#parcdox

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

So I won the Most Unintelligent Sentence Award yet you don’t even know what a bimbo is? What a shame.

I store important knowledge. Why would I know what a bimbo is? That’s Tsujimura’s job. She knows the stupid, unimportant things for me and translates whatever dumb thing I’m having to listen to.

By the way, Tsujimura. Why aren’t you translating this?

[ask-thesilentrabiddog]

*takes a sip from my I love Ryūnosuke Akutagawa soda* I love Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

Any soda based on me would not taste very good...

@ask-gin-akutagawa

[ask-nakajimaatsushi]

ATSUSHIIII😭😭 I NEED A HUG BECAUSE I SAW FRIED CHICKEN AND WAFFLES COMBINED TOGETHER AND I CANT STOP PANICKING NOW😭😭😭😭😭

Ah, I’m sorry!! It’ll be okay!! I won’t let it get to you!!

I hope you feel better soon!!

[ask-higucchi]

Good morning lemon queen! I hope you have a wonderful day💛💛

Ah! Good morning to you too parcdox 💛. Thank you for your kind words.

[ask-kenji]

Good morning to my beautiful ray of sunshine! I hope you have a wonderful day💛☀️

good morning!! you too!!!

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

Sweet dreams love♥️♥️♥️

O… kay? Goodnight for you, I’m going to be working, so…

Another all-nighter. The sad life of Tsujimura Mizuki.

[askharunokirako]

I love your eyes 💚💚

A-ah, thanks! *blushes, embarrassed to receive such a compliment*

I love your avatar! The eye looks lovely~

[ask-cookieman]

SIGMA I LOVE YOU OMG YOURE HERE SJSVKSCWJSCSJSHS😖💕💕💕💕💕💕

"T-Thank you, I love you too!"

//smiles while trying to hide his reddened face//

[tayaminaka]

2. „ Close the door.” for Akutagawa Ryūnosuke

It was 8 a.m.

Akutagawa had his day of and was sleeping, exceptionally, long.

On the other hand, you woke up early and could no longer fall asleep.

It was like you switched places.

It was really boring because there wasn’t anything to do. But after a while you had a brilliant idea.

.

.

.

And there you are posing in front of a mirror with Akutagawa’s coat on you. As long as he slept you went into the room and carefully took off his coat.

„Next time, I won’t hesitate to kill you, Jinko.” you said with a calm but cold voice and a serious expression.

„That was close but if you want to imitate me you need to try harder.” a calm voice said behind you.

„Ryū...Ryūnosuke!? How long are you here?” you said embarrassed.

„Long enough to see this.”

You were only wearing a nightshirt and Akutagawa’s coat.

„Please.. close the.. door.”

„Why?”

„It’s embarrassing.” you said shyly.

Akutagawa made his way to you and hugged you from behind. He looked at you through the mirror.

„You look cute.”he mumbled

„Wha..What? “you stuttered.

„I said let’s make tea for breakfast.”

He turned around and made his way into the kitchen.

You stood there for a while and then smiled as you made your way to the kitchen.

Oh, how you loved such mornings.

This was requested by Parcdox. I’m sorry if it took to long I will write your other request later but today. I didn’t pay attention and pushed the wrong button and deleted your requests. I’m sorry.

[tapioka-boi]

NSFW HEADCANONS - Ango Sakaguchi

(Alternative title: Ish simps so much over Ango that she's become an AnHOE)

Take two because my dumbass promptly queued and then deleted the post...

I've been thinking too much about Ango and I need more smutty Ango content so imma feed myself while I'm at it

(Also this is written based on a female/afab S/O bc my brain ain't working too good)

Also feel free to add on to this list if you want!

COME GET YA FOOD BOIS

𝙏𝙖𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩:

@angolicious @parcdox @bimbodemongf @sweet-cynical-writer @gogolparadise @poppirocks @yokelish @fyowyn-writes

WARNING: NSFW and very very thirsty headcanons

Ango prefers to be intimate in the comfort of his own apartment (or yours if you don't live with him) as it gives both of you the privacy you need. He isn't one to risk sex in public as it would put his job and reputation at risk as well as your own privacy.

He prefers to take his time so that he gets the job done throroughly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). He'll start by kissing you and occasionally biting on your lip before moving down your jaw and neck and going for your sweet spot while he holds you close to him. And then, if you're not in the bedroom already, he'll grab your hand and guide you to the bedroom.

