#please be playing dumb...

[vesna-v-irkutske]

How is this nigga studying law behind bars?? 😭🤦🤦my guy ain’t finna represent no one LMAO /j but also /srs

SAME QUESTION. Very "I'm bored as hell and I don't wanna work like the rest 😠" of him. And at the University of Latvia. Wow, okay, fancy pants "rich" McGee over here. 🙄 Serious answer & context. Anoufriev in a report to NTV's infoshow "Правд�� Гурнова" (True Gurnov) (released on February 10th, 2017): "I'm studying, uuuh, law at the University of Latvia. Well, that's the most important, what else right now. Need to find something to do, man, not getting into a noose... after all." Why? Because apparently, after 25 years, he can hope for parole (and in 2014, he said that his family was taking various measures to get him released on parole, but he wasn't counting on it (but maybe he became more hopeful)).

But there's another interview. In 2017, the crew of the TV program "Честный детектив" (Honest detective) also interviewed Artyom. I'll translate it one day, because it's SO BAD. LITERALLY the most SHAMELESS gaslight, gatekeep, mansplain, manipulate. It's not even funny, it's kinda scary. But I respect the grind. 🔥 I wonder if he really thinks that someone will believe what he's saying, or is he just trolling people with a straight face? He wasn't very fond of journalists in 2014, and he said he would only talk to members of the press if he was paid for it. Maybe it was him being a bitch and saying crap on purpose again, just not giving them the information they came for. Don't know what's worse: this or the possibility of him ACTUALLY trying to gaslight and convince everyone (and maybe himself too) that it was all a mistake. Imagine saying the dumbest and craziest shit with the most unflappable face and in the flattest tone. You're either very mentally ill or a very good actor. UPD. In another interview, he says something completely different about where he studies. He's taking a correspondence course at a branch of some philological university. So yeah, the law school was bullshit (yeah, the law school for a lifelong convicted murderer and (allegedly) former Neo-Nazi, SUUUURE), this is at least believable. But still take everything he says with a grain of salt.

[godoftitss]

Choking her>>>>

[syrupup]

wanna have my own small space underneath someone's desk with a soft dog bed, so i can always stay close to them and service them whenever needed like a good boy !! is that too much to ask for ...

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

feeling feral over the idea of being coerced to bark and whine for the first time; say that you won't even touch me til you hear me try out all the silly puppy noises I wanna make. draw them out of me til I'm needy and grinding my cunt against your lap. tugging on my new collar (til my head feels slightly fuzzy), push a lubed-up tail plug into my ass til my eyes glaze over slightly. watch how I desperate I get, almost howling when you force a knotted toy into my tight, wet heat. fuck my dripping puppycunt with the toy and eventually the knot will pop tight in and hold in place as I grip your shoulders. the overstimulation, the thought of being finally treated like the good doggy I am is so, so intoxicating <33

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

the clues were all there

[sweetlittleslvt]

Sorry I forgot to Christmas post >////<

[midnightlari]

lol

[tftjaspasaur]

Maybe someone should force you into stirrups, wrench your cunt open with a speculum and shove one of those scope cameras up there to find the end point.

Then of course measure just how deep and cavernous you really are before depositing as many eggs as they can fit. Then sending you on your way to feel them squirming and shifting for the next few weeks, deep in your cunt. By the time they’re big enough to hatch, you feel stretched full, always aware of the deepest parts of you.

hhh it’s embarrassing how wet and dumb this made me.. the idea of being spread open and examined like this is suchhhh a turn on for me..

would love to hold your eggs for as long as they need.. come crawling back to your office or lab begging you for the next load of eggs you could give me.. just to see if yknow.. your eggs made my cunt go any deeper? For scientific purposes only! not because I’m addicted to the way the eggs stretching make me drip or how I can’t seem to get off as good when I’m all sensitive and full tdick constantly aching.. definitely not because the weeks I held your eggs I was the dumbest I’ve ever been..

[goodpvppy]

sometimes i think im not THAT much of a puppy and then i don’t get attention for x amount of hours and i walk around whining and begging for a crumb of attention while looking sopping wet pathetic

[kari-sims]

Yang family 🛺🏡🪔

"Dear diary, grandma is having a field day today. She's been spreading a juicy rumour about the tenant down at the violet unit, turns out the woman finally broke up with her boyfriend of 12 years. The other day she came over complaining that he never kissed her or held her hands. We thought it was a joke, but she was dead serious. For 12 years? How?! Girl… But, get this - the 'boyfriend' never existed. He was just the bread man who's really good at chit-chat, and she, a very loyal customer apparently. The man didn't even know he was in this made-up relationship, he's got a family and everything. But now his real family thinks he's got another woman on the side, what a mess! Anyways, I haven't seen grandma this happy since last weeks gossip, so… tune in next week for more? - Diana, the tea sipper."

☆ no cc / no defaults ☆ all outfits / likes and dislikes / no skills or progress ☆ gallery id: karisim

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?

so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.

perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.

enter best friend eddie.

he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.

but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.

when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?

it's just friends helping friends.

and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.

it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.

[coolpikachu]

various soldys bc they won't leave my brain + bonus sym bc i cant leave him out u _ u

[d4ddysbunny]

i want to have high sex REIGHT NEOW

[iuuuulu]

I need to get face fucked so bad.

The only thing I can think about right now is being forced to choke on someone's cock and being held there.

[irishmammonagenda]

"Wow...Guess he really is asleep..." You whisper, the kazoo you had been playing in an attempt to wake the Avatar of Sloth up now safely in your pocket, lest Lucifer confiscate it again.

You poke Belphie's forehead with your pointer finger, then continue poking it, because it was fun. Still Asleep Belphie seems to hate this more than you attempting to play Vivaldi's Winter on the kazoo and failing miserably, seeing as his cowlike tail swings out, wraps around your leg and pulls you to the ground.

"ARGH! What?!" You barely have time to process before you're dragged up by the tail that's latched around your ankles and quite meanly (may you add), dropped on the bed. Belphie entraps you in a hug, and thankfully this time, doesn't crush your internal organs. How sweet! <3

"Go to sleep MC...." The demon mutters half awake for a moment before drifting back off again.

You try to reach for your kazoo, for the second time, Belphie's tail whips out gently at you. "Don't even think about it." He pouts, before his expression and breathing even out once more.

You might as well get comfortable, seeing as you were now trapped for what looks to be hours.

You can't even play your kazoo.

Why do your plans always backfire? :(

[breadball]

"In a night of silence I'm settled by your sounds In a dream of quiet Contentedness surrounds ...

Delightfully exhausted Willingly this way Always yours, always yours I'll stay With you, my muse"

-My Muse by Sarah Jarosz