#patpat theories

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Golden Ratio my beloved

fun fact : we've already seen golden ratio back at animation vs math, at the end, Eulers friends, so... theory. All of euler's friends will be what tsc's encounter in every animation vs educations.

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Mimic story in sb theory!!!!

Uh spoilers maybe…it’s been 3/4 weeks tho

Before I start, I wanna say that I don’t believe Tales From The Pizzaplex is FULLY canon.

Yes, Mimic does exist but I don’t think his backstory and personality from the TFTP is canon, maybe there’s some aspects that Steelwool put into game!Mimic.

The proof for this, is that game!Mimic is slow. When Cassie gets chased by Mimic, she runs but her stamina drops faster than Gregory and runs slower while Mimic is even slower than Cassie. And book!Mimic hunted a group of teenagers which are faster than Cassie and yet Mimic killed the group like it was nothing…

Another proof is in TFTP, book!Mimic rips people heads and limbs off and in Ruin, Mimic’s jumpscare shows him grabbing Cassie’s head to rip her.

But when you actually look at both Mimic jumpscare

It looks like he’s trying to wack Cassie on the head instead of trying to grab or rip her and for the Mimic jumpscare without the suit, it looks like he’s putting his hand on front to Cassie’s face instead of his whole palm.

I also don’t believe GGY is canon, I mean sure, amnesia is a thing and Gregory could forgot about what he did

but then again…him being NATURALLY good at computer tech and hacking doesn’t really match to SB taken from his dialogue…

“I don’t know, it looks pretty complicated…”

It’s not that complicated actually, it’s just so much memorizing.

OK! Now let’s get officially started.

Staffbot Silo/Post it room

In my theory on Mimic, I said he’s the one writing these notes, Vanny created him for the purpose of a physical body for Glitchtrap but didn’t work, him kicking Freddy out of the main system and Mimic spying on Gregory through the caution bots/Patpats.

I’ve also talked about Mimic is the one scattered the retro cds for Gregory to find and him waiting in the fake Michael’s living room for Gregory to come see him because Mimic wants to get to know him better.

And from what you guess on the title, I want to tell about Mimic’s story before SB and in the middle of SB but let’s talk about this first.

Specifically the language. In TFTP The Mimic, a young kid named David and book!Mimic decides to make a hand sign language for Mimic to communicate

and when their father wrote in of what the language looks like…it looks like the image that I just showed you. Hopefully! I dunno, I never read TFTP but from what people said, the writing is very similar to the wall code.

Since I said that Mimic’s backstory isn’t canon how does this work? Well I said Vanny could’ve created Mimic and she is very smart, Vanny could be also the one created that hand sign language for game!Mimic to communicate better. But why?

Because in Ruin, you reach closer to the underground, Grimic’s voice sounds less human and more of a bunch of words that stuck together and when Cassie meets the real Mimic, he doesn’t speak (other than “I’m Gregory”) so that’s why Vanny created that language and in the notes you can read that was talking to someone. Like this

Now, was Mimic got put in the endo warehouse?

Maybe. Maybe, after Vanny realized that Mimic is its own being, she putted him in the warehouse with the other endos and from their walk/run cycles, it looks like they have a mimicking feature of their own…that they able to copy the Glamrocks’ AI and the wall/door to teach them. My proof that Mimic was there.

This would make sense, in a way that Vanny is trying to make Mimic just like Glitchtrap.

So I said in the beginning, that Mimic’s run cycle is very slow and he doesn’t copy the Glamrocks’ or Gregory’s.

So maybe Mimic is a slow learner when he was in the warehouse and from the post it notes, his writing is progressing to be a more steady one. So he just needs to take his time on learning how and what is surrounds him and that causes him to be a slow learner (autistic robot real).

Vanny notices this and decides to move Mimic down to Staffbot silo so the employees won’t get suspicious about Mimic and to learn at his own pace and give a lifetime supply of post it notes to Mimic.

From the look of the room, Mimic has been in the Staffbot silo for a while and he has of a more developed mind but he is still a child, he just wants to be grown up.

Connecting Caution bots

While Mimic have been staying in the Staffbot silo, employees starting to get a little too close to the truth then Vanny kills them, with her recent action being the message “All staff meeting”. That also happened to Glamrock Bonnie.

He must’ve trying to investigate about all the strange stuff that happened like the disappearances of children and the staff. The question is who Vanny used to kill Bonnie? Was it actually Monty? Roxy? Prototype Freddy? Or Mimic. If Mimic killed Bonnie, he either gotten pressured or told to just “decommission” Bonnie by Vanny. In the end, Mimic able to connect to the Patpats or he already did get connected and they’ve decommissioned Bonnie because he got to close to the truth.

