#posts that r abt nub

[apparentlytheproblem]

Theodore nott x Gryffindor fem! Reader fluff and soft smut she’s reading in his lap while he’s leaning against the bedpost reading with her holding the book and Turing the pages while she keeps reading it and it’s super smutty (maybe the actors spin-off book abt nesta and cassian-) and she just traces his arm veins while they read (and if you decide to make it smutty pls make the reader LOVE LOVE LOVE his hands, abs, arm viens-)

a l l u r i n g

fandom- Harry Potter

pairing(s)- theodore nott

a/n: hullo, I have my midterm math exam on Monday so its all rushed and i barely have time to post but this has me screaming and crying all at once. i could not find any hardcore smut from a court of silver flames , I couldn't find any hardcore smut from court of silver flames, I'm so sorry abt that. the scene you're reading out loud is written by none other than @lustingbones, featuring Dick Grayson. I've written her fanfic in cursive so as to not get confused. she has single handedly created an obsession for nightwing in me. here's the link to the inspiration :) requests are forever open, luv, teddy

requested- yes

warnings- mf this is an advanced apology, i've never written smut. i've never even held someone's hand romantically, hell, i can't even keep eye contact, soft smut, fluffy, vulgar language, they both are minors, no protection is mentioned, it might make you uncomfortable, the reading of smut, the writing of smut

The sleeves of your black satin shirt had already fallen down your arms, the shirt itself was only being held up by two thin chains over your shoulder. it was basically as good as transparent, there wasn't a thing you couldn't see through it.

Theodore had leaned himself on his bedpost, his shirt was long gone. You were reading to him, your legs were on either side of his hips, your ass was cupped by his hand as he found utter joy in this situation. Your breasts were Infront of his face as he struggled not to get hard under you so quickly. Theo was never this grateful for being taller than you, he could just look down at you and get a perfect view. he wanted nothing more than to hold them in his hands and squeeze it or just rip the shirt off at this point.

"He moaned softly at the squelch of your cunt swallowing him, a creamy white ring surrounding the base of his cock every moment he pulled out."

your flingers grazed the hoops of his trousers, hooking them absentmindedly. sometimes they paused and was placed next to his hips.

“D-Dick, p-please baby-” a hitch in your voice. you could feel your pussy, but more than that, you could feel a lump in his pants.

"its so attractive when you say baby like that, but when i fuck you, its gonna be theo" he mumbled by leaning closer to your ear.

all you could do is nod as he signaled for you to continue.

“Gotta breed you baby.. Show all these fuckers that you’re mine and get you pregnant. You’d like that huh? All full with my baby, my cum deep inside this needy lil’ pussy, hm? You want that princess?” You felt him smirk against your skin as he never faltered, his cock reaching so deep inside you–fuck this man would be the end of you."

Theo's eyes were fixated on you. the way your voice was wavering, the way you squeezed your thighs, how a blush crept to your face. he loved how you got so shy with the pregnancy kink. it made him wonder if she had one herself.

"you're into that? why read about it when i can give you the full experience in 6D?"

you tried to waver him off, this was the last thing you needed in this situation

" "All I do is treat you so fuckin’ well, don’t I?” Dick mumbled as his fingers started to toy with your clit, his middle finger rubbing the sensitive nub in circles as he continued his brutal pace on your weeping cunt. “F-fuck..” he whined as he pulled away for a moment to look down at where the two of you were connected, his cum from earlier rounds already starting to pool onto the bedsheets and trailing down your thighs. “S’good to me, ya know that? Such a good girl..” Fuck it was starting to become too much for him, but it felt so fucking good.."

you could feel your own pussy throbbing. If you were being honest to yourself, you were thinking about you and Theodore. your head keeps going to the idea of him saying this to you, doing this to you and feeling him so hard just got you more turned on.

“G-Gonna come, Dee–fuck!” you whimpered as you fell back into the sheets with your face squished against the pillows, gripping the blanket into your hands tightly."

your palm grazed his veiny arms, has he been working out? they've gotten so big..

“F-fuckin’ come baby, come all over this cock..” He coos through clenched teeth, his nails lightly digging into your plush skin as his thrusts sped up."

from palms to fingernails, they slowly trail up his forearm and roamed around his chest.

