#posts from the trash

[trash-alt]

what about a bar with a Free Use Happy Hour?

sluts drink free

asking for a freebie is consent to be used

free drinks come with a little red wristband wrapped around them that goes on your wrist once you've finished the drink

you don't have to get any drunker than you want to be! people who want to fuck the drunkest sluts can just count the wristbands

(the bar makes money by kicking out anyone who isn't drinking every now and then, so non-sluts still have to buy drinks to participate)

anyway people can start groping and fucking you as soon as you've finished your first drink, but if you want more you can just stay at the bar and get fucked from behind while you're ordering and drinking them

no dress code but your clothes are probably gonna be soaked in cum at minimum so you may as well go in your cheapest, tiniest outfit

if you only want to be a little tipsy you can down a couple shots and then go lay yourself out on a table or hang out near the toilets waiting for someone to use you

alternatively if you're determined to pass out on someone's dick and wake up with unknown volumes of cum leaking out all your holes, go right ahead. one of the bar staff loves taking still life photos of unconscious sluts lined up along the bar with bottles plugging up their used holes to save on mopping time

(if a bartender thinks your actual health is in danger but you're still asking for more they'll just jerk off into a cocktail glass and feed you that so you can still get another wristband. you're too drunk to tell the difference so he's probably doing your liver a favour)

take off the wristbands when you're done and someone will call you a taxi (free if you let the cabbie use you on your way home)

just a little fantasy I came up with while I was supposed to be focusing on something else :3

[trash-alt]

i just want one of those intimidatingly hot women with the perfect nails to tie me up and give me a slut makeover. pierce my nipples, wax my pussy, put some whore lipstick on my mouth. write CUMDUMP on my belly and send photos of my wet cunt to all her guy friends that wish they could fuck her. hey, don't say she never did nothing for you.

she lets them in and touches herself casually as she watches them all use my holes. when they're done she snaps a photo of my used, gaping cunt dripping with cum.

"should I post before and after pics for all your friends to see? no? convince me..."

she plugs all that cum inside me with a huge dildo and I eat her out while she nudges it deeper into my cunt with her foot and grinds her shoe into my clit.

"rub off on me like the horny little slut you are," she says, pulling my hair, and she doesn't let me stop until I've had one humiliating orgasm. then while I'm still recovering she kicks me out naked and dripping into the street. turns out some of the guys are still waiting around outside just in case...

[mynoodlesdoodles]

Slides out of my grave to post my Dragon Age trash on tumblr again.

Has anyone else walked into the pantry to see this man do THE LEAN and he says shit like this????? Love him.

[chloeplayz]

“The ringmaster gone mad.”

“For you are the decaying society,

And me, a hare with a tiger’s mask.

So tell me, ringmaster, tell me,

Tell me to control my wrath.”

[rainbow-nijisaki]

Twewy but it's a farm sim now

Earn enough money and you can buy back your entry fee - and your life.

(Neku was killed by a lightning strike during a freak typhoon, by the way)

Bonus: Another Day

Once you beat the game you unlock the endless mode AU in which Neku's lifelong dream was to be a farmboy. The plotline is a wacky isekai parody that involves a nonsense timeskip and then you can marry him to your favorite partner or whatever

(This is a joke post btw)

[saragrosie]

Mods are asleep post Kim Kitsuragi sketchin

[trash-alt]

not gonna lie i think i could probably get off on gentle missionary if the dirty talk was filthy enough

I love the contrast of sweet words and rough sex, but what about the opposite? Instead of holding you down and using you, your Dom holds you gently in missionary, pressing kisses into your skin and thrusting slowly into you. All the while teasing you for how you’re squirming. Taunting you with how gentle they’re being. Because it’s not enough for a dirty little slut like you, is it? It’s not enough to be treated so nicely. They remind you of all the filthy, depraved things they’ve done to you before, the ways you’ve cried and begged and degraded yourself for them. Only a desperate little whore would get off to someone doing such awful things to them. And now, with them treating you so gently, you can’t even get close, can you?

[penguin-stars]

You know one of my favorite things about this novel?

Is that Cale (Well, Kim Rok Soo) actually acts his age (36)

I personally haven't read many Isekais aimed at male audiences, so I can't speak for those

I have, however read quite a bit of Otome Isekais

And one of the things that annoys me the most about the genre, is when the protagonist, usually an adult woman, gets reincarnated into a baby, a child or a teenager and you sometimes forget their actual age because some of the things they do, some of the decisions they make are /baffling/ when you remember they're a grown ass adult

But with Cale is quite the opposite, people around him are often left scratching their heads at some of his actions and level of maturity ("Aren't you supposed to be 18-20?")

Hell, one time he told Raon that he is "30 years older than him" only to remember mid-phrase that nope, he's actually supposed to be only 15 years older

-Spoilers for P1-

And it's also very funny when Alberu finds out that Cale is, in fact actually older than him, his reaction is pure gold because he's supposed to be the hyung around here you know?

[beforeifadedaway]

Why's this always gotta happen to me? I should have known

[trash-alt]

ok genius where'd you put the alan key then

"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

"why are they all cale" he's main character in tcf and in my heart, okay💔💔

sources under the cut!

picture sources: lout of the count's family manhwa (duh) (chapters are in the ALT)

textpost sources:

okay done :thumbsup: source

blood "loss"? source

the urge to set things on fire source (afa i could tell!)

in trouble source

'you wouldn't pirate a-' source

you're so resilient! source

[makzee-51percent]

I think, somewhere deep in my soul, I need a reaction fic that isn’t Cales coolest moments or his most traumatic backstory but just where his family sees him. They just see what he used to do in his daily life.

I need them to see how he was casually treated, how he treated the people around him. Who he was close to. Who he wasn’t.

Or I need his family to see his mistakes, big and small, and how he overcame them so they can know how he comes to the conclusions he does.

I want his family to see the life he lived before they met him so that Cale can really be SEEN.

Because we know from the POV’s we’ve gotten from other characters that Cale is seen as this incredible person, this pillar of unwavering support, but I need them to see Cale when he wasn’t.

When he needed that pillar of support that he became for his family.

(Ao3 authors lock in)

[big-faux-bro]

Baby sisters. The original fidget (fuck)toy.

[trash-alt]

idk i think i just need to be firmly strapped down by a horny mad scientist who wants to experiment on my pussy :3 pump it, pinch it, wax it, smack it, stretch it, zap it, see what happens :3

[m3-kk]

ARE YOU SEEING THISSSSSSSSSSS??????v

Haiciwiwjfhiwiaiwkqbf r va grojdiwoqoqwing

THE LAURAL WREATH ON HIS HEADD!!

HONGS LITTLE FACEEEEE

(>^ω^<)

This man is just laying there peacefully with his babies all around him looking at them like they’re his world and omg and Raon’s little claws and omg hands and WAIT OMG UIS HAIR I JUST NOTICATED ITS LONG OMG IM FERAL

I CANTTTTTT ITS AMAZING

[grungepoetica]

I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING PIZZERIA AGAIN