Which I wanna say that the reason why, Bonnie’s eyes stopped glowing when you deactivate the Patpats is because Mimic must’ve felt guilty about killing him and decided to connect Bonnie with the Patpats too.

The start of SB

Mimic saw Gregory at his stay in the Pizzaplex through the Patpats. Mimic watched Gregory a few times when he’s trying to be in shelter, Gregory must’ve been staying in the Pizzaplex for at least two days that Mimic gets curious about him and his behavior.

Sadly, that has to end when Gregory gets caught by Vanny or Vanessa BUT Mimic has a plan, he wants to help Gregory get out of this mess then Freddy had an error moment when he saw Gregory and Vanny/Vanessa in the crowd but then he had full shut down because something kicked him out of the main system. Mimic kicked him out. That distracted Vanny/Vanessa that Gregory able to get out of their grasp.

Mimic wants to know Gregory more so he can’t just leave then he knows how to make Gregory stay little longer. Make a scavenger hunt! That’ll keep him busy. Mimic leaves the Staffbot silo but when he got out, he crashed into a bunch of boxes

He tried to put boxes in its place but he doesn’t have the time do this right now. Mimic searching for something to use in the scavenger hunt.

Now the retro cds can only be found by using Roxy’s eyes and since the Glamrocks and Mimic is connected to the AR system, Mimic could have found a bunch of data that’s complied into a cd and somehow Roxy’s eyes can make it into a reality.

Mimic found the retro cds through the AR world and scattered all of them in the Pizzaplex for Gregory to find.

Fake SL living room

Mimic is staying in the fake SL living room while Gregory’s doing his 6 hour adventure. He’s been watching Gregory in security cams and Patpats through the TV. Why did I said he watching Gregory through the TV?

Because in ruin, we can see a security footage of Gregory and Vanny so there’s a possibility that Mimic can see Gregory like this too.

Now does Mimic just sit and wait for Gregory to come and that’s it? No. I’m sure, Mimic helped Gregory along with Freddy but how?

The messages

Throughout the game, you can collect messages in the shape of a duffel bag that can help you or for lore reasons. So how Mimic can send the messages despite that in game, you’re collecting them yourself? Simple, that’s just a game mechanic.

In one of Freddy’s unused dialogues, he mentioned about one of the messages on how to get to the catwalks. So in game, you have to collect the messages but in story, Gregory got messages at random times but in certain places. And there’s this one place where you get the “PQ 1 maint” message. The first message that Gregory founds out about PQ

The same place where you can find Bonnie in Ruin (I’m on the 10 images limit but you know what I mean).

If Mimic send all of those messages to Gregory then why he sent the message about PQ despite the arcade machine could free Vanessa.

Maybe the Bonnie and all Staff meeting incident made Mimic realize something that what Vanny’s doing isn’t good or normal. Maybe he wants to free Vanny because he knew something was wrong and the only way to do that is playing PQ but it didn’t exactly work…

(I think the “HI DAVE” and “Better Employees” message was a message misread speedrun send accident or Mimic thinks it would be funny)

A challenge message

Back to fake SL living room, there’s this message behind the TV and I said that the language was created by Vanny so ONLY Vanny and Mimic knows about this language but what if i told you Mimic1/Glitchtrap also knows about it.

When you think about the translation of the message, it sounds like a taunt, a challenge.

Taken from the quote

“Break and mend, i built the breath. They hunt now, drawn to life. Not real, still keen. And frit and fraught with thought and zest and gest no blunt woes. Dodge, duck, flash, shoot, crawl, run, crash the vile band. Cry not, try not, do not hold out hope, no. Your life, your aim will save those with soul.”

“I built the breath. They hunt now”

That would make sense for Glitchtrap because he built the virus and Vanny put that into the Glamrocks causing them to be aggressive. Obviously, this message is for Gregory but it’s not message…it’s a challenge. A challenge for Gregory. Glitchtrap is taunting him to fight through the night and destroy the Glamrocks which Gregory did just that.

But how Glitchtrap able write that challenge despite he doesn’t have a physical body? Mimic also got affected by the virus in which cause Glitchtrap to control him and wrote that message. So here’s what happened

Mimic was helping and watching Gregory through the TV then he got glitched and errors, he dropped his popcorn (yes, I think Mimic was the one who carried two popcorns and eating it) Glitchtrap took control and wrote that code then he leaves and Vanny founds him.

