#radioactive kiwi

[total-karma]

okay, so we know that julia is the type of person who can stomach literally anything disgusting because of s1e8. she also ran a wellness blog/page/instagram account where she definitely at some point drank some bullshit immune-system-boosting gut-health green smoothies and downed handfuls of 'healthy hair-growth vitamin gummies!' on camera for a cheque. but we know that she's also an incredibly performative fraud, so as soon as the cameras were off she definitely immediately downed a redbull and like, three cans of diet coke. prior to her wellness-influencer phase, i believe she probably did the whole unfailing-2016-go-viral-quick scheme of doing all kinds of gross food 'challenges' for a few minutes of brief youtube fame, including but not limited to the warheads super-sour challenge, the tide-pod challenge, and the cinnamon challenge. i think she's definitely also been through a gym-rat phase where her diet consisted entirely of unseasoned chicken, protein powder and creatine. and nothing will convince me that there's a single universe out there where julia doesn't have a vape constantly in her hand. she relies on that mint-leaf-honeydew-berry-kiwi vapour to live.

which leads me to believe she has consumed more weird/gross things on this planet than anybody else, has grown a near radioactive microbiome in her gut as a result of this, and become immune to practically anything including but not limited to dangerous toxins, poisons, chemicals and literal plastic. if owen is a human garbage disposal, julia is a human garbage INCINERATOR.

[stickynotelovers-art]

So, on my Donnie being given Uranium post I saw @kiwi-smug-silvalina tags about how uranium glass rods aren't actually functioning uranium.

I looked it up on wikipedia.

And all I could think is how devastated Donnie would be:

I had been trying to figure out whether this would deter Donnie or if he would just make himself a work around, but I realized something even better:

So in my original Future Donnie Design post I never went into detail beyond that he attaches his ninpo to stuff he carries with him.

How it works is Donnie's ninpo is basically a construct power. He has the ability to create objects from nothing, but I thought that while this was pretty overpowered, he has limitations such as time and energy. However if he uses something as a base or a conduit I thought this would allow him to amplify it better and have a more solid form. We actually kind of see this in the season 2 finale against Shredder. Where Donnie hit him and it wasn't very powerful, but when he added the giant drill it was a lot stronger.

The more concrete an object the bigger the blast/power it can have. For example, if Donnie has some AAA batteries he could construct almost anything that can run off them easily, but it probably would only work for a short time or not be very powerful (examples like an alarm clock or rc car). If you gave him something more directly related or stronger, he could do something more powerful. Like an engine or something similar he could probably construct a working vehicle around it.

So, while the uranium glass is very low on the radiation scale, it's still radioactive! That's more than enough for him to work with.

If I hadn't already had this in mind I think he would've figured out a solution or just break reality and go the Loki route.

[exhaslo]

HOLY MURKROW YOU ANSWERED MY ASK!!! SQUEEE!!!! Ahhh, that's so awesome! College is keeping me busy, so I haven't been able to talk much.

But, I had another idea, and since you write for Miguel and did so AWESOME 👍 with the last ask I rambled with.....

😅👉👈 I had an idea! (Hope you don't mind me rambling!)

So.... I had an idea about a witchy spider-person. Like, A spider-person who can use magic! It'd be so cool!

And since I'm addicted to making this big Tarantula man sleep, (because we know he doesn't sleep, don't deny it you know it's true) Miguel or Lyla, in a moment of weakness or (in Lyla's case, out of concern for Miguel) calls the magic spider-person into Miguel's office and while Miguel and our Spell-slinger (Such a cool name) banter and talk, eventually, one of them asks Spell-slinger to cast some sort of spell on Miguel to help him sleep.....

Man, he's out like a light. Super fluffy, super cute. That's all!

Thanks so much! Have a wonderful day! (Also, sorry if your requests aren't open, I didn't see anything about whether they were open or not. Take your time on this one if you want to write it, it'll be great, but don't push yourself friend!)

Aweeee this is a super cute idea!!! Thank you for reading and enjoying my previous stories!!! And thank you for your patience!!!

Warning: None, just Fluff

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"A bark of sandal wood!"

Poof

"A sprinkle of Kiwi seeds~"

Whoosh

"A dash of Jasmine petals!"

Foosh

"And a touch of hoping this works magic!"

Kaboom

"AND WE HAVE IT! Feast your eyes folks, for I, Spell-Slinger, New Myth-York's one and only Spider Witch, has created a new and powerful potion!"

