Archive of out of context from my daily life, media consumption and my discord. 🦖Send me your favorite out of context 🦖(or just somthing weird) If its not mine there will be a source, let me know if I miss one💚 They/them//24🏳️🌈 Sideblog of vampiresplunderedourcats
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The amount of eye balls you’ll need to eat to hit your protein goals is surprisingly low.
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#discord freaks#eyeballs are important#source of protein#eyeballs#protein#protein goals
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When people say fuck the Firefighters they mean something very different than fuck the police.
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#discord freaks#queue unending#fuck the police#fuck the firefighters#acab#firefighters#police
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"Man, I can't wait for abortion season to roll around so we can beat on each other with more finesse and artistry."
- @natalieironside
Unguard ⚔️
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Podcasts were invented as an excuse for two straight dudes to go on a date.
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#discord freaks#podcast#those#straight dudes need to go on dates#its important#enrichment
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OP which clinics have evil penises
Via: @wolfcat-hybrid
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im also addicted to forcefreemaning them
Via: @skapasta
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*in a bad italian accent* "AYYYYYY TONY HAVE YOU SEEN MY NUUUTS TONNYYYYYY"
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#discord freaks#bad Italian accent#my nuts tony!#have you seen them?#tony#pls#my nuts#i need them
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Believe it or not, someone on the internet is horny.
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U gotta play it for the wacky sexy ketchup skeleton
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#queue unending#discord freaks#wacky#sexy#ketchup#skeleton#gotta play for it#you must
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You're just three huge nugs in a trenchcoat.
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#queue unending#nugs#in a trenchcoat#three of them#chicken nuggets
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all the girls my age are wretched knights or princesses being corrupted by wicked sorceresses or whatever... and I'm just here literally pilfering XD
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Just need some burgers to validate my gender identity.
Via: @catsconstellation
#oocp#out of context#gender#gender identity#gender affirming burgers#best burgers#burgers#gender affirming#catsconstellation
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DO NOT MAIL THE PRESCHOOL A BROKEN KNIFE!
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#queue unending#discord freaks#dont do it#knife#at the preschool#oh no
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I'll let my asshole speak for me on that.
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I aint no robo fucker, but damn, thats a fine robot..
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#discord freaks#totally a robo fucker#robots#robo fucker#fine robot
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To be fair one side has a talking skeleton and a pill popping reindeer
#oocp#out of context#original post#discord#discord freaks#talking skeleton#pill popping reindeer#as it goes
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https://youtu.be/Q0I-XGTzfhg
Sent out of context, very good.💀💀💀
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