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[mammonsrockstargf]

Can I ask for headcanons where Diavolo, Barbato, Solomon, and Simeon being clingy towards their gn s/o? - cutie patootie anon

Diavolo wants you where he can see you constantly. He’ll change your schedule so you have the same classes, and if he has some duty thing he’ll just pretend he needs you to be there as well. If anyone dares to question it, he’ll go on a rant about how “the human needs to learn how demon politics go” or “in order for the human to integrate properly, they need to see how this works.” He's not even being slick about it, he’ll blatantly smile and send you a wink in front of whoever asks why you need to be there. He's the demon prince, no one dares argue any further.

He won’t move you out of HOL, he knows that’s your home, but he’ll constantly ask to come visit you, and if you’re too tired, he’ll come to you. I imagine it’ll be borderline comical to see him lying in your bed because he barely fits, but he doesn’t mind because that just means that you’ll have to cuddle if you want to lie there too. (Wow, what an evil mastermind.)

In terms of physical affection, I think Diavolo is very big on just having his hands on you. When you’re walking beside him, his hand will find your back, and he’ll practically guide you through the halls of RAD or the castle. When you’re sitting down, he’ll put a hand on your thigh. When you’re eating at a table he’ll put his hand on top of yours.

At night, Diavolo needs to cuddle, and I imagine his body temperature runs hot, so good luck to you. He definitely likes spooning, because that way you can’t disappear from him.

If Diavolo for some reason can’t be near you, say he has to entertain some nobleman (nobleman? nobledemon?) while at a party he’s sending you looks. He thinks he’s being sneaky about it, but it’s not very sneaky when he looks over his shoulder and sticks his tongue out at you, now is it? Who knew the demon prince could be so scandalous! (We did. We know.)

Barbatos isn’t very clingy in public, but once you’re behind closed doors, he gets quite handsy. Look at the guy, he practically screams touch starved. He used to barely have any free time, but you've managed to convince him to take some more time off. It wasn't very hard, because he soon realised that he really liked spending time with you. When you're together, he really just wants to relax. I mean, he'll do whatever you want, but he enjoys the times when you spend it inside and he can pull you really close and just enjoy the peace you bring him the most.

I'm 100% certain someone has said this before, but I'm just gonna say it again. Barbatos' tail. It's practically subconscious at this point, but if you're near, it's wrapped around you. If his hands are full, it's wrapped around your wrist, if you hug him, it's around your waist, when you're cuddling, it's around your leg. Sometimes, when you have to part ways, you'll have to remind him that it's still wrapped around you, and he'll have the audacity to act surprised. Then he'll apologise and smile at you, and it's impossible to be annoyed with him for long.

Solomon uses the excuse that he needs to take care of his apprentice. Can you blame him? He needs to see how your magic is developing, how you control your demons. (Both literally and figuratively.) Would he be a good teacher if he didn't?

I cop Solomon as a hand holder. It reassures him, lets him know you’re still there. He's a paranoid old man, what can I say? We addressed this in my clammy hands post, but he knows some fancy spell that makes sure your hands aren't sweaty, and then you'll have no excuse to not hold his hand! (Aaaah, we have another evil mastermind on our hands.)

If you’re talking to someone else and Solomon wants your attention, he’ll come up behind you and press tiny, small kisses to the back of your neck. No shame in this man, he does not care who sees. Actually, the more people who see, the better, in his opinion. If he can make both you and the person you're talking to flustered, then he considers his mission accomplished.

Solomon does the hand in the back pocket thing. If you're wearing jeans, shorts, or just some kind of bottom with a back pocket, he's sticking his hand into it while you're walking. He thinks he's so fucking cute about it too. He'll smile at you really satisfied with himself. Look at him, being all hip with the youngsters. We're so proud of him.

Simeon also tries to keep his composure, but he fails pretty quickly. He’s not as upfront about it as Dia or Sol, but it’s the subtle things.

Simeon will do his best to help you however he can. He’ll ask to walk you home or to walk you to class, and if you say yes, he’ll try to hide it, but he’s ecstatic. He's just always there, nearby, enjoying your company. I feel like he's really big on acts of service, so him being clingy is more just doing a bunch of stuff for you. When he's around, he's always holding your things or offering you your favourite snacks.

