#pleeeease lmfao

[ardentpoop]

if the fandom gave their anime body pillow of dean any more undeserved credit or hurled any more darts at their mustachioed-villain caricature of john they would open a rift to an alternate universe where spn was a good show and its fans had good taste

[artaelyn]

I'm so cringe but I am on top of the world about it.

Bonus:

[non-un-topo]

Okay so I could not sing before T and I still can't, but I'm absolutely stoked at how I'm able to hit much lower notes than before

[ourmondobongo]

AAAAAAAAAND-

I did all these Zeke reblogs bc I was looking for a specific art I know I've reblogged years ago... And I have found EVERYTHING but the ONE fanart I was looking for LOL

*crying*

[thigh-inspectors]

[dwaekkicidal]

Any thoughts on daddy boyfriend Minho? x

DADDY BOYFIE MINHO?¿¿??¿?? 😣😣 many thoughts... i got a little (a lot) carried away and made this sugar daddy to boyfriend minho and a lot longer than i meant to lol.. hope you enjoy <3

warnings: gn!reader, last paragraph has pet play, daddy dom!minho

For some reason I instantly thought of Sugar Daddy Minho, who is only <10 years older than you but is well off due to his job AND gives off the dominant vibes that make you respect him as an 'elder' right off the bat. He first sees you in a coffee shop he goes to with one of his friends, you're too pretty for him to miss out on so he strikes up a conversation with you. His looks mixed with the confidence he gave off made you instantly attracted to him. So much so that you fold embarrassingly fast when he brings up a 'Sugar Baby' idea.

You trust him pretty easily right away because he made you both sign a contract containing agreements for both of your safety and HE'S the one who puts the 'no sex' rule in place: only asking for your companionship and occasional dates (he doesn't tell you right away but he only did it for your comfort, he makes it VERY clear how into you he is both emotionally and physically). After you find that out, you tell him you don't want the rule in place and he immediately throws it out the window. (& you two fuck that night hehe) Everything is still the same after this but now you two are dating and the contract hold less meaning the longer you two date (until he inevitably brings up vetoing the contract because he trusts you that much c':)

On the outside: You two look like any other couple! The only time people bat an eye is when you "Daddy! Can you buy me this?? Pleaseee~" to him in public after they just watched you kiss on the lips (LMFAO). And let me tell you, Daddy boyfie Minho spoils you rotten. Even more so now that you two have known each other for a long while so he's no longer afraid of being 'scammed by a stranger'. Now it's just the love of his life who he plans to marry soon enough is asking for a well deserved treat. He leaves no space for any ifs, ands, or buts from anybody when he decides that you deserve a new present. The store is out of stock? Tough shit. Order it now or show him the nearest store that has it in stock. Oh, it's not for sale anymore? That's unfortunate. "I'll pay you triple if you give me the last ones you have in the back."

"Don't worry kitty. I don't care how many places I have to drive to, you earned this this so you are getting this. Nuh-uh! No 'buts.'"

Oh, and Daddy boyfie Minho absolutely folds the second he sees your puppy dog eyes and pouted lips, no matter what is for. Whether it be for him to do something for you that he wouldn't do for anybody else or go somewhere with you that he doesn't want to go or anything that his friends wouldn't catch him dead doing. For you? It's done the second the request leaves your lips. That concert that you want to go to with him but he's busy that day? Oh look at that, the meeting was 'randomly' pushed back a day. That pretty piece of jewelry he told you to 'wait' for? "Don't give me those eyes, kitty.. You know I- Ah. Fuck it. Excuse me, can I buy one of those?" That person hurt your feelings? Realistically nothing much he can do but he will stare holes into their head and do everything in his power to get them far far away from you while cooing at you and comforting you.

"Kitty... you know I hate crowded places.." Pleeeease Daddy! It will only last a few hours! And I promise I'll make it up to you~

Daddy boyfie Minho who is an ass man and absolutely LOVES to spank you in any scenario. You're cooking a meal? Should've kept your guard up. -smack- Oh, you're minding your business doing work at your desk? Will literally go out of his way to stand you up, land a smack to your ass, then sit you back down and walk away. There will be days where he doesn't hit you on the ass even once, but that always means that he has already or will grab a handful and just sit there. Also does this in public and in front of your & his friends. After a while nobody is phased, and everybody goes on with the conversation as if he isn't grabbing at your cheeks like a freak.

In front of my parents? Really? "Sorry Jagiii. (he's not) You know I can't help myself! You're just too cute~"

Behind closed doors: Daddy boyfie Minho who you can't help but submit to immediately every time you're in the bedroom. You did it the first time you had sex and you can tell he felt something awakened in him. Now, after many many sessions, you default to kneeling on the floor in front of him while he stands or sits in before you and pets your hair softy like his little kitty<3. Even on days you're particularly bratty, you tend to just submit the second he's in a position with space between his legs for you. He loves being in power both in and outside of the bedroom, so any time you're below him and oh so submissive he's weak in the knees and his chest is swelling with pride & horniess.

"You're always so good for me, right kitty? Just a good little pet for your Daddy~"

Daddy boyfie Minho who, I literally can't stress this enough, loooves when you submit it him with no struggle. That being said, on particularly stressful days when one of you is pent up and wants a harder scenario, he can't lie to himself and say he doesn't enjoy if you brat out and make him work for it. But on days like that, just remember that he's in MeanRacha for a reason😉 Likes having you lay across his lap so he can swap between fingering you and spanking you (or on particularly fiending days, will use a dildo and/or vibrator on you hehe). Coos at you and smiles at your strangled moans and pleads of "Daddy please! 'S too much" , only to then push the dildo even deeper into you or the vibrator harder against you.

"Awww it's too much? Too bad. Now be a good little kitty and take what is given to you." >.<

I'm a firm believer that Daddy boyfie Minho would love to put a collar on you and keeps a whole collection for you to choose from depending on your outfit/mood. Discreet ones (aka general "submissive collars") for when you're going in public and not trying to be uncomfortable with other people's looks. But then he has very obvious ones for the bedroom, specifically ones with a biiig hole in the middle or a space attached to it so he can attach a leash to it. When you're sitting between his legs he likes to wrap the leash around his hand a few times and hold you close against his thigh, stroking your cheek and just sitting there enjoying the comfort of the moment. But it only lasts so long before he uses the leverage of the tight leash to fuck your mouth onto his dick <3

"Which pretty collar will it be today, my love? The black one matches your outfit, but you know I do love that mint one on you."

[carnivorousyandeere]

Been thinking about how it would be if some of the different yans and yan groups interacted

Mehri and Tasha being invited to the Cliffside Inn for business purposes (since they’re interior designers) and Mehri immediately being like. No, nope, fuck no, this place has weird vibes, we’re out. And Tasha is like “I dunno, I think it’s kinda nice :)” just like a husband in a horror movie, Tai is like “pleeeease can we stop arguing and enjoy the vacation 🥺. Look, look how happy they are;” *points to Varsha and Memphis running around on the beach and pushing each other into the water or sand dunes.* At least the werecats could get along pretty easily with Airna and Isla. Could imagine Kurtis startling Memphis and getting hissed at

The Werecats being invited to the Werewolves’ lodge for similar reasons but unanimously going “Nope,” and leaving pretty much immediately. It doesn’t help that the werecats, coming from a city out in the desert, already feel so claustrophobic amongst the mountains and trees obscuring the sky in the werewolves’ forest town.

The Werecats coming across Cryptid and being like ????? You’re kind of a weird cat but you can come home with us. And they bathe him and feed him and everything like you would a stray cat (like they kinda did with Memphis lmfao). If they ever realize he’s actually a coyote hybrid they’re just like huh. Okay. Well we love you anyway :^)

The Werewolves visiting Cliffside Inn for a trip to the beach (maybe they won a competition to go~) and immediately things are strange, tensions are high between a lot of them. The werewolves are more down-to-earth and their lodge is supposed to be affordable; I can imagine them being uncomfortable with the glitz and glitter of the expensive Cliffside, and some of the Cliffside mer (cough cough Cecilia… cough) being unhappy with their “lack of etiquette.” Kurtis, Mateo, and Hana become fast friends and tell each other ghost stories in the dark. Ace and Eris probably get into a fight to the death

