#please kick me off

[coyotehusk]

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[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

[sunlightandfreshcherries]

End of this chapter, from A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss by Qvill

[mixelation]

would itachi meet toris old clan? how would that go?

no, i can't see that happening. she doesn't consider herself one of them, and they effectively kicked her out as a very small child, meaning THEY don't consider her one of them either. plus by the time itachi is in the picture, they're mostly. uh. dead?

[jay-wasreblogging]

No idea what the ettiquette is for things like this but I adore your brain esp with Sherlock and Mycroft. pLEASE share any of your thoughts/hopes/expectations for s&c Mycroft (and his + Sherlock’s dynamic) 🙏

I swearrrr all of yous in the Sh&Co fandom are so sweet!! 🥹

As for my thoughts/hopes/expectations, It usually comes up randomly in my head but I would say...

Thoughts:

Mycroft hasn't been mentioned (except by the writer's that there isn't a voice actor for him yet) and this fits in with the surprise John and the audience will get when he is introduced. I'm excited for that but tbh I don't have any other thoughts, when he does appear DW I'll tag you in my post of thoughts :))

My hopes/expectations is that:

Mycroft is not slim. LISTENNNN LISTENNNN OKAYY, often hes portrayed as slim due to medical/mental issues which I still love btw (the approach to his character with these are some of the most powerful fics I have ever read) I just want a Mycroft that is a big boy and I hope he is.

Mycroft doesn't worry about Sherlock that often due to seeing him online with John now, he also follows the podcast, twitter account and is definitely on their patreon. That's why we haven't heard of him so far because there's no need for him to contact Sherlock. He's going to make a comment about the podcast and the detective career when he's introduced though.

Lestrade and Mycroft actually keep in touch quite often- not just due to Sherlock but cause of Lestrade being the DI and Mycroft being the government would mean they would cross paths more often than not. Especially true in hostage negotiations and/or terrorists attacks!! Lestrade would have to be present as it's all hands on deck and Mycroft may just be needed for 'cleanup' afterwards. They both could be introduced at the same time or within episode of each other. If not, they will know each other soon!!

Mycroft and Sherlock will do their iconic back and forth deduction but with both Mariana and John present. 👀

Mycroft doesn't drink alcohol nor consumes anything that wasn't made then tested - can't risk being intoxicated or poisoned when he could be called up at any moment, there's no time for resting. He does throw caution to the wind when he eats at Sherlock's though, hoping for a scene where they are having dinner together.

John will have direct contact with Mycroft just like Lestrade after they meet, this allows Mycroft to be a reoccurring character (FINGERS CROSSED MY GUYS!).

Mycroft is going to have a one on one conversation with John off the record about the case of The Greek Interpreter and John will definitely record it and then later plans to delete/censor it but Sherlock says not to and just publish it raw because why not. It be funny lol.

Further head-canons (some are also hoped or expected) because now I'm lost in the sauce and can't stop:

Mycroft has never worried about himself too much outside of work reasons, he was too busy taking care of Sherlock + the estate and handling incompetent politicians and global political leaders to ever care.

Sherlock was and is a danger to everything alive or objects - including himself!! This especially when he was a child doing any sort of experiment because often touch and tasting is the first thing done, so Mycroft aged like 20 years when Sherlock was a child in his 'i must grab and put this foreign thing in my mouth' phase. One time he wanted to touch and taste the insides of his bee plushie - it was just cotton tho (and a heart attack for Mycroft).

He is the reason Sherlock has expensive tastes and was unable to lean him off it due to having the exact palette as well. He's the reason Sherlock is spoiled about his groceries but don't say that to Mycroft because he did his best...not really but he likes his branded sweets okay.

Mycroft (as he is a big boy) needed suits that were custom made for him and up to his impeccable standards so he got them commissioned and had the designer he found to also create sensory friendly clothing for Sherlock. 🥹

Mycroft likes John Watson and Mariana a lot, they both love his brother and that's the only thing he could ask for.

Mycroft is a tank!! He is more than capable of neutralising someone if needed - whether hand to hand or by weapon/s - but just like how he isn't a detective, he isn't his own bodyguard nor hitman because he's lazy and that's why you have employees.

Mycroft thought that Sherlock and John are more than friends but gets even more confused when Mariana is there? Then decides it's none of his business really, he needs to focus on easing tensions between the King and the Prime Minister.

Mycroft and Sherlock not only had deduce-offs but also regularly fought one on one hand to hand combat for fun. Mycroft was scared asf tho when Sherlock started to have intense interests in swords, no thank you.

