#randy disher

[mr-stottlemonk]

[mismess]

Yeah. They're catboys. If you even care 🙄

[outofcontextadrianmonk]

From the trailer of Mr. Monk's Last Case (2023).

[tekitothemagpie]

Monk : FOUR MONTHS-

Randy : what is he going on about?

Captain : don't worry about it

Monk : FOR FOUR MONTHS, YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[just-here-for-the-whump]

Monk 4x7 Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding

[karihighman]

BTS FROM MR. MONK’S LAST CASE AKA: THE MONK MOVIE PREMIERING DEC. 8 ON PEACOCK 😀🧼🔍 | 📷: IG linked here.

Also enjoy this pic of Tony Shalhoub at the Packers vs. Chiefs game yesterday via WWE IG:

[strivia]

If I had a nickel for every time Randy high fives Monk, except not really, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

[seidraikiri]

he is just the dumbest and cutest <3

[speedygal]

[kidneys-and-custard]

They look like giants looking down on this little tiny guy

[s-misaki]

Adrian canonically loves Garfield, so

here is – to date, my silliest post – Monk as Garfield // part 1

[mr-stottlemonk]

Monk - S02E07 - Mr. Monk and The Sleeping Suspect.

[mismess]

You know that episode where monk gets drunk? Now imagine cat boy monk getting tricked into eating catni

Twas an accident !! Randy mishandled some evidence he didn't mean to- WAIT- BUT DON'T WRITE HIM UP FOR MISHANDLING EVIDENCE-

Someone get him away from the crime scene before he knocks something over!

Ah too late.

Catnips effects are only supposed to last like 15 minutes but his brain chemicals are a delicate ecosystem. He's gonna feel so embarrassed after this. 😔

[goodins]

[tekitothemagpie]

Randy at the department:

[mysteriouslonerwolf]

Captain Stottlemeyer loves and hates Adrian Monk who always gives him heart attack

Randy walking into Captain’s office to talk to Leland Stottlemeyer.

Randy Disher: Well, judge Dexter won't give us the warrant.

[Telephone ringing]

Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I knew she was trouble when they appointed her.

He pick up the phone as it was ringing and start talking to Captain Alameda who was calling him with sad news ever

Leland Stottlemeyer: Stottlemeyer.

Leland Stottlemeyer: Yes, captain.

Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I know him very well. What's he done now?

Leland Stottlemeyer: Thank you.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I-I have to hang up now.

Randy Disher: Captain?

Leland Stottlemeyer: That was captain Alameda, San macros police department.

Leland Stottlemeyer: Adrian monk is dead.

An hour later

Leland Stottlemeyer: In a way, given what he had to deal with, he was the bravest man I've ever known.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I measured everything I did against him.

Leland Stottlemeyer: He was my yardstick.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I never told him that.

Randy Disher: I'm sure he knew, sir.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I'm sure he did.

Leland Stottlemeyer: The son of a bitch knew everything.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I want a full dress funeral.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I want the governor there.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I want the entire department there with black armbands and white gloves.

Randy Disher: Sir, monk wasn't on active duty.

Randy Disher: We can't go full dress.

Leland Stottlemeyer: Adrian monk is to be buried with honors, or I quit.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I'm going to tell you something, Randy, and I'm not ashamed to admit this.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I loved that man.

[ Telephone rings ]

Leland Stottlemeyer: This is stottlemeyer.

Leland Stottlemeyer: Yes.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I understand.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I hate that man.

Leland Stottlemeyer: I hate that man!