she only occasionally jokes about eating people
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Do you like real moths because
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Yes!!! Yes I love!!! They!
Moff!! <3
Precious!
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Regret to inform you lotion spider post is probably fake, in the notes there are People pointing out the same reviewer has been periodically posting the exact same review over and over
I am devastated, nobody talk to me unless you can make spider lotion real
Spiders if you’re reading this you have a huge opportunity to commit to the bit here
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Anteater Weevil. Smaller than a great anteater and more arboreal, the species combo would eat more termites and sap from trees than ants on the ground.
@weevilsdaily Hope you don't mind me tagging you. Your blog is what got me to get down and fully design an idea I've had for a while.
I love both great anteaters and weevils so so much.
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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4
Common name: Hood casemaker fly
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look at her.... the creature
my horrble daughter my wretched beastie
HEY THANK U 4 LOOKIN AT ME ART BTW IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY YAY YAHOO YIPPEE
if u want. more lore about this beast cOME
h e r e
sneefsneefsneef
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Really excited to watch this tomorrow! We need more bug-minded people! 🥰🪲
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One of the best things about Pah's character book entry has to be his love for tigers. Just imagining him getting super excited when he met Kazutora and saw the tiger on his neck
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*there's a bee flying around in the kitchen*
Dean: (very brave and manly like) Cas!!!!
Castiel: Don't worry, Dean. I'll take care of it
Dean: *leaves* (he's not hiding from the bee) (he's totally hiding from the bee)
Castiel, leveling with the bee: Hello, I am a big fan, but you're scaring my boyfriend. can you please leave?
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