#quackity called etho WHAT?!

[flowerfelled]

Highlights from the entire MCYT Sexyman Tournament

Before the Tournament Began (Nomination Phase):

-Goodtimeswithscar getting over 2000 nominations for the poll

-Two people's minecraft ocs were nominated, and one of those ocs actually got into the competition

-The runners of the poll telling people not to tell the CCs about this, only for every CC to find out about this poll and start rallying their fans to vote for them

-Joe Hills got very jealous that Scar had more votes than him to the point where he literally used Tumblr Blaze to promote himself, and posted a video of him swimming in a pool on his blog

-Technodad also encouraging people to vote for his son after finding out about the polls

The Main Tournament:

-Dream getting absolutely decked by Seepeekay (deserved)

-Clownpierce and Tubbo's poll ending in 50% by 50% where the people running the poll had to go into the polls literal code to find out that Clownpierce won by only 18 votes

-Clownpierce getting beaten out by Aimsey in Round 2 immediately afterwards

-Quackity and Schlatt losing their polls at first, only for people to churn out propaganda, and getting them the wins by very close calls

-The Dominion SMP fandom made alliances with other fandoms (the Lifesteal fandom being one of them) to try and get Vikingpilot more votes

-JimmySolidarity looking at the polls and seeing that someone called him a "wet paper bag of a man"

-Martyn voting for his friends in the polls

-One Tumblr blog made a straight up news channel for the polls

-Someone else also made an easier way to read votes on polls

-Another person converted the voting data into line graphs

-Scott calling Jimmy a queerbaiter when their characters went up against each other

-The Scar vs Techno fight, the Wilbur vs Joe fight, and the Grian vs Quackity fight, all happening in the same round

-Huge amounts of voter fraud

-Grian winning his fight with Quackity, only for Quackblr to change the tides in the last few minutes (perhaps one of the craziest fights I have ever seen)

-The poll made it onto Tumblr trending

-Quackblr made an alliance with the Ethogirls, which eventually led to fanart of Quackity and Etho together, along with a few "infamous" edited photos (you know what I'm talking about)

-The voter fraud in the poll eventually lead to the possibility of Tumblr actually dealing with the pornbot situation

-The whole entire event had powerpoint presentations for peoples favorite blorbos, propaganda, fanart, alliances, even a few written oneshots

-Literally just every poll with Quackity

-Other people made polls inspired by this one (@mcytblrcringefail as one example)

-The fact that the poll literally revived the entire fandom

-The poll became canon in Jimmy’s 30 day Minecraft Hardcore server

-And most importantly, Joe Hills, the one MCYT who did the most campaigning, won the polls against Scar

Thank you @mcytblrsexymen. You have done an amazing job.

[plant-gt-thought-box]

MCYT last life AU

This is a small AU idea that dose not have any GT but I still wanted to share it with people, hope everyone enjoys it!

No one knows how they got here or why the gods are playing such a strange game with their lives but there is no other way out than to win their game, hopefully whoever gets to live the longest might even get to go home.

This AU has the soulmate and the extra lives feature in it and I will be listing the amount of lives everyone has and who their soulmates are (there are only 10 people who have soulmates rn), there will also be a feature called "God's Favor" where three people are either giving favor by Kristen goddess of death or Grian a God that had his powers recently stripped and put into this game.

Btw there's a very low chance I might write this as a series. I just really wanted to get this idea out there. More under cut!

Players In The Game Lives

Tommy’s Lives- 4

Grian’s Lives- 6

Tubbo’s Lives- 10

Jimmy’s Lives- 4

Eret’s Lives- 6

Scott’s Lives- 7

Joel’s Lives- 7

Ranboo’s Lives- 6

Lizzy’s Lives- 4

Sapnap’s Lives- 8

Etho’s Lives- 8

Philza’s Lives- 3

Bdubs’s Lives- 9

Techno’s Lives- 10

Pearl's Lives- 4

Tango’s Lives- 4

Sam’s Lives- 6

Ponk’s Lives- 4

Purple’s Lives- 5

Scar’s Lives- 7

Karl’s Lives- 6

Cleo's Lives- 8

Charlie's Lives- 3

Niki's Lives- 5

Martin's Lives- 5 

Wilbur' Lives- 1

Players And Their Soulmate

Etho - Sam

Grain - Philza

Scar - Quackity

Scott - Tommy

Joel - Charlie

God's Favor

Mumza humans- Tommy, Techno, Philza (have a small increase in attack and run faster than other players)

Grain humans- Scar, Jimmy, Pearl (have higher looting when killing mods/animals and get extra good loot from chest)