You let out a roar of laughter as you spoke to yourself in your one bedroom apartment. Clearing your throat, you gave a small pout towards your pot since no one was there to witness your wonderful creation.

"Oh, what am I to expect? Tis a city out there of many witches and fiends, yet I be it the only Spider-Witch. How doust thou expect to find such moments amusing?"

"You're being dramatic again, (Y/N)" Lyla spoke as she appeared from your watch. You gave the AI a small pout as you approached your large cauldron,

"Oh, but I must. For you have given me such a....challenging task! Far more than the night of Hollow's Eve when my Goblin tried to ruin the yearly rituals for the Werewolves."

"Another reason why Miguel doesn't like sending people to your world for missions. Your mythical creatures and culture might spark the wrong kind of interest in others." Lyla explained before appearing before the bubbling pot, "Is it ready?"

"Yes. I must say, a sleeping potion is quite rare for us Witches to do anymore. Not with modern technology that is."

"Yes, but Miguel won't take over counter medicine. We needed something stronger."

"And me busting out the hundred year old spell book had to be it?"

Let's back track a little. You lived on Earth-54987. A Earth where everyone was a mythical creature or being of some sort. You were born as an average witch, with no outstanding abilities to separate you and your fellow kin.

That was until you were bit by a radioactive Spider that the Sphinx's were experimenting on. In your world, the Sphinx's the smartest of all races...and now because of their experiment...You were a hybrid like no other.

Your witch casting abilities had intensified and you also gained the abilities of a Spider. It was unique and nothing that anyone had seen before. You could either swing across the city or fly on your broom that you customized yourself.

You hadn't thought about being a Super Hero since it was difficult in your world, but things changed when the Black Market started to steal people's abilities and forms away.

You became the hero known as Spell-Slinger. Fighting villains whom wanted to cause havoc and chaos in your mythical world.

"Can you bottle this up into some sort of drink?" Lyla questioned. You smiled,

"I can do you one better."

Fixing your dress, you approached your cauldron and inhaled deeply.

"Summon thee, oh summon thou, of which minor contraption that can hold. Summon thee, oh summon thou, a tool of how to spray on one wist challenge thy be!"

As you chanted, the liquid in the pot had started to spin and float. Above the smoke an item started to form of its essence. A spray bottle was created from the smoke and the potion made its way inside the bottle with ease.

"Bravo." Lyla chirped. You held the spray bottle in your hand,

"This will be easier. Shall we go?"

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Miguel grunted lowly as he sat in his dark, gloomy office, working on some paperwork. It had been a while since he last caught some shut eye, but who could sleep when the fate of the Multiverse laid on his shoulders?

"Not to mention Alchemax is getting on my last nerves," Miguel grumbled out as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

Miguel had a bad habit of staying up for days on end. His motto was that the only way work will get done is if he did it. There weren't many people he trusted. Not many people could do the work he could anyway.

"Miguel, you need to rest. Your body is going to crash again at this rate." Lyla warned.

"I'm fine."

"No. You're not, but it's fine. I've enlisted help."

"Help-Lyla!"

Miguel hissed as he watched his AI disappear. Sometimes, he truly regretted allowing his AI to become self aware. Groaning at the thought of what Lyla was planning now, Miguel paused all of his work.

This wasn't the first time Lyla had 'enlisted help'. Honestly, at this rate everyone in the Spider Society knew about Miguel's horrible sleeping habits. They probably thought it was a game to see who could make him fall asleep first.

"Hm?"

Miguel's lazily stare focused on you as you came flying in on your Spider-like broom.

"I don't think your hocus pocus will help." Miguel spat. You gasped softly,

"That is actually an insult to me."

"Ah, my apologies then." Miguel muttered. You huffed in response, glancing towards your handsome boss,

"Lyla says you haven't been sleeping much. Need some help?"

"Thank you, but no thank you. I'm fine." Miguel muttered, glancing at your broom and costume, "Are you fitting in well here?" He asked out of concern. You smiled softly towards his concern,

"Aside from. 'Is the witch of the west your aunt?' kind of questions, I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking."

Miguel grunted in response as he observed you a bit longer. You were a special Spider that he found interesting. He liked how unique and quirky you were, but still stuck to your ideals.

"You can forget about Lyla's task. Sorry to have taken time out of your day."

