#phil the reaper

[nothinggirlcomic]

Reaper Meetup

bonus

[yepmimix]

i like to think reapers tend to intimidate people upon first meetings (often unintentionally) its part of that good ol reaper charm. something about their mere presence just makes people's bodies freeze up.

[royalarchivist]

Mr. Reaper: I was looking forward to have a nice conversation with you.

Phil: WHO ASKED, MAN? Who asked! Wtf. What makes you think I want to talk to you? Also, if your idea of talking is spawning zombies on me and then laughing, I don't think I want to talk! I think I'm good actually, I think I'm good. I think I'll pass!

Kristin:

[rakkuntoast]

they're actually co-workers they themselves told me

[finnitesimal]

only thing worse than missa being kidnapped is missa leaving voluntarily

Guhgh

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Missa: I heard that people sometimes call you the "Angel of Death." Why is that?

Phil: Ah, it's probably because of my wife.

Missa: Your wife?

Phil: Yeah! I'm married to Kristin, the Goddess of Death :D

Missa, a grim reaper, currently raising a kid with Death's husband: I Am Going To Lose My Job

[razberrypuck]

was figuring out a design for qphil and he and bbh not showing their faces* has spawned a series of headcanons in my brain

*in my designs of phil and bbh specifically

[grinning-reaper-black-pearl]

Give Eggza flowers to get diamond blocks!

Pac absolutely will not do crimes with this. He's far less concerned about this allegedly being caused by Phil eating Cucurucho cookies though!

[purpurussy]

wanted to play sims 4 to celebrate the birthday boy but the reaper event is completely broken and it's annoying me so bad i can't play rn until they patch it :(

[iolypse]

I need to write a fic where qmissa, chayanne, and qphil all celebrate día de los muertos (day of the dead) and spend the whole day cooking and decorating altars, sharing stories and such, and tallulah and qwilbur come by with an absolute shitload of marigolds to celebrate with them

[cosmic-d1ce]

Idk if the fml au is loosely pre, post, or during current lore, but assuming Phil was captured a bit before Cellbit's recent attempt at catching Cucurucho's attention, did his attitude/actions around/towards Phil change at all after getting personal experience in being hunted down, tortured, and powerlessly trapped (albeit only briefly)?

Its somewhere around current lore so Cellbit is doing all of this research and stuff around Cucurucho

So Cellbit knows about Phil's experiences with Cucurucho and the code thing at this point

And a few weeks into Phil's imprisonment, he starts "hallucinating" because he's been in a blank room alone, no sleep, hardly eating, all that

I mentioned it before in a post idk which one but Cucurucho starts watching Phil in his room. Phil has been such a prominent protector for the eggs, he's fought off the code god thing multiple times, he also tried to fight Cucurucho the first time it came to him

So Cellbit sees this and having been tormented a little by Cucurucho himself, he's a bit jsnsjsn about it yk? But Phil becomes sort of an experiment for Cellbit, he sets up cameras and heat sensors etc. He's dying to talk about it to someone but he can't bc he doesnt wanna throw forever under the bus

But Cellbit is pretty sympathetic and does try to help Phil, he takes him out, says hello, convinces him to sleep, etc so cucurucho might go away, or at the very least, Phil won't have to think about it. He's already got a yandere on his back he doesn't need ominous entities haunting him at the same time.

Phil has been stalked and haunted pretty much his entire stay on the island and it would definitely continue through his imprisonment and Cellbit would be very interested in it

[oheck-trainwreck]

Taking fashion cues from a father figure of death

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

She IS pretty cool from what I've heard and seen :D!!! She's very awesome, and I think that she's uhh swag :]]]

your parents are.. certainly interesting!!

WAIT YOU AREN'T INTRODUCING ME AND BOO TO YOUR MUM ARE YOU?? *nervous pacing around core*

– tubbo.

[ooc notes; tommy blogger.. I. I think you should yap in the tags more. Like NOW!!! /silly]

I MEAN I COULD 🤗🤗 do you want to meet my mum :)) do you want to meet my mum :)) do you want to meet my mum :))

It would have to be over altar unless she visits 🤔 but she isn’t a ‘give me your most sentimental possession’ type god, honest 🤗 just maybe a cup of tea or a plant :) mum likes plants.

[qsmprambling]

I like thinking of like, random ideas and trying to figure out how it would be implemented in the game itself, and one stuck in my head today is a player getting a perma-death wound or something, but Bad's reaper job let him go and sort of guide them away from actually dying (very much just barely breaking his reaper code- they're not dead yet, but they are so close he probably shouldn't be involved, but he can't bring himself to let a friend die without trying)

And I just got this mental image of the scenes of that limbo area being pre-recorded and played by the admin for the specific players involved. But the reason it is pre-recorded is... the videos are dubbed in the language of the streamer.

So like, in Bad's video they are both speaking English, but in the other person's video they are both speaking French or Spanish or Portuguese

Because this is an afterlife of sorts and the language barrier doesn't exist (there would probably be a line like 'wait, Bad, how are you speaking x language?' 'I'm not, it just seems that way here')

It would be a huuuuuuge amount of work because Bad doesn't speak any of the other languages, but can you imagine how cool it would be to see? *^*

I also imagine this would be a one off thing cause RP-wise the powers that be would never let Bad pull that stunt again, and meta-wise the work to make it happen just wouldn't be feasible.

I dunno, fun and silly ideas 😆

[qsmpcensusbureau]

why do they call this shit RandR i am fighting for my life out here

[crimesublime]

My cringe take is that the reason q!Bad has it out for q!Missa so much is because he's that universe's incarnation of Death and wholeheartedly believes Ph1lza should be all over him instead send post