#poor henry it was not his day 😔

[golden--doodler]

Um I don't know if you've ever seen Storks, but why not draw Nate and his father Henry try to teach DD (the baby) how to walk? But it's like she holds onto their pants and they drop down 🤣

(Nate is the little dude wearing a green-and-white shirt with long sleeves, just to avoid any confusion between him and Henry)

Ooh, a doodle request for another fandom?? Yes, I have seen Storks :D

It's been so long since I have, though, and you dug up all the old memories of watching it! I think this family is so cute and hilarious, so this was fun to do.

Sorry this took me so long, I had a lot to do for Boblin Week and getting through the other requests, but this is finally done!

[england-would-fall]

Sentences Sunday (from the Road!)

How you doin’, party people? I’m back! For the first time in months, I wrote some fic—on a boat, no less! Also saw wild lionesses this morning! As Your Lipstick, His Collar Nora would say: rawr!

Chapter 6 of the late 00’s scene kid!Henry x lonely jock!Alex university AU, co-written with the brilliant @taste-thewaste, is finally under way! Here’s a taste for you darlings…

‘And yes, fine, while all that is painfully, embarrassingly, humiliatingly true, it is also true that Alex is brilliant and funny and shaped like he was intended to hold the world up on his shoulders but was instead placed directly in my bloody path like some modern-day Olympian mindfuck to torture my poor pathetic shit-poetry-writing soul until I throw myself onto the tracks of a fucking train at rush hour. So whatever you were going to add, spare me. Hell, thy name is love.’

The wheels screeched, as they are wont to do, and Percy led the way out, up, across, and all the other relevant adverbs that would take them into their flat. Fine. It’s fine.

Come get caught up on AO3 while I scavenge for more time to write between here and the skeleton coast!

@taste-thewaste @luainthewild @bixgirl1 @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @onthewaytosomewhere (I’m gonna level with the rest of you: life has been increasingly hectic for *counts on fingers* a lot of months, and I struggle to remember who writes and who doesn’t 😔)

[that-darn-clown]

so, i now have a third Fnaf related thing. until i come up with a proper name for it, i like to call it "This Is The Closest Y'all Are Gonna Get To Me Doing Canon Fnaf"

this is mostly the result of me seeing some Fnaf designs and concepts and realizing "oh i can just. do what i want. with canon at this point."

so have some fun facts!

half because i think it's a cool concept, half because i want to make the designs different between this au and the Rewrite, Mike and Cassidy are both biracial. why is Liz the only completely white kid in the Afton family? well...we'll get there in a bit.

y'know Andrew from the books? Vengeful Spirit of the books? yeah he's here. he was one of Mike's friends prior to Getting Murdered. also close to Cassidy, but y'know.

i'm making Charlie more transmasc. specifically, she figured it out pre-Murder, but didn't get to explore gender stuff as much as he wanted :/ (still transmasc bigender, though. just more transmasc)

MCI kids are a bit different. Fritz is still here, though!

it's basically like a fusion of some of my own ideas and Dual Process Theory's timeline (Mike is (one of) the Vengeful Spirit(s), Cassidy is CC + got springlocked, stuff like that).

Cassidy, mayhaps, witnessed Andrew's murder. maybe. and Mayhaps William did some gaslighting. maybe.

Cassidy knew all of the MCI kids, especially Andrew.

Michael Definitely Took Charlie's Death And Andrew's "Disappearance" Very Well And Didn't Start Lashing Out By Bullying His Brother. Definitely Not.

the other Fnaf 4 bullies were some other kids who were "in the wrong crowd," as some might say.

Liz Gets To Live Because I Said So.

so...Willry happens in this universe. William had a Technically Affair ("technically" because Claire didn't care. if her husband wants to [REDACTED] his business partner, that's none of her business. she just wants to raise her children. similar situation to Anna; she's a lesbian and hadn't figured it out yet so she just went "huh. i'm weirdly more chill with this than i thought i'd be"). one day, William just. shows up with Elizabeth claiming "Oh I found this poor baby abandoned on my way home from work :( Guess I better take her in :(( Please ignore the fact that she's a redhead with freckles like my business partner that's just a coincidence"

then Liz got older...and it was kinda obvious that she inherited some traits from William (Bunny Teeth and the Bunny Ear Hair Things). so now it's a lot harder to just claim that it was a coincidence. the fact that Liz also had Henry's green eyes just made it ten times worse.