Basic Plot Points rn

-Scott keeps refusing to admit that he has a soulmate becuz he doesn't want to be stuck taking care of Tommy and Tommy doesn't really mind this as before the game he lived all alone on the streets (till someone found him), both struggle greatly to start getting along and actually working together

-Joel and Charlie straight up just like causing problems on purpose and actually work pretty well together

-Quackity fully believes Scar is going to ditch him at some point and is just waiting for it to happen we'll Scary is just trying to get his soulmate to be happy and have a good time (soulmates can feel each other's emotions)

-No one has any idea what Etho and Sam are doing but for some odd reason Tommy keeps making up a story that they're trying to dig to the center of the Earth (they are in fact actually trying to dig to the center of the Earth and Tommy helps them for free food)

-Philza made Grain help him build a base on top of the highest goddamn mountain and he hates it. Grain constantly feels like his life is in danger and Philza does not care at all he finds the man's panic and worry very funny

-Cleo has made it her personal mission to gather up all of the children that have been pulled into this game and try and keep them in one location, not because she cares about them but mainly because she just doesn't want them getting in the way of what the grown-ups are doing. Tubbo has blown up the place she keeps making for them five times now

-Pearl, Niki, Eret, and Jimmy are the only ones trying to be proactive in a way that doesn't involve getting someone killed and started up a farm to make sure everyone has plenty of food, Ranboo and Purpled help deliver the food to everyone around the server 

-No one has any idea where Tommy or Techno live and quite frankly it scares everyone because the two of them will appear out of nowhere sometimes covered in blood (Tommy is always covered in his own blood and Techno is always covered in something/someone else's blood)

-Ponk is a traveling medic and will give people healing potions if he ever finds them injured, Scott keeps trying to recruit him into a small group he's making but Pink always turns him down

-Philza has been helping Eret make a nice big castle everyone can stay in and be safe inside of just in case something goes wrong, Grain is purposely left in the dark about this as Philza is starting to get suspicious of him with how he acts towards the small shrine he made for his wife

-Scott, Cleo, Sam, Etho, B-Dubs, Sapnap and Martin have formed a small group that are trying to keep the server in order and make rules. Techno and Tubbo team up to take them down because of this as Techno quite frankly agrees with Tubbo that forcing the younger members to sit on the sidelines and not do anything is a bit unfair and automatically puts them at a disadvantage to lose the game.

-Scott tried going down into an end City and lost one of his first lives, well recovering from it and a bit annoyed he was now down to 6 Techno showed up and started fighting him. Techno made it very clear to Scott that if he ever lost another life he would make him wish he had been safer and just taken another one himself. (Tommy was knocked down to three lives because of this incident and was in a lot of pain)

-Tubbo finds out he can give people some of his lives because he has 10 so to make sure Tommy well be okay he gives one of his lives to his friends and puts Tommy back up to 4 (Scott does not get an extra life from this only Tommy does)

-Wilbur was not originally part of this game. This man literally broke into the game just to find his little brother and now only has one life and is constantly on red. But unlike normal red lives he doesn't have any murders intent and is acting exactly like a green life! Grain and Philza I'm pretty sure this is because Wilbur broke into the game and wasn't actually supposed to be here so he didn't get the whole red life murders intense thing, but Tommy gets his brother now so it's fine! :D

-Well Philza, Grain, Techno, and Tommy are in no way worried about Wilbur committing atrocities everyone else on the server is panicking because there's a red life running around and no one knows what that means, Scar is the only other person not worrying because he plans on scamming Wilbur out of his cool beanie for Quackity (Quackity lost his beanie and has just been wearing a handkerchief to cover his head)

-Joel let Lizzy and Charlie meet and is now being horribly tormented by the two (affectionate)

-Bdub's found out what Etho and Sam are doing and is now trying to help them hide it and at a certain point scares Tommy off so he no longer gets to help

[redorich]

(Hermit Canyon AU)

Now that the Hermits are beginning to reveal themselves, you have to wonder about a few possibilities for interactions. Y’know things like:

The Boomers find Tubbo’s Nukes

Puffy asking someone to go check on Niki

The Hermits explaining the concept of the End to DSMP members who canonically have never heard of it

Etho and Tango build gaming district 2 right next to Las Nevadas, causing a massive culture clash as Quackity freaks out about possible competition while the hermits are just trying to have fun, spiraling into either funny sabotaging hijinks as the two compete or a hellish war as Quackity treats this as an invasion and Etho and Tango are forced to respond in kind, pushing themselves way out of their comfort zones as they deal with the crushing reality that this server is changing them.

Keralis helping Niki with her city:)!

The hermits finally get to build some bases that the DSMP members can actually see!