"It's fine, but could you do me a little favor?"

"Hm?"

"Start pre-dreaming! It will help you sleep better." You cooed, getting close to his face. Miguel furrowed his brows,

"Pre-Dreaming?"

"Mhm, start thinking about what you want to dream about. Gets you looking forward to that sweet rest."

"Fine," Miguel smiled towards you, a rare gem one might say.

"May thy succumb to sweet dreams and blissful rest, oh tense one."

Miguel flinched as he felt his face engulf with a strange mist. Wanting to complain, his body slump as his eye lids dropped.

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Spraying your potion against Miguel's face, you hummed happily as Miguel instantly fell asleep. Yes, there was a little bit of guilt since Miguel rewarded you with a smile, but he needed to rest.

"Hehe, it worked~"

Catching the tall man with your broom, you carefully brought him to the softest spot you could find in his office. You casted a blanket and pillow out of air and smiled as Miguel snored. He looked so peaceful,

"Hm, I wonder what he is dreaming out?" You whispered. Lyla appeared and cheered you on,

"You should hide that potion somewhere in this office. That way I can get anyone to use it when he is tired."

"Ah, that would be too dangerous. Best this stays with me. Just summon me whenever Miguel needs to sleep."

"Fair enough."

As you flew off on your broom, you stopped in front of Miguel's door and webbed a sign up.

'Sleeping, Do not Disturb. Curtesy of (Y/N)'

Oh, you knew Miguel was going to chew you out later for it. But it brought a smile to your face. That, and you won the bet between everyone else who was trying to get Miguel to sleep.

This was a good day indeed!

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I hope you enjoyed despite it being short! I liked getting creative with the Witch Spider, haha!

[oldguardleatherdog]

This blog is being stalked by Twitter's cringe-inducing "commentary community"

Along with my other social media accounts! Here's today's Wall O'Text™️ with all the juicy details!

Did you know that Twitter trolls have a "community" all their own?

Twitter's "Commentary Community" (I prefer the far snappier "CoCo") is a study in sociology gone wrong. They combine bad-faith moral outrage with Puritan self-righteousness and condescending LGBTQ-phobia into a toxic slurry of fecal napalm designed to cause maximal misery for the targets of their daily brigadings and coordinated hatestream attacks.

When they're not targeting outsiders, they turn their fire on each other with radioactive glee. And this is all they do, all day, every day, living off their own bile, a daily diet of ultraprocessed poison. You don't want to imagine what their offline lives must be like.

The Venn diagram of CoCos, Kiwi Farmers, YouTube streamploitation hacks, and self-loathing gay and trans people is close to a perfect circle. Arrogant disdain for anything they deem unclean or that ruffles their fee-fees isn't a bug, it's a feature.

The level of sheer gall with this crowd is off the charts, and the number of CoCos who have the standing, achievement, talent, scholarship, or knowledge that would legitimize their moralistic hectoring is exactly zero.

Many CoCos make significant money on Twitter, YouTube, and other platforms from this fetid cesspool of free-range loathing, mega-stalking, and network of like-minded fans who amplify their obsessive campaigns to the millions of mouth-breathers and MAGA chuds that give Elon a reason to crawl out of the woodwork every morning - too much money to go unexamined for much longer.

There's more than a hint of sus activity and shady people in the CoCo ecosystem. A thorough examination by investigative and oversight authorities who may have an interest in the flow of money, misinformation, and funding sources for this crowd would go a long way towards reducing their daily firehose of sewage.

Of course, I'll continue to post the same way I've been posting online for the past 36 years, with increased safeguards and monitoring. We run a tight ship in this kennel, and people of good will are always welcome here.

I encourage you to send asks and messages with material I can post here that my growing CoCo fan base can put to use as they reach around my hot, wet, throbbing, pulsating blog, desperate for a fix, grasping for another strawman, trying to convince themselves that they're needed and necessary and loved.

