#rating: five stars

[chronotopes]

I love you public history people I love you museum people I love you archivists and I LOVE YOU architectural historians!!!

[z0mbgender]

Quite honestly Saw 11 could just be Adam slowly decomposing for 2 hours and I would still eat it up

[rayix]

HII

I drew your oc cuz they are so silly

NERF ARE YOU SERIOUS?? THIS IS SO CUTE!!! LOOK GUYS! LOOK AT THE LITTLE CHAOTIC BASTARD!

MY SILLY BOY! You made him so fluffy 😭 Everything in your style turns out so nice TY I LOVE IT SM I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH UGHRJRJGRGR

[sinclairstarz]

modern byler watch Dirty Dancing (one of mike’s favs) together and Will rates it 4.5 stars on letterboxd and Mike gets so angry and constantly brings up “remember when you said you hated dirty dancing.” and then Max goes and rates all of Mike’s top four 0 stars and logs them to make sure he sees it and he doesn’t speak to her for multiple weeks

[the-lion-guard-88]

Only SMG4 Fans will understand

[kira-anon-uwu]

Tubbo tries to get his god damn divorce

word count: who fucking knows

summary: no

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"Tommy,just sign the fucking papers."

Tommy got on his knees, wailing at his beloved husband. "No, please! I'll change, I'll be a better man! What if Molly married you as well?"

"More marriage isn't going to fix the situation, just sign the divorce papers!"

"But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But-,", Tommy stuttered, wimpering, "But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But- But… Think of our children, Tubbo…"

He gestured to the corner, where James Marriott and Jack Manifold were sitting.

"Goo-goo ga-ga,", said James, in a very deep and monitone voice.

"Yeah, no, I'm not fucking doing this,", Tubbo sighed, in a very bitch-like manner, as he got up and left.

He decided to take a long walk, to clear his head and question how he got to this point, eventually getting his phone out and calling the only friend he had with experience in The Law.

Quackity waved as he answered, on facetime somehow despite Tubbo calling him on discord. "Hey man, what's up?"

"Hey, Big Q; do you know anything about divorce court?"

"Not a damn thing, I missed that class to watch a soap opera on stream. what'd you need?"

"Could you be my lawyer? I'm trying to get Tommy to divorce me, but he only wants to talk about kissing without tongue and balls."

"Yeah….. About that…….. I'm actually already his lawyer, so……….. Yeah sorry. Too bad you guys didn't have a pre-nup, bye!"

Tubbo sat there in incredibly shocked silence after the man hung up. Yes, sat; man decided to sit in the middle of the sidewalk to ponder where it all went wrong.

His phone pinged, and he saw a message from Quackity telling him that the 'consultation' he'd just gotten was going to cost him $1 million dollars.

Tubbo could afford that, he was a multi-millionaire and a Tory after all, but not having a lawyer on his side didn't leave him with many options. Well, he *did * have one…..

Murder was legal in the UK if the victim was Tommyinnit; the Queen had spoken it into law when she got her restraining order. May lizzie rest in peace, and all that

Tommy had invoked squatters rights in his efforts to 'save their marriage', and had refused to leave Tubbo's home at all times since every second was a second for him to be wooed. Tubbo had shoved him in the closet where he belonged, hence Tommy's lack of streams as of late, so it would be incredibly easy to murder him and claim his wealth.

More money to the hoard, since Tubbo was a rich Tory that disliked the poor. wow that rhymed, regular eminem in these parts.

Anyways Tubbo got home and committed a horrible, unspeakable crime that will not be spoken so he didn't have to put up with any more of tommyinnit's bullshit.

Dragging the corpse to court gave him an easy win, and a medal of honor for taking out one of the nations loudest people that kept up the corrupt politicians all night.

tubbo got the kids and money and married someone famous and hot. idk who pick some hot guy out of a movie that you'd ship with tubbo and that's his happy ending.

The end.

[cloneshipficquotes]

The fresher door opening jolts Echo awake. He huffs, relaxing again once Fives finally comes into the bedroom.

“You didn’t have to wait up for me,” Fives points out, wearing absolutely nothing, not even a towel.

Echo shifts onto his back as Fives walks around the end of the bed, watching him, appreciating just how hot Fives is, and how he’s, thankfully, uninjured. Fives knows he’s staring and smirks.

“You know, I was gonna put on some clothes, but if you like what you see that much…” he teases. It’s a fairly weak attempt at flirting on his part. Echo can’t blame him. They’re both exhausted.

— Airlock_Failure, from Chapter 26: Overstimulation: Fives/Echo in ‘Sanguis Et Passio’

[freakdevotion]

Btw I'm basically a personal sex bot. I usually don't even get undressed. I will finger and tongue at a girl until she's shaking and whimpering and telling me it's too much completely emotionless and unfaltering because she hasn't ended the program yet. I'm like if they made a rabbit a guy. You can even customize my personality :]

[agnesandhilda]

in fucking tears over etsy spellcasters

[zealfruity]

So i finally got a working tablet again

[eddis-not-eeddis]

I am such a sucker for a K-drama where the main characters get beat up at least once an episode.

[able-remedious]

I JUST COME BACK FROM SEEING TROLLS 3 AND OMG I LOVED IT!!!!

Here some things that I wanna share about my experience!

Spoilers under the cut

So before I saw the movie I felt pretty sick and thought I wasn’t gonna handle the popcorn but I managed!

Then of course I thought my parents were gonna be annoyed but I guess they weren’t, my mom liked it I’m not sure about my dad

When I saw Mount Rageous I can feel my blood running threw me and my palms were sweating!!!!!

I wished it had more screen time!!!!!!!

I see my relationship with my sister in Velvet and Veneer in a way- 🥲

Crimp crying is just me wanting to vent about me problems-

During the movie my mom said that Velvet and Veneer are like this old duo group called Millie and Vanillie

They were pretty famous I guess but they actually weren’t singing it was someone else, while Millie and Vanilli lip synced the person would sing behind the scenes

They were found being frauds live at a MTV concert back in July of somewhere in the 1980s

While they were singing the song skipped and they everyone saw them lip syncing and there whole careers were ruined

So possibly Velvet and Veneer are based of them?

Anyway, I loved the boyband references, and how some came out of nowhere, like when Bruce said Menudo I’m pretty sure that was a reference to the old Mexican boy band of the same name

I didn’t even think about that until my parents said that when we were out of theater

Overall, the whole movie was good but I felt like it went too fast but it was good, they were little childrens there but it’s a kids movie and they looked like they had a good time so ye!

and I started to recorded the last eight minutes of the movie cause I just wanted too!!!!

So I give trolls 3 a 20/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[whatyawatching]

Monster High 2

Rating: ✨✨✨✨✨

These movies have no business being this adorable. Love the friendships, the setting, the costuming and make up. Appreciate the positive messages. Respect the Josie and the Pussycats reference.

[victorian-nymph]

you WILL look at my bad memes from today

[rexsokaficquotes]

“That’s why Echo’s better. You’re up to something.”

“Am not! I’m just trying to determine where I stand. Now I know not to buy your drinks next time, not worth it.”

“Yeah Rex, there’s gotta be someone out there that you like more than Cody or Echo? Who is it?” Jesse added, a devious curl of his lips accompanying the statement. Again, Rex’s mouth betrayed him, and the words tumbled from his lips against his will. “I like Ahsoka more. She’s nice.”

“Just nice?” Fives countered. Then, without subtlety whatsoever, Fives stated, “You like her, don’t you?”

— Snips2112, from Chapter 1: Fives Hatches a Plot in ‘Tihaar? More Like Truth Serum’

[11queensupreme11]

SHOW ME UR BEST WUWA BUILDS!!!

YES SIR/MAAM

first off is my beloved calcharo (i just finished upgrading that stupid flautist):

and here's my beloved jiyan:

some of the substats aren't that great, i know but i hate how i have to upgrade the echoes a lot and tune them in order to know the other substats, especially since sealed tubes are so scarce 🙂‍↕️💔

im also trying to build my rover, verina, and encore!