"Whiney breaths leave your throat as your climax starts building, before the coil in your tummy finally snaps, your juices gushing around him as he let out a whine and threw his head back."

you find yourself adjusting to place your pussy right above his cock. you could see his face trying to not to show any signs of satisfaction. that was all you needed.

“C-Come inside me, Dick–please!” you squeal with your face squished into the pillow to muffle your needy whines as his cock twitched inside you." 

all he could concentrate about is trying not to break character. his eyes fixated on the elegant curve of your back beneath the clear fabric. her rough voice ran through his head in circles. he lifted an arm from his side, letting it play with the bottom buttons, almost only leaving one left. The only thing covering you up.

“I know baby, I know–fuckk!” he groaned as you felt him release inside you, thick ropes of his cum painting your walls a creamy white, giving a few shallow thrusts before stilling inside you, pants and heavy breathing leaving both of your lips as you sat in silence."

you ran your arms down his abs, he loved your not so secret fixation you had for them. but you loved it more.

"You whine as you try to crawl away from his needy hands before he grabs you by the waist and pulls you back to flip you onto your back, a few pieces of his hair stuck to his forehead as he looks down at you with a grin painting his plush lips. Gosh it’s like he was trying to kill you."

“Said ya’ wanted to help me..” he cooed as he leant down with his lips ghosting over yours. "

“So, help me..”

Theodore was done. He gently picked the book from your hand and placed it on his nightstand. both his hands went under your thighs as to place you on the bed so he could tower over you, his chain dangling Infront of your eyes.

"hi handsome" you said peering up to him. you pulled his arm to examine it. his veins looked so hot, just absolutley lovley to have around you.

"hey beautiful"

you take his hand, a quiet smile made way too your face as you rest it on your breasts

Theodore felt your hands as it unzipped his trousers leaving him in boxers. your hand slid up and down his dick in slow strokes, just to drive him mad.

he takes her into my arms still kneeling, hitching your leg around his torso before pulling you as close as possible. The kisses you shared were soft, unbothered needy but never rushed.

[artnerd1123]

Anyways uhhhh *thinks abt alien biology shiz*

[tay6119]

Some things I think about/noticed in Tommy's beach episode today

I'm late to the party since I couldn't watch live, but let's unpack this shit show.

- Even at the start before the stream starts, Tommy just seems less hype and this makes me so sad even tho it's all character

- "We've gotta be sad now" I- Tommy, but he got all hype cause he remembered his party...

- We been knew for the angst, but no one showed

- Tommy was trying to stay hopeful and say he just had more time to prepare (IM SO SAD)

- The Venmo sign lived on for 2 seconds

- "LOADS of people online" there's like 4 people, but I'm glad he's happy

- Tommy calling his log gf hot

- "I fucking hate green things"

- HAPPY TOMMY POG... why did it have to end so soon

- Tommy gets hype over the idea of Tubbo maybe coming

- Would reconcile

- Drugs for Big Q

- People leaving the game and Tommy being confused

- Dream deffo didn't hand out those invites-- green bitch

- He looks so giddy to see people I can't do this-

- "Dream joined the game"

- I'm sorry but like I'm imagining Dream scheduling his day around Tommy's streams tyfguhbjnk

- Tommy saying green zombies aren't his friends, maybe parallel to Dream, but idk yet,,

- DREAM SOUNDS SO CALM AND LIKE WHATEVER AND NORMAL I HATE HIM C!DREAM CAN PERISH

- Dream apologizes for being late and Tommy immediately throws his good stuff on the ground

- Dream the bitch doesn't explode his stuff today

- Dream just lies... like a LOT, especially abt Tubbo

- "Why's no on here, then"

- "Maybe they're running late" DREAM STFU

- "I've lost my apetite" TOMMY MY BOY

- Dream keeps bringing up Tubbo, acting like he knew sOB

- Tommy has no one to ask, but Dream, so he just has to believe him I hate this

- "No one cares about me anymore"

- Dream really tries hard to pretend he's sympathetic

- WHERE IS GHOSTBUR COME GIVE TOMMY SOME BLUE

- Tommy says since he doesn't have power no one wants him, maybe Dream is trying to make him power hungry and on his side through this..??

