#quotez

[courtingwonder]

"Intellectual passion drives out sensuality."

-Leonardo da Vinci (Italian Renaissance painter and polymath, 1452-1519)

[a8ms]

j’ai besoin d’aide..... si vous avez des conseils pour moi..... pour atteindre... le plus haut point de créativité.... svp , let me know <3

love u

[afragmentada]

Dizem que o tempo cura todas as coisas, tenho uma dor no pulso enorme, preciso de um SMARTCHWATCH com urgência...

[gingerbreadandcinnamon]

Me, a distance away from passing by a coworkers boyfrined: oh. That's the boytoy!

*pauses as I pass him by*

Me: probably should have called a committed relationship a boy toy.

[sydneysageivashkov]

Rose: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Dimitri: Do not eat lava.

Adrian: Eat it and tell us what it tastes like!

Lissa: Actually, since lava is molten rock, it would probably taste bland and dusty.

Rose: You're the only one who understands me.

[caterpillarinacave]

Jaune, trying to solve a riddle: It says “you can’t touch me but I can be broken”. What do you guys think?

Nora: Water.

Ren: Nora, you can touch water.

Nora: Pretty sure water touchs me more than i touch it

[sandyspaghettibag]

Risk is better than regret.

- from a random instagram comment under a meme reel

[vivid-badsquad]

AND YEZ BTW THATZ FROM THE UH THE CONVO BETWEEN MIZUKI ENA AND MIKU 😭😭 WHERE MIZUKI ZAYZ "i love your outfit miku! itz zo unique!" and etc i think thatz the whole like but im Not Zure

[samberriez]

* incorrect quotez generator … save me

* save me incorrect quotez generator

[prettylilylou]

Incorrect Quotez

Medic: Scout, it’s dark in here.

Scout: Don’t worry, I’ve got this.

Scout: *stomps feet*

Scout: *sketchers light up*

[blackseastone]

Hey there Tumblr!

The captians gave me this Chonch shell, for I don't know why, but I heard that they use this app so I guess iam going to check it out.

Pronouns: He/Him :)

//OOC under//

Hi!! I also run the @theriptidecrewsoneandonlyoliver

And @theraddestrarestcowboy aka my Suckening OC

I saw that there wasn't an Igneous blog and he's my favourite so I had to make one

IRL Pronouns: He/Him, but you can use They/Them if you'd like to!!

Tags:

//Igneous Answers Asks// (answering asks)

//Rocky Reblogs// (Rebloging)

//Igneous Posts// (Posting)

//Jrwi Igneous RP//

//Igneous Blogs//

//Igneous Rp Blog//

//Igneous Faves// (The favorites)

//Quartz Quotez// (Rebloging Quotes)

[hellishboots]

u dont need 2 know the context 4 the quotez bc honestly. they dont make much more sense in context. they probly r funnier if u know how theyre enunciated but. ehh whatever

[degenderates]

Reminds me of when I posted the Angels in America quote about feeling infected and dirty and someone reblogged with "am I edgy if I reblog this" GIRL (gn). it's a quote about AIDS. Yes I posted it because it can be extrapolated to many things and reflects a lot of queer people internally overall, whether they have HIV or not, but please even just THINK about context before tagging something with #my soul#dead inside#edgy quotez

[quote-tournament]

oh i just thought of a few more, funnier drive45 quotez.

"oh wheres your bagged milk?... are skeletons...not a canadian thing?"

"earlier today, quarter to piss"

"look who got eaten by the worm before the worm got eaten by the early bird, but then the worm tasted so bad because it ate you, that the bird bird barfed onto our front porch, and then the worm worm barfed you back up." (and honestly anything from the video "empathetic to the human condition". there r so many quotable linez there)

im sure there r more just. i love quoting that silly little guy sm.

Funny and fresh, honourable mention

[theninjabozo]

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//Hell yeah

But tamus would be a bit disappointed at how slow it was

I love the inaccurate quotez

[scaredyjokes]

the zecret to having at leazt zomewhat original content for incorrect quotez iz to juzt be really fucking weird and have really fucking wierd converzationz

you think i got crucifixtion handjobz from a tv zhow?? hell no that zhit waz home made