#queue unending

[archiveofoutofcontextphrases]

How many dildos do I have to own before it becomes a collection?

[archiveofoutofcontextphrases]

I don't think I'll be able to cough again without thinking of slenderman

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

The Last Dragonborn, rolling up to High Hrothgar to negotiate peace between Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius during Season Unending: Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can’t I join a couple’s argument if I want to?

[bixbythemartian]

[ID: phone conversation with mom. The person who took the screenshot will be referred to as kid, though presumably they are adult, or nearly enough.

mom says: "Your uncle gave me a gummy. Never had one before. I don't feel anything yet." It has been reacted to by an emoji with two exclamation points

kid: "how are you feeling now?"

mom: "hamgurber"

kid: "oh you're feeling it"

mom: "the"

/ID]

[vintersang]

Good Tidings We Bring!  🎁 (only if you have time of course <3)

holiday gifts meme / accepting / @esmerclda

Hiii, Pearl!

Can you believe how excited I am when I got your ask for this particular meme? I was so happy to get started working on this ask, especially since you have been so very supportive and patient with me. As you might know, things have been a bit rough for me around the holidays. My activity has been quite low since I haven't been the best when it comes to my mental health lately, so I was worried I wouldn't be able to give you a gift in time before the holidays. You have been feeling a bit down lately, so I knew I wanted to do something for you. The fact that you sent this ask in gave me the perfect excuse to make you something. Thank you so much for sending this in, hehe.

Your love for Esmeralda is most likely stronger than my love for her, but I'll mention how much I adore her. She is one of my favorite girls when it comes to Disney's lesser known films. I adored her solo song in the film, but I also loved her very strong personality in the film as well as her beautiful design. I wish she got more attention, to be honest. Everything about her made me adore her even more, so I was quite thrilled to get started on this ask. Our muses haven't interacted for very long, especially since I have our stuff in drafts. I've been even slower than normal, but I promise you that I adore your presence as well as your Esmeralda.

You are new to the Disney RP community with your dear Esmeralda, but it feels like you have always been here... Like we have always known each other, haha. I cannot wait to see your Esmeralda grow as we make way for the new year. Making your gift went in all forms of crazy directions, but I am quite happy with the result of your gift. I hope you don't mind, but I'm throwing this in the queue somewhat early before the holidays. I wanted to give it to you on Christmas, ideally. However, I was too excited to wait even longer to give it to you.

Are you ready to see your gift?

𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃… ❄️

I normally don't do this, but you get two slightly different versions of the same gift. Why? Because I'm way too indecisive on which one that I like the most.

Personally? I like the first version the most since it's rather simple yet still completely focuses on Esmeralda. Feel free to use either version that you like the most!

Pearl, I hope your holidays are wonderful and full of cheer!

You are so kind and patient with me, so I hope that you can enjoy your gifts. Thank you for being such a sweet friend to me!

[astrummorte-m]

@arachnidbit for eerie & peter

"Uh? No," the laugh that titters out of them is a little clsoer to playfully amused than nervous, but they wouldn't deny being uncertain as to why the younger man was asking about the functionality of their armory. "No, ah, I mean. Yes. The... everything in my armory, as I call it, has been made by me. And yes, the blades are real. And sharp. I have the permit to sell them, and everyone who buys has a permit to carry."

[snowcasted]

they promised me they wouldn't hurt you. // susie :)

"my fault" starters | always accepting!

SHE DOES NOT SPEAK. Noelle isn't sure there is much that she could say that would be worth much, anyways. She isn't entirely sure that she is Noelle anymore. Something has dipped its fingers into her mind, pried open her skull from the outside. It has left a residue over her heart, within her SOUL, weighs her down like tar in the water. The look she gives Susie is dejected and empty. " . . . it's alright, Susie. " It is not alright. Noelle circles a hand absentmindedly around a barren wrist, once weighted comfortably with heavy silver. She has felt too-light, too-loose, lately, untethered. It is not about the wristwatch. " I'm alive. I'm not--I wouldn't, um. . . I don't know. It's not. . . It didn't feel like Kris in the first place. I don't know, " she repeats. " I don't. . . I don't want to talk bad about them. " Noelle does not want to talk about them at all, anymore.