Vanny hides Mimic to somewhere below the Staffbot silo and that place is Freddy Fazbear’s pizza place, that’s where Mimic’s story ends and y’know how it goes next,

Gregory and Freddy goes to Fazer Blast and Vanny disassemble Freddy, Gregory plays PQ 3 and freed Vanessa and which also “freed” Vanny and they eat ice cream together with Freddy being a head and Mimic saw that and he’s all sad, the 3 star fam are gone for awhile then they came back with Vanny created MXES and modified the AR world.

Now here is the interesting part

A story about a Mother and a Son

I’ll tell you one thing…there is not a single mother and son duo in the FNAF franchise. So either the mother and son is most likely a metaphor or it’s about Vanny and Mimic.

“Now i will tell you a story about a Mother and a little boy who lived alone in a cabin in the dark woods”

Vanny and Mimic lived in the Pizzaplex which they hide in dark places and the animatronics there seems aggressive.

“There was a monster in the woods but the Mother caught it and kept it locked in the basement”

The monster is Glitchtrap. Tape girl and Vanessa tries to trap Glitchtrap in different ways but the one thing about tape girl, that she had the option to delete her audio logs that was used as Glitchtrap’s hiding spot but she never deleted them…

“The monster always made scary noises at night. But the Mother would tell the boy not to worry because it could never get out. Then she would sing the boy a lullaby to sleep.”

The virus affected Glamrocks is seen killing their targets through the Patpats, Mimic asked Vanny about the disappearances but she told him not to worry/gaslighting him to not think about it.

“One day, the monster stopped growling. Instead, listened and learned the lullaby.”

Glitchtrap watched Mimic and learned the language that Mimic communicates with and used it to write the message.

“The next day when the Mother went out to find food, the monster sang the lullaby from the basement. The little boy heard the lullaby and opened the door…”

When Vanny got “freed”. The 3 star fam came back to the pizzaplex and put MXES in the underground.

MXES who is oddly similar to Glitchtrap is now the monster luring Mimic to the underground and trapped him there.

But wait…

Did MXES lured Mimic?

From most people’s theories, Gregory lured Mimic there because Mimic wants to meet Gregory. But what if Mimic’s messages to Cassie IS true.

In his first dialogues to Cassie, that SOMETHING grabbed him and he’s under the raceway and when MXES first appeared, Mimic told Cassie to “stay away from that thing”.

Then when Cassie talks to Mimic in the Monty gondolas maintenance room, Mimic said this

“I’ll explain it all when you get here. That thing is back! I gotta hide!”

It’s the fact that Mimic sounds very genuine when he’ll explain about how he can see what Cassie’s doing and he called someone “that thing”.

Was he referring to himself or to MXES because it would make sense that MXES is physically near Mimic.

Now, the very last thing to talk about

The elevator ending

In the chase scene, Mimic kept trying to run to Cassie. Maybe the reason why Mimic knocked Cassie out of consciousness was because he was desperate to have company especially when Gregory said that he’s been trapped for really long time.

Then if Mimic cut the elevator (as in destroyed the conduit) either he didn’t think that the elevator would fall or he’s so desperate that he’ll let Cassie get hurt on the way down…but I think I’ll choose that first one.

Conclusion?

Mimic is so tragic actually…same thing with book!Mimic. Anyways

AlsoiheadcanonedVannycalledMimicJimmysoMimic’sactualnameisJimmy

This theory is helped by @chaosnightgal

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HOLLY SHIT YALL

PATPAT IS RETIRING FROM

THE GAME THEORY

I’m gonna miss him yall

legit

hope matpat has a good life with his kids and family

good by matpat

me will miss you

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Random Ruin headcanon/idea thing:

Since Glamrock Bonnie is still powered on through the wet floor bots, his programming is probably active in whatever general internal system the animatronics are all a part of, right?

Well since there's speculation going around about Cassie's dad being the technician that made the M.X.E.S. -- it having a rabbit-like form, it calling upon the other bots to find Cassie and stop her from deactivating the security systems, and considering Bonnie was her dad's favorite character -- I like to think the M.X.E.S. security program as we see it during gameplay is being controlled directly by Bonnie's programming, it seems like they're linked in some way.

Like since Bonnie still has power unless all the wet floor bots are deactivated, he's manifesting through the M.X.E.S. system since he can't physically function, and that's why it takes on the rabbit form when going after Cassie. And the other bots are definitely programmed into the M.X.E.S. system since Roxy and Eclipse both have security modules attached to them and answer the system's communications (Same with Monty and I think Chica too).

