#posting from my drafts

[misty-memories09]

Sabito: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Giyuu: It was autocorrect. Sabito: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Giyuu: Yes.

[fitzrove]

I think each of us has both a light and a dark side. Everyone has both the murderer and the greatest romantic in them. [...] With every role, I try to draw a lot from myself. I try to bring out sides of my character that may seem new to me at first, but that are within me. The aggression, the sense of power and also the love that Death feels for Elisabeth, I just had to draw all these feelings out of myself. When I play, I want to experience a role, to hear it really resonate deep inside me. A purely external performance, as I have unfortunately seen too often on stage, is not acceptable to me and in my opinion has nothing to do with real acting. As a performer, you enter a state in which you are no longer yourself, but become this role. Only when I manage to do that does it feel right to me.

- Uwe Kröger talking about acting in his autobiography

[claireandkaianatural]

On the Head of a Pin. More like on the Head of my penis.

[greymoggy]

Slow worm funeral with a little hand sewn burial basket and painted cardboard coffin

[therekinperson]

Im imaging undertale stuff and i think it would b funny if the patience soul was just a brooding teenager

[gongziyus]

aaaaaahhhhhhhh xuanji asking sifeng to remember her when that's been his line in all their past reincarnationsssssssss

[mollyrosaria]

GB and Mikey passing by each other in the space time continum by accident

[annicaax]

I really felt bad for Ieyasu here. Man but of course I loved how he and MC overcame all this...

[likedaylighht]

She gave him all her best me hee hee’s

[hiro-doodlez]

Weirdest moment of my life is when my dad told me he was a bottom

[misty-memories09]

Giyuu, [In Sabito's bed]: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night? Sabito, [knocking Giyuu off]: WHAT THE HELL?! Giyuu: Ow— Sabito: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! Giyuu: I had a nightmare. Sabito: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old? Giyuu: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there- Sabito, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL! Giyuu: That is not what I meant— Sabito: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground! Giyuu: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too. Sabito: Yeah, okay— Giyuu: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night? Sabito: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while. Giyuu, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Sabito: I did not consent to this— Giyuu, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden! Sabito, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s five-foot-nine, he’s got black hair. Giyuu: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it. Sabito: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me. Giyuu: Oh, maybe together we could— Sabito: NO. Giyuu: Just to save water— Sabito: No! You don’t even pay for the water! Giyuu: …Good point.

[shorthaltsjester]

Critical Role: 10 Years of Storytelling

Campaign 1, Episode 115, "The Chapter Closes." // Taliesin Jaffe, in "As D&D booms, 'Critical Role' makes its own kind of nerd celebrity" by Sarah Parvini // Campaign 3, Episode 31, "Breaking Point" // On Loving by Forugh Farrokhzad, tr. Sholeh Wolpé // The Legend of Vox Machina at NYCC 2022 // 8-bit Stories // Campaign 1 Wrap-Up // “Without You Without Them” by boygenius // Campaign 2, Episode 141, "Fond Farewells." // Campaign 3: Behind the Set // Letters to Milena by Franz Kafka // Campaign 1, Episode 115, "The Chapter Closes." // Explanation of the final Vex’ahlia playlist by Laura Bailey // Liam's Quest: Full Circle // Backwards by Warsan Shire // Exandria Unlimited: Kymal, Part 2 // Explanation of Fearne’s second playlist by Ashley Johnson // Lighthousekeeping by Jeanette Winterson // San Diego Comic-Con 2023, Critical Role: Fireside Chat & Cast Q&A // Exandria Unlimited Cooldown: Divergence Episode 4 // Campaign 3, Episode 23, "To the Skies." // Explanation of the final Percy playlist by Taliesin Jaffe // "For Good" by Stephen Schwartz // Campaign 3, Episode 91, "True Heroism." // Exandria Unlimited: Calamity, Episode 4, "Fire and Ruin." // Campaign 3, Episode 121, "A New Age Begins."

[catominor]

the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder

[cherrytonacademy]

if this doesn't make it into the anime i will riot

[mollyrosaria]

rating every Mikey on how likely they are to survive a saw trap 1-10 1 being least likely and 10 being most likely because why not it’s like 5am

GB: I’d give him about a 7, he’s a slippery little dude

TS Mikey: 2. Unless god decided he wants to keep his little plaything alive and just disables the trap itself

Nightsky: 8, has experience with trying to be killed and doesn’t crack under pressure as easily as TS Mikey

Fuse: 10. No explanation needed.

Moro: 0 please help him

McCoy: 5, I don’t know that’s just how I feel about him. Doesn’t crack under pressure as easily as others but I feel like he could get stumped with a few traps and progressively get more and more agitated and anxious, which would probably cause him to mess up trying to brute force something and maybe just set off the trap.

Marius: 4. Can think on his feet decently well, but can’t keep his composure as easily as he’d like to be able to.

Merryweather: 1. No.

Vamps: 10 he can’t die

Mud: honestly 7. he seems like one to be able think rationally in very stress inducing situations.

Mrithun: Unless it’s something to do with poisons, 2.

Magnus: honestly don’t know if he has psychic abilities or not but if he does, 9, if he doesn’t, 2.

Marvin: Now I’m not sure what kind of robot he is exactly or how he works, but assuming he’s an AI inhabiting a physical body, it’s likely he’ll survive by merit of someone implanting him into another body. But disabling/succeeding in the trap wise? I’m sure he’s got a knack for machinery. 10 for surviving, 7 for disabling the trap.

Maharth: 8, same reasoning as Nightsky. He’s been in too many situations like this LMAOAAOO

i. Feel like I’m forgetting someone. Help. There’s so many of them

[annicaax]

kicho's thoughts about peace, and his talks with MC