I think eventually Simeon stops hiding how whipped he is and just sticks around all of the time. However, he's only touchy behind closed doors. He's not exactly shy, he just likes having you to himself. Intimacy (even when it's not sexual) is sacred! He wants to hold you close without all kinds of curious eyes on him!

When you're watching a movie, Simeon likes having you between his legs or in his lap, with your back resting against his chest. He also likes rubbing your shoulders or your back. Really big on giving you kisses on top of your head, your forehead, your nape.

But most of all, Simeon likes just looking at you. Creepy guy. I hate him. (Affectionately.)

perse's note: hiiiii cutie, sorry for the wait, thank you for the requesttttttt!! <3 also, i tried to make them somewhat equal length, but dia's ran off with me, what can i say. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

did something new with the names?? do we like it?? i think i like it. ☝🏼🤓

thank you for reading! <3 find my masterlist here.

divider by @/cafekitsune

[infamous-if]

Really looking forward to the Rowan/August dynamic duo when Seven and MC inevitably get back together

its this

[artfight]

Art fight of tumblr, what's your wisdom?

Behold my wisdom, from my mighty wisdom tooth: If your ball is too big to fit in your mouth, it is not yours.

Okay, okay, here's some actual wisdom:

Start bookmarking and saving references off-site sooner rather than later. The site in the first few days typically experiences extreme slowness and may go down completely. If you save references, you can make attacks during this period! Also remember to save the usernames and character IDs - you will need that information for the attack submission form.

[skeletoninthemelonland]

boy i just saw these at twitter and you know what i am thinking… now i kinda wanna add them to vanina ehueheheheh

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[fusionspruntcityjournal]

FLIRTY PROGRAM!!!! GOD YESS

HELP HIM

[etherealspacejelly]

the pasta at school was wet

i mean they do cook it in water. that is a significant thing that happens

[moonsun2010]

Stumbled upon your blog by chance and it is SUCH A DELIGHT!!!! I’m new to Dracula daily and love the illustrations :3

hehe thank you so much!! I meant to answer this WAY earlier with a drawing but was going on a trip and couldnt find time to draw properly 😭 finally back so heres the quick doodle I meant to post...

[prettymediocrewizard]

Bless u for height diff guriten. But I have to say, one of my other fav things to do with them is find excuses to reverse the height diff...Grimmer sitting down, Tenma smooching his forehead because Grimmer deserves forehead smooches too!!!

funny enough I had a version of the first sketch buried within my files but lost it, so this was the perfect excuse to redraw it (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡

[richeeduvie]

Post waystar Roman just bragging about his hot milf wife who he’s the trophy husband to with baby jr strapped to his chest

Roman plays doodle jump on his phone. Baby Jr watches him with her baby stare. He runs his hand over her hair, or head. His hand is the size of her head.

"Did you talk to my hot wife yet and tell her she needs to leave? That her husband is waiting with her small child?"

"Yes...she's just finishing up, she'll be down in ten minu-"

Roman rolls his eyes.

"Oh my god. Tell her her daughter's screaming."

Baby Jr coos.

"She'll be right dow-"

"Ten minutes isn't right down, are you hearing this?"

Baby Jr doesn't blink at her father, but she gets curious in turning her head all over.

"What's the point of having a super sexy, perfect and pussy-ready wife if she doesn't want to see me? I know she's sorta the only one work-I don't know you. Who are you? Go away. Tell her again."

"...Alright, Mr. Roy."

Roman leans his head back, eyes lowering at his daughter's way of just being a baby.

"Sorry I had to sell you out like that, but it's the only way she's gonna come down here quicker. You have a habit of doing that."

"...Ah."

Roman kisses her tuft of hair.

"Don't get cocky."

[fruitybashir]

awesome 👍

this is all very interesting and i definitely dont regret asking because i didnt think of the consequences. which there are no consequences. this is fine. awesome. 👍🏻

[irhabiya]

henry how fucking long did it take you to make this

[infamous-if]

Is it safe to assume Rowan is the *main* best friend to MC?

