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𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐌. 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝟐𝟗 – 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭

Grew up in and out of foster homes, never knew what “home” really meant. Trouble found him young – and he didn’t exactly run from it. Criminal record? Yeah. Regrets? Few. Lessons? Plenty.
He’s the kind of guy who lights a cigarette with a smirk after walking out of an 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 – metaphorically speaking. Quiet type, but his silence 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 louder than most people’s words. Doesn’t trust easily, but if you get in… he’ll 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 you like a wolf protects his pack. Been through 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, doesn’t hide the scars. He’s not looking to be saved – but if you’re real enough, he might let you see the man behind the armor. 1.96m pure Hate.
( midni - trigger warning )
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i drew them,, with some mixed results
#you can tell how much steam i had lost by the time i got to penny 😭😭😭 sorry girl you deserve better#these r a mixed bag for me.. like i rlly love the shane harvey elliott emily and haley but the others are kinda meh#probs bc its also like the first time i drew them but 🤷♂️#stardew valley#sdv#wait shit i have to tag them all ah fuck#sdv bachelors#sdv alex#sdv elliott#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv bachelorettes#sdv abigail#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv penny#what the hell i drew twelve characters that doesnt sound right#my art#i rlly like the way elliotts hair turned out. something about the shapes there feels good#also that shane is the cutest shane i will ever draw. i have peaked.
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NO WAIT HEAR ME OUT IM NOT DONE YET -
#stardew valley#fe three houses#sdv haley#dorothea arnault#haley - if you think thats cute haha why not try this ha.... (hands her a mermaid pendant)#dorothea - oh my gosh its so pretty i could MARRY you#haley - (THATS THE PLAN)#ok sorry bye done now i just had to let them women together..... as they should be allowed to do... bc... women r winnin
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with half of a beer in your system anythhing is possible
#first thing i did when booting up the game was first try alecto despite having not played in a few weeks#we r so back#haley plays elden ring
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my friends had the audacity to have birthdays right next to each other -_-
#my art#procreate#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk male v#male v cyberpunk#stardew valley#stardew valley haley#sdv#sdv haley#been tryna practice more painting so heres some attempts at that from <3 imagination <3#also had to fight for my life to try n get haley to NOT look like corona. not my fault they r blonde white women#had the flats all done and i was like u kno whatd be cute. shes beachy so what if we did sunset colors#turns out that makes the blues purple so it is really giving corona. oops!!
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The besties ever
#this is them as kids btw idk if that’s as obvious as I thought it was#they r my sillies#so insane abt them RAHHHH#art#artists on tumblr#artist#alex stardew valley#stardew valley alex#stardew valley#stardew#stardew fanart#sdv haley#haley stardew valley#implied abuse#tw implied abuse#<—if you think about it hard enough
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All the stardew girls in their beach outfits!!!! (Can you tell who my favourite is)(She's so pretty it's not my fault)!!!! So many creative liberties were taken cos their swim suits r so BORING!!!!
P.S let's ignore how Abigail looks smth about it just isn't quite right yet but I can't figure out what
#stardew fanart#sdv fanart#sdv emily#sdv haley#sdv abigail#sdv leah#sdv penny#sdv maru#i love women#women r so cool#stardew valley
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I was busy doodling your most dumbest boy and I shared a drawing of him with a friend who doesn't know about Kenny. They proceeded to go apeshit about him until I informed them that Kenny is very much in love with Shane.
This was their response to this information:

I need to verify whether or not this analysis is accurate.
the analysis is correct. if u showed Kenny a chart of conventionally attractive and conventionally unattractive people he wouldn’t be able to pick out which is which. if u asked him what he sees in Shane he’d get rlly confused. the cross section of his brain is bedrock.
so this is how the swan/frog discussion would go:


#its like when ur dog has bad breath or stinks after a walk#and somehow it makes ur dog cuter#tis the burden of unconditional love#crunchy I feel bad that u have to explain the worlds most confusing man to someone#he makes no sense 😶#ID LOVE TO SEE THE DRAWING BTW!#also ft the first time I’ve drawn smth in like 3 weeks. finals r pulling all my hair out and throwing me down the stairs#farmer kendall#sdv haley
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SNOT March 2025 - The Unhinged Livestream p1
Feat. Haley Dortch pretending to be Nick Cartell as Valjean, having “the confidence of a horse” and the pranks they get up to backstage 😂
#I love this cast so much#Haley isn’t even in the cast right now but she just came on to say hi and the stream became immediately unhinged#the chaotic energy is off the charts in this one#love that Nick C is offscreen for half of it while Haley steals his seat and Nick R has to react to everything#watching Nick Rehberger’s facial expressions and reactions to every chaotic moment during this livestream gives me great joy#they just have so much fun it’s infectious#les miserables#les mis#nick rehberger#nick cartell#les mis us tour#Haley dortch#SNOT#Nick squared
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the bfs..... i saw a cute outfit in a store a while ago and felt like drawing rowan in it. then the 2nd pic happened
+ some character info! i initially made rowan without intending to ship him with anyone specifically but i realized he & seb would be really good for each other (seb helps rowan become more assertive, rowan helps seb be more empathetic). them BAM gay people 💥
#ignore how i forgot his tattoos. i mean what they're literally right there what are you talking about#haley and emily use rowan as their dress-up doll & mannequin hehehe#rowan went to an artsy college so hes used to friends who r fashion majors (met thru clubs/classes/online communities/friends of friends)-#-that would use him as a mannequin LOL also cuz he has friends who dress in many different unique styles so he doesnt feel embarrassed-#-dressing femininely or stuff like that. showing skin in front of his Crush tho...which is a nonissue bc seb lieks it Alot heh#his jaw drops every time. HE NEEDS TO STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my art#farmer rowan#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley farmer#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley oc#sdv oc#sdv fanart#sdv farmer#sdv sebastian#stardew valley sebastian#stardew sebastian#sebastian sdv#sebastian x farmer
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doodles of the gay and lesbian duo of all time
#me and my gf r romancing them in our save . what am i without mutual comphet with alex.#<< is playing as a male farmer and was struck with the urge to romance him after Years of not#my art#stardew valley#sdv#alex sdv#alex stardew valley#haley sdv#haley stardew valley#im not tagging every variation of those combinations. people will find this. i hope
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THE FINAL DESTINATION (2009)
Director: David R. Ellis Cinematography: Glen MacPherson
#the final destination#final destination 4#final destination#bobby campo#shantel vansanten#nick zano#haley webb#krista allen#2000s#2000s horror#2000s horror movies#2000s movies#horror movies#horror#cinematography#horror movies screencaps#movie screencaps#movie screenshots#film screencaps#film screenshots#screenshots#movie frames#screencaps#film frames#david r. ellis#2009
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I’m not even into Severance like that but I NEED someone to edit Helly R. To Gemini by Haley Heynderickx
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What are your favourite Luke x Haley moments?
Love the question! Off the top of my head, my favorites would have to be in the episode when Alex is gone for several weeks and Claire/Phil/Luke/Haley are all getting along harmoniously without her. Luke calls Haley kitten as a pet name and its ridiculous. And then the classic Luke/Haley moment when Claire (?) tells him to grab that hoe when they're out in the garden and he goes and puts his arms around Haley. I'm still laughing about that?
But the most suggestive moment is the laundromat exchange:
So of course I love it.
But I could see normal siblings joking around like this. The "kitten" things just makes me go
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#asks#anonymous#r: brosis#nc#tw: incest#commentary#noiv#nr#haley and luke#haley and luke: commentary#modern family
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Blink Twice (2024)
This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.
Blink Twice has several scenes that feature camera flashes. These flashes are singular and never strobing, but occasionally happen very suddenly and without warning. In almost every instance, there is some warning of these effects as someone brings out an instant delivery-style camera.
All of the camera work in this film is either stationary or very smooth.
Flashing Lights: 2/10. Motion Sickness: 1/10.
TRIGGER WARNING: As stated in the trigger warning at the beginning of the film, there are scenes of intense sexual violence. On top of this, there are also scenes of gaslighting, animals being killed on-screen, graphic bloody violence, and one scene with the graphic sound of vomiting.
BRANDON'S REVIEW: Zoë Kravitz writes and directs like an experienced professional in her debut in these roles. This film is an intense and deeply disturbing thriller. With echoes of Get Out and Infinity Pool, it is not for the faint of heart. Although the antagonists are left with a satisfying ending, the journey to get there is an absolute horror show that Zoë Kravitz masterfully takes us through. The exposition is handled in a very modern way, making it feel more natural and less like a movie. The plot-twisting reveals may feel abrupt, but it is obvious that this is intentional, and it works for the film that has been made. Grade: A.
We applaud Zoë Kravitz for including an on-screen warning at the beginning of this film about the sexual violence, and we hope to continue contributing to efforts to normalize such warnings before beginning to watch a new film.
This review and evaluation come to you at the request of one of our Patrons on the $1 tier of our Patreon Page. Thank you Milan for your request for a text-based review and evaluation!
Image ID: A promotional poster for Blink Twice
#Movie Health Community#Health Warning#Actually Epileptic#Photosensitive Epilepsy#Seizures#Migraines#Motion Sickness#MGM#Blink Twice#August#2024#Naomi Ackie#Channing Tatum#Christian Slater#Simon Rex#Adria Arjona#Kyle Machlachlan#Haley Joel Osment#Geena Davis#Alia Shawkat#Zoë Kravitz#Rated R
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paramore did what mcr never could (make music for the twilight ost)
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