#phil swearing

[aterribleinfluence]

you'll never guess what i finally finished!! enjoy!!

this is dedicated to the anon that sent me an ask requesting this video, I hope you enjoy it!!

[sluttycinderella]

this was the most fun i’ve ever had i like you but not that much power bottom like actual soulmates daddy wants a bit more simmy are you my angle you’ve got the grippy are we gay did we fuck phil lester you’re a genius remote crisis manager a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you voldemorts pretty fit to be honest the bar is there to strap i’ll erroneous you later have fun at work sweetie do you not know my fucking quote they’re wrestling it was more than just romantic ours actually face each other thank you to my fiancé full time internet homo do you want to see i am phil trash number one that’s the plan you’ve got a personality phil loves golf with friends the knight of wands

[evermorepeyton]

i love that dan’s like we may share a life and a job and you’re the one person i choose to spend all my time with and buy a house with and go on tour with and have vacations with and tell my every thought to but THREE COMPLIMENTS? like……. back to back? what is it? 2009?!

[amid-fandoms]

when you looked over your shoulder, for a minute i forget that i'm older

[hingefreelester]

Thats danisnotonfire right???? Not some Daniel Howell thats ye old dani snot isnt it? Isnt it?? The ”OHH MY GOOOD” throws you back doesnt it? Im not losing it?

[oldphanny]

Me: *gets home after tit*

Family: "Oh hey! How did the show go?? Is that merch, what did you get!?"

Me: "umm no it's nothing... you wouldn't get it"

[phrumbs]

may i interest u in them holding mini dans and phils........

[bitchslapblastoids]

Never change king of word choice

I look like someone that you’d buy drugs from at a Walmart carpark in Florida

I look like a passaround party bottom in Miami

[xuxudio]

i'm glad no one was home because i screamed when i realized just who grabbed each bouquet

unreal

[thistooisphanyuri]

Dan Howell as Aphrodite (1893) by Adolf Hiremy Hirschl 🧡🌊🌓

[manchesterau]

dates with dan and phil

[fromemotoangel]

have dan and phil been trending for three days straight??

[fer3112]

"maybe dnp can't go because of the language barrier" Please! We are watching dnp in the same language as you, we are interacting with the phandom in the same language as you. I promise you that all of us who are asking for the tour can undestand them perfectly so stop being condescending and treating us like toddlers when we are speaking two languages and you can only speak one.

[amid-fandoms]

they shared a bed… they shared underwear… whats next a last name?

[red-enby]

i made this at 2 am

[teenwolf-theoriginals]

i laughed way too hard at this scene. #pedal!