pheromones. Equivalent of using food to catch a stray cat.

5) “they prevent intermixing with African bees”

The use of the word “intermixing” here is wild and from my perspective makes it seem like it’s a race issue which is…odd. Regardless, there’s nothing wrong with selective breeding of bees for desired traits. Africanized bees are much more difficult to manage compared to their European counterparts. Some beekeepers are equipped to handle them and don’t mind them. Others would prefer to keep bees with higher honey yields and less aggression.

6) “during artificial insemination, drones are crushed”

Yes and during natural insemination their endophallus can get ripped off after ejaculation, and they’ll bleed out and die. Or if they’re lucky enough to survive, they’ll get kicked out of the hive and die anyway.

7) “and extra queens are killed”

Refer to point #2 about what naturally happens to excess queens.

8) “beekeepers cull their hives before winter”

Yes, and the source given explains why. Bees with parasites will not survive winter, and combining them with other hives (as is the most common wintering practice) will only cause those hives to die, too. Additionally, not culling infected hives can result in the spread of parasites.

9) “honeybees are invasive and can spread parasites”

Yeah this one I actually agree with. But once again, the sources given are either not as conclusive as presented, or are more arguments against the commercial beekeeping industry and against beekeeping on public lands. Mass beekeeping can have deleterious effects on native bee populations, but not enough data exists to determine whether small beekeepers have such effects. Regardless, this seems to be more an argument in favor of preventing absconding/swarming, no?

Beekeeping is a millennia-old practice. Bees have evolved to produce way more than they can consume, and human beekeeping practices have evolved alongside them. Are there bee welfare issues to be addressed in common practices? Certainly. Is beekeeping an inherently immoral endeavor? Hardly. Good beekeepers maintain relationships with their bees. It’s a very personal and thoughtful activity and provides a healthier alternative to cane sugar. So rather than paint with broad strokes, it’s perhaps more productive to open dialogues to improve practices and promote bee welfare.

[laurentlemonke]

Ok so since the "get to know me" posts about my main ocs were mostly jokes (they wrote them themselves, you know😞), I'm making a more legit one with, you know, actually correct information this time. Actually, Ferdinand and Paola's intros were correct (though Paola is very talkative). Blue and Lux's were straight up shit posts (these guys are unreliable😔). So here it is:

Ferdinand Le Gall

Born September 15th 2010 (currently 13).

He's about 5'1 and weighs 90 lbs. He's still a little baby.

He's noidea's bassist. He started playing it when he was about 5.

He does competitive swimming.

He has 3 cats: Keith, Shelley and Moz.

His mom is Russian-Ukrainian and Czech, while his dad is Russian-French. He has 5 siblings: an older sister, two younger sisters and two younger brothers.

His favorite food is strawberries and his favorite drink is apple juice.

He likes Franz Ferdinand (because his name's in it).

Paola Julinha Ferreira Álvarez

Born March 7th 2009 (currently 14)

She's around 5'2 and 100lbs. She stopped growing when she was 12, much to her dismay. She still hopes she'll hit a growth spurt at some point, but it's not gonna happen.

She's noidea's vocalist and guitarist. She started singing when she was very little and picked up the guitar when she was about 10, due to her dad's encouragement.

She plays volleyball.

She has a German shepherd named Ponyo (named after her favorite Ghibli movie).

Both her parents are Portuguese. She has 3 older brothers.

Her favorite food is chocolate, especially chocolate muffins, and her favorite drink is coffee.

She likes Blink 182 because her older brother introduced her to their music when she was little.

Blue (his real name is actually Noël Sébastien Morvan, but he absolutely hates it and will kill anyone who calls him that.)

Born March 5th 2008 (currently 15)

He's around 5'6 and 130lbs. He's always been on the shorter side, but he believes he'll grow taller eventually. Sorry buddy, but you stop growing now. That's it. You've reached your adult height.

He's noidea's guitarist and keyboardist. He picked up the piano on his own when his grandma gifted him a keyboard for his 11th birthday. Then, Lux helped him learn the guitar.

He's a very ambitious stoner.

He doesn't have any pets, but he vibes with the spiders in his room. He calls them Norbert.

His father is French (Breton to be precise) and his biological mother is Filipino (but he's never met her). He has an older brother.

His favorite food is galette saucisse and his favorite drink is monster, which he can't stop drinking.

He likes Operation Ivy because that was his brother's favorite band.

Luxander Gaëtan Martial Hartmann (yes, Luxander is his real government name. What were his parents thinking??)

Born June 30th 2007 (currently 16)

He's around 6'1 and 115lbs. He was always a tall kid and the doctor told him he'd probably grow to be 7 feet tall, but he was severely underweight which might've stunted his development, so he stopped growing at like 14. He's not short by any stretch of the term, but he could've been way taller. He doesn't actually like being that tall due to the attention it brings him.