As soon as the Hermits con Agnes into returning infinite respawns to players, megabases start popping up overnight. After all, they've had the resources for ages now, and now that there's no threat of Xisuma losing too much magic having to respawn them manually, there's no reason to hide.

The Dream SMP people don't actually know why the Hermits are eschewing their secrecy all at once. They don't lose canon lives often enough to realize that there are no canon lives anymore. To them, the Hermits just woke up one day and decided that Snowchester needed a new neighbor in the form of an entire medieval village (Wels), or that Las Nevadas would do well with a rival city/gaming district named New Louisianas (Impulse and Tango).

Niki is the first person who sees what these Hermits are capable of and is brave enough to ask for their help. She approaches the first one she finds, who turns out to be Keralis. At first, Niki was apprehensive, but it was one hundred percent worth the risk to watch as her secret city comes to life under the Hermit's hands as he calls her "sweetface" and insists that bushes are the be-all-end-all of decoration. Niki's little apartment really becomes a home, and when Keralis is done helping her, he doesn't ask for anything in return. She uses what he taught her to furnish another apartment just for him.

[frombeyondtheblackhole]

Hermit DSMP Swap AU: Part 11.4

[TW // discussion of perma-death]

It had been over a week since False arrived on the DSMP server. The other hermits agreed to split up and search for new hermits but Quackity was making it difficult to be out alone with all the patrolles he and his people were doing. There was Purpled, and a fox hybrid, and sometimes even someone Etho claimed was called The Warden and guarded the prison. False was pretty sure she could take most of them in a fight but that wasn’t necessarily the case for the other Hermits.

It was a little safer to move around at night, the darkness made any invis particles almost impossible to see. Though you still had to worry about mobs. It took some getting used to, she hadn’t had to move around at night in a long time.

False followed the river that passed by the Gay Castle. Strangely it was one of the few large builds around these parts that wasn’t in a state of decay or disrepair. It loomed large and cold and empty but at first glance it looked as clean and new as the day it was built. False glanced around as she crossed over the path by the bridge. Still no one. Not a hermit or a DSMPer. She double checked her hot bar to make sure everything was on hand, a full set of diamond armor, a shield, a diamond sword, more invis pots and a splash pot of strength, just in case.

False looked up. There was a light coming from the forest. Was that new? She masked her footsteps as she approached. She could hear someone muttering to themselves.

“Damn Chickens…”

False stopped short at the edge of the clearing “Ren?” She breathed.

The spectral form of Ren dropped the wooden beam he was carrying and looked around at the air, unable to find the speaker, “Who’s there?” He stood at the base of a half constructed tower.

“Oh,” False started, fumbling in her inventory for some milk.

“False,” The spectral Ren jumped, finally finding her as the invisibility melted away.

“Ren, I’m glad I found you, what happened to-” She said approaching.

“Oh I’m not him,” He chirped, picking up the wooden beam he’d dropped.

False halted and blinked “You're not…?” She trailed off.

“Call me RenGhost,” He smiled, sticking the beam into a hole in the dirt between some stones in the wall.

“Ren… Ghost.” False echoed, staring at him. “If.. If you're a ghost, then how did you die?” She said her voice barely above a whisper.

He cocked his head as he started moving stones from one pile to another, redstone dust leaking from his pocket and leaving a trail behind him as he went. “Nope,” He said finally.

“Ah, um- Ok?” False sighed, her brow furrowed. “How about you come back with me, the others would love to see you.”

“I have to finish this here chicken coup. Doc’s been fussing at me for weeks, too many eggs in the pockets, can’t have that.”

“Um… I can help you finish this, then we can go meet up with the other hermits,” She suggested.

RenGhost looked at her and then back at the tower. “Sounds good my dude.”

“Alright, what do you need me to do?”

RenGhost handed her some stones and instructed her to start building up the walls of the tower. She had barely started when Ren sent her to get more wood and when she came back the walls had been completely taken down.

“What! Why did you take them down?”

RenGhost shook his head pacing around where the tower had been but was now just some wooden posts in the ground. “Wrong, wrong, all wrong.” he muttered, stroking his goatee.

False gave an exasperated sigh. “Wrong how? no - never mind that. We don’t have time for this. You can come back to this but it’s almost day and we need to see the other Hermits.”

“Day,” RenGhost started. “Oh, that’s no good, can’t have that.” He looked up as the first rays of dawn light began to shine between the trees. He summoned a shovel and started digging in the middle of his non-existent tower.

A stair case of natural stone and dirt was revealed and he climbed down, False followed into a tiny two block tall room, stone beneath her feet and dirt over their heads.

Ren ghost yawned and lay down on the ground “We’ll goodbye,” he said curling up and closing his eyes.

