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instilled with world ending rage at bbc light entertainment
#i hate paul#i genuinely wish death upon paul#i hope paul sees this post#i hate you so much paul#paul is a little fuck#the traitors#bbc traitors
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hey do you guys like dedf1sh
#my art#splatoon#side order#acht mizuta#marina ida#splatoon paul#im not entirely a believer in the acht / paul sibling theory but i do think itd be funny as hell#like dude you forgot your brother man. what the fuck#although i guess it could still work it seems like octarian society is way fucked like maybe they didnt interact much to begin with#anyway. all my faves are my little fashion dolls#you guys like they/them tummy? you better
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The thing about Paul is that he is legitimately kind of unhinged in his willingness to throw himself into physical danger and risk getting hurt or killed in a fight that matters to him.
The way he goes NYOOM the second he realizes that Duncan is about to fight a fuckton of Sardaukar. No shield no weapons no plan no hesitation, ready to take on the most fearsome soldiers in the known universe in his pajamas. And he would have if Duncan hadn't locked the door.
Fly through a sandstorm because it's the only escape route? Never done it before but sure. Crawl under a moving harvester the size of a building with chompy bits on the end? Worst plan ever, let's go. Bait the ornithopter gunship into shooting at him so his crush can blow it up? It was his goddamn idea. Hide quietly when the Harkonnen soldiers show up during the eclipse? Oh hell no, he is looking for a way to escalate that situation immediately. He just killed someone for the first time like yesterday and did not enjoy it. But as soon as the Harkonnens are there he is ready to throw down.
The absolute trapped raccoon energy of him just grabbing the knife blade when Feyd's trying to stab him the second time, because it's probably over but he's not gonna make it easy, and maybe that gives him the extra second he needs to pull his own knife out. That teeth-gritted look he gives Feyd when he is on his knees, beat to shit, two stab wounds, blood all over his face, and is still like bitch you THOUGHT you could out-crazy me.
Like many things about him, it's a double-edged blade. Because it's what wins him respect among the Fremen, that he's willing to go to the front lines and not afraid to take risks. It's the most potent expression of his fierce protective streak, that he'll jump into danger to defend those he loves. And it's also fucking terrifying. It just adds such a chaotic energy to all the other ways that he is scary, that he doesn't just command armies of fanatics and have the power to make the Emperor of the Known Universe bow at his feet, but that this blood-streaked feral little gremlin might show up personally at any moment and stab you in the neck.
#he has the perfect temperament for guerrilla warfare no wonder chani fell in love with him#dune#dune part two#paul atreides#i fucking love that he is just a little bit nuts#(in this specific way in addition to all the other ways)#i hope they get to do some of the more unhinged shit from dune messiah like the bit when he's flying the ornithopter while [redacted]
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#the one with the safe distance fucks me up a little btw#beatles as textposts#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#george harrison#ringo starr#classic rock#beatles#richard starkey#brian epstein#george martin
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more of these because they're really fun to make
#i made myself giggle way too much with the ezekiel one#i love that fucked up little guy so much#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#text post memes#text post meme#nightmare time#nmt#perky's buds#ezekiel#ezekiel (nmt)#black friday#frank pricely#lex foster#the hatchetfield ape man#professor henry hidgens#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#richie lipschitz#richard lipschitz#stephanie lauter#my favourite genre of these to make is steph demolishing anons actually
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// jrwi riptide 111 + nerdy prudes must die (??) spoilers
i’m eating well this weekend
#new riptide was soo funny i lol’d 😊#and NPMD was so good omfggggg#mariah rose faith makes me feel things#also the little emma and paul cameo was so cute#also i’m like. NOT caught up on hatchetfield lore so it was a ride#jrwi riptide#jrwi fanart#gillion tidestrider#jay ferin#jrwi chip#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#paulkins#jrwi riptide spoilers#art#fanart#lavrose art#ALSO NO ONE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING CLONE HIGH HANDS
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"New year, new me?" I mumble, clutching a sheet around myself as I exit the morgue
#Eighth Doctor#Doctor Who#Paul McGann#Every year since 2015 I feel a little closer to understanding his level disorientation#Who am I?#like fuck babe I feel u
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dancing around in circles until my little feet fall off
#the beatles fanart#ringo starr#john lennon#george harrison#paul mccartney#the beatles cartoon#MY LITTLE PONY BEATLES LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! love those guys
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you guys ever think about how Emma was so elated to see Paul during "inevitable" that she didn't notice his heart wasn't beating. cause i think about that a lot
#tgwdlm#paul matthews#emma perkins#starkid#hatchetfield#paulkins#the guy who didn't like musicals#like she was right up against his chest#sure she didn't get a whole lot of time to notice or pay attention to that but#usually chest warmth and a slight hum is the FIRST thing u notice when hugging someone that's taller than you (sincerely - a 5'3 little guy#which means she was so happy to see him it didnt get to hit her that he was fucking dead#pixie talks#wow been a while since i made my own post good evening everypony
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Ok ok ok
Hear me out. Brain decided to think what would Saxton Hale be in ur MLP tf2 au ok? And i my brain just went
Brain: “he should be an ali-corn”
Me: but he is Australian, Australia is on his blood he should be a hypofripho
Brain: “he would be the biggest and buff ali-corn on the world”
Me: “that has sense”
And now i just cant get the mental image of an big and buff ali-corn Saxton Hale with australia as his cutie mark and still Australia in some part of his body
What u think about this???