Saturnia’s darling visiting the werewolves’ lodge and she’s just up in the trees outside the lodge, anxious, if something happens she doesn’t know if she can fight the werewolves to protect you—! And the werewolves are on edge too, they can smell something strange in the woods, feel it watching, but can’t find it… (lmfao Saturnia sitting in a tree while the werewolves circle underneath howling up at her and scratching at the tree like >:( come down here and fight >:((( and she’s just like, “no 😰”)

[sydmarch]

pleeeease do they actually sell the "im bein gay over here" shirt lmfao

[hodgepodge-of-rog]

Can anyone PLEASE make my photos of Brian HD?!!! It was taken on an iphone 6s (yes in 2019 lmfao) and the quality is “ok” but i neeeeed HD.

I KNOW someone already has but it was in 2019 and I have no idea where it is on my thooousands of posts here 😭 pleeeease thank you!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[acourtofthought]

Hello, hello!! Thanks for answering my Tamlin-Vassa question! :D

First, those readers who say that Elain hasn't been nice to Lucien are the same as the characters who expect Elain to be nice just because that's all they expect from her. She's....nice. Feyre and Nesta were openly angry and terrible at their own mates. Why can't Elain be the way she is? Oh because she's Elain and she has to be "nice"? Pleeeease. This is exactly why Rhys said that Elain might be that way because that's what's expected of her. My babygirl Rhys can be an asshole sometimes, but BACK OFF, he's right okay? LMFAO. When he told Az to back the f*** up, I was like I always knew I loved you for a reason Rhysie. SJM uses him many times to express HER own thoughts. That's why they turn out right most of the time.

Second, I think Vassa and Tamlin could be interesting just because Tamlin needs a good whipping. Hahahaha. Vassa might be able to do it. But at the end of the day, I feel like his story ties in with Lucien and Tamlin won't be getting any romance. He might die, who knows? I am pretty neutral with him at this point. He can get a redemption or no redemption, I can deal with it.

Third, I don't think Lucien and Vassa work because they are both associated with fire. Fire and fire do not necessarily work for a harmonious relationship. SJM retconned a lot when she decided that Nesta and Lucien, who are both associated with fire, would not work because they'd probably kill each other. That same reasoning could be applied to Lucien and Vassa. Also, when Lucien tells Feyre about Vassa for the first time, he says that he thinks they'd get along. My immediate reaction was--oh, so he kinda sees Vassa the way he sees Feyre, maybe not as close with that much history, but very much as a friend (Feycien bestfriendship for the win! What do you think about that friendship btw?) or maybe like a sister. When Lucien blushed at the end of ACOWAR, I don't think it was because of Vassa, but because Feyre called him an acolyte, meaning that he, a Fae, was suddenly very pro-human. Lulu has come a long way. Also, the way Lucien calls Jurian and Vassa as "being at each other's throats" sounds very much like TENSION. And Lucien sounded more annoyed about having to deal with their fighting. You know, it amazes me how well Lucien can make friends and get along with so many people. He just manages to transform himself as necessary and it's not fake. It's just who he is.

Finally, yes, my friend accepted all this. The conversation started with her being like aw Elain and Az. By the end of it aka 20 minutes later, she was on my side. It didn't take much convincing because AGAIN, she's just a casual reader.

Thanks for letting me rant!!! And for answering my question! I know I basically asked more in this one but heh. You just answer so fast and you answer so well!

PS. I want Dorian and Manon to get their own novella. I need their HEA. I am a Dorian girl. You? Lorcan, Rowan or Dorian? Also, did you see the new SJM interview from yesterday? It sounds like we should be getting news about CC 3 soon! I want her to get that out already so that we can move on to ACOTAR 5!!! Heh.

Much love! <3

I'm so excited to get a follow up from you!

And I LOVE that you pointed out the hypocrisy for those that were accepting of Nesta and Feyre being cold toward Cassian and Feyre while not being accepting of Elain who was possibly in an even worse position with Lucien considering she was engaged and in love with Graysen (whereas Feyre had chosen to leave Tamlin). Elain is nice but....she deserves to feel what she's feeling for as long as she needs to feel it especially because choosing not to engage with someone that you've never really met before is not actually "mean". No, she's not handling it in the socially polite and appropriate way but she's not going out of her way to insult him or spit venom at him. They have a bond but that doesn't come with a set of rules she has to follow. And so far Lucien hasn't asked, "will you consider our bond?" so it's not like she's refusing to answer direct questions he's asking her.

