#pls shawty pls just make me a rat

[auto-lysis]

i wanna look like a rat/mouse

[skullstarz]

the chaotic shinsou siblings

-> shinsou hitoshi and sibling!reader

i got this idea after trying to write smth about aizawa's niece/nephew moving in with him and decided i enjoy the chaotic energy of a tired hitoshi and a gremlin sibling more so have my self indulgent shit fest LOL

warnings: slight weed mentions, language, etc. also there's shinsou x kaminari in here we ship that in this household ok? also slight sero x reader hes hot sexy

word count: 566 words.

alternative title: HITOSHI IS TIRED OF U PLS

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the toothbrush accident

“oh shit-” “what did you do toshi?” you called out, instantly suspicious of your brother. you two were both in the bathroom, shinsou having a habit of barging in the bathroom whenever he wants, regardless of whether or not you were in the shower. “i uh. i may have dropped your toothbrush in the toilet-” “HOW THE FU-”

now shinsou’s at the store, you hollering at him through the phone about how not only does he owe you the trip to the store but also ice cream- for no reason. “what color do you want, bitch?” you squinted. “i dont want a color, whore, i want a peppa pig toothbrush”

he got you a plain one. bitch.

catching him making out

you knew someone came to visit him, having heard the front door open and close, and then loud laughing 20 minutes later. finally deciding you’ve let them have enough time without interruption, you got up to be the food rat you are and get some snacks.

oops. there you were, mid tiptoe, eyes stuck on him and- “mf is that a human pikachu?” the two stop basically EATING each other’s faces “Y/N GET OUT” “THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM. ITS A COMMON AREA. NOT A SEXY TIME AREA. I NEED TO FEAST” “hi! im kaminari denki!”

eat face time turned into denki and y/n bonding time. shinsou not happy.

shinsou’s grudge

“NO, YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE REMOTE” “PLEASE TOSHI PLEAAAAAASE” “NO.” your brother was currently holding the remote too far up for you to reach it “DUDE FUCK OFF JUST GIVE ME THE REMOTE” “thats what you get for being a short BITCH” you gasp, continuing to yell “toshi you are NOT an ally if you dont give me the remote!” “you caught me making out with a DUDE the other day, what do you mean im not an ally?!” you snort at his words.

“omg i forgot about that yeah but the way you were kissing him was like a hate crime!” the expression on his face was priceless as he tries to smack you “fuck YOU” “actually i think you wanna fuck denki, but okay” “STOP”

kitchen goblin

thunk. “oh fuck jsjexkaiq” shinsou cackled, hearing you verbally keyboard smash. making his way over to the kitchen, he found you on the floor, chip bags and snack boxes littered all over you and the floor. he pointed at you and snickered before you punched the air “hitoshi fuck oFFFFF” “missed, turd.”

“what were you even doing in the kitchen?” “what does it look like, purple fuck?” he scoffed “being a kitchen goblin” you sat up, punching his shin “MOTHERFUCK-” “ITS 2 AM IN THE MORNING WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP?!”

“nothing! sorry dad(zawa)...” you two say in unison.

da plug sero hanta

“who do you get your papers from shawty” you barge into shinsou's room, staring at him expectantly. “sero hanta, he’s denki’s friend” “oooo… give me his number” shinsou glared at you, about ready to slam his door in your face. “why…” “i literally just said- i- FOR PAPERS MF” “OH”

later shinsou found you, giggling at your phone in the living room. sneaking up on you, he snatched your phone and gasped at the messages “WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH THE FUCKING PLUG? Y/N?” “CAUSE I CAN, AND I WANT TO”

"JESUS CHRIST Y/N"

[izukult]

GUYS GUSYGHSJGKSKFKAKNFOA

1000. 1000 followers. ???!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!?!?!?!

heres me shipping my mutuals for 1k💟 i’m def missing ppl and i’m so sorry but my brain is not working

@bunny-xoxo i have you and bokuto engraved in my little pea size brain. uhm i’m not gonna lie i think youd ghost him (lol) and it would make him sad, but otherwise good ass couple. long car drives and screaming

@genesisrose74 you and hinata shoyo are literally dating i’m literally jealous of you like you two are in a committed relationship you hold hands and play with each other’s hair and have really chaotic conversations where you send him lengthy paragraphs that he has to reread twenty times and he sends you about forty texts while you’re typing. such a cute couple, though. would kill for what y’all have

@rat-bastar kuroo💪😫. LMFAO jk, it’s kirishima. yup, yup, you heard me right fucker. he combats ur monotone-ness and ‘i will punch you in the face’ comments with pure sunshine and also teasing the fuck out of you. pretty good balance, clashing aesthetics couple. i think y’all would be unironically cute so there 🤢

@444sushirrito you have denki kaminari on your ass tbh, i’m not gonna lie. i love that man and would fight you at the sword for him, but you two are in love 😪.

@snoozless you already know this but i still think you and matsukawa would be real swell. yknow when you’re tired or all over the place and you send a lot of random chaotic shit and can never spell? he loves that. he loves it. you two would be so cute. he’d just listen to you ramble about your little notes and cute things you got for organizing and philosophy and general sweet elle things, n he’d probably tease you for it but he’s got big heart eyes.

@erekami eren what the fuck. nothing but eren. listen, i don’t know much about him,,,,, or anything about him other than the fact he looks like a goth twink but i know YOU LOOK LIKE A GOTH TWINK TOO SO ??????? plus, you’re literally so in love with him. you talk about him the way i talk about bakugo..... like........... when is the wedding? (but also on another note, i could see you and kenma making a pretty good couple)

@kuroosperiodictable wow believe it or not. kuroo. you GET THE DIRTY CAPITALIST TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. he teases you a lot tho, han, i’m not gonna lie to you so you’re gonna have to learn to stomach it bc he is relentless 😕. he has such a cocky, laidback fuckhead attitude and you’ve got sweet shy vibes and i think you two would be such a good couple. he embarrasses you sometimes (in a cute way), and you send him cute ass good morning texts periodically. i feel like youd look up science puns to send him and a bunch of cat boy memes but i’m assuring u rn that he loves them

@x6nji ijichi. idfk bitch go lick his overly defined cheek bones. break his glasses shawty bae

@mitsuluv ok reiner specifically bc i know how badly you want to suck his tits but also on a for real note. kiyoko. LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO. can you imagine you two as a couple? i’d die. i don’t even know if you like her but i would pass away? you two are smart bitch gays and you play with her hair and she just stares at u whenever tf she can

@txzierbaby yachi! yes i think you two would be really sweet together!! like matching aesthetics vibe imo. y’all would def go on a picnic date

@izukine han pls don’t kill me but, liyah i’m giving u megumi. you two would be such a hot & sexy couple? if i saw you walking down the street i would think ab you both for the rest of my life as a human being— like up until the day i die. y’all bullying each other hard as fuck ngl

@dancingazaleas baby again idfk anything about aot but i think the way u talk ab zeke is true love <3

[bitchiha]

omg lizzie give me a rat kin pls

I got you 😩 you are the Gambian pouched rat. These are really cool btw so I babble about them a wee bit too long here.

These shawties radiate the best fucking energy like holy shit. I judge rats energy based on their body length and Gambian rats can grow up to 90 centimetres so that’s an A+ right there. They can either be wild or domesticated, but they’re also used to sniff out landmines and explosives from the previous world wars. I don’t know about y’all but that seems pretty fucking intelligent to me and this reminds me of you because you’re actually such a smart person like sometimes I read your posts / reblogs and have to google some of the shit because I have 0.32 braincells left. You’re also really fucking cool and these rats are such bad bitches so it just makes sense.