William ignored the rumors...and then a woman who worked at the Diner (Tammy Schmidt), who had ginger hair, green eyes, and freckles, claimed that she was the mother of Liz. so...Henry doesn't get outed as transmasc! yippee!

Claire divorced William (in 1981) because she did NOT like him roleplaying Icarus so hard and wasn't going to stick around to watch him inevitably fly too close to the sun. she was going to get her life together before deciding to take the kids (not Liz because. well, Liz isn't her biological daughter. this isn't to say that she doesn't consider Liz as effectively being her own child, but like. y'know. Not Her Kid Biologically Speaking), but uh. she ended up getting into a car accident only a few months later. RIP Claire 😔

William, being the "very reasonable" man he is, got drunk one night (because this man took the divorce Really well (sarcasm)), and because he internally blamed Henry for this mess (like he wasn't the guy who decided an affair was the greatest idea), and murdered Charlie. (which is partially why she's so pissed at him in this au; because he had the gall to take his anger towards Henry out on her. not that she would've liked it any better if he did take it out on Henry, but y'know).

the first four MCI kids (Bea, Fritz Jr., "Gabriel"/Gabi, and Isaac) were a mix of "William's on a minor power trip of sorts," "William unfortunately discovered the fact that he finds murder fun and now everyone's suffering," and "William isn't done hurting Henry. This time he's hurting Henry's business." Andrew's death was due to a minor argument that started between him and William over how Michael was doing that kinda. Escalated. William knocked Andrew out on accident, and then he went "okay guess i'll murder him now." so he springlocked Andrew. and Cassidy kinda witnessed it.

the Fredbear plush was a gift from Charlie and Andrew. Andrew partially possessed the plush to keep an eye on Cass and Mike (and it then led to him witnessing Mike being a dumbass for the next two years).

so...Mike, Andrew, Charlie, and Sammy were all around the same age (12-13) when the Murders happened in '81. so uh. Mike maybe had a crush on Andy that he never got to tell them about. he definitely doesn't have any regrets about that!! no siree!!

by the time Fnaf 2 was going on, Mike was kind of. spiraling. he recognized Jeremy as one of the few people who was nice to him after Things Went To Shit, so they started talking at work, crushes developed...and then almost half a year later, when Jeremy had started healing somewhat, they kinda went "hey we're adults. let's go to Nebraska." and then they did that. Mike had that sort of Mini Crisis that some traumatized young adults have where it's like. he has agency. he can do whatever. so he cut his hair a bit, dyed it bright red, got a tattoo on his chest, all that stuff. didn't call his dad at all during this. sort of started realizing how fucked up his childhood was. also met Tammy again, and she helped the two of them. Mike kinda changed his last name to hers, both because he viewed her as a mother figure and also because he did Not want to risk people finding out who he was.

Phone Guy survives. fuck it. he did kinda get maimed, though. unfortunately.

Mike found out about MCI stuff around the time of Fnaf 1. he was Not happy.

you now get: Charlie fun facts!

decided to give her both "weird girl" and "tomboy, but there's transness there" energy.

style vibes are sort of like. a mix of punk, "this looks like it's vaguely steampunk," and flannels. mostly because that's the kind of clothes he had readily available to him.

feral. extroverted introvert. she's even autistic. does the wildest shit and pulls Mike, Andrew, and Sammy along with him. sometimes even Cassidy (even though Cassidy was like a toddler at this point; three years old).

also just. really fucking petty and sassy. responded to a bully who was being homophobic and transphobic with, what effectively amounted to, the early '80s middle school equivalent of "You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid. 🙂"

still very protective over people, and a sweetheart. if it isn't obvious, i love this au version of Charlie. my beloved.

