#please don’t tease me

[goombat]

Small wip thing I’ve done while incredibly sick

[inactiveobeymeblog]

No matter how I look at it, compared to Asmo, Lucifer has the smaller waist.

[flowerysubmissive]

Friday is just around the corner, who’s excited? This over worked pup can’t wait for the weekend to come 🐶💕!

If you like my tits consider tossing me a coin ~♡

[vivilove-jonsa]

I’m gonna be so calm about the news of this movie starring Kit and Sophie. Yes, ma’am, I am the epitome of chill. They got me all fired up when they announced the Jon Snow show but this time I’m gonna…

[bugeyedfreaks]

Someone’s selling five different PPG style guides on eBay and I want them all but they’re $600 in total?! 😵

I want these so bad! I would love to read the rest of what’s in these and gain forbidden PPG marketing knowledge, but I am not wealthy enough to afford them. 😭 I’m hoping someone gets them and uploads them to the Internet or something.

[ironunderstands]

I’m gonna predict how the timeline from now till Ampherous will go:

2.4-2.6, Xianshou patches, we will get those teased characters in them, personally I can’t wait- I think we left the Xianshou and its lore a bit too quickly and an expansion on it would be good, also all of these characters are from another ship so I’m hoping we get territory in it? Either way I’m intrigued. Especially by Moze, I really like his silhouette, and I hope his full design and kit is good (and that he’s a 5 star pls be a 5 star).

2.7 will probably be the release of Sunday and maybe Screwllum if we’re lucky because it seems like they have been working on him too. As for content in these patches, I feel like it might be standard filler/sim uni update but if Sunday’s release they might pull him showing up on the Xianshou or something, considering it seems like he has left Penacony, which I’m here for. Also 2.7 seems like it will occur over December 25th, and I just think it would be poetic to release Sunday then lmao.

I actually don’t think 2.8 will happen, as if they plan on releasing Ampherous at around the same time they did Penacony, I don’t think there’s space for another update, or really a reason to have another patch like that anyways, so I think we might skip to 3.0

Fingers crossed Ampherous has Ratio lore + giving him a main role in the story, because that’s the thing I want the most from it lmao, even though I think it will likely be very good

I’m probably wrong about this but honestly we will have to wait and see!

[nightwingandhissquad]

[martybaker]

Thank you @amielot for tagging me in last line tag game like forever ago 🙈 I’ve been in real life hell with no time to spare for any creative endeavors, but today I took up the proverbial pen once again to prod at my unfinished modern au ice-skating fic (you can find part one here)

and I wanted to share this bit with y’all, because I think it’s pretty funny. Enjoy.

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Hob laughs out loud. “Wow. Okay, I deserved that one. But how about this one: Say, Professor Endeles, what would a perfect date look like for you?”

Dream pretends to ponder this deeply.

“A nice spring day,” he starts, “not too cold or too hot, we have a picnic on a hill… with a beautiful view of the city of Verona below us.”

He smiles at the image, continuing, “I shiver in the light breeze, underdressed, and Pedro Pascal lends me his jacket-” Hob bursts out laughing at that- “he lends me his jacket, hand feeds me strawberries and italian cheese, we drink Chardonnay...”

Hob laughs so hard it makes him bend in half. “Pedro Pascal??? Pedro Pascal hand feeds you strawberries?!”

Dream gives him a cheeky grin. “Yes.”

“Okay, incredible. I’m skying in the Alps with Keanu Reeves if you even care,” Hob parries.

Dream smiles at him beatifically. “I don’t. Pedro’s taking me to Teatro alla Scala to see Carmen in the evening.”

By this point Hob is straight up wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. “Oh my god. Okay. You absolute madman, you win this round. I concede defeat.”

——

And I’m tagging @zigzag-wanderer @seiya-starsniper and @omgcinnamoncakes if you feel like sharing :)

[halfhumanhalfasleep]

anakin: why doesn’t anyone want to sit with me? :((

how anakin thinks he looks:

how he looks to the other padawans:

[jupiterisaroace]

Why is Peder so weird in my dreams…😰(why tf am I dreaming of him anyways?😭)

So a couple weeks ago I had a dream about Peder & found it kinda silly but now I’m kinda concerned😰

Last night I had a dream about Peder being dead (99% it was from a plane crash) & then I woke up & for like 3 hours or something but I was “awake” but still dreaming.

I remember waking up irl & seeing my bedroom so I was awake but I was texting/reblogging with @saturnisaroace about his death & @brokenmilkcrates was there too but I didn’t have my phone in my room & I never got up to grab it anyways so I wasn’t texting with them so this was still a dream even though my eyes were open.

I then finally actually woke up from my dream & went downstairs & found my phone & just made sure that Peder was alive (IDK I WAS STILL TIRED, OKAY!?😭)

Also for some reason in my dream he died May 03, 2023. At least that’s what I could make up of the words I saw in my dream.

WHY AM I LIKE THIS😰

[narugen]

something something parallels but narumi leads from the front while mina leads from the back…

something something being at the top of their classes but having such different approaches to teamwork…

something something ending up as the top two captains of the defence force despite everything (narumi’s ’bad behaviour’ and mina’s fears) and leading the new generation of officers…

[catboyidia]

zayne would absolutely stay with rafayel on ebb day, and i think zayne would tirelessly care for rafayel and try to understand exactly what’s happening to him so he can try his hardest to find some way to make rafayel feel better, even despite rafayel protesting that he’s fine 🥺 i think zayne would learn everything he possibly can about lemurian biology for rafayel!

[thepaintalive]

I think I would get along with the PJO fandom so much more if Zoe x Artemis wasn’t a thing actually

[teenyweenyeenymeeny]

have u thought abt nega scott like age regressing bc ive seen ppl so nega content where its like scotts repressed feelings for wallace but if nega has feelings scotts not aware of or like ashamed of or whatcer how would that translate into agere 🤔

oooohh I have not thought Much about nega scott to be Honest but your head is so intriguing to me I love peering into it… I looove this idea ooough this reminds me of. persona 4 a Lot [← good thing]

I’m trying sooo hard Not to infodump about persona 4 but yes I. Looooooove love the idea of a personification of a characters Repressed desires that they have to fight in order to accept that part of themself… sniffle. especially in an agere context… I love the idea of Scott Seeing a version of himself that Can be open about his regression Or Whatevz and comfortable with it and just being sooo. jealous. augh. I don’t think in this au[???] Scott would fight nega Scott though. he represents something else… repressed feelings r like different from Flaws and everything. yea. To like Resolve nega Scott in this context Scott has to accept him. maybe they. hug and make up ๑❛ᴗ❛๑ yea I like this idea…

ummmm tehe I don’t know if you wanted me to talk about anything Specific or with any sort of Structure tehe sorry for just Ramblin

[msyssir]

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[dogkatgirlboy]

Well should I treat you like I'm your daddy playing with you in bed? Or should I treat you like I'm playing with you as a friend who's flirting? Either way, you're going to end up with wet panties, one way or another, you'll find yourself getting horny. And one way or another, you will start leaving the wet spot in your chair, regardless of your gender sweetheart. Hahaha oh my goodness you're such a cute little girly kitten when you're blushing, and you get so feral like a good little puppy boy when I tease you about that cute little wet spot between your legs

oh my wow🫠🫠🫠