#picrew links in replies

[demilypyro]

5 year winner of the "technically a Vulcan" award, the Earth-born mixed descent junior lieutenant D'emily has twice that many notes on her file for reckless negligence and impulsive behavior. Her medical records are private, but some ensigns suspect she's hiding Klingon ridges under her bangs.

[crimeronan]

Are there any picrews of your OC's as kids?

i made some Ages ago, but i can't remember if i ever posted them and they're too far back in my camera roll to find, so this was a good excuse to make some new ones >:3

later i may do the same with one of naylissah's picrews bc hers have more Black features and compatibility with dark skin in general, so i could do a more accurate devin and ruby. but in the meantime!

on the left is them at age 12ish, on the right is age 15ish (a Turning Point in life for all of them):

[permababy]

me aww da time fow weaw

(pt: me all the time for real)

[ritz-writes]

rlly wanted to put these side by side ;w;

look at ussssss

@novelcain MMMWAH

[starglitterz]

LOVEY-DOVEY ♡

a valentines cafe event by starglitterz.

𖹭 WELCOME TO LOVEY-DOVEY !

feel free to browse our special valentines menu and place your order with our host, lady kira! <3

( selfshippers welcome ! )

𖹭 SET 1: HEART EYES 4 YOU !

1A : send in a character + a valentines date idea & i'll write a short drabble for you!

1B : send me a description of you & your f/o's relationship dynamic + a picrew/art of you both, and i'll assign you a cute valentines date with a short drabble to match!

𖹭 SET 2 : LOVE POTION #9 !

( x reader only ) — send me a character & i'll write a short drabble on how they asked you out for valentines!

𖹭 SET 3 : LOVE IS IN THE AIR !

( selfshippers only ) — send me a description of you & your f/o's relationship dynamic + a picrew/art of you both, and i'll create a small moodboard for you + three songs that i think suit you!

RULES ♡

i accept requests from the following fandoms : genshin impact, blue lock, love & deepspace, windbreaker and haikyuu. honkai star rail is also accepted but i'm not as familiar with the characters.

i will be accepting submissions for this event from 14th – 16th feb 2025. any later and your ask may not be answered.

for selfshippers, do be as detailed as possible with your submissions! i'd love to hear more & it also makes things easier for me :)

i also accept oc x character for the selfship sections, just follow the same instructions but w your oc!

i will prioritise mutual requests but i will get to everyone's eventually.

i won't be responding publicly to your asks, i will make a separate post with your request in it and send you the link through private reply / delete your ask after the request is complete.

REQUESTS ♡

ryekaji︱kaebii︱danmei︱haiying︱ayato︱gorou︱thoma︱kaeya︱xiao

quill says : i was luxuriating in my pink bubble bath when this idea struck my head like lightning! please do participate, i wanna make new friends & also i haven't hosted an event in a while so it would make me rly happy if you joined!!! this is my first time opening a multifandom event on this blog but it's part of me trying new things this year so do bear with me ^_^ i hope you have a lovely valentines ily all MWAH <3

[fallen-london-oc-qna]

Pinned Post + Blog Info

MOD NOTE: Blog on pause for a few months! Be back in ~August?

What is this?

We post question prompts for talking about your original characters for the Fallen London universe. People can reply or reblog to answer the prompts for their characters, or check the notes to find out more about other people's characters.

The aim is to post two prompts per week. Each prompt post will contain multiple questions or concepts to discuss. You don't need to answer everything on the post if you don't want to - the various questions are intended to provoke thought for your answers, or give ways to elaborate in more detail.

See below the cut for more information:

Why QnA?

There are two main goals for the blog!

First: sharing OCs is a really fun part of the fandom, but posting information about your OCs, or introducing new characters, can be hard to do, especially for people new to the fandom. The posts here aim to serve as easy ways to talk about characters, without the pressure of deciding what to talk about or the anxiety of making your own posts for it.

Second: There's a lot of cool OCs in the fandom, and not nearly enough time to find them all and learn about them. The hope is that QnA posts will serve as a way to find new characters you didn't know about yet, or to learn more about the ones you already know.