But because of the whole deception thing with M.X.E.S. appearing as a bad guy and its inability to speak/properly communicate, it comes off as another antagonist like the other bots who are just malfunctioning at this point.

OH AND ALSO since the Mimic thing and Helpi when corrupted by it keep trying to block M.X.E.S. from getting to Cassie, M.X.E.S. is protecting the bots from the Mimic's control which I assume corrupted Monty, Chica and Roxy in the base game. Maybe since Bonnie and Freddy were so close, Freddy wasn't affected in the base game by the Mimic because Bonnie was protecting him via M.X.E.S.??? Idk I'm probably grasping at straws here lol.

(Side note, I keep thinking of the wet floor bots as patpats cause of Dawko lmaoooo they'll always be patpats to me)

Now see if Foxy was also active in the system and we saw a fox-like variant of M.X.E.S.'s digital form, then I think it'd be confirmed. But I think his animatronic had been scrapped altogether since he doesn't have a cameo like Bonnie does. (RIP Cowboy Pirate Foxy :'D)

I truly don't believe Bonnie was JUST there for the sake of a cameo; I feel like the Steel Wool team and Scott wouldn't have included his animatronic at all if it weren't lore relevant. He ALSO wouldn't be powered on if it weren't lore relevant...

I don't mind if someone bases a theory off this concept but I can't be bothered to thoroughly research and all that for a headcanon lol.

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Paint My Spirit Gold

Dukeceit Week Day 2: Green/Yellow

Fans of the YouTubers "Deceit" and Remus "The Duke" Sanders start to suspect that maybe, just maybe, the two of them are more than simple internet pals.

AO3 Link: [here]

Word Count: 2187

Warnings: n/a

@dukeceitweek <3

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[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It features a watercolor-style painting of a snake. The snake appears to be made of melting chocolate, and there is a large bite taken out of its tail. Cherries and jam are leaking out of the snake at the bite wound. The snake's expression of horror is overly-exaggerated to the point of comedy. The caption reads: "liked your snake boi, @SerpenThyme. thanks for the inspo." /end ID]

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A notification ding cut Janus off mid-sentence. 

“Wow, someone left their cell phone on, so professional,” he said, giving the camera a dramatic eye roll. That someone was him, of course, because he was the only one in the apartment- just him and the running livestream- but that was no excuse not to be a drama queen about it. He finished wiping flour off his hands and grabbed his phone to silence it; but the notification made him pause. He flicked his eyes up toward the camera and gave a slight smirk.

“My goodness, I’m famous,” he drawled. “The Duke himself has graced little old me with some fan art.”

Most of the comments in the chat wanted him to show it, so Janus opened up Twitter to see the full post he’d been tagged in. It was a watercolor painting of the coiled-snake chocolate sculpture- lovingly named Jake by his viewers- he’d made for his YouTube video last week; it was wearing an expression of such comedic horror that Janus had to stifle a laugh. He flicked his phone screen toward the close-up camera on his counter so his viewers could see.

“How kind of you, Remus,” he said. “All of you should go scold him for what he’s done to poor Jake here.”

Most of his viewers would know he was joking- after all, they were the ones to nickname him Deceit when he provided neither a real or fake name for his online persona. They knew full well what he was like by now.

The oven timer dinged. Janus silenced his phone and set it aside.

“And our first batch of cookies is done. You know, why don’t we show the Duke some appreciation?”

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[ID: An Instagram post by user @SerpenThyme. The photo is an artistically-framed shot of a stack of sugar cookies with green, yellow, and pink icing. Propped up against the stack is another cookie, with an intricate icing-drawing of an octopus. The photo appears to have been color corrected to have high contrast, low saturation, and a dark vignette at the edges. The Instagram user @OctoDukie is tagged. No caption. /end ID]

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“You know, I have often been accused of actually being a little old lady, what with my fondness for knitted jumpers, rocking chairs, and incredibly fucked up murder mystery books. Today I am doing nothing to dispel this accusation, by making soup.”

The studio was dark and empty aside from Remus' workspace. Everyone else had left long ago, even his own brother, which meant that it was officially ass-o'clock in the morning (or, as most people called it, somewhere between 1 and 2 a.m.) But Remus was stuck in hyperfocus, honed in on putting the last touches on a commission that he'd been putting off for weeks. It's not that it was a tough painting- once he'd gotten started, it was actually a very creatively satisfying piece- but man, executive dysfunction could go suck a dick

“French onion soup, specifically. Because while I do like to pretend I am a classy bitch, I am also, regrettably, a lazy bitch with a distaste for anything that takes longer than one bottle of wine to make.”