one time got some weed from a high schooler and went "hey guys wanna smoke this in the backroom at Freddy's on Friday night?" and then Mike and Andrew went "Fuck Yes." Sammy acted as the guard to the room. Henry and William were busy at Fredbear's, so they left one of the more reliable teen employees in charge for the evening. he walked in on those three smoking weed, was told "please don't tell our dads," shrugged, and just left. didn't say a word to Henry or William about it. Cassidy also walked in on it, but he wasn't going to snitch on them regardless. mostly 'cause he was three and didn't even know what they were doing to begin with. in Charlie's words, "8/10 experience, would do again."

just the most chaotic child imaginable. i've seen enough 80s movies to think that Charlie, a 6th grader, probably would've been believably this chaotic. like. you don't know how many movies where "kid in the age range of middle school to high school discovers weed and then proceeds to smoke some out of curiosity" was like. at least a minor plot point or scene. i also included this because I Can And It's Funny.

this song fits him perfectly. i'll let you listen to it to understand why, but. That's Just Her In This Au.

also, as for who the Vengeful Spirits/Ones William Should Not Have Killed are, here they are from Least Vengeful to Most Vengeful.

Charlie: doesn't hate William; just in UCN to do the ghost equivalent of kicking William in the balls repeatedly before leaving, hopefully with everyone else in tow.

Cassidy: Got Springlocked. also angry on behalf of his friends.

Andrew: also Got Springlocked. just pissed at William in general.

Mike: William killed him in the fire (neither he nor Henry planned for Mike to die this time. he tried to leave, but William didn't let him), William technically got him killed by sending him into the now-abandoned Freddy's, where the spirits (minus Andy, Cass, and Charlie, aka The Spirits Who Would've Recognized Him), confused, basically mauled Michael to death, where he then crawled out onto the streets and died. Charlie found him and brought him back, though. Mike's just pissed in general from where William basically ruined his fucking life. he'll probably be the last soul to leave.

also...if you're curious, i can tell you why the souls would see Mike and think he'd be William, when William would already be dead and springlocked at this point (something that they all witnessed, mind you). :]

Ough... like George I am a curious little monkey. Please tell me more ehehehe

[loserclubowergang]

Please make a part two of the Henry x male reader😔

Henry looks at his plate of beans, unwilling to eat more than usual. The scene replays in his head over and over again. His face was too pretty for a boy telling him he was cute. His truthful eyes look at him like he truly thinks someone like him could even be something nearly too cute. Henry got his gaze up from the plate to see his reflection in the dirty microwave door. He didn't feel cute. His nose was weird, his hair was always flat, he always looks dirty, and the bruises all over his body make him look like a weak little paperman. No, he wasn't cute. And Y/N was mocking him when he said so. Even if he wishes he wasn't. The scene replayed one more time in his head, the way he always looks at him in a way it makes him nervous, his gaze so soft while looking at him, Henry felt like a piece of art when Y/N looked at him like that. The first time he caught Y/N's gaze, he felt butterflies in his stomach and couldn't look into his eyes for more than 5 seconds. But finally, the curious and constant look of Y / N made him think too much that he was looking at him. Of course, someone like him wasn't looking at him with amazement, love, or anything he had told himself at first. No, he was looking at him with pity. Henry felt overwhelmed, too conscious of his bruises, of his clothes, of everything that clearly made him look like the poor, weak, white trash he was. Anger rises through his body quickly with the feeling of being humiliated. When he got even closer to Y/N to make him explain why she was looking at him. Henry's heart sped up, a rare mix of anger and joy. "Why do you see me?" he spat with anger and nerves. "You're cute." Y/N responded as if it were the truth. Henry didn't remember exactly how he had hit him, but he did remember how he felt his face turn red and how his heart beat hours and days after just remembering it. He was screwed. He had a crush on a boy. With Y/N. This was wrong.

And despite it. He couldn't wait to go back to class and see him.

