Fake dialogues
Voice-over: What objects do you feel identified with?
Nikolai: A beautiful peacock. Male, females are white and don't have those pretty colors.
Zoya: A peacock is not an object, is a living being. But I'm surprised you know that fact.
Nikolai: A painted male peacock statue, better?
Zoya: Better. But you could have done worse.
Genya: A ruby.
David: They are stronger than emeralds.
Zoya: You're both great friends of mine, but if you start getting romantic I'm going to throw up.
Tolya: A book of poetry.
Tamar: Little brother, we are naming objects that identify us, not that we like.
Tolya: I am a book of poetry, rhetorically. I have a tough exterior, but I hide a lot of feelings inside. That reminds me of verse number...
Everyone except Nikolai: No!
Nikolai: Nineteen of the...
Tolya: Eighth Book of...
Nikolai: "Songs to the moon."
Tolya: Written by Zerene Galeski. Our love...
Nikolai: Is a wish that I keep in my heart.
Tolya: But outside...
Nikolai: You just pretend to hate me a lot.
Tolya: No, it ended like this: You just hold my heart.
Nikolai: I know, but we haven't reached that step yet. Do you remember?
Tolya: Oh yeah.
Zoya: Wait... "a lot"? Okay, right now you tell me, between you two, who was. I've been receiving that poem every morning when I wake up in a piece of paper with illegible handwriting near my door.
Genya: And don't you know who it is?
Zoya: I hate a lot of people.
Tolya and Nikolai: Eh...
Genya: If it is Tolya... I have run out of money, I will never bet with Adrik ever again.
David: Tell Adrik to add five coins to the bet.
Genya: Oh...would you join a losing bet just because of me? How beautiful...
David: No, it would be in favor of Tolya.
Genya: Remind me to never ask you for explanations.
Tamar: Don't worry Genya, zoyalai shipers understand each other... did I say that out loud?
Genya: *crying* Yes! *hugs her tight*
Zoya: I'm waiting. *smiles fiercely* I thought it belonged to that boy I was with... ah, what was his name?
Nikolai: Boy? *jealous*
Zoya: Yes, from the Second Army. Eriam... Eri... I know! Eriam Eradamnidiot.
Nikolai: Tolya, we have a mission.
Tolya: Okay.
*They leave together towards the Little Palace*
Genya: You never told me about an Eria... about him.
Zoya: Because he doesn't exist, remove the "er's".
David: I am a damn idiot... and he's going to sound like he's serious when he asks about that guy because with the "er" they'll think he's nervous.
Zoya: We need to have tea together more often.
Genya: So...
Zoya: It's Nikolai. But he's silly, he thought I wasn't going to find it out. I'm sick of his jokes.
Genya: *whispering* Joking? He don't seem like the only fool around here...
Zoya: What?
Genya: When did you say you wanted to have tea?
Tamar: Please, let me go Genya.
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like in sab3?
Alina: people talk about you two, having an affair.
Tamar: they say, that you sleep together.
Nikolai: sorry, but Zoya can break my neck right in my bed, and I prefer life, not death. the world needs my charming and talented personality.
Zoya: I don't have to go into your bedroom to break your neck.
Genya: I start to think, that we better get you both naked and lock up together. maybe, then you'll shut up!
sorry, english isn't my native language, tell about mistakes.
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