- Dream u damn gaslighter

- Tommy destroys the bridge :((

- Tommy just sounds so broken, this poor boy

- Maybe Wilbur actually did send the invites and Dream got rid of them? That's why he encourages asking Wilbur?

- Tommy leaves a skinny bridge, he still has some hope.. I think

- Tubbo lost his compass earlier and now it's in the lore and I-

- TUBBO IS SO SAD DREAM STOP UR LIES

- Tommy thinks abt burning his compass, but can't go through with it

- KEEP UR HOPES ALIVE PLEASE TOMATHY

- Dream shut ur ratchet mouth

- "I just wanna go home" he sounds so broken :((

- Dream gives permission to see the Christmas tree and tells him it's not like anyone wants him anyway

- Tommy refuses to see the tree even tho he was so desperate

- Tommy saying the "Dream Rider" is meant for George

- "You obviously care about me Dream" SIR NO HE DOESN'T

- Tommy finally decides to eat once Dream says he cares

- Tommy kills his gf when she holds another man's nub (no context needed)

- Anti-ginger propoganda

- The stream post major angst is so bitter sweet I can't TAKE IT

- Dream mentioned George like 5 times unprompted.. this man-

- I love Dream and Tommy's relationship sm, but C!Dream can choke :)

Y'all that's just the stream with the major angst at the begining and then someaka like the first 40 minutes,, I'm in painnnnnnn so much has happened

If you read this.. idk why LMFAO I put like e v e r y t h i n g down, but I may or may not have some theories in the works :) IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I EXPERIENCED PAIN

[domjaehyun]

uh this is very tmi but I don’t think I have a clit haHA 😀 my friends r like it’s a nub near the top but I’ve looked everywhere n it’s not there wtf happened when I was being formed

yknow i read an ig post abt that and that’s not completely unheard of! idr but i think you might still have the like. nerve endings though 🤔

[arxing]

hoo boy

okay so i was tagged by @raised-in-a-small-sburb

heere’s the thing i guess??

name: tHAT’S C L A S S I F I E D INFORMATION SCREW OFF (it بَتوْل)

nickname: baaaaaamboozle, batpoop, بَطوت (‘duck’ in arabic)

gender: female woot woot

star sign: aQUARIUS (why is it an air sign though i’m t r I G G E R E D)

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw; my fusion house is either slytherclaw or ravenpuff

sexual orientation: aromatic+asexual

favorite animal: skinks (okay they are tINY LITTLE SNAKES BUT WITH TINY LITTLE NUBS FOR LIMBS AND UGH THEY ARE HONESTLY SO BEAUT™ YOU CAN GET THEM AS PETS UNZNNSJABZHAHZHH)

average sleep hours: what is sleep (usually abt 2-3 hours a week??)

current time: okay i was going to lie about the time to make myself seem like a Cool™ Hipster™™ Teenage Social Recluse™™™™™™™ but in all honesty it’s 7:50 pm

dogs or cats: skinks my dude (okay cats but i have a reason: when i was like three, i lived in Syria and i got separated from my mother and grandmother. i went looking for them down an alleyway [i was stupid okay], and there was a dumpster. all of a sudden, this h u g e dog and her two medium-large minions S P R A N G out of a dumpster. i ran for my life [litrally] and was crying the entire way. i somehow ran into my guardians, bawling and uttering somewhat incoherent phrases such as "ك-كاب كونت بدو تاكالنب" [**dog tried eat my nose**]. and so yeah traumatic childhood memories are fun)

blankets you sleep with: a pretty thicc™ feather duvet that i cocoon myself for days on end in. IT FUZZY AN WARM

dream trip: to a peaceful Damascus :’) / Ankara, Turkey’s capital (also Athens, Greece)

dream job: astrophysicist/pathologist?? shoot for the stars i guess (huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue)

when i made my blog: eND OF MAY OR EARLY JUNE (I’M SO HAPPY I COULD MAKE THAT REFERENCE LIKE YOU HAVE N O I D E A)

followers: like 19?? idk

why i made my tumblr: i saw the funniest post i’d ever seen on Pinterest, and found out it was from Tumblr. like three seconds later, i had an account

reason for my URL: iNVADER ZIM IS MY FAVORITE ANIME THAT’S W H Y