[bixbythemartian]

#in case you are keeping tabs on the rotating cast of my life#this is neither the gruff man nor the evil dog this is the guy who i accidentally asked if he wants to pay to be pegged#also someone recently told me to be less mean to him and i said 'oh please he wants me to be mean to him'#and he nodded very seriously#our relationship is. special.

i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

[horizonmet]

" who brought me here ? " with eerie

the sounds of nightmares. / accepting. / @delvnea.

"That'd be me; sorry if I've interrupted something important." the light slavic accent twists through their words like a lazy vulpine creature, though unrepentant in action it seemed the sorrow was in the idea of interruption rather than summon. "The person I normally call for these sorts of things, is particularly busy. I need someone's help for collecting materials, and the place I'm going into is a place I can't handle by myself - god or not. Mind settling into stride with me? You can say no if you want."

[archiveofoutofcontextphrases]

You couldn't watersports this outta me

[lookingstunning]

the queue is so important to me.

[testifytime]

Finally got on my laptop properly for the first time in years and you know what? It's a lot easier to use almost All Websites like this. I wonder if I will learn anything from this experience.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Legate Rikke, after Season Unending: I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to Oblivion.

[izafroggo]

severe merlin & arthur vibes ngl

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

[vintersang]

Good Tidings We Bring!  🎁

holiday gifts meme / accepting / @roidefroid

Hello there, Kip!

I know our muses haven't interacted much due to my extreme slowness, but it's a joy to have you on my blog because your love for Jack Frost is so admirable. Seeing your emoji trend skyrocket is such a joy to see, especially when I spot your wonderful works within the Frozen community. Can I mention that your overall artwork is so detailed and very inspiring? I need to get that out of the way, haha. With that in mind, I was both very delighted and a biiiit intimidated when I got your ask. Like the rest of my replies, I was very slow with getting this ask published for you. I do apologize for the lateness, but I hope your gift makes up for the lateness!

I knew your muse would be tricky to do since, well, I'm not very good with muses when it comes to life action stuff. It's a massive challenge for me, but I was very determined to get this finished in time before the holidays were over. I'm not quite sure how I feel about your gift, but that might because I have been looking at it for way too long. As an artist, I'm sure you might agree with that? Anyway, feel free to use your gift to your heart's content. That's all that matters to me!

Ready to see your gift?

𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃… ❄️

Can I just mention that Jack has been staring into my soul for way too long while this was being made? It had to be said, haha.

Anyway, thank you so much for being a wonderful person to everyone on this website. By the way, your bird is cute! I'm so happy that all of your emoji commissions got your adorable bird something special. If I could, I would give Ellie something as well. Alas, this gift for your Jack will have to do!

Happy Holidays!

[astrummorte-m]

cinders crackle atop fiery mane, smoke puffing irritably from pouting maw. arms fold, body tipping forward towards the other. "why?" they prompt, ears flicking upright, antlered head cocking. "dun' ye wan' a friend ta' come along? dun' ye get lonely?" means nothing by asking, merely lighthearted prodding. "c'mon, lemme come wit' ye! ah promise ah'll behave!" // kjcskjn surprise. eerie+kaen. or whomever wants a clingy godling.

@strywoven

"I'm telling you, this isn't something you want to get involved with, even if you do have people on your side who could, and might, fend for you when you're down. You have to hold your own, in case your own is all you can hold until the cavalry arrives." for once, the happy-go-lucky shopkeeper of an armory fit for wars long dead can't help but frown at the excitement of the wanna be hero ( & that's what kaen is ─ just a straggler, just a kid; just someone looking to D I E ).

"I don't get lonely at all actually. If you fight for the people who stand behind you for safety, you never get lonely, and you're never truly alone. A lesson from me to you, kiddo; don't rush into danger believing you're the hero. Anticipate being heralded as the villain."