Loves worshipping you. If you're insecure about your body then he won't hesitate to worship you. And not just the whole "you're so beautiful" stuff. He can and will worship every. inch. of your body. Your hands? Perfect for him to hold and for you to wrap around his dick but we'll get to that later. Your smile? It's so beautiful that it's etched into his waking thoughts. Your thighs? Great for him to rest his head on and grab while he fucks you too. If you have scars, he will kiss every single one and remind you of how beautiful you truly are. In his eyes, you're a goddess and he'll never let you forget that.

BONUS HEADCANON: If you do the same to him, he'll sorta just,, stop functioning for a little while (ango.exe has stopped working)

Although he doesn't make you, the man LOVES IT when you wear lingerie. Like put on some stockings with suspenders paired with your favourite bra and panty combo hidden under one of his shirts and he will not hesitate to fuck you there and then. He doesn't admit it, but seeing you in lingerie is a major turn on for him.

There's something about seeing you look so innocent and pure when he lays you on the bed that makes him stop for a moment. The thought of you looking up at him so innocently before he absolutely ruins you gets him so hard he has to stop himself.

Once you're undressed, he doesn't hesitate to go straight for your pussy. And once he starts eating you out, you'll probably won't be able to stop squirming under his touch. Every so often he'll gently run his teeth against your clit before gripping your hips and going to town on you. Once he starts, he isn't stopping until he's made you cum a few times. “You seem to get sweeter and sweeter the more I taste you, my dear.”

Speaking of which, he makes the cutest moans when you suck his dick. The way he bites his lip while you bob your head up and down his member, gradually swallowing every inch of him. He loves watching you suck him off, especially when you look up at him with your pretty lips wrapped around his cock. He'll occasionally hold your head down and facefuck you, but not too much because he doesn't want to hurt you.

When Ango cums, it's beautiful. His lips part slightly and a shaky moan barely eminates. His eyes roll back slightly and his shudders ever so slightly as his release washes over him. If you're on top of him when this happens, he'll hold you in place as his back arches off of the bed. Either way, when he cums, he's like an angel fallen from grace.

When you guys get down to the main course, he'll start off slowly so that you can adjust to the feeling of him inside you before he picks up the pace. Once he's balls deep inside you, he tries to keep himself composed instead of just fucking you until you see stars. Once he gets used to it, his movements become calculated and he aims for your g-spot with each thrust while running messy circles on your clit. He knows every way to make you cum and won't stop until you scream his name.

Loves every little sound you make during sex. The quiet squeaks you make when he runs his tongue along your pussy lips. The uncontrolled moans when he thrusts into you. The pleas for him to keep going. He loves ALL OF IT.

Once time, you accidentally called him Daddy and he just stopped mid-thrust. It sorta woke something in him and he promptly let go of his inhibitions and fucked you mercilessly. Although being called Daddy is a turn on, he much prefers for you to call him by his name instead. “Scream my name, darling. Tell everybody how well you're taking Daddy's cock.”

Absolutely loves it when you cum. The way you moan so wantonly. The way your walls squeeze his cock. The way you hold onto him and bury your head into to crook of his neck as you come down from your high. It's majestic. It's a vulnerable moment that only he gets to see and share with you and he adores every moment.

After you both ride out your orgasms, Ango gives the best aftercare. He'll pepper you with kisses and hold you in his arms as he tells you that you did a good job. He'll get lost in the moment and gaze at the angel in his arms. He's mesmerised by your beauty and how peaceful you look in his embrace. It's as if he's found the answer to the universe, to the meaning of life, and it's pressed snugly against his chest. He can leave all his stresses behind him for a while, as long as he has you beside him. “Words cannot begin to say how much I love you, my dear.”

[ask-awkward-ayatsuji]

*throws teddy bear at you*

…I like dolls. I don’t want these fluffy, squishy things.

*He just threw the teddy bear back.*

[ask-thesilentrabiddog]

Good morning lovebug, I hope you have a wonderful day! And don’t hesitate to step on Dazai if he upsets you xx

Thank you.

Hopefully, this day will be nice. I do have a day off.

I can not step on Dazai-san, he is taller than me.

[ask-nakajimaatsushi]

Can I also get a head pat? Not that it’s relevant but I’m 4”11(AND PROUD)👀👉👈🥺♥️

Sure! I think that’s a great height!

[ask-higucchi]

HI LEMON QUEEN!

Hello!

[ask-kenji]

Sweet dreams my beautiful and favorite ray of sunshine! Don’t let Dummy-Sama crush you in your sleep💛

thank you!!! you too!!

(also, i'm loving the nickname dummy-sama!!)

[ask-awkward-tsujimura]

HI TSUJI-QUEENNN💕💕💕💕

Ah, hi? Since when am I queen material?

I’m simultaneously flattered and don’t know how to react, but also feel like this is completely undeserved. My training didn’t prepare me for this help