False bristled. “Wait, you're just going to sleep in a hole?”

He opened one eye and glanced at her “m-hum,”

“We have beds back at our place.” She offered. “You don’t have to sleep in a damp hole…”

He opened both his eyes and raised his head. “Beds you say,”

False sighed “Come on. It’s not far.”

False tried to convince RenGhost to use an invis potion but he insisted that he didn’t need it. Instead she drank one herself and led him by the hand back to their base. The hallways off the main room had been expanded since she had arrived a week ago. A hallway branched off to the left and right of the main room. Archways lined the left hall and led to individual bed rooms. Each of the hermits had decorated their room in their own style. False’s room was an underground garden with leaves and vines hanging from the ceiling. Etho’s room had lots of cream tones with striped birch, and sandstone, contrasted with striped warped stems. TFC’s room had wooden beams along the walls and ceiling at intervals with smoothstone and natural stone. Cleo’s room looked like the interior of a medieval tailor's workshop, furniture filled the room, along with clutter. There was a partially dressed Mannequin slumped in a chair and another against a wall. Fabrics draped against the back of the couch and a basket of sewing supplies lay on the floor next to it. Carving and sculpting tools lay scattered across her desk, and a half finished clay face made to look like Etho sat in the center of the desk. At the end of the hall there was an empty room waiting for any new hermits. False led RenGhost to this room. There was a single white bed against one wall.

RenGhost climbed into bed with a muttered goodnight and fell asleep almost immediately.

False watched him, brow furrowed, before returning to the main room of the base. No one else was back yet… she made her way up the stairs and over to the brewing stands. A moment later she had herself a cup of coffee. She blew on it as she carefully climbed back down the stairs and sat down at the table to wait for the others.

She had barely taken a sip before TFC came climbing up the stairs from his mine “Why, your back, any luck?” He asked, setting his pickaxe down against the table and sitting down across from her.

False looked up from her cup and pursed her lips. “Well, I found someone…”

“There’s a catch.” TFC raised his brow.

False scoffed and set her cup down “You could put it that way… I found Ren… but I’m not sure it’s really Ren. He remembered me but he looked transparent and acted strange and insisted that he wasn't Ren, he wanted me to call him RenGhost…” Her breath caught and she went quiet rubbing her eyes. “I don’t know,” She muttered.

TFC nodded “it’s ok, take your time.”

False scoffed “Right.” She took a deep breath and straightened, “I was able to convince him to come back here. He is sleeping in the spare bedroom now.”

False looked up as the woosh of pistons sounded and the front entrance to the base opened. Etho and Cloe’s voices carried into the base.

“I ran into that Purpled fellow again, why can’t they just leave us alone,” Cleo scoffed.

Etho shrugged as they reached the top of the stairs.

“Oh, hello, I see you beat us back, find anyone?” Cleo said.

Etho met False's eyes and raised his eyebrows “You found someone?”

False nodded. “I found Ren… at least… I found his Ghost.”

“His what?” Cleo bristled and rushed down the stairs.

Etho didn’t move.

False pursed her lips and looked down at the table “He’s sleeping in the spare room right now.”

“How did he die?” Cleo strode up to the table and slammed her palms down on it.

False glanced up “I don’t know, he either can’t remember it or he doesn't want to talk about it.”

“Fair,” Cleo huffed, strengthening and glancing off to the side.

Etho climbed down the stairs to join them and stood just behind Cleo.

TFC looked across the table at Cleo “I don’t mean to be rude but you died. If you feel comfortable talking about it, maybe you can tell us what you know about ghosts.”

“That’s the thing. I don’t know anything about ghosts. When I died there was never a ghost as far as I’m aware…“

“How… how did you die?” Etho asked moving to stand next to her.

She glanced at him.

“I- I mean, if you don’t want to talk about it that's ok,” he stammered turning red and waving his hands in front of him.

“No it’s ok. It doesn't really bother me anymore, honestly I prefer it this way at this point.” Cleo assured, “Me and Joe were using magic to animate my mannequins, magic is dangerous on a good day… We were foolish to think nothing would go wrong. One of the mannequins was wearing a creeper mask. It blew up when I was standing next to it, I could even hear the hiss and everything. I didn’t get the death screen and I didn’t respawn. It was dark and cold, like freezing water flowing all around me. A deafening silence. It felt like hours, alone like that. Then there was a light, I saw his hand. I grabbed it and he pulled me out. For me it’d felt like hours, but for Joe it had only been a couple of minutes. I don’t know exactly what he did to pull me out but I never saw another zombie on that server again… except for myself of course.”

False and Etho stared at her letting this information sink in.

Cleo shrugged, “Anyway, If all this swapping is being caused by magic it’s possible something went wrong mid swap.”