[seth-burroughs]

Assorted Yomi headcanons:

Really hates being touched. Has no problem touching others himself whenever he wants to, his favourite pastime activity is poking Seth all over so he can watch him roll up like an armadillo after all, but if it's him getting fondled like a kiwi then he's out. Gone. Removing himself from the situation. Locking himself in the bathroom for half an hour then come out a new man with no recollection of the events prior. At least ask him beforehand or something

Actually a really good cook -- corruption be damned, my boy can work a grill!! The thing is, he is just so fucking aggressive when stirring things and whatnot, it's like he's trying to kill that pig all over again. Martina could swear she heard unintelligible furious screaming coming from the kitchen but she doesn't care enough to ever check what's happening there, she just assumed Yomi has a Guy locked up there to torture whenever he burns something seems plausible enough

Very dry skin on his hands that gets red and irritated by pretty much every brand of soap. No fixing this. Legs weak as hell and frequently uses his cane-whip not just to strike people but to simply just stand without experiencing The Horrors every second he's not sitting down, very sensitive to cold, poor vision but refuses to wear glasses lest it ruins his aesthetic, very often reoccuring back pain, at least some degree of tired every waking moment of the day man is falling apart as we speak. At least his teeth are fine. They're so fucking white actually he can effectively flashbang people with them whenever he feels like it nobody knows what kinda radioactive chemical he rubs on them and he's not telling. Can chew through metal and is capable of tearing apart an entire honda with just his teeth if you gave him enough time and some money

[curiouscornfieldcryptid]

shoutout to green.

the color of sun warmed pastures and weeds stubbornly sprouting in the cracks of pavement. ancient trees who still grow leaves and the vines that creep upon the walls of abandoned houses.

the color of swamps and algae and moss and the things that live in it. turtles and alligators and snakes and other such scaly things with unblinking eyes.

the color of radioactive things. uranium glass and radium-painted clock faces. sludge and ooze and slime in 80’s sci fi.

glow in the dark things. glowing spider rings and plastic bugs from a Halloween party. the stars on your ceiling as a child.

the color of matcha and mint and cucumbers. pistachios and honeydew and kiwi. basil and avocado and granny smith apples.

the color of life. the color of death. shoutout to green.

[its-a-humanriot]

Get To Know Me Tag

thanks for the tag @adventuresofmeghatron!

LAST SONG — Loose Garment by MUNA. I've been listening to more of their music recently and they've got some real good bops (though this song is a sad one)

LAST MOVIE — Turning Red. I've been home sick with a stinking cold today and so have been binging films on the sofa. This one was really good, I love the radical acceptance of the teenage weird girl ride-or-die friendship being a central plot point

CURRENTLY WATCHING — My main series I have been watching is The Boys, which has been very good and I love the Homelander/Butcher narrative foils (even if Karl Urban's Cockney accent is distinctly Kiwi flavoured). Today I am watching a lot of Bob's Burgers as a comfort series while I'm ill.

CURRENTLY READING — In paper books, I'm currently reading This Is How You Lose The Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone (very slowly despite the fact I am definitely enjoying it). In fanfic world I am currently re-reading Or Be Nice by @charlottemadison42 (a delightful Good Omens AU fic that can be found here) and Pick Yourself Up by @m-u-n-c-h-y (a great Butch Deloria POV FO3 fic that can be found here).

LAST THING SEARCHED FOR WRITING PURPOSES - A glossary of robotics terms that is definitely nothing to do with my ongoing attempts to write fic about Harkness. Definitely not. Couldn't be me.

tagging in turn @radioactive-synth, @theartofblossoming, @its-sixxers, @just-another-wasteland-merc, and @persephoning if you'd like to have a go!

[banoffeeroll]

[joltik-guy]

I'm afraid a cure to CDs hybridisation may not be possible.

Yours was accidental, a result of mutations from a radioactive bite, and you know for a fact that pre-bite you were 100% human.

CD was already part plant, and Minsk clearly designed Kiwi specifically so that they'd inseparably merge...

I just don't think you should get CDs hopes up just yet...

Shut up.

'm smarter than you think.

'll do this

[ninjnerd-anaklusmos]

Satan's Tracks (not talk him, he angy)