How to join?

Easy! Just reply or reblog a QnA post with your response. You can also make a new post of your own if you want, though consider linking back to the prompt and/or tagging as "fallen london oc qna".

Responses can be handled however you want. Want to write them in character? Including art/picrew designs/moodboards/etc.? Just a simple bullet point list instead of full sentences? Go wild!

There are no skill requirements for responding. You don't need to respond to every post - feel free to skip any you don't feel like answering. There are also no time restrictions, so if you want to post 15 responses in a row 3 years late, you can do that.

General etiquette

As a general rule, be respectful and polite to other people. Do not be rude or antagonistic in the replies - take people's posts in good faith, or make use of the block function if necessary.

Be sure to credit and source things where relevant. If you post a Picrew image, share the link. If you include a commissioned piece of art, credit the artist. If you're posting a moodboard, take the time to check if the images are free to use. Don't use AI generated content.

In summary: be kind, be mature, and support your fellow creatives.

Other notes

We accept suggestions for future question prompts via asks. Any suggestions will include credit - include in the ask if you want credit anonymously or under a different username. Suggestions will likely be rephrased for consistency.

The plan is to post twice per week, but this may change in the future, depending on supply of questions, etc. The posting may also be inconsistent based on moderator health. Patience is appreciated!

Questions will be tagged for spoilers if directly relevant. If a spoiler tag is missed, send in an ask and it'll be fixed ASAP. Responses may (and most likely will) contain spoilers, so tread cautiously if you're avoiding those.

Credit

Currently, blog is run by @reliably-derogaffectionate.

This blog is unofficial and is not affiliated with Failbetter Games.

Header image and blog icon are both official art from Fallen London - the Lodgings header image and the Ambitious Barrister icon, respectively.

[wolfwashing]

я так давно бегу, что не знаю от чего

HELLO EVERYONE! my name's Irinei Lukyan Vulkov! But please call me Irinei or Lucky. I love nicknames!

I'm Anya's intern on the Tulapr... I love talking tp people but I am a little shy and learned English only about 7 years ago, so please forgive me :(! I think that's all. I hope I make friends!

— OORP / OOC 🐾🦴

HI IM MOD / ADMIN ^_^ ill drop some facts about the guy, tagging system and notes !

🐾 : facts

He uses he/they!! The nickname Lucky is a joke about them being unlucky... THEY'RE A PROUD SLAV!!! macedonian & russian [siberian], born & raised in Strumica (Macedonia) til age 12, when he moved to Russia. Specifically Yakutsk. Has a heavy Slavic accent which he hates.

He's 19!! He wanted to be a vet, but his father called it useless so he decided to be med. Would cry if you ask him about vet or animal healthcare stuff (I may be giving you ideas)

Very shy but once they warm they're stuck to you for LIFE.

🐾 : notes

I'm 16! Preferbly no nsfw, jokes are ok! English is my fourth language & where I live it is not spoken at all outside of class, please be understanding if i make mistakes... </3 i used a picrew, I'll drop the link

I have horrid memory issues, I'm not ignoring you. Adding on, I am a busy person. I'm a highschool student for interior design, I take debate, and home issues, i may take more to reply I'm very sorry!! My timezone is CET.

The last time I had a rp account was in 2022 on quotev. So sorry if this is incoherent LMAO 😭 I am an active roleplayer tho, dm me for rp examples?

🐾 : tags

#🐾 irinei says: — irinei's posts

#🐾 digital pawprint [oorp] — my/admin posts

#🐾 playtime! — rp posts/starters and etc

#🐾 dawg? — asks, answered

#🐾 that dog in me — irinei facts or lore yay!

[hae-meto]

About Commissions (test-running)

Hey everyone. I'm opening a sort of test-run commission to see how the entire process goes. This will determine pricing and whether or not I would use a site (ex. kofi) to open commissions in the future!

(Will be using paypal as payment and email as a source of contact. I will see how this works and change methods in the future if it's not desirable.)

