#pitchfork

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as the Devil/Mr. Scratch

The Story of Mankind (1957)

[guy60660]

Sufjan Stevens | Pitchfork

[cows-wearing-my-sweater]

“the 1975 is back!” (the 1975 for pitchfork, 2022)

[fionaapplerocks]

On sleeplessness and embarrassment:

When I was a kid, I was so constantly making a fool of myself at school. At night, one of the reasons why I didn't want to go to bed was that I had this vision of myself walking through the cafeteria and tripping and falling and everyone laughing, giving them another reason to laugh at me. When I tried to count sheep, I could not get a sheep over the fence. It would trip and fall. I found it funny even then, but now I just think that's hilarious. That hoof just catches on the fence and they trip. ~ Fiona Apple , Pitchfork interview outtakes - 2012

[dreamsofacommonlanguage]

julien baker for pitchfork

[disease]

💔

[inbredfawn]

Yeule shot by Neil Krug for Pitchfork

[sonnykissed]

Link

[tlontb]

well. "Extraordinarily, Absurdly Long Fork" was not on my TOTK bingo card. still radical as fuck

[trueblueboygenius]

Boygenius photographed by Harrison Whitford via Pitchfork's instagram account!

[yeeyeeclan]

Who has lost the most in their life?

I reckon ol' Pitchfork's lost some. Lost his face, lost his brother, lost his mind, lost his temper... Lost his place 'n StarClan.

His loss ain't no excuse for what he did. Our good ol' clan takes his terrible story as a warnin'. Cause a' him and his deeds, YeeyeeClan places loyalty as the first law o'the land.

If y'all sit at th' border ta StarClan and them deep dark woods, ya might still hear him screechin'.

-🐺

[booknerd693]

There was a lot of birds that day, it was so beautiful. I connect best with Father Satan through Nature's wonders. 🖤

[samyour-goodboy0]

(ᴘɪᴛᴄʜғᴏʀᴋ)

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ʜᴏʟɪsᴛᴇʀɴ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ! ᴍᴄ

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Daddy/Mommy it me I am back after 2.65 Seconds 🥹

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: ɢᴀʏɴᴇss ᴘᴀɴɪᴄ, ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ, ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴇ! ᴍᴄ, sʟᴀsʜᴇʀ sᴏғᴛ ʜᴏʟɪsᴛᴇʀɴ, ᴘᴇʀᴠᴛ ᴍ! ᴍᴄ, ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ʙʟᴏᴡᴊᴏᴘ, ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏғ ʀ@ᴘᴇ, ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ

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(This how sam look)

Sam was a very well know erotic writer but he had to stop his work since he got had more then enough money to support himself he started to going into bars and expensive restaurants since he got the ✨CASH✨

Sam was well known for being a hoe/slut/whore that what everyone who envy him called him since he got money they thought he slept with rich guys sam en ever really care but things got worse since the neighbors and other people in the town started to put a lot of mean stuff on his house walls and broke his car he try to get the police involved but they only told him “Your a slut it true beside give us a blowjob and we maybe will try our best”

Sam looked at them death in the eyes in disgust and left that how some months passed by and Sam started to have self esteem he hated his body he become very anxious and depressed because everyone whisper things behind his back just because he looked like that doesn’t mean he was a slut

Finally Sam got some “FRIENDS” that what he thought but they where not really his friends him and his friends travel left the small town and traveled a lot and they where only close to sam went they asked him for money one time they went to visit a farm somewhere in the fucking middle of nowhere “Hey sam we need some money give us 20k” Sam looked and then and just give them the money it was a demand not a question sam was tired but it was no time to be sad it was halloween and they invited him to a party he got a little drunk

Sam was dancing to the sound some guys come over and invited him “Hey there another party near here wanna join?” Sam looked at them and think for 3 seconds and just nodded his head he follow them the guys where walking far went they where far more away they took their pants off and started to call sam dirty “Slut/Whore/bitch”

Sam was scared he was sad he started to run off he not got so far away because he bumped into some weird guys wearing a mask and using a pitchfork on his arms sam grab the unknown stranger and hugged him crying in his neck and asking him to help him the guy smelled like blood but sam didn’t care the 5 guys where there and laughing

“Look slut make it easy bend down and just do it” The strange men only looked at sam who was whimpering and crying in his neck he just point at the floor trying to tell sam to sit on the floor and sam obeyed he seat on the floor the strange men walked really close to the guys

the guys just laughed and try to punch the male but i read the guys got stab by the pitchfork arm and started to kill each one of them with his arms which should have scared sam and run away that what the stranger thought but no sam was there looking like a puppy waiting for it owner sam smile and hugged the stranger

that how a strange rare relationship happen which instead of being toxic was a very wholesome relationship after they got really close cause same away followed the stranger guys that he named pitchfork for his arm later same learned about pitchfork toxic unhealthy very disgusting family he made a plan

and killed them after pitchfork come from a hunt there was his mother and father on the chair and dinner table their heart taken out and their eyes ball hanging out of their holes while the guy pitchfork didn’t kill and left on the street was smiling while he run to pitchfork and hugged him “Darling~! Welcome home my husband do you like my surprised!” Sam yelled like a little and smiled pitchfork didn’t react he really don’t care for his parents but instead his eyes where on the male who was smiling

That hoe really they started to date Sam was away home went pitchfork arrive healing his wounds and giving him kisses and hugging his “HUSBAND” the man of his dreams which pitchfork showed his loves by giving sam random object he stole from his victims one time he stole for them a very expensive rings where they had a weddings ceremony

and other time they stole some sex toys where they stayed all night switching from top to bottom until each of them where filled of cum from their partners cum

which pitchfork loved to fill sam with his fluid and sam loved to leave big ass bite marks on pitchfork neck and whole body until it was bleeding but one things was for sure they both loved each other deeply and no one was going to get in their way of their love

sam away helped pitchfork to hunt and went ever he saw someone hurt his beloved husband he went crazy crazy one time a girl stab his husband

Sam walked over the girl and he grab the metal bat he had in his hand and, swing it breaking the girls leg he hit it over and over again until the girl lost consciousness over the paint then he started with the girl hand and broke it the metal bat started to get some scratches from the girl bone popping out of her skin then he broke the girl scalp

after the mess he went happily with his husband and grab his arms they walked away while pitchfork cary sam like a those fairy tales…..

Hellos Darlings~!♡

ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴀʟʟs ᴀʀᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ~

ɪ ᴍɪss ʏᴀʟʟ~

[fionaapplerocks]

Pitchfork is being 'folded into GQ magazine' which is corporate speak for 'you are (almost) all fired'.

@jennpelly

I don't know what will happen to the Pitchfork website or Youtube channel , but now might be a good time to revisit some of the many great interviews they have done over the years.

[dreamsofacommonlanguage]

julien baker for pitchfork

[cleoselene]

I am listening to this immaculate work of fucking art on vinyl right now and I cannot stop thinking about Brent here. truly one of the most insufferable pieces of critical review media i have ever read. Hilariously off-target, INSANELY edgelord like people were in 1999. Like if you want a screencap of how pissy and cranky music culture was in the 90s, read this. But don't, its miserable lol. But also kind of funny.

Imagine calling Trent Reznor's magnum opus a 2/10 album like, just the unmitigated gall

Pitchfork also reviewed it when he remastered in 2016:

oops lol looks like Sean was given the assignment to play nice. this shit is why I won't miss Pitchfork that much tbh

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