#queueberry sauce

[five-pillows]

LIFE HACKS

Idk about you guys but literally any complicated food is bad sensory for me

No spaghetti sauce no lasagna no soup with assorted vegetables no cooked vegetables in general

There’s just too many textures for me

So if you’re like me and hate stuff that’s mixed together just keep it simple

I eat like a toddler

Baby carrots, rice, a couple pieces of ham, that’s a good lunch right there

And only ONE of those things needs to actually be prepared

Get some protein in there, some fruits or veggies, some carbs, but that’s literally all the requirements

Whichever mealtime is least rushed would probably be best for this because it does take preparation for some foods

But sometimes just a bowl of cereal is all you can do and that’s ok

Don’t put too much pressure on yourself to live like everyone else, especially when it comes to your health 👍🏻

Anyways bye

[five-pillows]

My phone is 2% :(

[five-pillows]

Often I’ll go days without looking at tumblr then finally decide it’s time to Look at All The Stuff that has been piling up then make sure my queue doesn’t have stuff I don’t actually want to post then maybe make a couple more posts to add to my queue

Rinse and repeat

[five-pillows]

Whenever I follow a blog I’ll reblog/like a bunch of posts and stuff from them right after following and then I’ll be like “WAIT!!! This is spam. Stop that you silly goose.” and I respond to myself with “well I guess we could write our own post instead” so I do that and then go back to liking and reblogging which means that every once in a while blogs will get spam likes and reblogs from me that pause for 5-20 minutes and then just continues

And in the moment it feels like a fair amount of time but realistically it’s kinda weird, so if I’ve ever done that to you just know that I know that I’m annoying but I have very weak strategies to fix that

Also it means I really like your blog 👍🏻

[five-pillows]

People have told me that I’m mature for my age because I communicate like a toddler and think like a person with a lot of life experience so every once in awhile I’ll say something like “kids just want to be adults so that they can have the same respect that their superiors expect from them” or something and everyone will be like “wow [five-pillows] so smart yes good soup” but I’m really just observant and good at creative problem solving, trying my best to tell everyone my thoughts in a concise manner