#fuck me already

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing back one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite films.

Vincent Price as Professor Henry Jarrod

House of Wax (1953) // director Andre De Toth

[mattgirlonly4]

THIS MF IS LITERALLY A MODEL AFFQKCQTHD

DUDEE

MATT STOPP DONT DO THIS TO ME RN I WAS ABOUT TO GO SLEEP😔

I just came

just fuck me already bend me over and destroy me

please let me suck your dick

he's so hot

[kittyl1z]

honestly i wanna know what is going on with her... ma'am?? i just KNOW that deep inside her precious little mind are the dirtiest thoughts... TAKE ME–

[ona-holes]

Anyone here want their own urinal and fuck toy >///< asking for me

[cynicalcharisma]

oh my oh my, yes we like the same guy but let's show him what he's missing. two of us are enough for anything. he'll be a nice addition but us alone is such a mood actually so fuck the world. he can join us if he likes otherwise we're enough.

[raibebe]

OH HELL NO

[thesandraflores]

Mi bebe ❤️‍🩹

[puppys-spicy-corner]

I'M DRUNK AND I WANNA BE FUCKED

[hotpinkmoon]

THE KEYCHAIN DESIGNSS

AAAAAAAAAA

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as the Devil/Mr. Scratch

The Story of Mankind (1957)

[ozlices]

another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much

ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"

like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.

not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.

there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.

bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.

the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well

rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge

quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised

matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg

markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)

hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows

many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters

the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka

webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades

the list goes on.

to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.

the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example

it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.

no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".

but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.

& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.

[ruporas]

kiss of the divine

[spineless-lobster]

Hozier went from “I’m not a morning person” to “fuck the british empire, fuck capitalism, look how far we’ve come and look how far we have to go” in the span of a few minutes and this is exactly what I fucking signed up for

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[asweetprologue]

did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess