#rangers apprentice shitpost

[cconfusionh]

I read the first book of rangers apprentice and I’m hooked so I had to meme while I’m waiting for the next books to arrive✨✨

[ghost-gathering]

I am so so sorry for this creation. I swear there’s context, but I spent far too long on this so I’m gonna make yall suffer with me.

(Horse halt was based off a joke in the ra server about how halt was similar to his horse and…. It just devolved from there)

[that-one-enby-ranger]

I was saying to my friend "I will throw this cat at you just like in Coraline" but I ended up accidentally saying "I will throw this cat at you just like in Morgarath."

I think I need to take a break from the series.

[yunatunaa]

Is there an age swap!au for Rangers Apprentice where Halt is the apprentice to Will in this fandom yet? I need to know for science

If not, feel free to give me some headcanons you might have,,,,,,,,

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

i totally subscribe to the headcanon (au?) that halt's not his real name btw. in my mind it goes like, he only spoke hibernian when he first came to araluen and met a guard patrol or something. they tried to stop him and he dipped, but that left such an impression on him that next time someone asked for his name he went "halt" out of sheer instinct. and the person who asked was crowley so he didn't think twice about it and just went "you wanna join my revolution" and halt said "ya" and then they stayed best friends for 50 years

[ragingadhd]

Shitposting (original image under cut)

[peapodsinspace]

Trained in the stiletto?

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Indeed.

Here’s this doodle I whipped up after seeing a post by @anarchist-aquarius

Also tagging @ask-lord-morgarath because fanart!

I accidentally turned the wargal into puppy-bears instead of ape-bears but they’re cuties

Also if you’re wondering why the wargles are sorta short, it’s cus they’re babies!!! He’s *training* them!

Original post under the cut!

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[an1d10t]

Crowley: you little- kiss love yourself kiss love yourself kiss LOVE YOURSELF

Halt:

[the-thursday]

Alright so. Y'all remember how in book 7 Duncan holds the meeting for hibernian kings? My today's take is:

Imagine Sean not being able to make it one year because some urgent problems or something.

And Halt straight bi walks up to supposed Sean's chair, dramatically drapes himself over it, his ranger cloak exchanged for the most shiny thing with rainbow sparkles and holds Duncan gaze like "well, I never officially abdicated and my nephew asked me for a favour. so let's go bitches"

[rangertessadarling]

very important, highly influential question, what color starburst is Will Treaty? What about Horace? what does this say about their characters?

the essay should be at least 500 words minimum and following the basic MLA format and--

[whatsupmykentuckyfriedfuckers]

I like to bring a little chaos and fuck up my own life by re organising my bookshelves every once in a while to the worst order.

At the moment I'm just pulling a Good Omens Jim and organising them by the first letter of the first sentence.

[cconfusionh]

halt doodle

[ghost-gathering]

Yet another drawing based off a joke in the ra server.

[that-one-enby-ranger]

It seems to me that the difference between the Rangers Apprentice fandom on Pinterest and on Tumblr is that on Pinterest a lot of the people there don't ship Cralt and seem very passionate about keeping it that they're just friends and on Tumblr most the people I have seen ship Cralt so fucking hard.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

as the crown prince of a major kingdom and thus presumably the future leader of at the very least a significant portion of its army, it's illogical at BEST to think that halt has no training with a sword regardless of his natural talent or personal preference and in this essay i will

[ragingadhd]

I bring that big fandom chaos to the RA function that people don’t really like