🩷 I love doing: anything emeto, illness-related, whump, soft scat, omo, etc

✅ For: OCs, 2D fan art, any genders

❌ I can't do: real-life people, 3D fan art, NSFW, hard gore or scat, furries/animals, mecha, anything I am not confident in I will let you know!

Currently only offering sketch-like drawings with basic coloring! (please check samples below) The pricing is for this specific test-run and will probably change in the future

bust~half body : $12 USD per character

full body : $17 USD per character

Samples & info under the line 🤍

Some important stuff to mention:

I only take paypal. I will send you a link to my Paypal and will start the commission when I receive the payment. 

The commission will take no more than a week to finish (in the rare case it goes over, I will let you know beforehand)

Timeline: Request commission --> send/recieve payment --> start commission --> send draft (can end here if no revision requests) --> request/recieve minor revisions --> send final draft w/revisions

After I send you the final drawing, you can request revisions once. (cannot request change in pose or anything major. Can request small changes such as change in eye/hair color) 

No specific background requests please! If you request a specific area (ex. hospital, school, etc), I will try my best to describe it but It's not going to be perfect

I plan to post the final work on my sns with a commission's watermark. If you do not like your commission to be posted, let me know when you request it!

If you have any questions, let me know via my contacts below

Send Request via:

Email: hae.commissionrequest@gmail.com

Twitter: @hae_meto

you can contact me on tumblr, but I'm going to be a little slower!

I plan to take about 2~3 request atm. I will reply if I take the request!

Please include the following information in your request: Type: (bust, half, or full body) Character information: please attach images! Can be from picrew or any other sites. Also let me know what clothes you want them to wear. If not specified, I'll draw the clothes on the image or from my imagination (lol) Also feel free to explain a little bit about the character so I know what to aim for. Details: Please describe the situation or pose. You can be as specific as you like (with references pls). I'll try to match it to my abilities. also include any lines you want the character to be saying!! You can also be as vague as you'd like (ex. anything emeto) and I will go crazy with whatever I feel fits with your character lol (I will give a $2 discount with this option)

Here are samples with their prices:

Bust~Half body ($12)

2 character bust~half body ($24)

Full body ($17)

2 character full body ($34)- that's a lot of money wth

(also can do diff poses of the same character like this!)

I'm so nervous wtf

[fmajorenthusiast]

POST THE COLLAB, KATIE

AHAAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSS!!! (THIS IS ALSO POSTED ON JEANI'S TUMBLR SO YALL GO CHECK IT OUT THERE TOOOO!!!)

WHAT THE ROCKY HORROR CHARACTERS WOULD DO ON TUMBLR!!!!!

Frank: Frank posts shitty poetry that he writes meant to be a tribute to the TRAGEDY OF THE TUMBLR TITTY BAN. He recites it while pole dancing and/or just general thirst traps. But his content somehow never gets flagged, and he is so fucking insulted by this, it’s a badge of honor that pictures of somebody’s lawn has recieved, but not yet him? What does he have to do? He’s constantly getting asked along the lines of “CURLY HAIR ROUTINE ASAP” or “makeup tut please <3<3 “ and he will reply with a single product or just like a zoomed out pic of his bathroom sink for them to decode.

Brad: Brad thinks this is a dating app and posts his “Best” picture! This post (along with his bio) becomes one of those legendary Tumblr posts, it has gotten so blurry from screenshots to other sites that he is unrecognizable. Janet eventually shows him the ropes, but he still spends at least 24 hours just to “Learn what a ‘blorbo’ is goddamn it”. He also uses ‘Babygirl’ in the wrong context. Anyway, when he finally shows up on Janet's Blog, they’re like “Alright, this checks out” and then FRANK comes in like a wrecking ball, destroying all logic and making Brad lose half his followers but gain twice as many more.