“So do you think Ren died and now the original is in this death zone while his ghost is sleeping in the next room?” False said.

“Yup,” Cleo nodded “Most likely.”

“That’s all well and good and everything but how do we get him back?” Etho asked.

“Even if I knew how Joe did it, I don’t think Ren wants to be brought back as a zombie. Besides, I don't want to use magic if we don’t have to… it’s just as likely to kill all of us as it is to bring Ren back.”

TFC stood up from his chair and shouldered his pickaxe, “Alright, Tomorrow we can talk to this ghost and see if we can find out more of what happened. Then we can decide what to do when we know more. But for now, it’s been a long night, and I’m heading to bed.”

The other three looked at each other.

Etho nodded and stretched, “Sounds good enough to me,” he said heading to his room.

Cleo sighed and gave False a reassuring smile. “He’s right, you should get some rest. I’ll keep watch. It's not like I need sleep anyway.” She shrugged.

“Thanks,” False sighed, heading down the hall to her room, leaving Cleo alone.

Cleo took a deep breath, feeling the air fill her lungs as she stared up at the ceiling. “Hang in there Ren. We’ll get you out. I promise.”

[hermits-that-craft]

all i want to know about it's tommy/ranboo/stress getting kidnapped tumblr user hermit-that-crafts like how did one of them not die? -🏮

This is long, I kinda wrote a oneshot.

Stress was gone the next morning.

Tommy and Ranboo had gone to sleep, awkwardly huddled in a corner as Stress slept in the only bed. The trio had agreed that Ran wouldn’t be left alone, because he could be taken and killed if they did that.

They hadn’t thought that Stress would go missing in the night.

Ranboo rubs the sleep out of his eyes, yawning. He doesn’t wake up fast, slow to wake and to fall asleep. Not that it’s his fault, Tommy considers, he isn’t as used to wars as Tommy is. Tommy hasn’t been able to wake up slowly for six years now.

Tommy walks over to the bed, looking for any blood. It seems clean enough - clearly slept in, at the very least. How long were they waiting to take her? Is she dead, or will they keep Stress alive for long enough to make a deal with Xisuma?

---

“Dream, it’s been two days, where is Stress.” It’s not a question Xisuma is asking the young admin. A demand for his server mate to return. “If she’s dead, so help me, you will face a multi-world war.”

“She’s alive.” Dream answers cooly, ignoring the angry looks from False and Cleo. Iskall’s hand hovers over his sword, and Dream can see George and Techno’s hands match the assassins. “And she’ll remain that way for the mean while.”

“Is she injured?” Tubbo asks. Tubbo. His younger brother is the one to betray their family. Doesn’t he remember?

“Yes.” Wilbur answers for Dream. “Tommy and Ranboo are not. Though Tommy won’t remain that way unless Ranboo decides to release him.”

“You’re threatening Tommy?” Sam’s voice is incredulous, as though he doesn’t believe Wilbur. Quackity growls, his feathers puffed out in anger.

“I can’t believe you’d do this to him again.” The duck hybrid spits.

“Tommy has disowned us because of Ranboo.” Wilbur answers without a moments hesitation.

“So you’d go an hurt him? Does history not matter to you?” Quackity shoves a finger in Wilbur’s chest, his voice breaking in anger. “Techno and Phil weren’t the only ones cursed. You lost your heart.”

“Quackity that is enough.” Xisuma’s voice echoes throughout the holy lands. “I understand that you’re furious. I understand that you’re hurt. But we need to make an arangement to bring them all home now.”

“They won’t settle for anything less than Ran’s life.” False says. “I say we bring in legacy and X-Life to give us a hand in getting out two members back.”

“Stress is the only member of hermitcraft we’ve captured.”

“Wrong!” Joe smiles, a dangerous thing. “Ranboo has been a member of hermitcraft since he fled you guys.”

---

Stress hums in the small cell she’s been put in, growing some flowers through the cracks in the floor. She probably shouldn’t, she’s dangerously low on magic at the moment, using it to keep herself awake. But the room looks so cold, and the pop of purple that the lilac brings is nice.

Better than the red on the floor that’s slowly turning brown, at least.

She thinks back on Tommy and Ranboo. She can deal with capture, with torture - her past is murky to all but her and Xisuma, and they both know that she’s been here before - but she doesn’t want the other two to go through this. They’re just kids.

Most on this server are just kids.

Stress sighs, looking up as footsteps echo door the corridor. She can make it through this. She has to. It’s only been four days. The footsteps stop just before her room, and Stress almost lets out a sigh of relief. Maybe, just maybe, she’ll be left alone.

