#pickles the clown

[nuclearbyproduct]

Okay so here are some heights because I am still feeling so bananas about the Carnival.

The Ringleader: 6'1

Patches: 5'0

Emoria: 5'5

Pickles: 5'11

Grumpy: 5'8

Chuckles: 6'0

Happy: 5'4

Peony: 5'3

Cinnamon: 5'4

Lorenzo: 6'1

Franco: 5'10

Wurt: 5'10

Doc: 5'11

[cherryblossom6609]

New oc😄

[circusclowne]

i am coping.

[z0mbugs]

⛓️ METALOCALYPSE PHONE CHARM PRE-ORDER ⛓️

i am back once again with silly charms for that one metal cartoon, but with more characters this time!! :) this will drop alongside another run of my dethklok slumber party charms, just in case people missed them the first time :’)

🕸️ these will be dropping 8/5 , and will be sold through my ko-fi! i will reblog this post once they’re open with the direct link to the listing , but my ko-fi is always linked on my page!!

[ladyinthebluebox]

i'm starting to sense a certain pattern here...

[jezebelletauralene]

Mtl charms and sticker wips

[softchonk]

List of Metalocalypse characters based off of how much I'm beefing with them:

1. DOCTOR ROCKSO.

2. Literally no one else I hate him with an all encompassing burning flame

...

3. All of the Dethparents except Tyr and Nathan's dad

[dragkingsrule]

Ina Pickle, Norwich, UK-based drag king

Image sources: 1, 2, 3, 4

Artist links: LinkTree, Instagram, TikTok

[hey-august]

i feel like buggy's the kind of person to split a jar of pickles with you as a late night snack

you walk into the kitchen in the dead of night and there he is, standing in front of the open fridge

still bleary eyed, absolute bed head, oversized and stretched out t-shirt, boxers, fluffy slippers, and an open jar of pickles in hand

[toki-is-the-king]

“GUYS. What are big naturals and why do people say I have them?”

“Dood…just promise me one thing- just promise me you won’t get ridda your tits.”

“Uh. Wait what-“

[tdutb]

based on a discord conversation that was had in the trophy fan server

silly thought we had: OJ had 0 dress codes at the hotel and was fine with it, but then started noticing more and more things and started implementing rules (that progressively get more targeted at Trophy) one of the rules was no Jessica Rabbit cosplays (obviously targeted at Trophy) so guess what the next post is gonna be :}

[heytheretimbo]

cinnabun the clown is here to make you depressed and addicted to opioids 

[naturetoddler]

My room !! 8/24/24

[circusclowne]

redraw!

[z0mbugs]

🕸️ SHOP NOW OPEN 🕸️

this includes the metalocalypse phone charms pictured above, as well as a second run of my slumber party charms due to popular demand!!! grab em while you can!!! thank you!!!

[basu-shokikita]

Kloktober 2023 Day 11

Horror Movie Crossover

A few years ago, I was reaaaally into the It movies so I decided to pay homage to that part of my life by making today's entry a crossover between Metalocalypse and It.

I thought the iconic scene where the Losers defeat Pennywise would fit perfectly for this 🤡 Enjoy some clown bullying!

The guys stared at each other with fear and concern, sweat and dirt dripping down their faces. They had always hated him, for pretty mundane reasons, like, you know, the way he spoke and everything he fucking represented. He fucking sucked. They wanted him to die. So the last thing they expected was for him to turn into a huge spider with fucking creepy-looking legs and everything. 

They had never expected that clown to turn into a real monster. But Toki, ignoring everything they said, had given him way too much cocaine and he shapeshifted into his final form or whatever. What kind of stupid movie was this? 

Why were they against that fucking clown?

“Dr. Rockzo wants k-k-k-cocaine!” That stupid asshole clown yelled, crawling closer to them with his disgusting white legs. “Give me cocaine or I’ll k-k-k-eat you alive!”

“We don’t have any more cocaine!” Nathan yelled back. “Toki gave you everything we had!”

“K-k-k-oh, no!” Rockzo feigned sadness before a grin spread across his face. “Guess you’ll have to k-k-k-do!” 

“What does wes does?” Skwisgaar asked, one arm wrapped protectively around an injured Toki. 

When Rockzo started losing control, Toki had tried to calm him down, only to be propelled backwards by one of the cocaine-stained legs of the clown. He was still conscious, but he needed medical attention and fast. 

Pickles shut his eyes, ignoring the piles of dead Klokateers around them. They were on their own now. “Dere’s…dere’s more then one wey to make som’one small.” He said, before opening his eyes again. 

“What?” Murderface grimaced in confusion.

Nathan’s gaze was on the ground, on the rubble at his feet. He frowned, trying to remember. “Make him believe that he is?” He stared at Pickles.

Nodding, Pickles let out a “Yeh” before returning his eyes to Rockzo, determination overcoming fear.

“I’m Rockzo, the rock and roll clown!” He announced sinisterly as he loomed closer. “And I do cocai-”

“Not to us, yer not.” Pickles said. “Yer just a clown.”

Rockzo stood still, taken aback by the response. Seconds after, he tried to go for Nathan, unclenching his jaws to eat him.

“You’re just an annoying clown.” Nathan glared at him.

“The-” Rockzo stammered, then glanced at Skwisgaar, trying to attack him next.

“A useless clowns whats no ones loves!” Skwisgaar exclaimed, his hand gripping Toki’s shoulder.

“Just a dumb whores…” Toki added, with the little strength he had left. 

“A feckin’ creep!” Pickles shouted.

“A good for nothing clown that can’t even make people laugh!” Nathan took a step forward.

“Your muschik fucking schucksch and scho doesch your outfit!” Murderface pointed an accusatory finger.

“K-K-K-No!!!” Rockzo covered his ears in pain, morphing into a bag of cocaine, then a razor, then back to himself. “I do cocaine!”

They briefly glanced at each other. It was working.

“Your voice makes me want to kill myself!”

“Yer a kid diddler!”

“You have no perschonality!”

“Everytime I looks ats you, I wants to frows up!”

“Freak!”

“Failure!”

“Aschole!”

“Uglies!”

“Bad friends!”

“K-K-K-Stop it!” Rockzo cried out, visibly shrinking in size.

“Holy shet, it’s worken’...” Pickles said in shock before shaking his head. “I mean, clown!”

“You’re just a fucking clown!” Nathan yelled.

“A-And we hates you!” Skwisgaar nervously peeked at Toki who seemed to be in and out.

“People are embarrassched to be scheen with you!” Murderface spat.

“Ahh!!” Rockzo shut his eyes, in denial. “Cocaine!”

“Clown!” Pickles gestured at the guys to keep going and, soon enough, they were all repeating it. “Clown! Clown! Clown! Clown! Clown! Clown!”

As they kept their chant, they witnessed thee transformation, amidst cries and pleas from Rockzo. The eight spider legs slowly turned smaller until they disappeared, his torso grew back, his head diminished in size and he acquired his regular limbs. He was human again, naked and covered in some translucid goo. 

“K-K-K-Cocaine…” He bleated pathetically.

“Fucking disgusting.” Nathan commented, grimacing over the sight.

“Kick his ass!” Pickles exclaimed, and it was like a warcry.

At once, they all started delivering kicks at the cokehead, even the wounded Toki. Hearing Rockzo whine in pain was so funny. Especially when he begged them to stop, because it only prompted them to kick him harder.

God, they fucking hated that clown.