Janet: Cottagecare Aesthetic blog. I know this in my bones. She would also reblog sentimental blackout poetry and little wholesome quotes. Half of her blog is BRAD MAJORS! She writes little love letters to him and posts pics of them together, just being Brad and Janet, they have a ship name at this point and are treated like fictional characters because of how incredibly, mind bogglingly sweet they are! Until somebody notices Frank in the background of one of her posts, and then she slowly starts posting progress on attaching rhinestones to burlesque attire (But she’s still all sweet with Brad in addition to this because she is an ICON).

Riff Raff: Riff Raff is the guy that saves everybody’s life with those little templates. Like if somebody didn’t post a blank version of that meme, he’s got you covered!. No Picrew link? Riff can and will find it, and both comment and reblog the post with the link. He also calls out internet scams, and will do so in the most helpful-but-still-trolling-them way possible. If you follow him, you’ll kind of get used to the little bits of advice that trickle into your feed. He doesn’t actually follow many people, and carefully curated his feed to perfection.

Magenta: Oh Magenta is here to TROLL PORN BOTS. She is here to troll porn bots in a MASSIVE way. She trolls them into being banned, but has LOTS of fun with it!!! She's gotten to the point where she has to seek THEM out because she's feared in the porn bot community! They know that she'll torture and bring them down!!! They can't stop her!!! She's like the stealthy tumblr superhero!!! She also makes so many snarky responses to people! She has the sassiest tongue on the internet and it strongly resembles the tone of the trope of the old lady who's completely lost her filter except she doesn't need to wait for old age for that one! Do NOT dare challenge her!!! She'll fully respond to passive aggression by cussing somebody out in the most powerful way possible and it's absolutely HILARIOUS. She's living her best life on tumblr and she's ADORING it so much!! She is an icon of sass and taking down porn bots, and we couldn't ask for a better hero here on tumblr!!!

Columbia: Columbia is an artist!!! She draws with the most amazing and eye-blinding palette out there!!! She loves what she's doing so much and she's SO talented!!! Its very neon and in a Pixar-esque style!!! Disney would hire her as an artist in a heartbeat!!! (But you must NEVER WORK WITH DISNEY COLUMBIA THEY'RE SO CORRUPT PLZ WORK WITH A COMPANY THAT WON'T STEAL ALL YOUR CREATIONS!!!) Her art is so bubbly and bright and fun!!! She also loves to make lists like these!!!! She's big in the world of fandom!!!! She loves it so much!!! She's sweet and fun and amazing!!!

Rocky: oh this sweet baby boy this sweet baby boy this SWEET BABY BOYYYYYY!!! First of all... he is just a darling, but this sweetheart is probably too young to have a Discord even! Let alone a Tumblr!!! That said, he's COMPLETELY safe!!! For two reasons!!! Number one, there's another part of everyone else's blogs that says "Don't you fucking hurt Rocky" or something close to it!!! Secondly, he's literally so pure of heart that you wouldn't dare!!!! He doesn't even know what to post about and the result is the best thing EVER!!! He'll post things like "I saw duckies today!" Or "I really really REALLY love bubbles!" Or a personal favorite, "I believe in unicorns!!!" He's a DARLING and probably has the most famous blog of anyone on this list solely because of how truly lovable he is!!! He is a true darling of the internet and he is BELOVED on Tumblr!!!

Eddie: Eddie uses his main blog as his own personal dartboard. Where Rocky’s little slices of life are sweet are cute, Eddie is that one guy who posts things like “I SWEAR TO GOD IF I NEED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS FUCKING MICROWAVE FRENCH TOAST I WILL FIND WHOEVER MADE THIS AND RIP THE STILLBEATING HEART FROM THEIR BODY”. These rants either get hundreds of thousands of notes or absolutely none at all, there is no in between! Eddie has a sideblog for his motorcycle, and it’s actually really sweet!!! He talks about how he “adopted” Bessie (the name he’s given it) and the process of repairing her as well as the places he’s taken her!. BUT DO NOT CALL IT CUTE. He hates when anyone calls his little “relationship” with Bessie cute, and almost ran Brad over by the time the first “That’s ador- had left his mouth. Eddie knows all the lore of his favorite bands, and classic rock tumblr is constantly falling for his “Hey, I’m newer fan of (group or artist) could anyone explain what the (code name for bad even) Incident is?” He then reads the explanations aloud, sometimes with Frank, posting reaction videos on youtube/instagram!