The door opens, and Wilbur steps in. His yellow sweater replaced by a stark white lab coat, a clipboard in his hand. Doc wears a lab coat - torn and faded and stained, but a lab coat all the same. She misses the creeper hybrid, though Stress can’t help but to hope that Doc stays far away from this version of Wilbur Soot.

“Hello Miss Monster.” Wilbur greets her, and Stress frowns, looking into Wilbur’s eyes.

“Hello Mister Soot. I don’t ‘spose you’re letting me out of here, are you?”

“Of course not.”

“Please?”

“No.” Wilbur frowns, and Stress huffs.

“It was worth a try.” Stress smiles weakly up at the man. “What are we doing today?”

---

“Tommy, it’s been a week.” Ranboo’s voice is quiet, fear of being heard stopping him from speaking over a muffled whisper. Tommy still has bruises from defending him the last time Ran spoke. “You need to get out of here. Just agree with them. I’m fine with dying.”

“Stop it.” Tommy snaps. “You aren’t dying. None of us are dying.”

“Tommy, you need to understand, this was isn’t going to get any better-”

“Stop it!” Tommy shouts, his eyes filled with tears. “I’m not going to let you die.”

“It’s alright.”

“It isn’t ‘alright’ Ranboo! None of this is alright! They want to kill you for something you can’t control! This isn’t fair!”

“Tommy-” Ran reaches out to the other teen, who pulls him into a hug. The pair sit on the bed, unused since Stress was taken. “-It’ll be alright. You have to let me go.”

“No.”

“No?”

“No.” Tommy glares at the ground, where a lilac grows through the cracks. “I wont let them kill you.”

---

Doc and Eret run through the corridors, smoke still rising from the smouldering wall. Doc draws his sword, cleaving through anyone who tries to stop them. They need to find their team mates. 

Eret needs to find her brother.

Doc slams open a door, finding Stress in a pool of her own blood, almost appearing dead if it weren’t for the steady rise and fall of her chest. Dread seeps into Eret’s stomach as he watches Doc gently pick Stress up. Eret draws their sword, fury in their eyes. If her little brother is hurt, there will be hell to pay.

And Eret will never forgive them if Tommy is hurt. Especially not Tommy’s so-called family.

They race through the rooms, opening and breaking doors as they go. Etho joins them, and Iskall soon does as well, though he takes Stress before leaving, which lets Doc draw his sword again.

Eret finds Ran and Tommy in the middle cell chamber, in a small and unremarkable corridor. The pair sit in their cell, Ranboo in the corner, with Tommy watching the door. Relief passes through everyone, though Eret’s eyes widen as they look at Tommy.

Ran doesn’t have a scratch on him, but Tommy is littered in cuts and bruises. Some are fresh, purple bruises bright against the pale skin. Some look to be older, yellow and green and nearly blending in. Blood drips down Tommy’s face from his hair, as though someone smashed a pane of glass on him.

But he’s smiling. They’re both smiling.

And the group smiles as they race out, Grian not hesitating before he sends a arrow through Dream’s neck as the admin tries to stop them before they escape.

[limelocked]

Sbout the moondial au i know ur tired of this topic, but what will be the hermits stand with the exile?

not tired of the topic were just taking a break to yell about the recent developments of dreamsmp plot and theres no time to think about eclipse when all of That is going on and this message really reminded me that i need to share the timeline because so far we actually dont know if manburg even blows up, i think it does, but none off us are totally sure just because its fundy and wilbur in pogtopia not wilbur and tommy

so instead of answering that question because eclipse is so canon divergant right now that we dont actually Know the answer on discord im gonna take this time to tell yall the current Eclipse AU timeline (which might be up for change)

SUNDIAL (major plot points, mostly from the Hermitcraft side)

July 18th- MCC 7 takes place and Fundy, Phil, Wilbur and Techno accidentally enter the Hermitcraft portal due to an argument between Techno and Wilbur, stranding them on the server. While stranded all parties agree that they should live with Bdubs since he has the most space for them. Techno sneaks away from the group.

July 20th- Etho and Techno meet for the first time, the 21st Techno moves in with Etho but with a similar living situation as how he “lived” in Pogtopia.

July 22nd- Phil guesses where Techno is, the 25th he confirms his suspicions but doesn’t tell anyone else.

July 27th- Phil, Fundy and Wilbur are sick of invading someone elses living space and decide to make their own area alike to New Hermitville in s6. They call the area L’Manburg.

July 31st- Wilbur and Techno finally have a friend talk, August 1st is when they actually make up tho.

Aug 13th- Grian starts planting mycelium in the shopping district as a joke resistance, Wilbur, ever the stan, takes note of this.