He's noidea's drummer. His aunt gave him piano lessons when he was little. He can also play the guitar. He decided to start playing the drums during lockdown in 2020 and ended up really liking it.

He likes drawing and writing little comics.

He has a pet ladybug named Maurice. He must've had 100s of Maurices throughout his life.

His father is Swiss and his mother is Vietnamese, but he was raised by his aunt. He's an only child, but he has two cousins he's close to.

His favorite food is bread and his favorite drink is water. He's a very picky eater.

He likes Parasitic Ejaculation (yes, it's a real band, look it up).

[lunarpowerblg]

i ♡ parasitic ejaculation

[thethcministry]

[theparanoid]

Party Cannon - Tactical Chunder

From The Split Album: Parasitic Ejaculation / Party Cannon / Gorevent / Bloodscribe - Cannons Of Gore Soaked, Blood Drenched, Parasitic Sickness (2019)

[Slam Death Metal, Brutal Death Metal]

[safehandsclinic2]

Best Sexologist in Delhi

Taking Care of Sexual Health Issues

A person's sexual well-being can be impacted by a variety of physical, emotional, and psychological problems that fall under the umbrella of sexual health disorders. A healthy and fulfilling sexual life depends on having a thorough understanding of these concerns. Sexologist doctor in Delhi can offer you the essential advice and therapy to enhance your sexual health and general quality of life if you're having any of these difficulties.

These are a few prevalent categories of sexual health problems:

ED, or erectile dysfunction

The incapacity to get or sustain an erection strong enough for sexual activity.

Causes: May stem from psychological problems like stress, anxiety, and depression, or from medical conditions like diabetes, cardiovascular disease, or both.

Therapies: Medication, alterations to lifestyle, etc.

Premature Ejaculation (PE)

 A distressing ejaculation that occurs earlier than planned, either prior to or shortly after penetration.

Causes: May stem from biological concerns like hormone imbalances or psychological problems like anxiety.

Treatment options include counseling, medication, and behavioral strategies.

Low Libido

A diminished interest in engaging in sexual activities is known as low libido, or decreased sexual desire.

Causes: Medication side effects, stress, sadness, relationship problems, or hormonal shifts.

Treatment options include altering one's lifestyle or taking care of underlying illnesses.

Diseases Spread by Sexual Contact (STDs)

Sexually transmitted infections (STIs) include gonorrhea, syphilis, HIV, herpes, and chlamydia.

Causes include parasites, viruses, and bacteria.

Depending on the infection, antibiotics or antiviral drugs are the course of treatment.

Women's Sexual Dysfunction

 This might manifest as pain during sexual activity, a decreased libido, or trouble reaching an orgasm.

Causes include alterations in hormones (such as menopause), mental health issues, or physical ailments.

Therapy options include hormone therapy, counseling, and lifestyle modifications.

It's important to pick your sexologist carefully if you want to maintain good sexual health. As the top Sexologist in South Delhi, Dr. Vinod Raina is the leader of Dr. Raina's Safe Hands, a reputable facility that provides individualized care and professional attention for a range of sexual health issues. With a wealth of knowledge and a focus on the requirements of the patient, Dr. Raina makes sure that every person gets the finest care possible.

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[sarabherbs]

The Power of Vidanga: An Ayurvedic Marvel for Health and Wellness

Vidanga, scientifically known as Embelia ribes, is a prominent herb in Ayurvedic medicine, renowned for its potent therapeutic properties. Often referred to as False Black Pepper, Vidanga has been utilized for centuries in traditional Indian medicine to treat a myriad of ailments. This blog delves into the remarkable benefits of Vidanga, its uses, and why it should be a part of your wellness regimen.

Vidanga is a climbing shrub that produces small, berry-like fruits. These fruits are the part of the plant that is most often used for medicinal purposes. The plant is predominantly found in India, particularly in the regions of the Western Ghats, the Himalayas, and Assam. The key active component in Vidanga is embelin, which is responsible for many of its therapeutic properties.

The Benefits of Vidanga

Anthelmintic PropertiesVidanga is perhaps best known for its anthelmintic properties, making it an effective treatment for parasitic worms. In Ayurveda, Vidanga is used to expel intestinal worms, particularly in children. Its anthelmintic action is attributed to embelin, which paralyzes and eliminates these parasites from the body.

Digestive HealthVidanga is a potent digestive aid. It helps in stimulating appetite, improving digestion, and treating conditions like indigestion, bloating, and constipation. By enhancing digestive fire (Agni), Vidanga ensures that the food is properly digested and absorbed in the body, preventing the accumulation of toxins (Ama).

Antioxidant and Anti-inflammatory PropertiesThe presence of embelin and other bioactive compounds in Vidanga confers it powerful antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. These properties help in neutralizing free radicals, reducing inflammation, and preventing oxidative stress, which is the root cause of many chronic diseases.