Dr. Scott: Similarly to Brad, Dr. Scott severely misunderstood the point of tumblr. He was like “Oh, a place to share ideas? MY corner of the internet? This looks like a fun time!”. And…it goes how you would expect it to go. He makes every mistake that Brad did but worse. He falls for nearly every scam on the planet and has to be saved by the rest of the crew multiple times, actually tries to reason with both trolls and bots, doesn’t know how to block tags....etc. It took him a solid few months to learn how to reblog, and even longer to actually tag his own posts. He does eventually learn though! During a lecture, he forgets to close the tab before a lecture and the entire class sees his dashboard on the projector screen, and from there the entire lesson becomes “Tumblr 101”!

The Criminologist: He, like Eddie, has a main blog and a side blog!!!!! First, he's on the conspiracy theory side of tumblr and he and Doctor Scott will very occasionally cross paths and it is ALWAYS ICONIC! It's literally like those scenes in shows where the two masterfully secretive and manipulative characters interact and it's the FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! It's totally amazing!!! His side blog however, now that's when the chaos REALLY starts. See, he writes fanfic and is too embarrassed to ever admit it (even though it's Tumblr and that's one of the most important things that Tumblr is for!!!) What are these fanfics of you ask? Well they're Percibeth and Brad x Janet crossover fics of course! Also Eddie is Leo and Doctor Scott is Chiron because YES! However, this blog is discovered by Frank!!! Frank, who is ROYALLY pissed that he did NOT MAKE IT IN!?!?!? and that IT ISN'T SMUT!?!?!? What has the world come to?!?!? Of course, he outs this blog to everybody else!! It would be a disaster except for one thing!!!! This is TUMBLR!! And The Criminologist's identity is PROTECTED!!! Nobody knows!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhh

[adelaidedrubman]

john seed x jestiny rook + hank (pretend it’s an opossum) (fc5) | faith seed x jenna swann (fc5)

minthara baenre x kyrene multhoma (bg3) | clarabelle barclay x sadie adler (rdr2)

i was tagged by @rhettsabbott @voidika @captastra @blissfulalchemist @orionlancasterr @imogenkol @a-treides @josephslittledeputy @katsigian @risingsh0t @direwombat to make some lovey dovey great hinged couples in this adorable picrew! outgoing tags below cut:3 and link in replies i fucking guess because tumblr formatting never fails

tagging: @henbased @florbelles @lordundying @belorage @omen-speaker @derelictheretic @nowandthane @hctknives @josephseedismyfather @memaidraws @quickhacked @theresaruggedroad @thefathersbride @wrathfulrook @thedeadthree @galaxycunt @fourlittleseedlings @nonfunctioning-queer @confidentandgood @shellibisshe @cassietrn @simplegenius042 @clicheantagonist @strafethesesinners @shallow-gravy @jackiesarch @stacispratt @voidbuggg @firstaidspray @8bitpizzacoupons @strangefable @ladyoriza @socially-awkward-skeleton @deputyash + opt in/out here!

[fromshadowstosun]

ANNOUNCING BLACKSUN WEEK 2024

AUGUST 18-24

Maybe they're your OTP, maybe they're your crack ship, maybe you wish they had a long-lost sibling AU, maybe you feel they're platonic soul mates, whatever you feel, this DRAMA-FREE event is for you!!!

dividers: @animatedglittergraphics-n-more

RULES:

This is only to appreciate the characters' relationship only! This is NOT your chance to hate on other ships

NO other ships (submitted work must contain Blake and Sun only)

NO double dates

NO other characters (this is the time to explore how they are when it's just them, not around other people)

NO ai-generated final work

NO "x reader" (I can't believe I have to say this)

NO nsfw

MUST use the hashtag to be reblogged: #blacksunweek2024

Acceptable submissions:

Playlists

Moodboards

Picrew (must be linked and credited)

Original artwork

Original writing (poem, fanfic, drabble)

Handicrafts

Photography

Cosplay

Video edits (do not utilize other people's artwork in videos without their written approval)

Animations

PROMPTS: (optional)

Aug 18: Movie Night

Aug 19: Ocean

Aug 20: Unspoken Words

Aug 21: Favorite Things

Aug 22: Quotes (can be from the show or from some other media)

Aug 23: Cozy

Aug 24: Fireworks

If for some reason your post isn't reblogged, kindly @ me in the replies and I'll make sure it makes it here!

[mirensiart]

I made a silly little guy (with the power of my mind) yet with the power of my hands he has decided not to be drawn

Anon, I'm so sorry for replying so late!

BUT I have a suggestion! 👀 one of the best ways to design ur little guys is via picrews! Some of them are super customizable and u can mess around with accessories or face features, hair styles as much as u want!

I've used them sometimes to help the creative juices going hehe I don't have any links rn but if I find some I can share them 👀

[heartfullofleeches]

Can we see the first picture of Bugman again? I don't remember what it looks like but I remember liking it's colors

Bugman goes by "it" right?

Here's the link to their first post that includes the picrew I used-

Bug uses they/it Pronouns ^^

[tracial-skunk]

My ideal vs how I think I'd look if I transitioned ... picrew linked in replies

I know professional tanning can get you pretty dark but I don't think I'd get That dark (even if I want to ....) rhinoplasty wouldn't be possible for quite a while so my nose would still be very not-flat, not-round. and my hair texture wouldn't be as dense unless I wore wigs, but it's ok, I like the texture of it now! its still curly!

[undertale-fic-librarby]

Lost Fics!

A post containing fics that I have searched for & have not found! If you recognize any of these, send an ask or reply with a link!

Hello, I was hoping you could help me find or at least help recover some information of the fic. I’ll try my best remember everything I know. For starters it was a delated mafia Sans x male reader or gender neutral reader and the fic was on Wattpad. Don’t remember the title but it might have had the word soul in it however I’m not completely sure. Plot: The reader was part of a rival gang along with their friend but the friend got in trouble with leader who threatened them saying that if they didn’t go undercover in the monster gang he would kill their friend. So the went and that’s how they met Sans, I know the reader spend a butch of time with the monster and is overhaul done with their gang. So the most I remember is the finishing parts of the fic for starters Sans and reader kiss? or they say they’re in love with each other anyway reader gets kidnapped by their gang and gets tortured for information we also find out the friend betrayed them. So Sans and everyone else goes to rescue the reader lots and lost of fights Sans and the reader kiss when they see each other is all nice. They defeat the boss and it might have to do with the readers soul but I can’t really remember. It ends with them at the hospital we’re we find out reader friend didn’t betray them they talk do im sure he didn’t stick around for long, basically it ends with a happy ending. Other details: The reader soul is pretty important in the fic I believe it was turquoise color and it had nothing to do with integrity and patience. Characters like Frisk, Papyrus, Toriel and a couple of other showed up in the fanfic. The author had a picrew profile and they had maybe one or two other works excluding the one I’m talking about. The author did say they were moving to ao3 before they deleted everything but I didn’t save anything and have made attempts but I haven’t found them. So why did I come here if I know it’s delete? Well to see if anyone could find it on the wayback machine or they have it downloaded and could share, I deeply adore this fic and this blog give some hope of a way to get it back. Conclusion to all this please download your favorite fanfics it will save a lot of heartbreak also to the person who runs this blog I apologize for the long explanation.