My Satan Playlist

1. Cool Kids; Echosmith

2. Radioactive; Imagine Dragons

3. Roar; Katy Perry

4. Angry Too; Lola Blanc

5. Middle Finger; Bohnes

6. Play With Fire; Sam Tinnez, Yacht Money

7. STFD; TeZATTalks

8. Control; Halsey

9. parents; YUNGBLOOD

10. like that; Bea Miller

11. I'm Not Okay; Citizen Soldier

12. Joke's On You; Charlotte Lawrence

13. vicious; Tate McRae

14. Sabotage; Bebe Rexha

15. Castle; Halsey

16. I'm Gonna Show You Crazy; Bebe Rexha

17. Burned; Grace VanderWaal

18. Look What You Made Me Do; Taylor Swift

19. Confident; Demi Lovato

20. Just Like Fire; P!nk

21. This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things; Taylor Swift

22. Twisted; MISSIO

23. Teeth; 5 Seconds of Summer

24. Dancing With Our Hands Tied; Taylor Swift

25. Devils Don't Fly; Natalia Kills

26. Born Without a Heart; Faouzia

27. Who Am I; Besomorph, RIELL

28. Lover; Taylor Swift

29. Daddy Issues; The Neighbourhood

30. Teacher's Pet; Melanie Martinez

31. Savage; Bahari

32. Fighter; Glee Cast

33. All I Want; Olivia Rodrigo

34. Blood // Water; grandson

35. Cradles; Sub Urban

36. Wolf In Sheep's Clothing; Set It Off, William Beckett

37. Mind Is A Prison; Alec Benjamin

38. Mansion; NF, Fleurie

39. New Americana; Halsey

40. Hello Kitty; Avril Lavigne

41. bury a friend; Billie Eilish

42. Demons; Imagine Dragons

43. Enemy Fire; Bea Miller

44. I'll Be Good; Jaymes Young

45. Better Of This Way; A Day To Remeber

46. La La Lainey; Forever The Sickest Kids

47. Bleeding Out; Imagine Dragons

48. Who I Am; The Score

49. Salvation; Gabrielle Aplin

50. End of Me; Ashes Remain

51. Disturbia; The Sequence

52. Fire On Fire; Sam Smith

53. BLAME IT ON THE KIDS; AViVA

54. Monsters; Ruelle

55. I Kissed A Boy; Jupither

56. Outrunning Karma; Alec Benjamin

57. Burning House; Nico Collins

58. How Do You Love Someone; Ashley Tisdale

59. Irreplacable; Madilyn Paige

60. DNA; Lia Marie Johnson

61. all my friends are fake; Tate McRae

62. Demons; Alec Benjamin

63. Armor; Landon Austin

64. Gasoline; Halsey

65. Redemption; Besomorph, Coopex, RIELL

66. 911; Ellise

67. The Devil Within; Digital Daggers

68. These Are The Lies; The Cab

69. Hey You Beautiful; Olly Murs

70. King; Years & Years

71. Lilith; Halsey

72. Soldier, Poet, King; Annapantsu

73. Kiss My (Uh Oh); Anne-Marie, Little Mix

74. Kiwi; Harry Styles

75. Don't Start Now; Dua Lipa

76. Prisoner; Dua Lip, Miley Cyrus

77. Darkside; grandson

78. hey little girl; sophiemarie.b

79. Going Under; Evanescence

80. Hostage; Besomorph, RIELL

81. Top of the World; Greek Fire

82. Walls Could Talk; Halsey

83. Butterflies; Zendaya

84. Runnin'; Adam Lambert

85. Nothing Ever Changes; Nico Collins

86. Borderline; Nico Collins

87. Can't Help Falling In Love; Annapantsu

88. abcdefu; GAYLE

89. Can We Dance; The Vamps

90. Girl Crush; Harry Styles

91. Ember; Katherine McNamara

92. Bellyache; Billie Eilish

[forestryfae]

If you ate every alien ben could turn into, what would be the top 5 and bottom 5 tastiest do you think (any form of cooking or preparing the aliens is allowed)

