#python tag

[hmshermitcraft]

Doc when drunk: *speaks german and slurs everything* Python when drunk: *hyperactive gremlin with zero coordination*

That’s them. Python doesn’t speak German so he makes up what Doc is saying and responds however he pleases.

[borzoi-bozo]

@acemcspace character Odysseus with my new oc python!

[hmshermitcraft]

Because Ex x Python is adorable, imagine a love spell having little effect on them because they already have crushes on each other. The effect it has is that they become more open about their crushes, often giving each other gifts or "platonic" kisses and cuddles

Does it make them fess up about their love, though?

[hmshermitcraft]

Consider the following. Ex and Python both have slightly sore throats from yelling all day so Ex makes them tea or hot cocoa. They sip it and bask in each other's presence. Sometimes they smooch each other and just fall asleep on each other with their tea on the table. Other times they makeout and, again, forget their tea. OEA

That’s so cute... gotta take care of the boyfriend... IRL though hot cocoa will make a sore throat feel worse. Learned that the hard way.

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #494

In Python’s defense, he wasn’t used to calling anyone who wasn’t family. Still, it was DEEPLY embarrassing to accidentially tell the person he was ordering pizza from “I love you”. Luckily, Wels had a sense of humor about it, and they ended up dating for real.

[hmshermitcraft]

Have you ever WATCHED a Python video? That man radiates loud energy. And Ex tries to be intimidating and he only knows loud makes people flinch. Imagine them just yelling at each other and people think they're fighting but, in reality, they're excited. OEA

Oh, absolutely. Also its projection time, they both have problems with noise regulation so they have 2 modes: loud as fuck and literally whispering, which also interferes with communication.

Also I legit haven’t watched any Python videos and I kinda don’t plan to, sorry :(

[hmshermitcraft]

little anon again!!! what if, when python does leave for a while, doc panics and thinks he left for good?

Ooh, yes! When Python returns he sees hundreds of panicked messages ranging from “where r u?”s to “when are u coming back??”s to a simple, heartbreaking “please tell me why you left i can fix it.” After that, Python makes sure to say where he’s going and how long he’ll be gone when he does leave.

[hmshermitcraft]

With Python and Grian, it's more like they try to wipe the icing off each other and end up making out because one of them tried to lick the icing off the other's neck

But why were they liking the frosting off each other in the first place? 🤔

[hmshermitcraft]

one day, grian accidentally gets python caught in the crossfire of a prank and doc is ready to defend python until he finds python giggling and laughing. it eases doc to see his bf having fun but he still takes him away to play safely. -little anon

Why is Doc so scared that Python will get hurt? Did he get hurt while regressing once?

[hmshermitcraft]

Ex TRIES to make gifts for Python. He can only really knit and sew though so he often patches up Python's suit after mob fights.

Python always appreciates the help. EX thinks his skills aren’t useful, but without him Python would be wearing threads by now.

[hmshermitcraft]

Since my current hypeefixation is Ex x Python, imagine this. Ex can't fight for the life of him. Yet, he wants cool items only gotten from mobs. So, Python, being pretty skilled at PvE, will get these items for him and wrap them up nice and neat as gifts. Never fails to surprise Ex and make him blush.

Does EX ever make gifts for Python?

[hmshermitcraft]

OKAY BUT PYTHON/EX/XISUMA AS A SHIP.WHY? BECUASE I'M FULL OF IDEAS. SO, IMAGINE ALL THREE OF THEM GET HIT WITHA LOVE POTION BECAUSE OF A TRICKY WITCH AND CONFESS

ABSOLUTELY YOU OVERENTHUSIASTIC ANON! XISUMA AND EX ARE LIKE “WHAT’S GOING ON???” BECAUSE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO HATE EACH OTHER BUT PYTON HELPS THEM GET TOGETHER

[hmshermitcraft]

Python and Grian bond over being gremlins and never fail to make a mess when baking. They are always found giggling and trying their best to clean up the mess they made while also flirting

Both of them are pretty good at baking- it’s being together that messes them up.

[hmshermitcraft]

Of course Python lives dangerously! He's a little gremlin! One time, you do get sick from the raw eggs and he spent all of his time taking care of you and making sure you recovered

I’m willing to bet he never learns, though. Although, he may learn some egg-free recipes after that.

[hmshermitcraft]

when drunk python tries to play ddr, he just ends up face down on the floor and a giggly mess. doc tries not ti laugh at his drunk bf -little anon

Does Doc succeed, is the question