Aug 15th- MCC 8 takes place and the crew goes back to their designated worlds.

DUSK (not written out is Ren joining the L’Manboys somewhere here)

Aug 15th- Fundy and Wilbur return to DreamSMP and instantly start setting up L’Manburg (DreamSMP Edition) where there’s space for it.

Aug 16th- Tommy and Tubbo join the revolution, Dream finally takes notice of the country and starts voicing his distaste

Aug ??th- Eret joins the revolution. A connection between Hermitcraft and DreamSMP is set up via portal so hermits can visit DreamSMP and the SMP members can visit Hermitcraft at any time (as well as Techno and Phil being able to visit only Hermitcraft)

Aug 23rd- DOOMSDAY, it goes the same in the major plot points, L’Manburg is still blown up, Eret still betrays the nation for kingship, the discs are still traded for independence 

Sep 1st- Wilbur declares that there will be a presidential election, Quackity and Tommy object to there only being one party to vote for

Sep 6th- Tango finishes and opens Decked Out for the first time

Sep 12th- MCC 9 takes place

MOONDIAL (where canon doesn’t matter and oh god not the election arc)

Sep 12th- After their Blue Bats win Hbomb, Fruitberries, Ren and False are walking with Grian to the portal room. Intentionally or otherwise False enters the DreamSMP portal, Fruit and H follow in slight panic while Ren and Grian are less so thinking they can get back to Hermitcraft. When on the other side the portal to Hermitcraft breaks, stranding them. Ren moves in with L’Manburg, Eret houses Hbomb and Fruit, Grian and False make their own houses.

Sep 15th- Schlatt is unbanned in order to endorse Wilburs claim in the election

Sep 16th- Election debates are held, here’s the parties; Wilbur with his right hand man Fundy, Tommy with vp Tubbo runs on spite for not being recognized as powerful by Wilbur, Quackity runs with George, Schlatt runs for himself. Tommy and Tubbo decide to pool their votes with Schlatt in a coalition government.

Sep 18th- Schlatt 2020 wins and exiles Fundy and Wilbur. Wilbur calls in Techno for help.

Sep ??th- Tommy and Tubbo realize they’ve Fucked Up and starts planning a revolution from the inside with the help of Ren or Grian depending on allegiances 

Sep 26th- MCC 10 takes place but out of the Moondial crew only False participates, she decides to return to DreamSMP after the back to back win

Sep 29th- Festival is announced and Wilbur snaps

Oct 5th- The festival takes place, Tommy and Tubbo are both to hold a speech but after Tommys speech and it’s Tubbos turn he is boxed in and executed by Techno as a threat to Tommy

Oct ??th- Fundy considers defecting to join Tommy and Tubbos revolution, not agreeing with blowing up Plan Bomb

Oct 24th- MCC11 takes place, everyone is told in no uncertain terms to not jump into portals you shouldn’t be in

MIDNIGHT/DUSK (the biggest up for debate section)

Oct ??th- The portals are fixed

Nov 1st- Ren holds a meeting/assassination attempt with Schlatt that goes sideways, the Plan Bomb TNT is moved/deactivated, Dream sides with Manburg over Tommy and Tubbo and only in secret supports Wilbur, Pogtopia and Plan Bomb, war is scheduled 

Nov 16th- The Invasion. Pogtopia (Techno, Fundy, Wilbur +others) have an uneasy peace with the rebelion (tommy, tubbo, ren +others) based only on the shared goal of abolishing the current government (Manburg). Dream surrenders and Schlatt has a heart attack and fucking dies (much to the abject horror of the hermitcraft crew). What comes next is still up for debate but Plan Bomb still goes through, wilbur still dies and the Withers are still spawned but who becomes president we dont know but there might be a civil war considering the contenders and the circumstances.

[detroitbecomeyhs]

More creative destruction ( the thing with dream being cursed) but bonfire bunny au route

-major dream smp war 3 has broken out.

- schlatt has been brought back with wilbur.

- sally now has human form and killed the bitch bunny

- will and schlatt tag team kill yuki.

-dream and techno are recording this chanting shank the bitches repeatedly.

- drista and ranboo call j spread the news.

-tommy singlehandedly stops a war by screaming what the hell ?

- tubbo tries to resume the war only to be slapped by quackity and his own little sister.

- minutes later a triple decker party bus shows up and j just says "get in dorks we bbq'n an abusive asshole.

- dream somehow convinced everybody to come to the funeral

-grian brought all of hermitcraft and helscraft to the funeral

-only etho,techno,cleo,joe,dream, the entirety of helscraft, pearl, ranboo, and those who survived yhs have any clue what is going on.

- dream dressed up like anime werewolf

-techno actually wearing modern clothes

- eret is confused but prepared.