[dee-in-the-box]

ooh im rlly curious ab ur bruno is orange au! does peter's death still happen? does caroline continue to play an important role? what are important years in the timeline (oddly specific i know, i want to ask plotline but thats too revealing)

:D!

yep! Peter does still die, unfortunately. he tried to get some answers out of Henry about Where The Fuck Jack's Been For The Past Year (context: Jack used to visit Peter and Caroline rather often because Being Around Henry Too Often Makes Him Want To Rip His Skin Off, but suddenly started visiting less and less until he just stopped coming altogether. Peter, knowing that Henry would..."mistreat" Jack, to put it lightly, believed that something had happened to Jack and wanted to confront Henry about it), only to get springlocked when they were both at work. poor dude was just worried about his brother 😔

Caroline doesn't have a major-major role, but she does have to effectively deal with everyone's bullshit while having next to no idea about most of the things going on. basically, she can give you a brief run-down of The Lore from her perspective, given she was there for like 95% of it. i actually wrote a little thing about her for this au, and maybe it'll give you an idea :] she is. INCREDIBLY worried about Jack. because Jesus Christ. (she's also unaware of the fact that he has, In Fact, killed many children, but. Y'know. Probably Would Concern Her More)

timeline!! here we go (it'll only be the main points):

1969: where the timeline starts. Mr. and Mrs. Kennedy die in a car accident, Jack takes it really hard, and discovers that Henry's got a job offer that will hopefully pay him well. given he's willing to try anything at this point, he takes the offer, making him Henry's business partner. Henry, Unfortunately, Is An Abusive Asshole. i feel like it's important to mention: Jack Is Eighteen At This Point.

1973: Dave enters the picture. he knows Henry from the Circus Days. Jack takes him under his wing, knowing how Henry is. Dee gets murdered, Henry pins it on Dave, Jack is pissed, Dave gets springlocked and revived, possessing his own corpse, and Henry gives Jack the wonderful (< sarcastic) coping mechanism of Child Murder.

1976: Henry Starts The Literal Mind Fuckery (cuts into Jack's brain purely to see what happens)

1978: Henry springlocks Jack, and he brings himself back through sheer will and determination.

mid-1979: Jack stops visiting Peter and Caroline entirely, concerning both of them. Peter suspects it has to do with Henry somehow (it does).

December 1979 - March 1980: Peter works with Henry at the Colorado location to get some answers.

mid-March, 1980: Peter Fucking Dies. Jack is entirely unaware of this.

Halloween, 1983: Henry admits to Jack, in the Saferoom, that he killed Dee and framed Dave for it. Jack Takes It Very Well (and by that i mean He Stabbed Henry In The Neck 69 Times With A Switchblade), Henry ends up in The Void, and Caroline finally speaks to Jack for the first time in like. Years.

then basically just. The Plot Of Dsaf 1-3 happens

thanks for the ask!!

[metoright]

Ruri chan in the house of lametation??

pt 1 the elder bros (leading up to the dinner)

Levi being completely a Ruri-Chan obsessed shut in (handsome) otaku would completely freak out if he found out you were Ruri Chan he would never be able to face you directly, which would make you (his Henry) his friend sad so you decided to keep it a secret until a new season was going to be made they had to have Ruri Chan's most popular voice actor act in it but how would you juggle with keeping it a secret from the rest while meeting up to record the series? Unfortunately for you Lucifer was always one step ahead from you..

pronouns : gender neutral

summmary : you voice act ruri chan and are making levi suffer for drAmAAA 👌

warnings : ( bit of swearing ), simp levi- beware you will simp aswell 😶💅 also no spell checks cause im lazy- 🙄✋

music listened too : uptown funk, circus, criminal rasputin and need to know

( i know ruri chan was probably before mc was alive but lets pretend ok😔🤌)

Lucifer

he had a few suspicions when you started coming home late from RAD

did you have a secret partner-?

no clearly that was impossible he would've noticed at school..

when you started getting phone calls he had decided to check your DDD it was purely for his curiosity your safety

then he found the name of- was that the company Levi always talked about

but how would you have contact with them-

it was a very private company so no spoilers ever got out levi had been talking about the new series coming out this week..

clearly you would've said something to Levi if you had contact right?

