#100k

[beardedmrbean]

[lesbiacebian]

[abraxas-calibrator]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[voyagerprobe]

mr krabs's license to kill expires tomorrow

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[nosebleedclub]

Tell me a soft memory

[isabellaofparma]

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

[hydaen]

aminals

[kai-teaa]

tumblrs cardinal sin is being tumblr

[princessmo]

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[wongbal]

[ID: 1. a tweet by @/theyregayjim who has star trek's captain kirk as their profile picture. the tweet reads "my boss told me i looked like i watched star trek and then as i was leaving she said "may the force be with you... wait no it's live fast and get fucked or whatever" and held up the hand salute. so i guess it was a good day at work"

2. an image of spock doing the hand salute with the text "live fast and get fucked or whatever" at the bottom. /end ID]

(ID by @whatsyourid thank you!)

[abraxas-calibrator]

[ubercharge]

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[robotslenderman]

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