Remus hated working in silence. It was stifling, almost suffocating. His brain needed noise like his lungs needed air. So when the studio had grown still and silent, Remus had flipped open his laptop and queued up some YouTube videos. 

“So we have here three pounds of onions that we need to slice up, pole to pole. You’re going to cry no matter what, so if you have any memories you’ve been repressing since middle school, now is an excellent time to dredge those up.” 

And if it happened to be 90% SerpenThyme videos, well. Sue him. 

“Now the first rule of caramelizing onions: fast and sloppy is always better than slow and thorough… at least, that’s what every man I’ve ever slept with tells me.”

Remus choked and glanced over to his laptop screen just in time to catch Deceit's trademark smirk directed at the audience just for a moment. It was the deadpan delivery that always got him. Remus could barely hold onto a joke long enough to get through it without cackling mid-punchline, but this fucker could say the funniest shit like an off-hand comment. 

He wiped his hands off on his jeans (what use were clothes if you couldn't use them as paint rags?) and pulled his laptop across the table.  He typed out a quick comment, citing the timestamp of the joke, and after it was posted, he shut his laptop. 

'Cause ass-o'clock was short for "get-your-ass-home-or-I’ll-kick-it" o'clock. 

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[ID: A screenshot of a YouTube comments section. The first comment is by user TheDuke, and reads: "10:42 wow, rude." The second comment is a reply by user SerpenThyme, and simply reads ";)" /end ID]

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Janus plopped down on the couch with a slight groan. He didn’t need to stream today, but he really hated missing days. Besides… he was fine. Really. 

He adjusted the camera until he was happy with the framing, and then checked the settings on his streaming software. Satisfied, he started the stream, and watched as his usual viewers rolled in. 

“What do you mean I’m not in my kitchen?” Janus drawled, addressing the chat. He glanced around with an expression of faux-shock on his face. “My goodness, when did that happen?”

He chuckled, and then gestured to his surroundings. “Yes, we are in my living room today. If you must know, my closest and most trusted friend tried to murder me today- yes, Virgil, it was attempted murder and nothing less- and I survived with nary a scratch… and a broken foot, but that is beside the point. Anyway, I’m not allowed to stand for long periods of time, and I may or may not be somewhat inebriated by pain pills and couldn’t stand even if I wanted to. So we are cooking from my couch today.”

Janus paused for a few moments to read the chat messages as they popped up. A few get well soon’s, a few theories about the “attempted murder,” Virgil- who moderated his chat for him- vehemently denying the “attempted murder” but otherwise refusing to clarify the event, and a large volume of wtf why are you streaming today, take care of yourself comments, which made him smile. But one particular comment caught his eye, almost lost amid the torrent of an active chat: wait this kinda looks like the Duke’s living room?

“Oh, VampSuga,” he said, addressing that commenter in particular with a slight smirk. “I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about. Anyway, since I can’t reach my oven from here, I thought some no-bake cookies were in order. For these you will need-”

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[ID: A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The text reads:

“VampSuga: Ok ok hear me out. Dukeceit. 

Starstruck96: who?

IneffableSnek: lmao

FeralBeauYasha: lol

VampSuga: Deceit and Remus Sanders! They’re totally dating. I will die on this hill. 

FeralBeauYasha: Isn’t the duke w/ PatPat?

IneffableSnek: no thats his brothers bf

FeralBeauYasha: ohh

VampSuga: Did anyone see Deceit’s stream today? I swear that’s the Duke’s livingroom. 

StarStruck96: idk that seems like a stretch

IneffableSnek: no wait i kno what u mean

IneffableSnek: im watching the duke’s old videos and that one where he shows off all his old weapons he’s in a living room kinda like deceit’s 

FeralBeauYasha: They were acting all cute on twitter too

VampSuga: DUKECEIT”  /end ID]

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"Hey guys, been a while since you've seen my face and not just whatever my hands are busy with, when it's within YouTube's terms and conditions I mean. They used to be way more lenient…" Remus trailed off for a moment, then shook his head sharply and plastered on a grin. 

"Anyway! In June me and a few other creators did a fundraiser for the Trevor Project, and y'all smashed the goal, so I let you decide what video I'd make this month." He paused, and gestured to the mountain of clothes piled behind him on the bed. "And you had so many juicy ideas to choose from, but you decided to dress me up like a Barbie instead."

Remus paused to scroll through his phone for a few moments. "Ah, ok, here we go. Twitter user YoonIsMyCat- oh, BTS, nice- sent in this first outfit. Uh… future Remus, put up the post here somewhere." He gestured vaguely to his right. "Y'all went with either a fuckton more clothes or a fuckton less clothes, which I respect. Apparently this outfit is called…” He squinted at his phone. “Amish chic? I take it back, no respect at all.”

