#randy greentrees

[salamanderdr]

I started relistening to BomBARDed bc I never got to finish it a couple years back 🥲

[sparkliest-bard-bracket]

✨Round 2: Match 7✨

Kvothe Propaganda:

Actually you know what, I’m taking this out of the tags. Why is Kvothe the superior bard? Let’s discuss. 

Tragic backstory of tragic backstories. Without spoilers, he has Trauma ™ about his lute being broken. 

Raised traveling performers, and regularly uses public speaking and performance skills to his advantage. 

Got the fantasy equivalent of a Grammy at 15, even though his lute string snapped mid performance.

Fucked a fae who fucks men to death and lived, because she loved his music and wanted him to write songs about her beauty.

Once got hired by a king to seduce a lady through love songs. He succeeds. 

Is simultaneously brilliantly clever and utterly dumb of ass. A child prodigy wise beyond his years and deadlier than a falling brick, but also can’t talk about his feelings to save his life and will jump off a roof if you ask him nicely. 

In conclusion, vote Kvothe. 

Raz'ul, Son of Daz'ul Propaganda:

He’s a fantastic musician, a deeply caring person, excelling in college and possibly the most dramatic bard in any room

Raz’ul is the youngest son of the Oodali clan. He decided to go out and travel the world in order to help his family and his kingdom via blacksmithing. Before he left home, he did borrow the family treasure called Axesumptin (ask you something). After that, he attends Strumlotts, school of Barding where he meets his best friends, Yashee Bordun and Randy Greentrees. Together, they travel across the continent telling tales and causing chaos as their band name Chaos Sauce implies. Raz’ul is a college of glamour bad and circle of the moon druid so his aesthetic leans more towards nature with a lot of floral flare. He’s also very in tune with his emotions and is an asexual icon! 

Propaganda and more sparkly pictures :D

[agentcricket-art]

idk why but this interaction was just so funny to me

bubble-less version below the cut

[koyfishh]

Just a silly little doodle of a silly little thief

[iloveyoulikeamoth]

“Randys ready to do some tax evasion” is not a sentence i knew i needed to hear but here we are

[rag1000]

Ep 88 of bomBarded made me feels things and I am very much happy and not okay someone help me and hug me please its 3.29 am I can't sleep.

[surelookbutnothingtoseehere]

Treetops 

[canvas-the-florist]

Celebrity Crush (BomBARDed)

Warnings: food mention, peer pressure (?), spoilers up to episode 65

Summary: Chaos sauce and Raz’ul’s brothers (except Dink’ul) have a sleepover, uncovering a piece of Raz’ul’s past they didn’t know was covered.

Word Count: 900

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    Chaos Sauce and three of the Daz’ulsons were sitting on the floor of Raz’ul’s old room. Randy was casually looking around, and took a potpourri off a side table and slid it into his pocket with a hum. Yashee was asking all sorts of questions to the royal brothers that seemed to take their attention, to Raz’ul’s dismay when it got too into embarrassing moments of his childhood. Randy walked over to join the conversation, sitting next to Donk’ul.

    “-And that’s when dad found Raz’ul and I covered in the raw cookie dough at three am!” Dank’ul exclaimed, emphasizing his words with his hands enthusiastically. Raz’ul covered his face, embarrassed. “Raz’ul was so scared of being found out he started sobbing on the spot and dad had to comfort him for like another hour.”

    Yashee patted his back, before resting her hand on his shoulder. “It’s okay, I get it. Something is just so GOOD about cookie dough.” Raz’ul let out a sigh but didn’t fight her grasp. “So what else did you guys get up to?”

    “Or- or, we could change subjects?” Raz’ul suggested. Yashee’s hand dropped, as everyone looked at him to get what he was going to say next. He seemed to be speaking faster the longer he talked. “We still have to figure out our next move against-” 

    “We can still wait on that.” Rany argued with a shrug. “Besides I wanna know what a slumber party is like anyways.”

    Donk’ul clapped his hands together. “That would be fun! We could all sleep on the floor, tell scary stories, truth or dare, braid each other’s beards… Well, maybe not that we could maybe… make some cookie dough?”

    Raz’ul gave him a look. “Yeah, I’d rather not. But I GUESS a sleepover could be fun.”

    “Heck yes!” Yashee exclaimed, her hands raised in the air. Raz’ul and Dank’ul dodged out of the way so they wouldn’t get hit. “I think we should play truth or dare first!” Everyone else agreed and arranged themselves in a better circle. They went through the normal things. Hold an ice cube until it melts, say something really loud unnecessarily, tell everyone something you’ve never told anything else, and this went on for a while. After Randy span in a circle for 35 seconds and attempted to walk in a straight line, he sat back down.

    “Raz’ul, truth or dare?”

    He gave a noncommittal shrug, not really feeling like standing up. “Uh, truth I guess?”

    “Okay, fair enough. Who’s your celebrity crush?” Randy asked, not really thinking about it. Raz’ul blinked and looked away, his face suddenly growing warm. Randy hid an evil smile. “What, it’s just a simple question.”

