#phoenix online

[liimonadas]

randomly rememebered a very silly maya content creator AU i came up with like 2 years ago. its just dumb fun haha

[lopsaii]

Ace attorney has been eating up my summer so might as well post the doodles

[phoenixyfriend]

something something one of those those "Jango falls for Courtesan/Stripper/NightclubSinger/TrophyWife!Obi-Wan" AUs...

But instead Obi-Wan actually being a sex worker, he's undercover and still a Jedi, and either:

They split ways and run into each other a few months later with Obi-Wan in full Prude Beige Knight mode OR

The situation goes pear-shaped while they're still flirting and Obi-Wan has to break cover to grab a senator and jump out a window and suddenly this half-dressed glittery Person is batting away shots with a lightsaber and there's a bratty twelve-year-old who ALSO has a lightsaber threatening people with I Will Eat Your Liver if they keep staring at his dad's ass just because the sequined sheathe dress tore in a sexy place

[aro-culture-is]

Alloaro culture is wanting a similar word to qpr for a committed partner you have sex with sometimes that is not romantic: qpr isn’t right because it has the word platonic in it.

hi! in a very gentle way, i am vibrating to let you know this is incorrect :)

from the POV of someone who's been around the aro community since ~2013-2014 on tumblr, the only time i've seen folks start to say that qprs couldn't include sexual components has been when

they've learned an incorrect definition of QPRs, or

in one particularly notable case, the individual proposing it turned out to be quite sex negative and upset at the mere thought that people could think that qprs could include sexual activity. this individual suggested an alternative term for individuals desiring sex in QPRs in a rather explicitly alloarophobic measure. when gently called out from what had seemed to be a genuine attempt at coining a new term, the above came to light. smaller cases of this pop up every once in a while, but this one got some notoriety.

queerplatonic was always meant to mean "queering the idea of a platonic relationship", "queering the idea of what a relationship means", and by explicit definition, has always been broadly and radically inclusive. any relationship, so long as the partners involved agree it is a queerplatonic one, is queerplatonic. no exceptions. this can mean it involves romance, sex, traditionally platonic elements, and anything and everything those involved desire out of it.

tldr; the word platonic is in queerplatonic to say it is counter to the idea of a restricted "platonic" relationship.

[woolydemon]

not now klav, bruder's cyberbullying

[ghostedtea]

pdh aphmau should’ve been way less normal then she was. like, girl was homeschooled AND chronically online. she was probs a tumblr girly too

[horsegamergirl]

I was like: "I'm going to wear COLOURFUL tack with this new horse!" and then I immediately put him in black and white

[pandoriasmostwanted]

No one probably cares except me but I love this body type on Phoenix she looks buff as heck

[adelaideoldburg]

Clydesdale

The Clydesdale is a Scottish breed of draught horse. It is well-muscled and strong, with an arched neck, high withers, and a sloped shoulder.

Belle aka RoseBelle

Mare - Adult - Dapple Rose Grey

Betty aka BigDream

Mare - Youngster - Light Bay Sabino

Dragon aka DragonFire

Gelding - Adult - Black

Iroh aka FlameFather

Gelding - Adult - Black Extensive Sabino

Philippe aka LoveRunner

Gelding - Adult - Flaxen Chestnut Pangare'

Phoenix aka FireBird

Mare - Adult - Black Sabino

Royale aka RoyalGuardian

Stallion - Adult - Dark Bay Sabino

Expect extreme bias out of this one. I love drafts as many of you know and this breed was one of the first drafts that came out after I got lifetime so again I have sentimental attachment. BUT I do believe these guys still hold up! The gaits are all still pretty solid particularly the trot which is very fancy. The FUR! This breed is so cute and fluffy looking I desperately want to pet them. They are perfect and I will take no criticism of them.

10/10

[jeremiahthefroge]

16 episodes deep and I'll say it if nobody else will, early mcd is actually like PRETTY fucking interesting in the way it blurs lines with letsplay vs roleplay and the story is actually pretty solid here. Also, all the weird 4th wall shit regarding the NPC mod is really cool and I completely forgot about ANY of that stuff, so I don't know if any of it sticks around later on.

But also, I've reached the bit where Aphmau's in Brightport looking for the missing lord and talking to Azura, who claims to have grown up with Garroth and known him forever and I'm like... isn't the whole story there that Garroth was a rich boi important boi in O'khasis and then he ran away to dodge his arranged marriage?? Wouldn't Azura be like... a big threat to his ability to stay hidden? I wonder how all that is addressed later on, if at all. Don't tell me tho, I'm looking forward to finding out again. The bright side to having completely forgotten about this show for almost 7 years means it's like watching it for the first time again.

[first-blight]

. . . i'm too aro for this

[longdeadking]

i think everyone is overloking the fact that the seven year gap perfectly lines up with covid. i know we're all a little tired of it and writing about covid can be hard and depressing but CONSIDER. on top of all the other shit phoenix is dealing with he also has to be in lockdown

[faithfulcat111]

I've been taking advantage of being at my parents and unable to work the last two weeks and still being too emotionally devastated to do anything creative by having an X-Men movies marathon with my mom and playing through a new storyline on SWTOR (my controller is packed away, so no AC Valhalla rn). I never have played a Sith character and it has been cathartic to just run around wily-nily and kill people and evil laugh along with it. I took over a cult. Did lots of ghost-punching. And my master tried to kill me (per usual) and is now haunting the body of my favorite monster 😔 . Don't worry, we are working on freeing him.

[yourfriendphoenix]

Hello Tumblr today I bring you socks I crocheted based on my OC named Sock. Tomorrow? Who knows

[aro-culture-is]

aroallo culture is feeling lowkey unsafe around aces you don't know online because it's so fucking common that ppl are like "hell yeah sex is disgusting and gross and people who do it are evil" and see nothing wrong with it whatsoever and think they're so cool and progressive

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[rainbow-on-a-cloudy-day]

OBJECTION!

The statement contradicts the evidence!! *gestures wildly at the whole franchise