And I agree. Rhys pulling rank in the POV is a highly debated one but why would he sit there and say, "go for it man!" when Az said nothing about caring for Elain as a person, nothing about being over Mor, and only focused on the fact that his brothers got a bond so why didn't he? Rhys isn't acting like a High Lord, he's acting like a protective older brother (in law) who basically had a buddy tell him he wanted to Hit it and Quit it with his little sister. Taking the political stuff out of the equation, that fact alone was reason enough for him to put his foot down. Rhys had every reason to think Az was just using Elain for a good time since he knew he couldn't have the female he had wanted for centuries.

Hahaha! I love your take on Vassa and Tamlin and I do agree. Because she would be the kind of female who wouldn't let him get away with ANY-THING. Which I kind of think someone like Tamlin needs, the type to match every attempt he makes at exerting control over a situation with their own dominance. But I also see what you see. Tamlin's story will definitely cross with Lucien's and I don't think a Tamlin romance is going to be a focus of that. I think we'll see the mending of their friendship (whether they'll ever be as close, I'm not sure) and Tamlin figuring out what he's going to do in terms of his Court and I think love is just not in the near future for him.

And YES!!! SJM rarely does literal matching of a couples powers. Aelin was Fire and Rowan was Wind, Ice, Lightning. Bryce is the ability to wield Starlight and Hunt is Lightning. They might play off one another like Cassian and Nesta both being a sort of Lord and Lady of War and Death with their individual powers but they still have their differences. Feyre is the exception to that rule because of how she was Made but Vassa being a Firebird and Lucien being a Lord of Flame are too matchy in my opinion. And also what you said. The way Lucien views Vassa is how he seemed to have viewed Feyre and that is not in a romantic way. I feel like when these characters develop new relationships, it almost replaces a similar relationship they had with someone else. Like Nesta. She's always protected Elain but we can see that relationship changing and I think they're headed in different directions. Gwyn is someone Nesta also has this need to protect and holds up on a pedestal (in a similar manner as she did Elain). I think it's a healthier relationship than what she had with Elain but I do notice similarities and it's almost like Gwyn will now fill that spot that Elain vacated but in a different way because Gwyn has been able to prove to Nesta that she's capable on her own.

I don't think Lucien and Feyre will ever have the same friendship they shared in the beginning of the series though I do imagine they'll mend any discomfort that currently exists. But her place is now in the NC and Lucien's is not. So his new "Feyre" seems to be Vassa, doesn't it? And I could easily see Vassa becoming Elain's new Nesta / Feyre. A friend with an extremely bold and slightly abrasive personality but not one who will coddle her as the others did because the sister dynamic (and everything that goes along with growing up together) isn't there. I feel like Feyre and Vassa may have gotten along under different circumstances but I think the fact that they are two "leaders" who seem to expect the other to respect their position as "leader" caused tension for them during their first meeting. Vassa came off as a bit demanding to Feyre and Nesta and I don't think Feyre cared much for that considering she might have felt she deserved to be treated in a higher regard.

Seriously, I feel like I'm loving everything you're saying because I also agree with what you said over Lucien blushing. I don't think it had anything to do with him having feelings for Vassa (which wouldn't make sense considering he's still looking at Elain with longing a year later) but because Feyre is basically calling him out in front of his Mate for expressing positivity about someone and something and YES, the fact that he had such issues with humans in the start of the series and now he's giving them accolades. I actually love his time in the Human Lands for this reason because Elain was the most attached to her humanity and it's going to make him more understanding of what she lost.

And yes again (I'm a broken record at this point), I completely agree that Lucien is a bit exasperated by Jurian and Vassa. Here he was, thinking he was living with two friends and now it's turning into a hate / love trope between Jurian and Vassa and he's starting to feel like a third wheel.

I would love a Dorian novella too! I understand why we didn't get more (it wouldn't have felt realistic in the time frame given but it's still tough when things are left so open ended). I was a huge fan of Lorcan and Elide's story as well so I'm a bit bummed there's was so fade to black.