Mycroft unlike his behaviour at work being that of an ice man whose looks could kill, is awkward and shy when it comes to Sherlock. There's not much to talk about when you're siblings whose work requires the utmost confidentiality, can easily deduce what the other did and with one's work famously being published and the other's influence clear in every political news!!

Now that's all I have, I'm sure my brain will come up with some more stuff later on and i'll be sure to tag you in them from now on!!

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

it's in so many fics and so many metas and so many joke posts and so many people act like it's a blatant canonical fact that sometimes it feels like im going crazy

but every time i rewatch the show im struck by how literally the only solid evidence for the interpretation that izzy is essential in running ed's ship

is the fact that izzy says so

[op3ra]

neeeew rusty reference <3 (regular color scheme + more saturated color scheme)

starlight rusty below the cut; couple more versions coming eventually :3

[wildshadowtamer]

just to add my two cents into All Of This, i think photomatt is a pathetic man who does not understand the culture of his own website, and also does not understand what a threat is. despite having a tumblr account himself, i do not think he has ever actually engaged with the users of this website. if he did, he would see that jokingly threatening people with ways of harm that are physically impossible to recreate in real life is how tumblr users work.

He also doesn't understand what 'sexually explicit' or 'mature' means, because the person that got banned was also said, by matt himself, to have posted 'mistagged explicit pictures' when she, to my knowledge, only posted a pair of selfies, from the collarbone up, showing her transition over an amount of time. fully clothed, no nipples in sight, no genitals, no offense hand gestures, just a trans woman taking a selfie.

[vulturevanity]

Read Not So Shoujo Love Story on Webtoon if you want an ass kicking

[greenapel]

cringetober day 3: unnecessarily complex (out)fit!

[galactic-cumslut]

double dare ya

toxic rick does things to me…after i rewatched the episode this idea popped into my brain and i had to write it down-it was too good to pass up thgh

✰rick but worse, the usual rick warning with a cherry on top, non-con elements, oral(m)

“don’t go thinkin your pussy is something special ignorant bitch, it just happens to be convenient to me”

the disgusting green ooze burned your skin as it came in contact. it wasn’t a pleasant burn either like when you took an especially hot shower. it was the kind of burning you’d feel if you placed your palm against the stove top. what could you do though ? he had you trapped against a wall.

“you say that but it’s clear how badly you want to fuck me”.

he looked like your rick. he sounded like your rick. he even acted like your rick- all the worst parts of him that is.

and silly-naive you believed it was your rick for a short time. when he had told you it was an experiment gone wrong it made perfect sense. it wasn’t the weirdest thing you’d seen him do ,far from it in fact.

“ohhh look at you , what a snappy little come back. you think you’re tough huh”? he grabbed your face and forced you to look him in the eyes. they were cold and black, not one ray of light shone through. “let’s see if you’re still running your mouth after i stuff it”.

he wasted no time shaving you down to your knees. you yelped in pain as your knee caps met the cold concrete of the garage. that didn’t deter him though it only made his smile wider.

“this is only the beginning”.

your eyes welled with tears as his dripping green cock met your lips. the burning sensation was becoming more intolerable by the second.

“open your fucking mouth bitch, we don’t have all fucking day”. he snapped, yanking your head back so you were forced to meet his eyes. “you should be treating me as if i was your damn god. beg me for mercy and praise my name”.

this rick scared you..a lot. he didn’t seem to have the same hidden kindness your rick seemed to have. this one was too focused on himself to feel anything for anyone else.

“i-i’m so sorry sir”. you managed to say, the best thing to do was okay his game till you could find a way out. “please forgive me, as i am nothing but a mortal i don’t know of your power”.

he scoffed but loosened his grip on your locks. he was pleased with this response. “you’re just as stupid as the rest of them..let’s see if you can suck dick better than you use your brain”.

his shaft entering your mouth was enough to make you gag. not just at the size but at the taste but the texture and feeling as well. it tasted like mildew and had a slimey feeling. your entire mouth was on fire.

toxic rick could see the distaste on your face.

“oh don’t be such a baby y/n, you should be thankful i’m allowing someone like you to even get this close to me. it’s an honor”.

[necrolexic0n]

i think of and immediately fold over this audio daily just take it away from me please im too gay for this

[againstpollutions]

you ever see a fandom post that's like so far out of character you think it should be possible to deactivate someone's blog for them

[hella1975]

lately ive been crying like a tall child. etc. if you even care

[crowowouch]

proudly inspired by this

[quillisadoll]

Guys I'm so confused is this part of the ouran manga?? It seems just so randomly put. I originally thought this was about honeys goth girlfriend who exists in the manga but idk

MANGA READERS HELP ME!!

IS THIS A BUG FROM MY SHITTY MANGA WEBSITE OR AM I JUST DUMB?? WHO KNOWSSSSS