#he is top tier

[galactic-cumslut]

double dare ya

toxic rick does things to me…after i rewatched the episode this idea popped into my brain and i had to write it down-it was too good to pass up thgh

✰rick but worse, the usual rick warning with a cherry on top, non-con elements, oral(m)

“don’t go thinkin your pussy is something special ignorant bitch, it just happens to be convenient to me”

the disgusting green ooze burned your skin as it came in contact. it wasn’t a pleasant burn either like when you took an especially hot shower. it was the kind of burning you’d feel if you placed your palm against the stove top. what could you do though ? he had you trapped against a wall.

“you say that but it’s clear how badly you want to fuck me”.

he looked like your rick. he sounded like your rick. he even acted like your rick- all the worst parts of him that is.

and silly-naive you believed it was your rick for a short time. when he had told you it was an experiment gone wrong it made perfect sense. it wasn’t the weirdest thing you’d seen him do ,far from it in fact.

“ohhh look at you , what a snappy little come back. you think you’re tough huh”? he grabbed your face and forced you to look him in the eyes. they were cold and black, not one ray of light shone through. “let’s see if you’re still running your mouth after i stuff it”.

he wasted no time shaving you down to your knees. you yelped in pain as your knee caps met the cold concrete of the garage. that didn’t deter him though it only made his smile wider.

“this is only the beginning”.

your eyes welled with tears as his dripping green cock met your lips. the burning sensation was becoming more intolerable by the second.

“open your fucking mouth bitch, we don’t have all fucking day”. he snapped, yanking your head back so you were forced to meet his eyes. “you should be treating me as if i was your damn god. beg me for mercy and praise my name”.

this rick scared you..a lot. he didn’t seem to have the same hidden kindness your rick seemed to have. this one was too focused on himself to feel anything for anyone else.

“i-i’m so sorry sir”. you managed to say, the best thing to do was okay his game till you could find a way out. “please forgive me, as i am nothing but a mortal i don’t know of your power”.

he scoffed but loosened his grip on your locks. he was pleased with this response. “you’re just as stupid as the rest of them..let’s see if you can suck dick better than you use your brain”.

his shaft entering your mouth was enough to make you gag. not just at the size but at the taste but the texture and feeling as well. it tasted like mildew and had a slimey feeling. your entire mouth was on fire.

toxic rick could see the distaste on your face.

“oh don’t be such a baby y/n, you should be thankful i’m allowing someone like you to even get this close to me. it’s an honor”.

[aestheticpearl]

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP TANUKI IS BACK

[ryllen]

x

[poobirdy]

xin mo did not become the demonic op sword of all three realms for this!!! for @kawouwu who asked for binggeyuan sillies! thank you for your donation to svsss' gotcha 4 gaza!

[br1ghtestlight]

bob was so autistic in this episode

[dosemakesthepoison]

Just saw a post about zevrans torturers in the fade being dalish elves that made me think about this.

I was listening to zevrans dialogue with the warden and other companions and zevran truly doesn't identify with or as basically any of the groups he could conceivably be a part of. He's left the crows so he's no longer a crow, he was rejected by the dalish and is not really a "true elf", he can't go back to being a kid in the brothel (last place he felt unconditional love). He's never had a lover which wasn't a contract or he didn't kill. He's just very dissociated from himself and everyone around him.

The only thing he consistently identifies as is being worth 7 gold coins. He says it to the warden more than once. He says it to some of the companions. My guys got 1 thing defining his self worth and it's that the crows bought him for 7 gold coins. And what does the warden give him to increase affinity? Gold bars. The warden is saying "You are worth so much more than what the crows paid for" in a quite literal sense. I'm emotional about the pixel man again.

[ego-meliorem-esse]

Im gonna answer asks i swear to god i will just let me indulge myself a bit here

[kwistowee]

#core strength

[glittter-skeleton]

I love how into that nerd she is

[gay-jesus-probably]

I like the general fandom trend to just take the plot of Hyrule Warriors as a loose guideline at best and just use the whole concept as a good excuse to get blorbos to interact across timelines, BUT I'm very disappointed that everyone is missing the comedic potential of a very specific squad of characters:

Young Link (aka Mask), who walks out of the nightmare of Majora's Mask and immediately gets portal kidnapped into a temporal war, takes one look at the whole mess and decides that you could not fucking pay him to admit to being the resident expert on Time Shenanigans. He introduces himself with the title of Hero of Termina, and definitely doesn't have any other ones, that would be crazy. Hero of Time? Never heard of him.

Tetra, who is a kickass pirate captain with zero patience for people trying to shove her into the Designated Princess role, and realizes immediately that Oh Fuck, this Hyrule has a lot of Ideas about how the Hero and the Princess are supposed to properly play their parts, the second they realize she's technically a Zelda they're gonna shove her in a goddamn dress and damsel her again, that's not happening. So she's definitely just a really cool pirate captain, nothing else going on here at all, definitely not the heir of the Hylian royal family in her time, that'd be crazy.

Ravio, who is literally just a palette swapped Link, meaning that the second his hood comes off, things are gonna get Awkward. There's no way in hell he's dealing with all that Hero baggage, that's Link work, so that giant bunny hood/mask is practically superglued to his head, and he's not taking it off for love or money.

Spirit Tracks Zelda, who is just in the Phantom Armour the whole time, and passing herself off as just a friendly ghost posessing a suit of armour to help the Hero of Spirits. Of course she isn't Princess Zelda, that's ridiculous, if she were a Zelda then people would start getting really weird about her technically being dead, and boy does that ever sound like a whole Thing she doesn't want to deal with, so she can't possibly be Zelda, she's just a nice ghost knight. Also, her teenage grandma is here, and that's kinda weird, so it's easier to just not admit to being royalty and avoid that awkward conversation.

Finally there's Sheik, who is not the Princess Zelda of the era straight up abandoning her war torn country for months at a time so she can risk her life in extreme cosplay for no clear reason, but is instead the actual Sheik from Ocarina of Time, who just beat Ganondorf like a month ago and is still trying to process what the fuck to do now. Also, he's been pretending to be a boy since he was ten, and is realizing there's a pretty good chance that he isn't pretending anymore, so that's a whole other can of worms. But for the last seven years of his life, being Princess Zelda meant certain death, so he's not really inclined to introduce himself like when in a new and stressful situation (not to mention he might actually just not be a girl named Zelda anymore), so he automatically introduces himself as just Sheik the spooky ninja man, and fuck he's in too deep to back out now, looks like he's committing to the bit. If you think you sense the Triforce of Wisdom on him, no you don't.

Cue shenanigans as the five of them attempt to hide that they're all actually kind of A Big Deal. The group motto is "Nobody says shit", which is usually delivered as a frantic hiss whenever someone slips up. Just the reunion between Sheik and Mask alone would be absolutely buckwild given how they parted, and how they're both frantically pretending to Not be involved with each other. For added hilarity and/or drama, Sheik gives his semi-bullshit cover story of having just been a friend of the Hero of Time, then runs into said Hero of Time and they both have to desperately pretend not to know each other, because if anyone picks up on the mountain of baggage between them then Mask is busted, and he won't hesitate to drag Sheik down with him out of sheer spite. Not to mention the weird balance of Sheik being used to this Link being a teenager that's actually a small child, and now has to adjust to Link who is a small child that's actually a teenager.

Also, i really feel like we're all missing out on the comedy potential of Ganondorf recognizing Young Link on sight and the two of them immediately launching into a grudge match with some extremely personal and specific insults on both sides. Meanwhile literally everybody else is just standing there watching, trying to process the fact that out of every single person that's been pulled out of time, Ganondorf only has personal beef with a literal nine year old.

I just feel like we're all really sleeping on the potential for Shenanigans here. The whole thing is an absurd mess, why not have some fun with it?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

everyone's favorite menace to society

[shadeofazmeinya]

my favorite types of Eliot grifts in Leverage are:

1. glasses

2. the weirdest fucking guy you can imagine

[ghost-inthe-hall]

What's the context?!?!??!

[thankstothe]

Ok

[thefrsers]

SAM HEUGHAN

Nobleman Magazine 2024

[dailygale]

I like that there seems to be two ways people dress up their Gale:

Gale Dekarios, resplendent wizard extraordinaire; most regal and impressive weaver of magic in all the Sword Coast.

Gale Dekarios, man of the land, ready to roll up his sleeves and wash some fucking dishes.

He is a many of many layers. A roast onion, if you will.

An archmage in the streets,

a malewife in the sheets

(er. or something to that effect. you get where i'm going)