i dont know if ths is a fetish question or genuine actual question. but im answering anyway because thats a really good question Ripjaws. tastes like cod but a little to the left. no pizza left trout. nothing to brag about but its good. 4/10 im not a big fan of trout XLR8. that is one VERY skinny boi. the muscles are super hard and chewy and your jaws WILL hurt. a steak knife has trouble cutting through a steak. you can boil him but it pretty much just falls apart like an overboiled potato. great for stews, barely any meat tho. 6/10 Rath. 0/10. good steaks, perfect for BBQ, tastes a little bit like spicy lamb or lamb taco. deducting every point at the thought of eating a kitty though Atomic X. this is a tin can filled with radioactive energy. if you eat him your dna unravels INSTANTLY. 10/10 EXTREMELY recommended experience. use a can opener. Grey Matter. this is a frog. we are not french here. 0/10 Bullfrag. contrary to popular beliefs this is not a frog, its a fursona, so hes safe to eat. naturally salty, meat has the consistency of boiled chicken, only use pepper and onions. any onion goes. great for onion soup. 1/10 i dont like onions Liam. hes not one of bens aliens but im putting him on here eitherway. tastes like chicken 10/10. Upgrade. tastes like a spoon actually. wouldnt recommend it. 10/10 the taste is bearable and consistent and you know exactly what to get and its kind of like eating a really thick yoghurt or molten aliminum but weirder. dont eat if you have fillings or holes in your teeth. you know when you get aliminiumin from a candy wrapper inside a filling? dont eat him. uness you have iron deficiencies. Heatblast. ow. no. dont. inedible. pain. third degree burns in your mouth and throat instantly and you die. tastes like charcoal and burnt overcooked sausages anyways so youre not missing out on anything. consistency of charcoal. youre better off using him as a campfire. 0/10 Ditto. 12/10 flesh tastes like a marshmellow, eyeballs and green dots taste like blue raspberry and green energy drinks. the black parts of his body tastes like licorice. you can eat him raw but the moral weight on your shoulders and regret will make you wish you hadnt. you can p much bake, cook, bbq, and boil him but only the white parts. the green parts are great for pie and tart fillings. the black parts have to be eaten raw tho because boiled licorice is gross and disgusting. you CAN make jerky form the black parts and put them in vodka to get alien licorice vodka. if you dehydrate the bones you get something that tastes and feels like crackers and is great for your calcium intake. the whiskers are like pocky sticks with white chocolate :3 Kevin. not one of bens aliens but hes here anyways. dont eat kevin. Shocksquatch. ideally you make a rug and throw the rest away to the worms. tastes like monkey breath. not worth it. 0/10 Goop. tastes like a mix between kiwi and assorted fruits jelly but also tastes kind of like snot and has a slimy consistency that makes it hard to swallow, like an eel. theres this one type of viscous liquid that is essentially self-pouring that i cant remember the name of, but if you pour it from one bucket into another it just keeps pouring itself on its own, even after you tilt the bucket back up. thats the slime im talking about. so like hes tasty if youre 5 years old, but you WILL choke if you try to eat goop. you may eat him. ONCE. 9/10, deducting a point for the very distinctive snot flavour Waybig. you cant eat waybig. im sorry but hes too big. Rook. not one of bens aliens but hes on here anyway. mostly muscle, not a lot of meat on the body tho. kind of like an inner filet but all over. kind of tastes like hog and beef. would be served at fancy resturants. but dont eat him please hes very polite Ghostfreak. you eat air? you want eat fucking air????? AIR??? helium. you could inhale him. perfect for vaping. NRG. same concept as Atomic X but hes spicier. you ever eat chili flakes? tastes like chili flakes and a wrench. you will die. Diamondhead. tastes like a rock. 10/10 Gwen or

any other anodite. not bens alien but dont eat her. same concept as unraveling your dna due to radioactivity except your chakras are unraveled instead. Four Arms. LOTS of meat here, very tasty, tastes like a very juicy hamburger in the forme of a steak. fucking delicious. if you can figure out how to defeat him hes truly worth the effort. Top 5 would def be Ditto, Rook, Diamondhead, Ripjaws, and Upgrade Bottom 5 would be Goop, Upchuck, Ghostfreak, Wildmutt, and Rath

[ms-hells-bells]

What’s your opinion on nuclear weapons/ necessity as deterrents and nuclear power?

my opinion is probably heavily influenced by nz's infamous nuclear free policy. france bombed us over it, the usa dissolved anzus over it. weapons created for mass death, that doesn't differentiate between soldiers and citizens is a no from me. but i understand that that's a privileged way of thinking for countries who are immediately threatened by neighbouring nations with nuclear weapons.

nuclear power i also don't agree with as a kiwi. we can't have it in nz, because we are far too natural disaster-prone, it would destroy our budget, AND we already produce over 80% of our power with renewables. and even in countries where the land is stable, you still have a shit ton of radioactive waste to dispose of, that will remain in the environment for a long time. they have special procedures to bury it, but what happens when the whole world is using nuclear and has all that waste to dispose of? and then there's on paper vs real life. in reality, humans are lazy, governments are cheap and/or corrupt, and capitalism makes things much worse. most countries in the world can't even bother to update their water pipes until they're broken and contaminated (the current issue here in nz, many millions are having to be spend to replace water lines throughout the country because various governments avoided doing it until towns got poisoned), let alone NUCLEAR.