- grian made a custom rave dress just for this occasion...

-it matches his ex lovers dresses

-the kahoot game

-the just dance game, which grian wins.

-sapnap and willbur get to light the bonfire

-grian taught tommy how to shoot a gun and had him light the fire they would actually use to burn bitch bunny.

-etho and anbu helped grian make snacks.

(I don’t really know anything about Dream SMP besides the basics and I don’t know who the citizens of Helscraft are) 

when Grian said that Dream was allowed to bring guests he’d expect at least a few of them know what Sam’s deal is and at least not ask constant questions about it.

A few of them just want to bury their pasts with Sam and never talk about it ever again.

The yhs kids absolutely refuse to call Awesamdude ‘sam’ and instead calls him ‘Awedude’ instead.

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#wait this makes me think that schlatt and dream are twins from puffy and phil and puffy doesn't remember because aforementioned amnesia

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Y'all remember how in S6 Grian made a Time Machine and after the Hippie arc he destroyed it and it was just. Never mentioned again?

What I'm getting at is: angst AU where in S8 he builds another one and is in a constant time-loop trying to save everyone from the moon and keep them all together. Every time, someone else keeps getting getting left behind, or dies early, or doesn't listen. So he keeps trying, over and over to save them all.

Fun Side-Effects: Since Mumbo took his soul and they share it, even when Grian goes back to the past before that happened he's still soul-split with Mumbo, so Mumbo gets like seriously heavy Deja Vu and flashes of the future.

44 notes • Posted 2021-12-27 18:09:40 GMT

#4

Thinking about how, if Grian hadn't killed Mumbo and Jimmy, they likely would've been together again, as Reds. Impulse had already turned, after all. They could have been together again, 4/5ths of the Southlands, reunited.

But that's the problem with could-haves and maybes -they never happened. And now they never will. And maybe Grian recognizes that, and maybe he hates himself, just a little bit, for the push off the roof, for the swing of his sword.

They could've still been friends.

80 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 04:57:11 GMT

#3

I feel like with the way Schlatt's acting right now, people are forgetting how dangerous the man is. When Wilbur was talking with Tommy from beyond the veil that one time, what did he say about Schlatt? That Schlatt got worse, and that him coming back would be disastrous. (It's been a while since I saw that scene but I think that was the gist of it.)

That's not even mentioning how Schlatt's always been a master manipulator, been two steps ahead of everyone else. When Quackity tried to get him to sign those "divorce papers" that would give him control of the country way back when, what did Schlatt do? He fillibustered and bullshit until he was able to call them out.

Yeah, at the end of his life he degraded quickly, but he's dead now. He's not going to be having those sorts of issues unless he wants to, leading me to believe his current actions are all an act. He's acting like he was near the end of his reign and making people underestimate him, because what can a single drunk stuck underground in a shitty gym do?

The answer? More than you'd think. He's already proven that he's able to leave (leaving Quackity that book), even if his skin feels like it's falling off the entire time. That's dedication, that's determination. Schlatt's kind of a coward, you think he'd do something so painful if he didn't have a plan? Nah, nah. He's up to something. Even if he did lose the bet with Quackity (which I doubt, given Schlatt's acumen with deals and bullshit), he'd figure out a way to come on top.

That's just the kind of man Schlatt is.

103 notes • Posted 2021-03-20 12:29:51 GMT

#2

I've seen posts about the Hermits adopting TommyInnit and posts about the Hermits adopting Dream. But imagine that the Hermits adopt whoever dies in the DreamSMP. So first they take in Schlatt, and he tries to do his usual businessman con-artist thing, but they're all so used to that that Etho just offers him a job at Shad-E-E's. Then Wilbur comes in, and he's hysterical about everything, so just imagining him taking a vacation with Stress or something and just... not worrying any more. Then Tommy arrives and he sees this surprisingly nice land and a better adjusted Wilbur and spends a bit of time with them before being brought back by Dream, and he's... he's happy that the afterlife seems to be so nice for everyone, when their server is so embroiled in war.

136 notes • Posted 2021-03-14 01:09:52 GMT

#1

Y'all ever think about the fact that, as evidenced by the world being torn apart tremendously while the moon's only been torn apart slightly (as evidenced by the moon rock Doc and Ren found we know it is being torn apart, but given that there have been no other moon rocks found it can't be being destroyed that badly), the Roche Limit must be wack as hell?

It's made me think that the "world" the Hermits are on is actually the moon itself while what they think is the "moon" is the real planet they're orbiting. The moon isn't crashing into them -they're crashing into it. I for one, couldn't be more excited.

295 notes • Posted 2021-12-21 20:03:45 GMT

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