Ask me about how Lee Majdoub and Michael Eklund helped me with school projects, Dino Stamatopoulos sang my deadname or the time I shouted at Billy Moran. (not a minor)
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im like a vampire but instead of blood i have to drink water to live
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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I feel like if Ben from Lost had not had his full name revealed the fandom would have been calling him Benry Gale
#i remember when Ken Adams was Ken Hackerman#lost#lost spoilers#lost ben#benjamin linus#henry gale#benry gale#michael emerson
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did i do it? did i do the meme right?
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happy father’s day to him
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Today I played Animal Crossing: New Horizons, watched Lost and read part of a novel about a deserted island. So many islands in one day!
#its my students novel hence why i didnt mention it by name#my starters are rowan and diva by the way#i reset a few times so i could get a green airport and oranges as my native fruit#animal crossing#animal crossing new horizons#lost#lost 2004
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what's his problem
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My task at work today was to build an IKEA stool and then take it apart. I am not joking. I think I work for Lumon.
#the work is mysterious and important#well the working for lumon thing was a joke but not the other part#lumon industries#severance spoilers#severance#cold harbor#gemma scout#ms casey#dichen lachman#mark scout#mark s#adam scott#irving bailiff#irving b#john turturro
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I had a dream last night that I met Steven Moffat but he was a little old lady
#steven moffat#i can only explain it as my brain rendered him as a little old lady but i still knew he was steven moffat#still using he pronouns though good for him#once i dreamt#dream#doctor who#sherlock#bbc sherlock#inside man#that last tag is so funny in relation to this post
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I was telling a coworker today about John Turturro and the Soul of Naples (a documentary from 2006 about a play that I have never heard of before) and our boss walked in as I was acting out the part where John Turturro stands on stage like he has been folded in half and making weird noises as if he is possessed while someone in the foreground talks about the rhythm of language in a very serious and kinda snobbish manner
#the snobbishness made it so funny#to make it more embarrassing i was acting out the John Turturro part when he walked in#because i had already explained the woman in the foreground#john turturro#john turturro and the soul of naples#diario di viaggio con fantasmi#ambrose monk#irving b#irving bailiff
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I don’t think Columbo needs a reboot but if they did one, I think Pedro Pascal should play Columbo. Just one very important detail: they need to, through camera trickery or something, always make the killer look much taller than Pedro so he can peer up at them like Columbo
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BAN ON CONVERSION PRACTICES IN THE EU. GO SIGN IT. DEADLINE IS FUCKING MAY 17. WE'RE STILL MISSING 800.000 signatures. FUCKING DO IT.
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all i can do is rotate a fictional man so fast in my mind he starts to get motion sickness
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England? Like that place from Good omens? And doctor who? Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? It doesn't exist, completely fictional
#good omens#doctor who#hitchhikers guide to the galaxy#sherlock#dead boy detectives#and that one episode of columbo
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illustrated by Eric Carle with mama
#meme#with mama#mamaposting#i love the penguin#eric carle#does a kangaroo have a mother too?#the very hungry caterpillar#brown bear brown bear what do you see?
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