Thank you again for the additional message, it was really fun going back and forth on these things with you! ❤️

[thegeminisage]

ooooh i came across a standoff between constructs and bokoblins and got them to fight each other >:)

oh man. there were more bokoblins but the constructs OBLITERATED them.......not looking good for me

i made it just BARELY. had to break out the bomb arrows

the loot is GOOD though. delicious.

i saw a sky block fall, so i tried riding it...ultimately it didn't seem to go anywhere before i ran out of time. maybe my ability needs an upgrade?

being in forests makes me nervous now lol

found a well that led all the way down into the underworld lol. there was like an anpc who wanted to know about all the wells in hyrule so she could see them all.....maybe not this one lady

found another one of those shadow guys!!!! i saved, i'm gonna poke him

oh he just vanished!!! weird...i thought he'd fight me lol

the folly in coming down here of course is that i dont have any readily available checkpoints like lightroot trees...i see two in the distance but one is REALLY high, so if i can't get to the other one i can't fast travel back here once i'm forced to travel away. and down to 3 hearts already!!

found a gloom hinox. absolutely no fucking way, i'm gonna have to go around

found a tall structure that is definitely NOT a lightroot tree

"kakariko abandoned mine" holy fuck

i found a car you can drive around!!!!

and a forge construct...pleeeease let me fast travel back here omg

YOOOO theres yiga architecture down here.................

lmao i wonder if gloom koga is down here somewhere

all of this is of course fucking metal but it's for nothing if i can't find a checkpoint....

omg theres a guy down here

OH IT'S A YIGA LMFAO

ITS THREE YIGA??? GIRL HELP ME

oh my god that was harrowing

I MADE IT TO A LIGHT TREE..........wonderful news. that was a huge fucking climb, it was really high up. or possibly i was very low down lol

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

“i feel like a lot of people i know get the ick from their own exes..”

lol yes, there’s a reason why they are exes. I would hate to be judged based on that. I get the ick from some of my friend’s exes but I don’t judge my friends or question who they truly are because of that.

yeah, let's pleeeease not start that, for everyone's sake lmfao

[morallygreys]

who else is listening to "call it what it is" and noticing how often they fail to bleep jessica saying fuck LMFAO like pleeeease hire me as an unpaid gay intern to make sure its all good so you can maintain your clean rating!!!! ill do it!! for yall, anything 😭

[bebecue]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLmSsVco/

No cause I’ve never heard of him before until I watched the trailer so I had to look him up cause he’s so hot and apparently he’s got the conservatives mad because he criticizes the cops and is anti Trump like that just makes me like him even him even more???

I am absolutely watching this movie because of how hot everybody is and I am not ashamed of that.

PLEEEEASE

i've been trying to get my friends on the alan ritchson train YES HE'S HOT RIGHT?? like i went on this whole thing where i just watched stuff that he was in just because i thought he was good looking lmfao but i did not know that about him LETS GO ALANNNN

and honestly sometimes i dont care even if the movie is a hot mess, i'm superficial i know.. i like a good looking cast

[littlemochabunni]

You're not dumb! Lmfao you just followed my burner so you technically found me :3 man I remember when I first caught feelings I was like "Ah- I'm so Fucked". I can give you another hint! I'm a girl! 😅 I honestly cried when I caught feelings though cause I didn't intend to but you're so nice and sweet and caring to me and actually treat like a person I wish I had a girlfriend like you idk whomever you're with is lucky to have you -A Mutual

AYE DATS CHEATING 😭😭 I followed the burner cause you said tha— you what comere and lemme get a cuddle cause it’s past my nap time and I’m getting feral 🥺

AND PLEEEEASE DONT CRY BABES 😭😭 imma cry for making you cry i don’t bi— I was finna lie but I’ll bite you outta love I swear 🥹💗

And and and and listen here okay, one hold ALL of my mutuals hostage til further notice 😤 you all are gonna get a sweet taste of my crazy 🫶🏾, TWO my (fictional) husband better know how lucky he is 🥺💗

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Springtrap about to become real-

I have very mixed feelings towards this

I mean, YES but also NO