That's a nice thought, but I already made my mind about Saxton's species and the whole mess about alicorns, sorry😭
Saxton is too buff to be a griffon, so instead he is a minotaur
Both Administrator and Miss Pauling are unicorns but here's the thing. Australium in this AU gives the creatures some of the alicorns's abilities, such as longevity, and in the end of 6th comic the Administrator used the whole australium in order to fully become an alicorn and complete her mission
Though australium probably can make an alicorn only from a pony, for others (such as Red Mann and Blu Mann, who are diamond dogs) it just gives longevity
#but some buff alicorn saxton sounds so fucking funny to me#lmao#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 fanart#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp#mlp fim#tf2 saxton hale#tf2 administrator#tf2 miss pauling#crossover
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no but ryo paul debut is actually making me care about paul as a character for the first time because holy fuck if a white darry & japanese american paul dynamic is not supremely compelling in terms of 1960s oklahoma race and class tensions
#the casting of the soc boys in terms of race is sooo deeply interesting to me#especially with what henry said in one of emma’s vlogs about like when he plays a greaser his character is allowed to show his latino side#through little costume details and such#but when he plays a soc the character is very much white-passing#and like there are very clearly and intentionally no black actors playing socs#so paul being visibly japanese american is SO fucking interesting#both in terms of like the myth of the model minority and also like#the idea of this japanese american kid from a successful family 20ish years out from world war ii#his parents were almost certainly incarcerated during the war#something about an american dream narrative#someone talk to me about this#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#outsiders musical#paul holden#ryo kamibayashi
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so dndads live show St Paul! idk how much of this is a spoiler for anyone else going to shows so I'ma cut here!
we had!
- so many gay people in the audience that as I was walking in to the venue I said to my friend damn this is like a pride parade and a bunch of gay people in front of me were like TRUEE
- a live performance of both! dead and gone and rocks rock! it was so incredible. Beth and Will both POPPED OFFF!!!!!! they were so cool oh my god. and Freddie fucking shredded it on the electric guitar it was so sick.
- silly St Paul themed dad facts plus Ron just uhh thinking all manual labor is called a hand job.
- the people royally fucking up the dice roll (not my fault I was in the balcony I cannot be held responsible)
- the people absolutely manifesting the complete improv prompt as the live show topic. and all of the cast going into mourning over it (will fell to his knees on the stage so dramatically it was so funny)
- the cast deciding to do a DND game with their characters! Starring: Will Campos as Henry oak as Mr Chris (later Dr Chris), by the book health inspector! Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson as Darryl, ex football quarterback now accomplished priest searching to remember all 10 commandments! Beth may as Ron stampler as Nor Relpmats, doctor (the best health inspector of them all)! and Freddie Wong as Glenn Close as Glenn The Closer, weed enjoyer moonlighting as a health inspector relying on his gut! Anthony Burch as Patrick as Patrick the shit (among other characters)!
- the audience not being able to stop being horny when giving suggestions for what their location, bad guy, and theme were gonna be (bdsm dungeon, just a guy from the audience named Patrick, and a 10 commandments dildo)
- an abundance of flashbacks and one single flashforward
- butt spanking competition to get past the second door (it is a bdsm castle ig)
-mr Chris tests to see if the floor has been cleaned recently and thinks it hasn't. Glenn the closers gut says it's fine but Mr Chris says if he tastes some of what's on the ground he'll be able to tell better. Glenn the Closer bites his fingers and Mr Chris is into it.
- Mr Chris finding a dead cockroach on the ground and revives it using CPR and mouth to mouth (Anthony is the cockroach and also when will tried to fake the mouth to mouth yelled DO IT PUSSY so yeah they actually kissed like twice at least) and revived it to ask about the cleanliness of the floor and found it not very.
