#ralph della rosa

[myverystupid]

not very good but I kinda of like it.

[importanthingsthatiforget]

Ok..so i tried to make better comparations of actors that look alike fictif characters (it's just my opinion!!)

First, let's start with Two Against The World:

Derek Klena as Nicky Valentino:

Neil Patrick Harris as Ralph Della Rosa:

I couldn't find anyone that looked similar to Floyd, sorry :(

Now, Roadkill:

Keith Powers as Poe Colestad:

Caylee Cowan as Tess Rogers:

Jing Boran as Howie Yan:

So...that's it! Let me know your opinion about it and feel free to add an actor that look alike them

[slysaesar]

When this womans route comes out forget nicky it's about celia from then on

Pls hurry celia 😸🤏🏾💍

[mangonetoofar]

for some time i had an idea where cmim and tatw are kinda merged? cuz i love nicky and i love miguel, thats not so deep, and i have no idea how to mix 80s with 20s, so everything kinda happens in the same era okay? okay

ALRIGHT SO

MC, Miguel and Ramón are still heisting and stealing and whatnot in Miami, whereas Valentinos are in New York, and everybody respects them from afar and knows that messing w/ Valentino is the biggest no-no. Nicky loves throwing big parties and everybody else loves attending them tho

at some point MC&Miguel help Chris to flee when his business goes wrong in Miami (idk why hes there, Nicky sent him cuz i needed it for the plot, aNYWAY), with Ramón bitching in the backseat and MC with Miguel fussing over Chrissy. Like, are you hurt?? How old are you?? (I actually thought hes like. 17 in canon, which is fairly young to be the next boss in retrospective... Dont judge me, okay, he looks like a baby for me) Is like.. no one forcing you in this lifestyle, no one's like threatening you, you have a choice, right?? Whos that Ralph you keep mentioning whos going to be mad when he'll know you fucked up, I'LL BEAT HIS A-

Stella wants to get rid of them because.. reasons. I haven't really thought this out, and she wants to do it with Nicky's hands so she kinda. throws them under the bus by sending them to steal the ✨bracelet✨ from Nicky Valentino without telling them its Nicky Valentino, so they just think its a huge party in Miami with a pretty shiny thing in a safe

MC distracts everyone at the party by being their most charming self, Miguel is waiting in the car and Ramón is stealing. Easy right, thirty minutes max :)

Sadly they all have one braincell and it belongs to Mr Bravo who is staying outside

MC meets Chrissy inside and it clicks in their brain that theyre FUCKED

mc: omg hey chris! great to see you, back in miami to work?

chris: nah, no work when boss throws a party yk what are you doin there??

mc: boss as in. your boss? valentino boss? NICKY the valentino, that boss??

chris: yea..

mc: oh. my. fucking. GOD

chris: mc, dont tell me youre working at nicky's party

mc: i won't. sorry, i have to go and see Ramón before he does something thats gonna kill us all, see ya later k bye!

mc: RAMÓN, the host is fucking Nicky Valentino!

ramón: ...so are they like dating or-

mc: no, no, you don't- he's Nicky FUCKING Valentino

ramón:

ramón: CHICA, what the FUCK, why havent you told me?!

mc: i'm telling you now!

and the rest is exactly zero braincell process of returning the bracelet without nicky noticing it was ever gone

AND THE LAST IS ralph is outside, obviously knowing what the fuck is going on cuz thats his job, and he's talking to miguel whos obviously a wheelman for heist

ralph: so why aint you at the party w/ the rest of the guests huh

miguel: ...i'm listening to the music here

ralph: well we got music by the pool

miguel: your music by the pool is shit

[boardboxes]

somebody come get grandpa

[ronwae]

so ik tatw is dry rn so i'll just post random thoughts

am i delusional or is this guy's photo i saw in a tiktok similar to ralph🤥

yes i am desperate and yes i am seeing him now everywhere but.. do they?? look alike?? i mean the face features and all

also, both from the past... and both criminals🤨🤨🤨🤨 coincidence? i don't think so

SOO??🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤩🤩

[juan-nonetheway]

I just organized bunch of my work folders yesterday, and i don't even know i've made this 😂. Might as well post here, i guess. Just for fun! :).

And here, one more:

[anak-sapi]

xx attempts of baking

[2 days left until nicky's birthday!]

Ralph : i dont know why dont you just buy a cake

Ralph : nicky's birthday is still in 2 days

Ralph : why you havent succeed making a single edible cake

Ralph : do you even get the measurements right

Aries : you know you're pretty noisy for a book holder

[nightimelemon]

Ralph: man my asthma's been getting worse lately I wonder why

Also ralph: is around people who smoke daily and probably got prescription smokes because that's how medicine worked in the 20s probably

[leprecornio]

i just laughed my ass off when i saw this

[im-not-suprised]

Why can't peapaw keep his ugly ass mouth shut 😍😍😍😍😻😻😻😻 #Going to the retirement home

[myverystupid]

Happy birthday, even tho you're not real 🔥

[i-am-arcana-trash]

Nicky holding Ralphie's head in his hands between two slices of bread: "What are you?"

Ralphie: "....an idiot sandwich."

[slysaesar]

I know I'm right too. I could go on for hours abt this headcanon

[mangonetoofar]

okay so we know for sure that nicki is the kind of guy to take mc to a jewelry store and have them try on every piece and pick whatever they liked and then he pays for it and takes mc to the most expensive restaurant in new york, but let me introduce you to the concept of

I. chrissy being the type of guy to show up at mc's flat at like 4 in the morning, all bloodied and covered in dirt and smelling of gasoline and smoke, only to. throw a whole bag of diamond jewelry on their bed and be like "hey babe ive got a surprise 4 you, its all yours now <3"

II. ralph literally robbing a store and then something that mc might like catches his eye and hes like... huh... and nonchalantly pays for it with his money, while still holding the shopkeeper at gunpoint, all like "y'know, my sweetheart keeps sayin that small businesses shouldnt suffer cuz the system fucked us up and now we're fucking it in return.. sure as hell never thought abt it this way, but as long as it makes them happy."

[crystal-orange]

Everybody, clap for the real clown. He deadass just had to wait a few more DAYS UNTIL HE COULD BECOME THE HEAD!?!? HE LITERALLY JUST FUCKED HIMSELF OVER!?!? THIS BETRAYAL WAS NOT NEEDED!