[zephyrnoodles]

Lair Review for Trachynhawb

@pudgykookaburra​

Oof, I have to admit this was a real hard one for me. You have so many amazing dergs in your lair, I sat here for 20min trying to decide which one to take off the list.

Gidget: I love her color scheme. So much. Splash is a beautiful blue tone, one of the best imo. The skin and apparel work so great like holy moly. The blues and violets merge seamlessy and harmonize with her base colors so well. The spectral fuchsia pendants are always an eyecatcher and their silver chains work with the nightsky silk pieces. The starlight guise is simply stunning. So yeah what can I say. I’m a big fan of her. Queen of magical twilight nights. Gorgeous!

Ara: Birbs! That skincent is amazing! I love the bright colors and the birbs! She truly looks like she belongs to the jungle. Te kiwi plumes look like leaves or shrubbery and the map kit makes her look like she explores the jungle and made some feathery friends along the way! And haha look I picked another blue and yellow/orange derg again. It was an accident this time tho! I didn’t realizeuntil I looked at her scry without the skin and apparel. Lionfish can be very busy, but it looks very good on her and I really like the effect of glimmer on snappers’ backs. Oh and: Nice familiar matching! :D

Xala: Look at her go! Little monster girl with her cute frilly pink dress! When I saw her first she reminded me of the alien from the Alien franchise. What an icon tbh. And the thought of that alien in a pretty pink dress just stuck in my mind so I had to pick Xala. I like the contrast of eldritch/creepy/monster and pink/frilly/lace. I would love to know more about her if you have any lore for her in mind. I really like that the skincent lets you see a little of her base color. Radioactive is the perfect color for this. It adds another layer of... creepy? No that’s the wrong word but words are hard. Anyways, would totally steal adopt her!

Lotus: Oh what a fitting name. She reminds me of Art created by Monet. Her colors are beautiful. The soft blue/greens with the pinks and the pink having the gradiant that turns towards blue/purple, it’s so nice to look at! And the skincent is just perfect for her. It all creates a stunning derg. She looks like a fairy living by/in a pond and she looks like a piece of art and she looks just beautiful. I love her so much <3

Arya: What a delightfully dark dragon! At first I thought she had stained as a tert but then I realized this is just how shadow bee looks like, lol. Abyss is a great color and savannah is a great gene to go with abyss imo. The skincent is gorgeous, the gold really pops out on her dark colors. I love how it gives her more arms, it makes her look like a deity or a powerful entity, maybe a sorceress. I like the few choice pieces of apparel. The haunted flame piece apparel goes so well with the skincent. What a gorgeous lady!

Shout out to Harold! :D

[datura-tea]

5, 11 for Kiwi and Moz?

5. Where are they from?

kiwi is from a butcher's family in a relatively rich town. they're the middle child of three siblings, and they're closest with their grandmother, who taught them how to sew and tailor clothes!

moz is from the painted heads, a tribe that was created by a group of filipino overseas workers who survived the bombs! they managed to survive and thrive and evolve the whole 200 years post-war by banding together with whoever wanted to join them, so they grew and grew. they eventually settled somewhere near the yuma river. however, a huge radioactive dust storm buried half of them (including moz - baby's first live burial) and they had to find a new place to live. they traveled all over the place and eventually found an empty town that they populated! they're all there now, and lakan (moz's older brother) runs the most successful restaurant there :)

11. What weapon type do they prefer? (Ballistic, Energy, Radiation, Melee, etc.)

kiwi is a knife person. that counts as melee, right? they're most deadly with a blade; not really blunt force weapons. they're alright with guns, but they prefer getting up close and sharp!

moz likes to punch her enemy's lights out! she has terrible aim and is more likely to hit an enemy by throwing the gun at them rather than shooting them

[water-writings]

i was tagged by the lovely @nightwingshero and @witchofinterest

I tag @pen-in-hand @swiftly-heart @loopally @oathofoaks @starsandstormyseas @umfleur @childish-kiwi and whoever wants to try this.

last song: Radioactive - Imagine Dragons

last movie: Star Wars Attack of the Clones

currently watching: Oregan Trail the Musical

currently reading: Mockingjay, The Prayer by @ocfairygodmother and a bunch of @nightwingshero work. Both their writing is amazing!

currently craving - food

[sammydem0n64]

I got Strawberry Kiwi Minute Maid solely because it looks radioactive