Anti-obesity AgentVidanga is also recognized for its potential in weight management. It aids in reducing excess body fat by improving metabolism and preventing the accumulation of adipose tissue. Additionally, Vidanga's ability to regulate appetite makes it a valuable herb in the management of obesity.

Skin HealthVidanga's anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties make it an excellent remedy for various skin conditions. It helps in treating acne, eczema, and other inflammatory skin disorders. Vidanga is often used in Ayurvedic formulations to promote clear and healthy skin.

Reproductive HealthVidanga is beneficial for reproductive health, particularly in women. It helps in regulating the menstrual cycle, alleviating menstrual cramps, and improving fertility. In men, Vidanga is used to enhance libido and treat issues like premature ejaculation.

How to Use Vidanga

Vidanga can be used in various forms, including powder, capsules, and tinctures. Here are some common ways to incorporate Vidanga into your daily routine:

Vidanga Powder: Mix a teaspoon of Vidanga powder with warm water or honey and consume it on an empty stomach to enhance digestion and expel intestinal worms.

Vidanga Tincture: A few drops of Vidanga tincture in water can help improve digestion and treat skin issues when applied topically.

Why Choose SarabHerbs®?

When it comes to sourcing high-quality Vidanga products, SarabHerbs® stands out as a trusted provider. SarabHerbs® offers a range of Vidanga-based products that are meticulously prepared to ensure potency and efficacy. From pure Vidanga powder to expertly crafted herbal formulations, SarabHerbs ensures that you receive the best of this ancient herb.

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Optimal Sexologist in Patna, Bihar for STIs Remedies | Dubey Clinic

About Trichomoniasis Sexually Transmitted Infections:

Trichomoniasis is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by parasites. In women, symptoms of this STI are easily visible when they have foul-smelling vaginal discharge, genital itching and pain during urination. No obvious symptoms are found in male cases. This sexual problem creates the complication of risk of premature delivery for the pregnant woman. The main risk factor of this sexually transmitted infection is unprotected sexual intercourse.

Dr. Sunil Dubey, the best sexologist in Patna says that sexual intercourse without using protection is the root cause of this sexually transmitted sexual disease. This sexual infection takes place in the patient’s life due to parasite. There are three main classes of parasites that can cause disease in humans; those are protozoa, helminths, and ectoparasites. In the case of Trichomoniasis sexually transmitted infection, the protozoa parasite is the cause of this sexual problem. It is also known as Trichomonas vaginalis infection.

Common Symptoms of Trichomoniasis STI are below:

Itching, burning, redness, or soreness in the genitals

Discomfort while peeing

A clear, white, yellow, or green vaginal discharge with fishy odor

Once a person (man or woman) gets infected with this Trichomoniasis STI, he or she should consult a sexologist or sexual health care doctor for treatment.

About Treatment of Trichomoniasis Sexually Transmitted Infection:

As we all know that Ayurveda medicine is the most effective and holistic solution to any problem. In fact, in the case of sexual issue, the importance of this Ayurvedic medicine and treatment becomes more times in comparison with others. The system of healing the problem in the natural way always provides the most satisfactory result to the sexual patient.

Dr. Sunil Dubey is India’s most popular and highly experienced sexologist doctor who is expertise in Ayurveda and Sexology medical science. He has been involved in this sexologist profession for a long time. He has successfully treated more than four lakhs of sexual patients of India. He is the most successful Ayurvedic medicine researcher who has researched on various sexual problems of men and women to get the exact remedy. After five years, he has discovered the accurate Ayurvedic medicine to the sexual patients who suffer from infection issues, erection problem, ejaculation disorder, and other sexual problems.

At present time, he is the best sexologist in Bihar because he practices at Dubey Clinic that is located at Dubey Market, Langar Toli, Chauraha, and Patna-04. Mostly sexual patients from this state always give him the first priority because Dubey Clinic is the oldest and leading Ayurvedic clinic of Bihar as well as India.

Dr. Sunil Dubey says that antibiotics are the best treatment to eliminate any infection problem. He uses herbs, natural chemicals and effective bhasma in his Ayurvedic and natural medicines which are prepared by a team of expert doctors of Ayurveda. Dr. Sunil Dubey guides them and all the medicines are prepared under his guidance. All the medicines of this clinic are quality-proven and stand on every mark of standard. There are no any side-effects of Ayurvedic medicines on body and this clinic especially cares for its quality and purity.

Call and make an appointment:

If you want to get rid of your sexual problem from root then you should surely choose Dubey Clinic. This clinic is standing for its quality medication, experienced treatment, and proper response. Sexual patients from all over India contact this clinic to make their appointment. Now is the time to end your sexual problem. Don't waste your time make it now.

With best wishes:

Dubey Clinic

A certified clinic in India

Location: Dubey Market, Langar Toli, Chauraha, Patna - 04

Helpline No: +91 98350 92586; +91 91555 55112