#quest objects

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Item: valuable vintage trash can with valuable vintage stains

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Item: ancient bricks that absorbed a power surge in the planetary magnetic field

i neeeeeed that fucking tablet

[a-compass-without-a-needle]

This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?

[rabbitebooks]

they found a question mark in space

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Item: the International Prototype of the Kilogram, aka le Grand K, aka the Urkilogram, a platinum-iridium alloy cylinder whose weight is one kilogram. Not that it can be weighed to be roughly equal to one kilogram, but a piece of metal whose weight (up until 2018) was the definition of how much a kilogram is.

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Item: the Universal Engorgement Generator, an electrical device capable of simultaneously activating everyone to have ever taken a particular brand of erectile disfunction medication

Warning that every flaccid member across the globe now represented a ticking time bomb in his hands, cackling Hims CEO Joseph Ludlum released a statement Friday in which he threatened to pull a switch that would activate all the world’s erections at once.

In the three-minute video address, which was broadcast suddenly to millions of screens across the planet, Ludlum dared world leaders to question his resolve and stood before a massive electrically charged array that he referred to as the Universal Engorgement Generator. Sources confirmed that as energy crackled through the minimalist, pastel-colored laboratory in the recording, Ludlum insisted that only if his demands were met could the planet avoid the mass chaos that would ensue if the genitals of countless men were to grow harder than anyone could ever imagine.

[perplexingly]

I was told to go get some sleep and found Hans waiting for me in front of my bedroom and starting a "speak with Capon" quest objective as soon as he saw me

It wasn't even anything important, he just wanted to chat

[comicaurora]

So I’m reading The Green Knight for my Medieval English lit class and I went back and watched your Arthuriana videos for fun nostalgia, but I noticed when you were covering the Green Knight you called Arthur tired. Was there a specific reason why you did that or is that one of those things that, if you decided to redo that video, you would change? I just found it interesting bc the poem clearly states Arthur as boyish and his reason for initially accepting the challenge was pride.

The character of King Arthur that lives in my head has a little more "has been through the Arthuriana timeloop too many times" malaise than any proper characterization of King Arthur in the original stories. The story drifts and changes over time but Camelot always falls, because Arthur is a good king - some would say the perfect king - but that still isn't good enough.

[lotro-quest-objectives]

Yap about your Original Character

(Optional) Put them in a little outfit

[nerd-artist]

The gang discovered that on Valentine's Day you must give presents to the ones you love, and so they did. 💘💖💖

[ticktockheartstop]

When Rick Riordan finally lets Percy become an adult, he should really write a short story about what would happen if Percy or Annabeth were in the middle of a quest and they missed their jury duty summons

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Item: hollow diamond with another diamond inside

This diamond is particularly rare because it features another smaller diamond moving freely inside it, making it one of the rarest finds in the diamond industry.

[ribbittrobbit]

The Wizard

(@quiddie i love this angry princess and i want her to completely fuck shit up)

[ethereiling]

had a half-baked thought about how I want to do more interesting things that engage with the people around me in cool and fun ways and the way that managed to exit my brain was "man, I really need to pick up more sidequests"

[suomarart]

Ranni the Witch

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Item: the president’s brain

From The Long Tomorrow by Moebius and Dan O'Bannon, 1976.

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