- anonymous

Do you have any recommendations for Reaper x Error? (I'm interested in more plot-driven, long fanfics, not smut)

- @terraelbus

hello!!! been looking for this fic for a bit and havent had any luck finding it yet so!! looking for some help :) the fic was a gaster-sans centric fic (not a ship). i distinctly remember the fic including gaster injecting himself with determination, and that alphys' dad was a scientist in the gaster team, who was also retconned out of existence. there was also a box that was invunerable? or at least resistant to the retcon and/or reset powers. some things im not too sure about but are pretty much positive about it is that it spanned from the creation of the core to leaving to the surface, and that it might have been part of a series. thank you in advance!!! :3

- @aremegay

[ishouldbeworkingbutimnot]

POST THE COLLAB, JEANI!!!!

AHHHHHHHH YES THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO!

Basically, me and @fmajorenthusiast had the idea to collab on one of the ask posts she usually does! All of these are a collaborative effort, we basically just bounced ideas off of each other and then took turns formatting them! So, we humbly present to you,

RHPS Characters on Tumblr:

Frank: Frank posts shitty poetry that he writes meant to be a tribute to the TRAGEDY OF THE TUMBLR TITTY BAN. He recites it while pole dancing and/or just general thirst traps. But his content somehow never gets flagged, and he is so fucking insulted by this, it’s a badge of honor that pictures of somebody’s lawn has resived, but not yet him? What does he have to do? He’s constantly getting asked along the lines of “CURLY HAIR ROUTINE ASAP” or “makeup tut please <3<3 “ and he will reply with a single product or just like a zoomed out pic of his bathroom sink for them to decode.

Riff Raff: Riff is the guy that saves everybody’s life with those little templates. Like if somebody didn’t post a blank version of that meme, he’s got you covered!. No Picrew link? Riff can and will find it, and both comment and reblog the post with the link. He also calls out internet scams, and will do so in the most helpful-but-still-trolling-them way possible. If you follow him, you’ll kind of get used to the little bits of advice that trickle into your feed. He doesn’t actually follow many people, and carefully curated his feed to perfection.

Janet: Cottagecore Aesthetic blog. I know this in my bones. She would also reblog sentimental blackout poetry and little wholesome quotes. Half of her blog is BRAD MAJORS! She writes little love letters to him and posts pics of them together, just being Brad and Janet, they have a ship name at this point and are treated like fictional characters because of how incredibly, mind bogglingly sweet they are! Until somebody notices Frank in the background of one of her posts, and then she slowly starts posting progress on attaching rhinestones to burlesque attire (But she’s still all sweet with Brad in addition to this because she is an ICON).

Brad: Brad thinks this is a dating app and posts his “Best” picture! This post (along with his bio) becomes one of those legendary Tumblr posts, it has gotten so blurry from screenshots to other sites that he is unrecognizable. Janet eventually shows him the ropes, but he still spends at least 24 hours just to “Learn what a ‘blorbo’ is goddamn it”. He also uses ‘Babygirl’ in the wrong context. Anyway, when he finally shows up on Janet's Blog, they’re like “Alright, this checks out” and then FRANK comes in like a wrecking ball, destroying all logic and making Brad lose half his followers but gain twice as many!

Magenta: Oh Magenta is here to TROLL PORN BOTS. She is here to troll porn bots in a MASSIVE way. She trolls them into being banned, but has LOTS of fun with it!!! She's gotten to the point where she has to seek THEM out because she's feared in the porn bot community! They know that she'll torture and bring them down!!! They can't stop her!!! She's like the stealthy tumblr superhero!!! She also makes so many snarky responses to people! She has the sassiest tongue on the internet and it strongly resembles the tone of the trope of the old lady who's completely lost her filter except she doesn't need to wait for old age for that one! Do NOT dare challenge her!!! She'll fully respond to passive aggression by cussing somebody out in the most powerful way possible and it's absolutely HILARIOUS. She's living her best life on tumblr and she's ADORING it so much!! She is an icon of sass and taking down porn bots, and we couldn't ask for a better hero here on tumblr!!!