    “I think I count as a celebrity, Randy. I don’t get celebrity crushes.” He explained quickly. Randy squinted his eyes as Yashee thought it over.

    “Well that isn’t fair. Celebrities should be allowed to have celebrity crushes too!”

    Donk’ul and Dank’ul nodded. Dank’ul cleared his throat. “Exactly. Which is why Raz’ul, you shouldn’t be ashamed of your celebrity crush on-”

    “I don’t have a crush on Neous!” Raz’ul interrupted, his face burning.

    “Who’s Neous?” Randy and Yashee asked in unison. When they noticed that they had said the same thing, they high fived before Randy continued. “But yeah, I’ve never heard of a celebrity named Neous.”

    Donk’ul feigned innocence, ignoring the expression Raz’ul was giving him. “Oh you don’t know them? They were this travelling bard who performed for the royals here every year for a while. They’re a famous singer and notoriously known for asking Raz’ul to hang out after the performances. Did you ever actually hang out with them?”

    “Well…” He met everyone’s gazes and accepted that he had lost. “Yeah I did. We were kind of friends actually… Wait did Neous stop coming here annually? I thought dad hired them to be here for the ball or something.”

    “Neous stopped showing up after you did dude.” Dank’ul recalled. Raz’ul looked down at his hands while Randy and Yashee gave looks at each other. They didn’t really have anything to add. “Actually there was a theory between Donk’ul and I that you two left together. I don’t know where they are now.”

    “I mean they’re a bard, right?” Randy asked. Raz’ul nodded. “Then that’s probably their main income. When Symbol toured around tavern’s and stuff he got famous… And if this person is already a celebrity it shouldn’t be too hard to find where they’re performing. After we figure out what’s happening with Wesley, at least.”

    “That could be fun.” Yashee agreed. Raz’ul gave a smile. He was grateful for his friends. He leaned on Yashee tiredly. She looked at him, and then everyone else. “Is it time for the sleeping part of the sleepover? I’ve been meaning to ask when that was happening but I didn’t want to be rude.”

    “Yeah, sleep would be good. You guys have a lot to figure out, we’ll try to help where we can.” Donk’ul nodded. They all got blankets and pillows from the bed and fell asleep there. Raz’ul looked up at the ceiling, remembering Neous for a moment before moving to his side with a smile on his face.

Part Two Here

[lykereska]

“ And you’re turning heads everywhere you go / Cause you got the mojo!”  

Listening to Chaos Sauce Vol. 5 had me remember how much I had missed drawing the bards and that I had always wanted to draw their quite literally glamorous Bicentennial outfits! 

[catella-ars]

Just fell in love with BomBARDed all over again

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

*the bards agree on a goof or plan above the table*

Ra'zul: so Randy...

Randy: uh huh

Me, having heard this exact exchange 2 dozen times:

[semipreciousartist]

Very belated thank to you BomBARDed for being a big source of light and laughter during the last year. Nothing soothes the soul for a day like vicarious DnD + music

[sparkliest-bard-bracket]

✨Round 4: Match 2✨

"Weird Al" Yankovic Propaganda:

No one plays the accordian better than he

Woah woah woah if it's sparkly bards youre looking for then it's definitely Weird Al you need, he is both in abundance

Raz'ul, Son of Daz'ul Propaganda:

He’s a fantastic musician, a deeply caring person, excelling in college and possibly the most dramatic bard in any room

Raz’ul is the youngest son of the Oodali clan. He decided to go out and travel the world in order to help his family and his kingdom via blacksmithing. Before he left home, he did borrow the family treasure called Axesumptin (ask you something). After that, he attends Strumlotts, school of Barding where he meets his best friends, Yashee Bordun and Randy Greentrees. Together, they travel across the continent telling tales and causing chaos as their band name Chaos Sauce implies. Raz’ul is a college of glamour bad and circle of the moon druid so his aesthetic leans more towards nature with a lot of floral flare. He’s also very in tune with his emotions and is an asexual icon! 

raz'ul is a PRINCE he is a RUNAWAY he got sad about TINY BEARS he is the PERFECT LITTLE GUY

Given the option of any kind of fashion He glamoured himself into a sparkly orb of a ball gown to walk around town in, and while actively hiding from his family sang a whole song with his band in which all three of them loudly announce their names. Raz’ul is SO SPARKLY and SO dumb and he overthinks everything and I love him So MUCH - ALSO HIS NAME IS RAZ’UL SON OF DAZ’UL HE’S SO SPARKLY ITS LITERALLY HIS NAME

He's so good with the guitar and is emotionally available! He loves his friends! He's a loyal and kind soul!

Propaganda and more sparkly pictures :D

[agentcricket-art]

Ayo my fellow Bombarded fans, where you at?

[koyfishh]

Messin around with flipaclip with chaos sauce :]

[allynabean]

A holiday jam sesh turns sad when a song's lyrics hit a little too close to home

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