#probably yapping

[probablytame]

don't play around with feral dogboys. don't chain one up to the bedpost and tease it from afar, making it sit on a vibrator while you touch yourself. good lord do not make the most pretty little whimpers and noises as you do it. sooner or later that thing is going to burst out from its chains and tackle you to the ground as it sinks its teeth into your neck. snarling as it tears open your legs and rams its knot into your hole. and god forbid it's strap knot, because the only thing that's gonna stop it is exhaustion. that thing only sees you as a toy, and it's going to fuck you until you break

[trainwreck-pumpkin-pie]

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995-1996) / Mouthwashing (2024)

inspired by this post

[snail-day]

Suguru can be a bit manipulative… okay, maybe a lot. But can you really blame a guy for wanting his girlfriend to stay over for more than eight hours? It’s your first night at his place, and you’re just going to leave in the morning?

Yeah, that doesn’t sit right with him.

And it’s not like he’s even being pushy. You two haven’t done anything yet. Even though - god - there’ve been moments tonight where he’s sure his self-control is about to snap.

Like when he let you use his shower for the first time, and he had to pretend he wasn’t imagining what you looked like in one of his towels, hair dripping wet, skin flushed from the steam. Or how he wasn’t sure he’d be able to handle you coming out smelling like him.

Or earlier, in the kitchen - your soft footsteps padding around, your voice all curious and sweet when you asked where he keeps the tableware. That little pout. Those eyes. The way your hips brushed against him when you reached for the cups, and his hands instinctively went to your waist. He prayed - begged - you didn’t feel the hard-on pressed against you. He's a religious man after all.

So when you’re finally nestled beside him in bed, wrapped in his dark, silky sheets, his arms, his scent - he’s desperately reminding himself: Don’t be a pervert. Don’t ruin this. You're too good to me. You're not ready. I’m not ready.

He’s not ready to see what your face looks like when he’s on top of you. Whether you're the type to reach for his hands. Whether you’d whine into his kisses and chase them like you’re addicted to him.

Of course he doesn't sleep well. Not with you so close. Not when he keeps pulling you tighter against him in the middle of the night. Not when all he can think is - Please don’t leave yet.

So, of course, he wakes up before you. Of course he adjusts the blinds just right - so the light doesn’t hit your eyes, but still kisses your skin like a cat sunbathing. Of course he tucks the comforter closer around you, warm and heavy, so you stay cocooned in comfort while he goes about his morning.

He checks in on you often. Teases you when you stir, coos about how sleepy you are. Laughs softly when you grab for his hand, half-conscious. And of course he’s going to make it feel like this is your idea. Staying a little longer. Getting cozy. Not rushing off.

Because the truth is - he doesn’t want you to leave. Is that really so bad?

[awesomeland39]

sketchhg

[cosmicraelum]

I rewatched perfect blue recently

[aspennntree]

every day i post things that aren’t funny to an audience of 6 people

[petiisuis]

they are so married

[somewhereincairparavel]

gentle reminder that jason has striked a god with his blade causing him to bleed, when the god was INVISIBLE, simply based on the movement around him.

[spookyratking]

please guys I think the sprout war is over for me. I think I have a design . I actually like for him .

[evermorepeyton]

my guy, what are you talking about, those are your legal names

[probablytame]

so much fun to be a switch when youre smaller than your sub leaning partner. im not strong enough to hold you down. i could never force you up against a wall, down on your knees, on your back, stomach... you let me do it. because youre just a needy little thing that goes along with whatever makes you feel good. makes you go brainless

do you realize how easily you could flip this? you have picked me up, pushed me down, had your way with me before. turned me into your whimpering messy plaything. whats stopping you from doing it again? whats stopping you from gripping my hips as im on top of you and flipping me over and slipping your fingers inside of me to fuck me until i cant talk anymore? i couldnt fight back even if i wanted to. it is so remarkably easy for you to pin me down and use me as you please.

but you dont. because youre just a cumbrained little puppy. and im just happy to give you a good time

[daelynnxx]

alpinehawk! hes a protagonist in my friend groups custom clans

close up

[determunition]

had king on the brain recently; wondering if, up on the spire, she was maybe beating herself up a little over not knowing how to talk things out for once

[m1lkywaymikey]

Do you think mcr know the cultural impact the name illi mcmillin is having on the mcr tumblr community moment?

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

he was on his period here

[dystopiansewerrat]

I don’t know how to say this, but recently I got two Ratchet Blokees thingy, the SV01 (meant to be resemble the G1 ver) and GV06 (shattered glass ver). I expected them to have the exact same shape and parts but in different colors, except the shoulders, just like the original. And they do, …except the thigh.

The thigh are different size- no, they’re different shapes, huh ??? Why ??? The SV01 have this kind of diamond shape but the GV06 have a flat square ? How ??? Is it just the one I got ??? Aren’t they usually use the same mold for the same character ??? but why is G1 ratchet thicc but SG ratchet is not ???

Blokees please explain I need the reason