#pig talks

[pigswithwings]

to care for you i must take you apart

[molinaesque]

The Ghoul/Cooper Howard making pre-war references

[dolorianwolf]

"Half light is the most violent skill" for sure, but have you considered

my boy can do one thing (throw shit real hard) and is dedicated to the craft

[thelone-copper]

WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????

He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl

ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭

[kalamity-jayne]

DON'T BE A BITCH ASS COP!!!

[420technoblazeit]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “hlvrai 2” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw dr. coomer in the mcdonalds los pollos hermanos

My buddy Jesse doing backflips: wahoo! let's a-go! yippee!

[metrixnos]

I just wanna see a drawing of a huge techno before smol tommy. Tommy is like: schmol angry bebe.

Example:

Tommy: he asked for no pickles!

Techno is just huge, he's behind tommy, menacingly with a burger that has pickles in his hands

Bedrock bros

[rosesgrownbytheseaside]

Pretty girls hate cops btw ♥︎

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

i need everyone to see Senshi's chanting for bread in brazilian portuguese

[pigswithwings]

it / its users i love you im sorry about the world

[simplepotatofarmer]

c!techno should be big and fluffy not just because it's a wonderful design choice but also because the mental image of his friends leaving his house covered in pink hair is so good.

[katlyntheartist]

Ah, yes, my favorite iconic trio: Mario, Luigi, and Minecraft Pig ❤️💚🐷

[housecow]

the difference between these two 🥺 both??

funny story though. my roommate is still taking food but my memory is so bad when it comes to things i don’t eat myself (adhd)

when i talk to friends and family about the situation the first thing they ask is, “are you sure you’re not sleep eating?” which is adorable. they wanna believe, even if for a second, that maybe i’m not truly at fault for making myself into such a cow 🥺 i get it bc im getting very fat even with the thievery but at the same time. im literally being gaslit

[seasonofprophecy]

Post I will regret making but I hate how people talk about the Touden siblings as being feral and scrungly (Falin) or unhinged and savage (Laios) for... having grown up rural lmao

Will Not touch on Laios today but it is especially... Something. To see people talk about Falin this way. I see her and I see my mother. She would catch grasshoppers in the exact same way Falin did, and would play with dragonflies by holding them by the tips their wings. She would forage on the way home from school to have something to eat after class. She would pick santan flowers with her friends to drink the nectar. She was always in the dirt and the grass. She didn't have the same things to do as the urban kids or the richer kids. When she wanted to watch TV she would look through the neighbors' window

I don't think all people who grew up with more money and/or grew up in urban areas think all people who grew up with less money and/or grew up in rural areas are all dirty and/or primitive but this particular kind of reaction to the Toudens is, to me, a snapshot of the kind of alienation I feel as a media enjoyer on Tumblr

[420technoblazeit]

i keep seeing fics where alastor tries to break husk and angel up for one reason or another and tbh i dont think alastor would actually give a fuck if they got together but also. i think one night he'd go down to the bar for a late night drink and find them making out on the counter and get so angry that his eye starts twitching and he accidentally summons his weird shadow tentacles. and then husk and angel get an hour long lecture on bar etiquette and hygiene or whatever

[teaandinanity]

I love my character in The Golden Rose so much. His stat screen is basically like