Columbia: Columbia is an artist!!! She draws with the most amazing and eye-blinding palette out there!!! She loves what she's doing so much and she's SO talented!!! Its very neon and in a Pixar-esque style!!! Disney would hire her as an artist in a heartbeat!!! (But you must NEVER WORK WITH DISNEY COLUMBIA THEY'RE SO CORRUPT PLZ WORK WITH A COMPANY THAT WON'T STEAL ALL YOUR CREATIONS!!!) Her art is so bubbly and bright and fun!!! She also loves to make lists like these!!!! She's big in the world of fandom!!!! She loves it so much!!! She's sweet and fun and amazing!!!

Eddie: Eddie uses his main blog as his own personal dartboard. Where Rocky’s little slices of life are sweet are cute, Eddie is that one guy who posts things like “I SWEAR TO GOD IF I NEED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS FUCKING MICROWAVE FRENCH TOAST I WILL FIND WHOEVER MADE THIS AND RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART FROM THEIR BODY”. These rants either get hundreds of thousands of notes or absolutely none at all, there is no in between! Eddie has a sideblog for his motorcycle, and it’s actually really sweet!!! He talks about how he “adopted” Bessie (the name he’s given it) and the process of repairing her as well as the places he’s taken her!. BUT DO NOT CALL IT CUTE. He hates when anyone calls his little “relationship” with Bessie cute, and almost ran Brad over by the time the first “That’s ador- had left his mouth. Eddie knows all the lore of his favorite bands, and classic rock tumblr is constantly falling for his “Hey, I’m newer fan of (group or artist) could anyone explain what the (code name for bad even) Incident is?” He then reads the explanations aloud, sometimes with Frank, posting reaction videos on youtube/instagram!

Rocky: oh this sweet baby boy this sweet baby boy this SWEET BABY BOYYYYYY!!! First of all... he is just a darling, but this sweetheart is probably too young to have a Discord even! Let alone a Tumblr!!! That said, he's COMPLETELY safe!!! For two reasons!!! Number one, there's another part of everyone else's blogs that says "Don't you fucking hurt Rocky" or something close to it!!! Secondly, he's literally so pure of heart that you wouldn't dare!!!! He doesn't even know what to post about and the result is the best thing EVER!!! He'll post things like "I saw duckies today!" Or "I really really REALLY love bubbles!" Or a personal favorite, "I believe in unicorns!!!" He's a DARLING and probably has the most famous blog of anyone on this list solely because of how truly lovable he is!!! He is a true darling of the internet and he is BELOVED on Tumblr!!!

Dr. Scott: Similarly to Brad, Dr. Scott severely misunderstood the point of tumblr. He was like “Oh, a place to share ideas? MY corner of the internet? This looks like a fun time!”. And…it goes how you would expect it to go. He makes every mistake that Brad did but worse. He falls for nearly every scam on the planet and has to be saved by the rest of the crew multiple times, actually tries to reason with both trolls and bots, doesn’t know how to block tags....etc. It took him a solid few months to learn how to reblog, and even longer to actually tag his own posts. He does eventually learn though! During a lecture, he forgets to close the tab before a lecture and the entire class sees his dashboard on the projector screen, and from there the entire lesson becomes “Tumblr 101”!

The Criminologist: He, like Eddie, has a main blog and a side blog!!!!! First, he's on the conspiracy theory side of tumblr and he and Doctor Scott will very occasionally cross paths and it is ALWAYS ICONIC! It's literally like those scenes in shows where the two masterfully secretive and manipulative characters interact and it's the FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! It's totally amazing!!! His side blog however, now that's when the chaos REALLY starts. See, he writes fanfic and is too embarrassed to ever admit it (even though it's Tumblr and that's one of the most important things that Tumblr is for!!!) What are these fanfics of you ask? Well they're Percibeth and Brad x Janet crossover fics of course! Also Eddie is Leo and Doctor Scott is Chiron because YES! However, this blog is discovered by Frank!!! Frank, who is ROYALLY pissed that he did NOT MAKE IT IN!?!?!? and that IT ISN'T SMUT!?!?!? What has the world come to?!?!? Of course, he outs this blog to everybody else!! It would be a disaster except for one thing!!!! This is TUMBLR!! And The Criminologist's identity is PROTECTED!!! Nobody knows!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhh