#please someone let me know of their ship name

[welcometololaland]

almost uploaded a picture of my bank statement instead of this header! happy days!

thanks for the tags @hippolotamus @kiwiana-writes @happiness-of-the-pursuit @rmd-writes

@nancygillianmvp @terramous @tellmegoodbye @freneticfloetry @beautifulhigh

@orchidscript @myheartalivewrites and @strandnreyes (don't think that was a real tag but i'm taking it anyway to force you to love me).

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

49 (last time it was 46 but i feel like that isn't enough of a difference? disappointed in myself dfhskjh)

2. What's your Ao3 bodycount word count?

1,119,086 which does include some co-writes, but I also have around 200k of unposted WIP in my google docs so i'm counting it (including a fully written fic - someone put their hands around my neck and force me to edit it PLEASE).

3. Which fandoms do you write for?

red white and royal blue, 911 lone star, top gun maverick (flirting with winter's orbit always)

4. Top 5 fics by kudos?

the order of these has changed but not the identity:

Speak for Yourself (RWRB) (you know when eminem said he'd never be able to top My Name Is? this is my version of that)

Fifty First Dates (RWRB) (oodie agenda reigns supreme)

The RIng-In (Lone Star) (otherwise, lone star is in danger of being eviscerated from this top 5 lmao)

(Not) A Cinderella Story (RWRB) (NDAs are hot, apparently)

Cursed is a State of Mind (RWRB) (cursed caffeine is the main drawcard let's not lie)

5. Do you respond to comments?

i try my absolute best to. i am currently really behind and i apologise for that (the problem is, i reply to comments before i post anything and i haven't posted anything in ages).

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

serious answer - Contaminated

my answer - oh baby i'm a fool for you because we never find out if they actually watch twilight and that's a damn shame

7. What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

literally everything else - i don't really do open endings or sad endings! in the words of the great philosopher, skepta: "nah, that's not me."

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i used to, but i haven't in ages! thank god for that.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

yes, although i have to say i've been moving away from pwp lately. i feel my best smut is written into longer fics where the sex serves a plot or characterisation purpose within the frame of the overarching narrative.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

yes, a RWRB/LS but i never finished it. ALTA is a veronica mars inspired tarlos fic which kind of feels like a crossover at times.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not to my knowledge :)

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes! Phonography (Lone Star) has been translated, as has Baby, Make Your Move (Lone Star) and Warm Whispers (Lone Star). I'm very grateful to the incredible people who have made these translations happen - you are so talented.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic?

yes, many with @dustratcentral. I also wrote a chapter of a co-written fic with a whole bunch of incredible RWRB authors called never the same twice.

@rmd-writes and I have created (Un)Professional Services and (upcoming) Call Me (By Your Name).

The Rainbow Fish was co-written with @strandnreyes.

I love co-writing so much and I am always open to anyone who wants to give it a go!

14. What's your all time favourite ship?

me + my unposted wips.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

probably the aforementioned crossover which was apparently also my answer last time.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i'm allergic to giving myself compliments but i would say maybe dialogue/banter and worldbuilding.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

keeping things short. also, exposition.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

kinda scared to because i don't speak any other languages and i'm so hesitant to annoy my very talented multi-lingual friends with my annoying questions.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

we don't talk about that.

20. Favourite fic you've written?

probably still Love Game because the experience was just so amazing and i never wanted to stop writing it.

heaps of people have already done this so leaving an open tag and also a couple of suggestions under the cut but apologies if you've already participated or been tagged 7 million times:

@bonheur-cafe @theghostofashton @thebumblecee @indomitable-love @eclectic-sassycoweyes

@tailoredshirt @vineofroses @liminalmemories21 @mikibwrites @birdclowns

@ladytessa74 @basilsunrise @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @rosedavid @sanjuwrites

@alrightbuckaroo @three-drink-amy @marjansmarwani @dumbpeachjuice @doublel27

@lemonlyman-dotcom @blueink3 @ambiguouspenny @clottedcreamfudge @emmalostinwonderland

@sail-not-drift @inexplicablymine @celeritas2997 @cricketnationrise @reyesstrand

@goodways @carlos-in-glasses @heartstringsduet @sunshinestrand @sherryvalli

[chrometheraptor]

Read @prttart’s fic Five Minute Late Policy again and wanted to do a bunch of sketches :D

Closeups under the cut bc the canvas is big

[spacediddly]

Delta Dawn x John Dory fans, I need y’all to think of the possibilities that come from them being ex-lovers who still have feelings for each other.

Please imagine JD coming to visit Lonesome Flats for the first time in years and when he sees Delta again, she’s at a jamboree singing Carla Bruni’s “Stand By Your Man”

[ophiliaclement]

quick sketch

[questioningpunctuation]

HELP?????

PARTY POISONS BOYTOY?? WEAKNESS: GETTING SHOT??? 😭😭😭

[jollyrolls]

I am pretty impressed by how good this turned out!! I did not have any good ideas for the monster prompt so I decided to make some fanart for this amazing and adorable fic!! The ending scene was a lot hotter and fun and you need to read it!!

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i love these ship name polls so mucj because you can TELL just by looking in the notes who claims to be in the fandom and hasnt actually watched the show. some of these are so obvious guys. pointing at the d.px.d/c fans like. you guys have not actually watched danny phantom and it shows

[deus-ex-mona]

mfw someone i’m mutually blocked with seems to frequent this blog anyway (you know who you are)

[glitchthedemon]

So basically, I was thinking about why Cross x Killer is such a popular ship, and I came to the conclusion is was probably because they were both in Underverse and most people seem to be suckers for enemies/rivals to lovers OR they’re both similar with the whole knife thing and Chara deal thing(?)

Then I wondered if someone else was in Underverse instead of Killer, for example Dust, would he be more shipped with Cross instead? If so, what would the ship name be, instead of Kross?

You wanna know what I came up with??? For Cross x Dust???

CRUST

Officially THE WORST ship name ever to exist. It’s plagued my mind and now must plague yours I’m so sorry

[my-gf-is-kazuichi-soda]

I think I spent 5hrs on this? I made it in one day bc I'm nuts. Enjoy!

[beebonkbiki]

commission from @renbazz of renji and bazz b from bleach!

[piratekingnika]

My gay Dr. Stone headcannons and ships for pride because I'm gay

Tsukasa, Aro/Ace, Cis (he/him)

Senkuu, Demiromantic, Asexual, Cis (he/him) x Gen, Bisexual, Genderfluid (he/they/she)

Taiju, Pansexual, Cis (he/him) x Yuzuriha, Panromantic, Demisexual, Demigirl (she/they)

Kohaku, Bisexual, Cis (she/her) x Amaryllise, Lesbian, Cis (she/her)

Chrome, Questioning, Cis (he/him) x Ruri, Pansexual, Genderfluid (she/they)

Kinro, Demiromantic, Asexual, Nonbinary (they/he)

Ginro, Bisexual, Cis (he/him) x Matsukaze, Queer, Nonbinary (they/them)

Kaseki, Gay, Cis (he/him)

Ukyo, Pansexual, Nonbinary (they, he)

Ryusui, Pansexual, Poly, Cis (he/him) x Francois, Pansexual, Nonbinary (they/them)

Nikki, Lesbian, Trans (she/her) x Kirisame, Lesbian, Genderfluid (she/they)

Hyouga, Bisexual, Poly, Cis (he/him) x Homura, Bisexual, Poly, Questioning (they/she) x Moz, Bisexual, Poly, Cis (he/him)

(((QPR))) Sai, Queer, Trans (he/they) x Chelsea, Aro/Ace, Nonbinary (they/she)

Xeno, Gay, Nonbinary (he/they) x Stanly, Queer, Genderfluid (any)

HAPPY PRIDE!!!

[winterfireice]

Ok by Cadence Talle and Livvy Sonden totally dated at some piont

They also went to school together and Cadence was part of the friend group because I love them both and I think a friendship between these two would be one of the best things

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

mal shadow and bone looks so much like hardin from after i’m so sorry for saying that it’s my truth though. it’s the bone structure or something idk. anyway it’s alina time <3 trying to paint lemons even though i should fully be going to sleep rn

[prismatic-bell]

You know, if you’re a goy, and you want to help with antisemitism online, you want to know one of the biggest things you could do right now?

Just reach out to some Jews to shoot the shit. Not about Israel or Palestine or Hamas or Netanyahu or any of it. Just…how was Chanukkah? Half your blog is OFMD, who do you ship if you roll that way? Love your cat posts, what’s the kitty’s name?

We have been reduced to Good Jew Who Hates Israel And All Things Jewish, and Evil Jew Who Doesn’t Want To Die To Be Absolved Of Palestine. We are not allowed to be people anymore. Someone I know on here, a goy, got harassed because she was having a crummy week and asked for cheer-up things and when I reblogged with a picture of one of my cats she reblogged from me with something like “HE’S SO FLUFFY.” Someone literally went after her for thinking a Jew had a cute cat. Apparently an Australian reblogging a cat pic from an American is somehow oppressing people in Palestine.

We’ve been isolated and alienated and people are calling for our deaths because apparently killing Jews will help Palestine, or something. Please, just…let us be people. A lot of us have lost a LOT of friends in the last two months. One of my losses was someone I’d known for seven years who instantly started simping for Hamas. That cuts. That cuts DEEP.

If you want to help, start by being a friend. It’s really that simple.

[weyounbathwater]

A donkey with a man's name was found playing poker call that a card ass ian lmaoo wait whats happ

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Guys, that same admirer left me another bouquet of Kilmarian daisies in my quarters <3

#personal #dax rambles #wishing for her

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#kai speaks #religion #the prophets #pagh #pagh hacks

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