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phosphorus-noodles · 1 year ago

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#:3c #pho.posts #april fools #boop #april fools day #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k #these numbers mean Nothing to me anymore...#100k #<- CRAZY. CRAZY THINGS HAPPENING

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phosphorus-noodles · 1 year ago

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

#head in haAAANDS #pho.posts #I’m sure the mentally ill tumblr community can relate?#1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k #100k #<- WOO !!

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phosphorus-noodles · 3 months ago

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making some kind of connection here

#hmm #pho.posts #skizzleman #hermitcraft 10 #hermitblr #1k #5k

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phosphorus-noodles · 6 months ago

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joel wanted the last thing he does in that "horrible, horrible world" to be seeing if his own trap works (it didn't) and i'm crying

his wives are so mean to him

#MEAN TO HIM #pho.posts #wild life smp #wild life spoilers #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #geminitay #trafficblr #1k #5k

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phosphorus-noodles · 7 months ago

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WE'RE SO BACK.

#i made this edit last time. good thing i kept it #pho.posts #boop #halloween #halloween boops #boop o meter #1k #5k

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phosphorus-noodles · 6 months ago

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so uh. how are we feeling guys

#HELLO ??#welcome back spanners. i guess #pho.posts #wild life smp #trafficblr #mumbo jumbo #skizzleman #1k #5k

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phosphorus-noodles · 7 months ago

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never understood angry dads yelling at sports on tv like "OH COME ONNN HOW DID THEY MISS THAT ?!" until today

#my bloodsports...#pho.posts #wild life smp #trafficblr #life series #AAAAHHH #1k

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phosphorus-noodles · 1 year ago

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how do we feel about a cis girl using he/him pronouns

#hypothetically #having that good old gender crisis cycle again #or maybe I’m just peanut and haven’t realized yet #pho.posts #anyways.#1k #<- cmon man 😭#5k

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phosphorus-noodles · 6 months ago

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proud of you king <3

bonus:

#sorry mumbo. good job jimmy #pho.posts #wild life smp #trafficblr #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #saw the first reel jim made going around but not the update from yesterday. so <3 #i love you jimmy. he's so funny dhfjsdhfjd #and mumbo mention <3 #1k

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phosphorus-noodles · 9 months ago

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personally my biggest dream is to have a post become so viral it changes tumblr's vocabulary forever because then when i say my silly little words like sadful no one can tease me for it because guess WHAT idiot that's what ALL the cool kids are saying now hey wait where is everyone going guys wait please come back i promise i'm cool and normal guys please hang on wait

#a memoir:#pho.posts #i really am just doing anything to avoid working on ochem notes at this point

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phosphorus-noodles · 10 months ago

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wait that's so funny.

#you got what you deserved joel.#idk how to write an image id for this so i'll do it later dhfsdfs #pho.posts #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #jizzie #1k #5k

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phosphorus-noodles · 4 months ago

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being a life series major will have you saying the dumbest things while reading. like lysine spotted. glutamate mention. norepinephrine reference. c'mon now

#this is getting ridiculous #pho.posts #1k

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phosphorus-noodles · 7 months ago

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