no Lucifer id want Levi to suffer dumb ass 😤✋

well he wasn't one to let his master get into trouble you killed me bitc-

anyways.. peeping tom Lucifer decided to follow you after school

his suspicions raised when he found you at a secret abandoned building

you apparently gave them a code letting you in

using some magic he made the lower demons fall asleep lucky bastard 😒💅

deciding to follow your scent bloodhound's am i right-?

you were found in a - recording room- then it him you were a voice actor- finally dumb ass

oh my diavolo you were so in deep trouble when you got home

he flew back to the house of lamentation to get ready for dinner deciding to spoil the surprise there

you didn't think this bastard would keep a secret did you 😒

as you came home deciding to take a shower exhausted from using your voice all day when Lucifer came up to you with a smile..

strange👁

he asked you to come sit down at the table as he was going to make an announcement

well dam mc you got a special seat waiting for you..-

you nodded too exhausted after using your voice all day

sitting at the table noise was only to be expected ..

he then dropped the bomb

of you voice acting at ruri chans company

you spit that water out faster than mammon could run-

Levi nearly died from choking on his food-

mammon was in shock

asmo was also in shock since he heard levi rant about how ruri chans company took so long to make new episodes while doing his nails-

what a great brother haaa 🥺🤧🤌

Levi was the replica of the board smashing meme irl

well dam mc how are you gonna get out of this..

Mammon

what were you so busy with lately like-???

not like the great mammon would miss a human- HAH- anyway

whYYY?

WHHY mc how could you???

do you not want to walk with him home anymore or???

no well ofcourse not mc ,say that i dare you 😠💅

but like fr how could you stop walking home with this finneee man

like you have this handsome beautiful man pratically begging you to walk home with him-

how could your reject this pretty kkind- amazing soul-

you get the point right-?

he did try following you but..

solomon.

that god dam flirty suspicious sorcerer-

poor solomon

anyway you get the point

solomon kept on using magic spell's to disarray the brothers attempts to find where you were going

dam solomon you making moves

smooth like butter like a criminal under coverrr

any way after a few days of trying he gave up and asked you where you were going--

NOT because he couldn't find out dont get things messed up dumb (cool) human...

you told him that you had a job you were working at mc.. they beleived you cause-

solomons the wizard of the century👏👏👏

well a another week went by Levi's been boring them with talk about the ruri- chen, -chin or whatever series all week

then lucifer suddenly called a meeting at dinner -

HE DIDNT DO It-

oh so its not him-

oh hey mc your here sit here-

after every one was sitting down

Lucifer told them about Mc's voice acting-

Mc you spit some of that water on me-

HEY WAIT WAIT WHAT-

Mc having a high end job that even the Lucifer couldn't find out about the company

Mc what species are you???

Leviathan

well god dam he almost didn't notice

emphasis on the ALMOST

he had wanted to watch the series with you so bad-

like SO BAD

but mc your work had to choose the wrong weeks didn't they-

do you want them to go out of business-?

he could summon Lotan -

oh nvm Lucifer said no 😒

boomer

but like Levi was sad but he was still very busy he barely goes out of his room unless needed

or for survival

y know not "normie" stuff

anyway he did ask you to watch it during dinner he kept on talking about ruri chan-

he shut up when Lucifer said that he was this close 🤏 to banning him from watching ruri chan-

he shut up

anyway he was worried when you started coming home late but

when you assured him he was in tippity top shape again

time to rewatch the 3 episodes for the 347th time!

he invited you to watch the episodes yet..

you seem not so surprised by them-

or know bored-

maybe you watched it 😶

oh levi darling 🤭

you are in for a roller coaSter

anyway when he got invited to dinner he wanted to skip buttt

lucifer said it was not optional-

dam Lucifer why you torturing our poor Levi???

well after 5 minutes of eating lucifer dropped the bomb

" Mc youv'e been voice acting at Ruri chan's company correct?"

he nearly choked on that carrot peice-

WHAT-

OBYYHNE*E)WBGSH<ONsgew8ejeow-'

Levi.exe malfonctioning try again

To be continued younger brothers next...