We make these for Bank Holiday fun! #readymadecocktails #cocktailboxes #premixed #cocktails #cocktailparty #weekendfun #poisoncocktails https://www.instagram.com/p/Crlyc_CLB_M/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Hey by the way everyone’s real judgy of Thistle for having made a chimera and “oh it’s the fourth stage of madness” and all that
But
He didn’t fucking make that chimera, Marcille did by accident he just wanted his dragon back and now the tiddies are all mixed in
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i'm really glad i'm not picky about coffee like as long as it's got milk, ice and a lot of sugar in it i'm happy. people will tell me 'oh x place nearby has shitty iced coffee you should go to y place that's an extra 15 minutes away' but i go to the shitty place and the nice place and they taste the same to me. the joy of an uncultured palate when it means i can get the coffee that's 2 mins away and enjoy it
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I ment when he goes to steal hair for the dolls 😭
You're right it's funnier to imagine him wearing that shitty bathrobe and slippers. Scrambling on all fours, chasing around little tumbleweeds of cropped hair while one worker is hitting him with a broom and the other is one the phone with the cops.
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HAPPEH NEW YEAR!!
I had fun at a party >:3 so exited foar 2009!!1!
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Chaucer's sparkling mead
Wretched. Nafty. A libation most vile.
I've had a few meads and Chaucer is by far the worst. They also sell a non-sparkling mead and a few flavored meads.
Chaucer has a peculiar nose--sort of dry and rancid, like honey but with far more petroleum. It sits in the throat and dominates the overall flavor of the beverage. The rest of it's character is grassy and sour.
I think Chaucer tried to approach mead from the beer side, whereas Honeywood or Dansk Mjod approached it from the wine side. It doesn't work.
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Went into the idea of you knowing full well it’s based on a Harry styles/older woman fanfic book, still turned it off at 40 minutes after giving it a fair shake. It wasn’t working for me at all couldn’t get past Anne Hathaway being named Solene
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"insects are such boring pets, they don't do anything!"
Wrong. My dubia roaches are precious, and actually quite intelligent. One of them has learned to get out of the terrarium, some how (it is always the same one, as she's the only one who has developed (flightless) wings) and has learned to crawl to the top shelf and get my attention by scuttling about on the tinfoil bases the plants up there sit in to catch water. It is around the same time several nights in a row, to tell me that the colony would like some new repashy food please. Her big bulky body makes a very distinct sound on the metal, and she's very easy to catch, often just crawling into my hand unless i scare her. She returns back to the tank as soon as I put my hand in there. And then i add more of their food mix and they ALL scurry out of hiding and go ham over food.
My pet roach is learning to Pavlov me into giving them food.
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browsing tumblr in the luxurious bath with a fun lil drink :3
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Cocktails made easy!... just add ice! #readymadecocktails #cocktails #cocktailjars #cocktailparty #premixed #cocktail #poisoncocktails https://www.instagram.com/p/CqWDEhSgnok/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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it is baffling to me that ppl keep insisting "if its not sprite then what IS it tho?" and seemingly do not...retain the recipes that are being shared. like you dont have to memorize them its just repeatedly "is lemonade not sprite though? how is it not sprite?"
"its lemon juice, water, and sugar"
"is it not the same as sprite?" no we just told u. does that sound like sprite to you. does sprite give you the vibe of juicing some lemons on a hot summer day? the lemonade version closest to Sprite over here, in terms of Being Lemonade, is still Notably Different from sprite, or any other soda, is probably Minute Maid, a highly processed branded lemonade that you can occasionally get from soda fountains (DESPITE! NOT BEING CARBONATED! similar to how they somehow dispense iced or sweet tea from soda fountains) it sometimes comes in a can or 2L bottle similar to soda, in the soda isle. and its Not Soda. its not Carbonated. its Trying To Pretend So Hard To Be Real Lemonade. it tastes like lemonade thats a bit sad. it is far more lemonade than SPRITE will ever be. if yall were simply insisting that lemonade is carbonated, that it was like, fizzy minute maid, that would be less offensive than calling sprite lemonade. which is Insane. good god.
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successfully went to maine (to a very cute little town!!) to figure out my bank situation (should be all good 👍) and then had a very nice seafood lunch feat gorg sea views
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Fun fact: you can just buy and make Kool aid!
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Old fashioned premixed drink :)
It's bourbon :(
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