#peg tables

[tswwwit]

I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.

It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!

No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.

A henchmen.

(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).

[mx-heinous]

POV: You're Pennsylvania

[dingostrash]

Men get pegged, if you even care

[thetypingpup]

Have you watched the Bouncy mv making video? Cocky Seonghwa around 5:08 😵‍💫 when the Aries in him jumps out just phew

ngl i was more focused on mingi's slutty outfit, yeosang, and san throughout this whole video but that tongue omfg

[sluttimetm]

Nothing ruins a date night quiet like food poisoning

[dutybcrne]

Unless Kaeya is completely comfortable with the person, he would never actively want to have sex with someone facing them nor from the front. The last thing he wants is for them to see/feel him like that, especially if fully undressed

[toonfinatic]

I love traditional animation because saying things like "yeah i'm a bottom pegger" "he's a top pegger" is completely normal

[mariusperkins]

February Fic Round Up

I’m back!

First up, my usual update to Fiction Is For Fools (f@tt, currently at 15k, sfw), Hector’s pov this month as he catches sight of Heard on the Bluff City shore. Yearning’s not just of Heard!

If friends at the table gives me even a glimmer of Clem I must write about her, and so we’ve got a key awaiting a lock (f@tt, 4k, sfw), in which Clem decides that of course Gucci must be the answer to the problem Perennial has presented her with.

For those of you who watched Glass Onion and felt the call of ‘a ship with two characters who don’t interact’, I bring you some post-movie, let’s-try-and-fix-our-lives-up Whiskey/Peg: social media strategy for the unknown (glass onion, 10k, sfw)

Aria makes an EP for the Chime while Jacqui tries not to feel jealous about it in ice cream changes (f@tt, 1.7k, sfw)

And we close out the month with Five Temporary Crushes of Ernestina Pickman (f@tt, 2k, sfw), a quick five things fic where Pickman is immune to knowing when people are flirting with her but isn’t immune to getting crushes

[ashmp3]

when you hang out with someone and in the beginning u don’t know what to expect, u are getting to know them and THEN you overhear their friends talking how they act so differently (used the words relaxed talkative and giggly) around to you… that’s a slay if i ever knew one. i’m just so glad to hear that lmfao bc i was so comfortable too so WHEWW 🧘🏼‍♀️

[constanzel]

Help i’m having impure thoughts 

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Her husband has filled the house with man cave propaganda, to keep it real she fucks me on his La Z Boy recliner.

[nitewrighter]

86 and 99 Terraqua >:]

Send me a trope mashup!

86. I didn't mean to turn you on.

99. Magical accidents

Used to Aqua being the level-headed one of their trio, Terra becomes startlingly aware that Aqua is actually really hot when she's pissed off--and... okay, maybe he might have a bit of a thing for strong, intelligent, beautiful, blue-haired women yelling at him. He really doesn't mean to get her angry the first couple times, but somewhere down the line it's likely he unconsciously picked up on a couple of her triggers and maybe one or two of them might have slipped out while he was trying to explain himself.

It's all fun and games until someone inadvertently casts Meteor.

[vee-is-a-clown]

Ok so another story about the homophobic dude because he's so.. weird...

He saw some think lettering on an assignment that we were doing for social studies and he legit says, "These letters are as thick as Obama's wife!"

We all ignored him because we wanted to let him leave with his dignity but he wanted gratification.

A bit later he says, "No seriously, Obama's wife is super hot. I would smash her."

I look up at him and ask to please change the subject and he says, "What? I thought you were into that kinda thing."

Ok so he's wrong on several different levels

He refers to Michelle Obama as her husband's wife. Never throughout the conversation did he call her by her name.

He sees everyone ignoring him and decides to double down.

He thinks that because I like girls, I'm not uncomfortable with him talking about how he would bang a 50+ year old woman.

My dude really needs to chill

[the-faultofdaedalus]

would be really funny to make a relationship chart for all the relationships in aos currently (couple eps into season 3) because its just ward at the center with "hates and wants to kill" lines between him and literally every single other person

[stormxpadme]

I just realized this next smut oneshot is unintentionally going to be a lot kinkier than planned.

[viciousewe]

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