Remus cycled through the outfits his viewers sent in, which ranged from the aforementioned “Amish chic” to “2008 rave attire” to “ok now you guys are just fucking with me” (which consisted of one of those big puffy snow coats, lime green in color; booty shorts with the shrug text emoji across the ass; fuzzy pink boots; and a yellow cowboy hat to top off the whole thing. It was awful. Remus loved it.) The mountain of clothes on the bed gradually became a mess of clothes spread across the floor instead, until there was just one outfit left. 

“Ok so Twitter user VampSuga sent me this outfit that I’m gonna call ‘sexy librarian.’ I couldn’t find this exact sweater online, but-” he paused for dramatic effect, before brandishing a sweater toward the camera like a bullfighter. “My boyfriend had something that was close enough.”

Remus hopped up from the bed and switched off the camera so he could change.

“They’re going to lose their minds,” a voice drawled from the doorway. Remus threw his shirt at him.

“Shoo, I’m getting naked.”

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[ID: A Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It features a selfie of YouTuber Remus “The Duke” Sanders, a Hispanic man with his hair dyed green and styled into a spiked mohawk. He is wearing a yellow knitted cardigan over a black button-up shirt. He is grinning widely at the camera. The caption reads: “my viewers pick my outfits! now live on youtube. go see what i look like as a sexy librarian!” /end ID]

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DukeceitStan

first and only dukeceit shipper ig

DukeceitStan

wow there’s so many of you now! Hi!!

DukeceitStan

i want this to be canon so bad omg

DukeceitStan

i mean just look

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how 

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[ID: A series of three gifs featuring Youtubers SerpenThyme, aka Deceit, and TheDuke, aka Remus Sanders. Deceit is a black man with long, dreadlocked hair, and vitiligo patches along the left side of his face. Remus is a Hispanic man with green-dyed hair styled into a mohawk, many ear and facial piercings, and tattoos covering both arms. Each gif is edited so that the highlights are tinged yellow when Deceit is seen, and tinged green when Remus is seen.

The first gif depicts a close-up shot of Deceit’s hands as he carefully decorates a cookie with green and yellow icing. The cookie art he is working on appears to be a half-finished octopus. The gif then fades into a mid-shot of Remus, with his back to the camera, facing a canvas. The canvas is blank, and Remus appears to be laying out paints on a table to his left. 

The second gif depicts Deceit seated at his couch, facing the camera. He has many ingredients spread across his coffee table (including oats, cocoa powder, and butter) and appears to be in the process of laying out several more. The gif fades to show Remus seated at a similar couch with a similar coffee table in front of him. The camera is angled slightly downward to better show the myriad of knives spread out across the table. Remus is gesturing wildly with a morning star held in his hand. 

The third gif depicts Deceit in his kitchen. He is pulling on a bright, yellow knitted cardigan, and smirking toward the camera. The gif fades to show Remus in his bedroom, seated on his bed. He is holding up a similar-looking cardigan toward the camera and grinning. /end ID]

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“Remus, it’s almost two in the morning. Come to bed.”

“I’m coming, sorry. Twitter distracted me.”

“Mm. I can’t believe the bird app is more distracting than I am.”

“You should try harder.”

“Come to bed and maybe I will.”

“Ok, ok, I’m coming. Hang on though, is it cool if I post this?”

“Sure. They figured it out anyway.”

“Sweet. Ok, Jannie, I’m coming.”

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[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It reads: “Dukeceit is canon.” /end ID] 

[ow7]

AGHAM

ganito pala kung manampi ang síkat ng

umaga sa uma-umaga ko ring pagkurap.

pagdilat, kaagad ay haplusin at tignan mo,

gumuguho nang marahan aking mundo.

kung saan ang gripo ng Pagsanjan

o kaya'y batya ng Lanao at Balinsasayao

ay umaapaw nang pagkarami-rami

patungo sa ganitong pitumpong porsyento.

patungga-tungga sa hinayang, sinayang

ko lang ba ang sandakmal na hanging

pinilit pagbaklas-baklasin para matunaw,

magunaw o mabuhay nang paulit-ulit?

sabi sa aklat, narito raw ang koneksyon:

sa umpisa'y sumabog daw ang panginoon

at naging uniberso, at sa gitna nito ay tayo—

binuong pumipintig, sa huli'y humahandusay.

kasakasama sa paglakbay nitong munti,

patpating daliring pang-guhit sa lalamunan.

kaparehong daliring hinahaplos ang iyong

kamalayan. minsan tila'y may pakpak ka,

minsan tila'y may pangil, o apoy, o bagyo.

siguradong pumipilantik nanamang kay bilis

ang aking sentro. ramdamin mong saglit.

lumulumbay ang puwang ng iyong kariktan.

sa katapusan,

ang nagwasak ay siya ring bubuo.

at sasabihin sa'yo ng nanay mo,

anak ka ng big bang theory!

at sasabihin mo,

hindi ba't lahat naman tayo?