Hmm idk if I should call it main but I would say that Rowan does have a more prominent role in MC's life when it comes to the group. For a long time it was just them being single and so they stuck together a lot, especially after Seven's departure. It's easy to forget that most of the group have been in long-term relationships so it's natural for Rowan and MC to stick together ! That's why the fight is a plot point in the beginning—Rowan was pretty hurt, even if he was acting unreasonably.

So yeah, Rowan and MC are kinda the paring in the group (then there's Iris/Devyn, Jazzy/Chris, August is a floater but they don't care about being alone anyway so and they get close to Rowan and/or MC haha)

[artfight]

what's rotoscoping? to make sure i don't do it by accident. it's not a term i'm familiar with.

Essentially, it's an animation technique that involves tracing over each frame of a live action film. Since tracing is not allowed on Art Fight period, we do not allow rotoscoping.

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Starbs I dare you to stop making potential simp-increasing art for Hunter and Exocannis.

This is why half of your fandom wants to get bitten. Stop 🫵

what if i don't stop though...

what if i don't wanna huh...

[fatliberation]

I saw a comment on your blog that says 'the way you eat does not cause diabetes'...are you able to expand on that or provide a source I could read? I've been told by doctors that my pre-diabetes was due to weight gain because I get more hungry on my anti psychotics and I'd like to fact check what they've told me! Thank you so much!

Pre-diabetes was rejected as a diagnosis by the World Health Organization (although it is used by the US and UK) - the correct term for the condition is impaired glucose tolerance. Approximately 2% of people with "pre-diabetes" go on to develop diabetes per year. You heard that right - TWO PERCENT. Most diabetics actually skip the pre-diabetic phase.

There are currently no treatments for pre-diabetes besides intentional weight loss. (Hmm, that's convenient, right?) There has yet to be evidence that losing weight prevents progression from pre-diabetes to T2DM beyond a year. Interestingly, drug companies are trying to persuade the medical world to start treating patients earlier and earlier. They are using the term “pre-diabetes” to sell their drugs (including Wegovy, a weight-loss drug). Surgeons are using it to sell weight loss surgery. Everyone’s a winner, right? Not patients. Especially fat patients.

Check out these articles:

Prediabetes: The epidemic that never was, and shouldn’t be

The war on ‘prediabetes' could be a boon for pharma—but is it good medicine?

Also - I love what Dr. Asher Larmie @fatdoctorUK has to say about T2DM and insulin resistance, so here's one of their threads I pulled from Twitter:

1️⃣ You can't prevent insulin resistance. It's coded in your DNA. It may be impacted by your environment. Studies have shown it has nothing to do with your BMI.

2️⃣ The term "pre-diabetes" is a PR stunt. The correct term is impaired glucose tolerance (or impaired fasting glucose) which is sometimes referred to as intermittent hyperglycemia. It does not predict T2DM. It is best ignored and tested for every 3-5yrs.

3️⃣ there is no evidence that losing weight prevents diabetes. That's because you can't reverse insulin resistance. You can possibly postpone it by 2yrs? Furthermore there is evidence that those who are fat at the time of diagnosis fair much better than those who are thin.

4️⃣ Weight loss does not reverse diabetes in the VAST majority of people. Those that do reverse it are usually thinner with recent onset T2DM and a low A1c. Only a tiny minority can sustain that over 2yrs. Weight loss does not improve A1c levels beyond 2 yrs either.

5️⃣ Weight loss in T2DM does not improve macrovascular or microvascular health outcomes beyond 2 years. In fact, weight loss in diabetics is associated with increased mortality and morbidity (although it is not clear why). Weight cycling is known to impacts A1c levels.

6️⃣ Weight GAIN does NOT increase the risk of cardiovascular OR all causes mortality in diabetics. In fact, one might even go so far as to say that it's better to be fat and diabetic than to be thin and diabetic.

Dr. Larmie cites 18 peer reviewed journal articles (most from the last decade) that are included in their webinar on the subject, linked below.

[etherealspacejelly]

im gonna turn your inbox into a forest hold on

oh god. this feels ominous for some reason