- none other than paeden bennets on the second level, who Darryl proceeded to obliterate with a holy football. I'm not lying (not before asking how Patrick the DM knew about their friend Paeden who was long dead and us getting a lively npc on npc scene by Anthony of Patrick meeting Paeden and getting punched in the balls and saying "I'll never forget you")
- Test by the health inspectors to see if the blood of paeden would get cleaned up. all of the soots from spirited away came in with little mops to clean it and cleaned all the party. Glenn rolled to see if he's into it and got a 9 but the crowd gave inspiration and he got a 6, which is 69 so he was and wanted to stay there forever with the soots. Henry as Mr Chris used his persuasion to get Glenn the closer to leave the soots by saying that whatever they're doing he could do it better. because apparently they're ex lovers now. (Anthony yelled something about Will wanting to kiss another boy)
- Flashback reveals that they were highschool sweethearts but were going to health inspection schools on opposite sides of the US and were talking about how their relationship would progress from there when Mr Chris' secret lover barges in and informs them that they're pregnant and he's the father! Glenn the Closer gets upset and asks what happened and Mr Chris proceeds to another, extremely graphic, flashback where Ron the doctor commentates the uhhh conceiving of said child. and Glenn is understandably upset at the graphicness of this explanation about being cheated on. They end with bitter words, stating they're now nemesis in health inspection.
- Nor asks Mr Chris how long it's been since he saw his son Patrick. (not since birth lmao)
- they go up to the final level, find Patrick using the commandment dildo, on the 8th one I think, and upon seeing his absent father run in and ask "are ya winning, son!?"gets extremely turned off. he understandably asks what he's doing there after being absent his whole life. Mr Chris explains that he's finally ready to be back in his life, with his husband Glenn the closer, and his newfound belief in Christianity from Darryl the priest who's really good at football.
- Flashforward to Mr Chris and Glenn the Closer living together and apparently "they're bougie enough to have their own priest" so Darryl lives with them too. Nor comes to visit and we see the commandment dildo hanging above the mantle.
and that's that on that.
#this is incomprehensible#i guess thats what you get from improv lmao#it was so fucking funny tho y'all i had such a time#huge shout out to the entire cast for being so cool and coming to my state first#did i drive 4 hours to get to st paul and am i going to have to drive another 4 hours to get back tomorrow#yes#did i spend a lot of money overall on the tickets and the gas#you know what#it just be like that sometimes#dndads#dungeons and daddies#glenn close#darryl wilson#ron stampler#henry oak#glennry i guess???#i mean its also just the age old story of fucking your friends through dnd tho#also shout out to my friend who came with me having not listened to any of dndads besides the animatics ive sent and my rants about the plot#like it truly experienced so much with so little context
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Makes me sooooo Mentally Ill that bit at the end where Stilgar says "we await your orders, Lisan al Gaib" and then they cut to the guy this massive crowd of people are awaiting orders from and it's a bleeding, exhausted teenager on the verge of tears who definitely needs medical attention and can't even look any of them in the eye out of shame and horror for what he's about to do . like. I can't articulate it but. this absolute Mess of a guy. this injured child. this is your leader. to whom you're asking permission to start a terrible war. and he says yes. he doesn't even want to fucking be there. we await your orders. I feel sick.
#dune#dune part 2#paul atreides#it's the cut from this massive army all ready to go fuck people up to their leader that they'll obey ANY command of even the most terrible#and said leader looks like a scared little kid#yeah something is mad wrong with me
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Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney and George Harrison at Friar Park, recording footage for the Beatles Anthology, 1994.
#george I love you#he is me after every social engagement#it's been lovely having you here now fuck off#the only part I don't love about this its that it's nearly 30 yrs later and george isn't here#anthology george is the best#annoying little brother george#george harrison#paul mccartney#ringo starr#the beatles#the beatles anthology#1994#javelin's gifs#javelin's gifs: george
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wow i hope valery makes more normal fanart-- WRONG beatles saw trap au 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲
#the beatles#my art#THATS IT I WONT TAG THESE MEN#genuinely came from a convo with a friend we couldnt stop laughing at the idea of ringo being billie#and george just fucking laying down in the center of the room the entire time while paul and john panic#also lost my shit looking at the real billie doll because i didnt realize he just wears little sparkly red shoes
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Richie invites Pete’s family over for thanksgiving which is how Paul finds out that his nephews best friend is Ted fucking Spankoffski’s brother
#in my mind this happens when Pete and Richie are like 8#Richie’s like ‘oh your parents aren’t around that sucks you should come do thanksgiving with us!’#when Paul sees Ted he has to restrain himself from saying ‘what the fuck’ in front of the kids#like the main reason Paul and Ted are stil friends is because Ted would die for his little brother and Paul loves the hell out of his nephew#it becomes a once a year thing where Ted gets to actually see Paul be happy and Paul gets to see big brother Ted instead of hornybastard Ted#richie lipschitz#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#spankoffski bros#tgwdlm#npmd
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