[fuckmatpat]

Matpat newest fnaf theory ...oof I just need to rant on this for a second like micheal is the crying child that makes sense but like hes a cyborg? Like there's a substance in the games called remnant that's explicitly stated to be able to revive the dead and yet he thinks the only way micheal could have survived is if he was a cyborg something at least in way patpat is talking abt it doesn't exist in fnaf just like....I'm just rly mad abt this

Oh Dont You Know? Matpat Doesnt Give A Shit About In-Game Canon And Only Applies Real World Logic:tm: To His Theories

(See also: the Sans is Ness theory saying that if Ness went on doctor Andonuts’ machine and went back im time or smth, he’d lose everything organic about himself only leaving his bones, despite the fact that bones are. Organic matter as well. Or smth like that. Yno)

[hiimtheproblem87times]

Wait.. Oh..?

[eggsbenedictafton]

Things My Parents Have Called Youtubers

Markiplier:

"Mark-uh-plee"

"Murky-plee"

"Mark-ee-man"

"That internet man"

"Moustache guy"

Jacksepticeye:

"Septic man"

"The other internet man"

"The green man"

"Septic Irish man"

"Potty-mouthed Leprechaun"

Pewdiepie:

"Poopie pie"

"Angry video game man"

"Swedish pug guy"

Matpat from game/film theory:

"Nerdy man"

"The guy that takes it too far"

"Musical theatre man"

"Patpat"

Dan and Phil:

"Gay"

[owlturd-remade]

i actually started playing ddlc like tonite but Uhhhhhhhh matpat should just stick to like,,, fnaf theories and not touch anything else

djcnng kinda. matpat when he was actualy making good theories and not theories for shock value. pwease not everything is from a different video game!!!! i dont like that bc as an original creator myself i hateeee hate hate when ppl tell me my ocs look like another character or something similar so like. imagine what these people feel after putting their heart and soul into an original game and some guy like patpat says "i think all these developed original characters with their own stories are from a DIFFERENT GAME and i think thats what you wanted us to think" like...... no not everything is a wave to a different series!!!!!! but also i feel like once matpat makes video on ur game u belong in a hall of fame or something bc congrats ur popular enough for someone like him to make a bs theory on ur work of art

[laryna6]

Concept(s): Frankenstein is pretty much purring around Rai.

He enhanced humanity’s natural psychic abilities and senses, which were evolved in the context of nobles and contracts were awesome to have. 

Biochemically, we react very differently depending on whether or not a touch is wanted (attack vs. affection/bonding). Becoming more sensitive meant a heightened reaction to criminals trying to mess with his head - instead of maybe not noticing until too late, his brain very much noticed and was grr GTFO/very aggressive because the magnification meant a probe felt like a strong assault?

However, positive, wanted, affectionate mental contact would also get that sensation magnification factor. Especially for someone starved for emotional bonds. So Rai gives a careful *patpat* and Frankenstein goes kneely because it is very good/just what he needed.

Human souls aren’t shaped by genetics: they’re products of us observing ourselves, so they’re formed by our observations of ourselves. When a lot of people’s self-opinions are very inaccurate... This means that human souls are fluid and can adapt to do new tasks/get new powers (observe different things in different ways) in ways noble souls can’t. Frankenstein would be aware of this and using it to give himself new powers.

Frankenstein’s soul is also observing Rai, and with the bond that helps keep Rai alive because he’s helping observe Rai into existence. This is also why Dark Spear still exists - even noble soul weapons need a host who is awake/aware and capable of observing them, and they’re suited to that kind of existence while humans are adapted to an entirely different level of reality. 

Purring apparently helps cell growth and healing? When Frankenstein feels/observes Rai, it gives Rai’s soul more reality and with it more ability to observe himself into existence. I don’t think he knows he’s doing it in canon, but since feeling Rai = feels good, there’s a reward that’s encouraging a naturally fluid soul to expand in that direction/do more of that thing.

