I put Jesus in a bottle of tequila as a party trick. Him being in there made the bottle substantially lighter, so I have concluded that Jesus is a gaseous being that is lighter than air.
Ok so— Steve looks like the kinda guy to be double jointed. Anyone else think so? Like. It’s probably a weird ass party trick he has.
Idk. Maybe he can bend his fingers grossly, or his elbows/knees the wrong way. Or maybe he’s like me and can pop his shoulder in and out of place on command. That’d be pretty fucking gross.
Now I’m just thinking of Steve and Dustin putting on little shows for the others and freaking them out 😭
I can stack a bunch of quarters on my elbow like a big stack and catch em all at once, you know I went to a public high school we do a lot of dumb shit! 🤣
Sometimes a trip to swerve’s is less helpful than it usually is. Sometimes it hurts and it becomes a tad bit too much. Like when you’re eating cookies and you want to keep eating but you’re sooo full and if you eat more it will hurt your tummy so bad. But you’re going to be so brave about it.