I have another ‘why is Rai still alive’ theory that ties into ‘where do non-pureblood nobles come from’ and is why Seira is inwardly nope at anyone having a bond that co-dependent (except maybe for life support, hence her not bringing it up normally) in Bonded. If they’re tight(ly bonded), human and noble souls kind of mingle together - red, blue, purple. When the human dies, they kind of get snapped off at where that mingling begins (blue-purple boundary) because noble souls hold together better. However, nobles need to be themselves as a matter of survival, and with the human gone they notice that there’s bit that isn’t them (before they would have regarded it as part of the human, so what is this purple thing, they didn’t agree to bond with it) and so it gets rejected/snapped off.

These human-noble hybrid souls are less good at quantum observation than purebloods because the fact that instead of optimized for it, half of them is... what got semi-randomly generated by a lifeform that exists on another plane of reality, and they’re not as fluid as humans because of both the noble component and the fact that they’re not being generated by a brain so they need the soul to stay in a configuration that can observe life or else.

Over a long enough timespan/enough instances of sexual reproduction, you would get natural selection going on - there are nobles that were born of non-purebloods’ contracts, and contracts with those nobles. However, they’re not going to outcompete purebloods because purebloods are optimized for their natural environment, while pureblood/human hybrids would end up optimized for the boundary between physical and quantum reality.

Humans are physical being that create quantum projections, nobles are quantum beings that create physical projections, Hybrids have a body that’s ‘real’ enough that the hologram doesn’t dissipate when they die, there’s an actual corpse usually, but can’t stay alive and functional without a soul observing it into working, and a soul that’s a bit unstable without a brain observing it and. Well. Is off. And inherited some traits from the human donor’s soul. Almost always tentacles (the better to hug you/consume your radiating energies with my dear).

Rai and Franken are, at this point, mostly purple. They’re observing themselves into being two people, but if they die the world is getting a Noblesse spawn that is half-Franken and will almost certainly have gotten his adaptations for maximizing energy efficiency and part of why Lagus moved up his timetable was the desperate hope that maybe the bond was still weak enough that when Rai died the holy terror might not have the power to observe any fatal compatibility problems into fixed and be stillborn.

[closedspeciesdrama]

Wow that's a very clear answer that's not at all bullet dodging. Just come out with the truth, and stop leaving us in the dark otherwise we're gonna keep making theories over here. //puts on tinfoil hat//

patpat

[hiimtheproblem87times]

Theory time!

seen this poll?

(My boi Victim got Disrespected, Violated Lmfao)

lets focus on VICTIM'S POLL Look at it.

Correct me if im wrong but i did a lil research and went through all the playlists & went through the Split Ep. Thumbnails

(AvA Series & Avg Reactions)

See any Similar thumbnail to Victim? No?

Right. There's never a thumbnail about it. So im Theorizing that Victim's Poll picture, COULD POSSIBLY BE part of the Upcoming AvA 12 Episode thumbnail.

i did analyze the pic that Victim is next to Agent & Ballista (VICAGEN- 🤯🤯)

(Listen, this is just a theory, im stupid ok but i focused EVERY Episode & Thumbnails & HOPE TO ALAN THAT This could be RELATED TO AVA.)

[hiimtheproblem87times]

how would you react if Vic won at the end of AvA 6?

and let’s say he wins and it just focuses on him since he was the first stick

what do you think

Oh my..

Sure! They're my fav character lol thank you for asking!!

if he actually won i would be suprised, confused but im focusing "what will they..do after... Everything they have done..?" i've been thinking about this since april.

• I would be going like

"What would they do after.."

"think about the Mercenaries"

"Would there be a mini series about them??"

• what do i think?

Alan always added plot twists. So sometimes i would like say

"Victim won, but they lost everything they loved."

If Victim actually won, something needs a sacrifice, it cannot balance that way.

so... what if they lost the Mercs, the Workers, the Fame.

All their work.. gone... for a Cursor.

(ANGST WOULD ACTUALLY GO HARDER THAN I THOUGHT, I WOULD FEED MYSELF, I COULD EVEN FEED THE VICAGENT FA-)

Anyways this is all i thought about Vic Winning, Hope you Understand !!

[hiimtheproblem87times]

AVGeo SPOILERS UP AHEAD !!! ⚠️⚠️

Two Monsters... breaking a Box...... hmm..

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[hiimtheproblem87times]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

IF ITS VIC DUE TO THE GREY SHIT COLOR, I WILL FUCKING LOSE MY MIND, I WANT/NEED AGENT PLUSH SOOO BAD SO THEY MAKE OU- /j

I WISH TO BUY YOU WHEN YOU ALL ARE RELEASED UGGGHHHHH